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 Jokes Etc › Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by Mobsync(op): 11:48am On Nov 15, 2010 |
You're so impossible. |
| Jokes Etc › Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by Mobsync(op): 11:38am On Nov 15, 2010 |
Found this in the religion sEction Dear brothers and sisters I have a big problem. I have a predilection for Amala, that is the meal that is made from Yam flour. I can eat it at anytime of the day or night and I am sure that if I get a whiff of it in my sleep I can sleepwalk to it and scoff the whole pot before going back to bed without even waking up. You all will just wake up to find that there is no more amala in the pot.  |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Eating Amala, Is This Biblical? by Mobsync(m): 11:33am On Nov 15, 2010 |
This is a joke, put it in the joke section. |
| Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Naija Photo Shoot. by Mobsync(m): 4:45pm On Nov 13, 2010 |
B.ITCH |
| Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji On CNN’s Connect The World [Pictures] by Mobsync(m): 1:19pm On Nov 02, 2010 |
Bunch of spiteful retards, you lot.I.DIOT |
| Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji On CNN’s Connect The World [Pictures] by Mobsync(m): 1:12pm On Nov 01, 2010 |
very ugly womens, worse of all, she is dark skin. I guess the whole planet is now happy simply becoz a white woman isYou're da man, the b.astard's a B.ITCH |
| Gaming › Re: What Is Your Mortal Kombat Best Player. by Mobsync(m): 1:29pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Sub_Zero Kurtis Stryker Johnny Cage Jax Briggs (once in a while) |
| Education › Re: 7 Year Old Girl Admitted To Secondary School In Abeokuta by Mobsync(m): 1:13pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Call me hater if u like, but the girl is just 7 and she's gonna finish ss3_maybe when she's 13 and the minimum age to get into a university is 15, so she's going to waste 2 yrs of her life and still get into the uni. with the pals she's running away from. She needs a rethink. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Any Of Una Ride Tyre Back Then? Lol by Mobsync(m): 11:28am On Oct 24, 2010 |
Those days I use to run 50km per hour with my power ranger's pant. Sorry mate - when i was in lagos - I lived in a nicer part and such activites did not exist , but we played computer games, went to the Ikoyi or Lagos country club, went sailing and many more.You are not a Lagosian Even me wey be girl sef, I ride tyre well well!!!GOoD GIrL The name of my tyre was Daewoo racerSHuT UP ^^^Thank u fery much now go pay your money to Ben 10 for the entertainment. GrinYou get BIG problem |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by Mobsync(m): 11:22am On Oct 24, 2010 |
Jesus krist of Anambra state GrinYour lifespan just got shortened |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Reason Why I Am The Hotest Guy On Nairaland by Mobsync(m): 11:46am On Oct 19, 2010 |
1> am ugly 2> am short 3> am cold 4> am fat 5> am hairless 6> I've a yeye name YEYE 7> my p size s less dan 1 inch which can make any chick scream 8> I can be lovd 'nd not be loved 9> am all man's man 10> am s.tupid 'nd wondalessl staying with. Wat nxt_ptchewwwwww 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Little Boy by Mobsync(op): 11:22am On Oct 19, 2010 |
A boy goes to church and tells his mum "I wanna pee" anytime he wants to use the toilet. The mum always feeling embarassed tells him to say " I wanna whisper" instead. The boy goes to church the next sunday with his dad b'cos his mum was ill. When he wants to pee, he looks at his dad and says " dad, I wanna whisper" The dad half confused looks at the boy for some seconds brings his ear closer to the boy and says "whisper in my ear" |
| Romance › Re: Please Help Me Judge. Why Are Some Girls Like This? Girls! by Mobsync(m): 12:18pm On Oct 12, 2010 |
Last time i had unprotected sex. Dats a new one<<<<<<<<<<<<<<HMmn  ?don't like wearing cloth for my manliness but I have choice<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<You again>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What A Pics Lol by Mobsync(m): 1:23pm On Oct 08, 2010 |
He looks more like a tiger. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Four Reasons Why Dogs 're Better Than Women by Mobsync(m): 12:48pm On Oct 08, 2010 |
Marry a dog then. shioooooooooooor |
| Jokes Etc › Laugh Lines by Mobsync(op): 12:28pm On Oct 08, 2010 |
A young woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?” The doctor answers, “Well, it varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it’s difficult to describe pain.” “I know, but can’t you give some idea as a doctor?” “Okay,” says the doctor, “grab your upper lip and pull it out a little.” “Like this?” “No. A little more” “Like this?” “Yes. Does it hurt?” “A little bit” “Now, stretch it over your head!” |
| Romance › Re: Please A Virgin? by Mobsync(m): 12:05pm On Oct 07, 2010 |
I need a virgin or a girl who has not had sex more than 5 times and with a single guy^^^^^^^^^^^Sorry, we are short of virgins.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nigerian Churches Name: Feel Free To Post Yours by Mobsync(m): 11:40am On Oct 07, 2010 |
God of agbo jedi ministtries^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^SAY WHaT?<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Weed and gin assembly^^^^^^^^^HMmn<<<<<<<<<< |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If You Are Ugly,please Leave Nairaland And Let Beautiful One Comes In by Mobsync(m): 11:38am On Oct 07, 2010 |
'if u like die'^^^^^^^^^^So you know you are ugly. BRrp<<<<<<<<<<<<< |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 190 Vs Omolola Relationship Gone Wrong? by Mobsync(m): 11:34am On Oct 07, 2010 |
HMmn |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What A Pics Lol by Mobsync(m): 11:32am On Oct 07, 2010 |
Of all places he could think of, he decides 2 go into a bush. GRRRrrrrrrrrrrr |
