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Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha_very boring.

I'm one.

He probably rented the food.

Joooooooooooooooooo

1. Every problem you have is spiritual.


2. In every romance movie, someone must die.


3. It is possible to hit a person without actually
touching them!


4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.


5. Poisoned food always tastes better.


6. The best way to make money is by visiting a
babalawo/joining a cult/sleeping with rich men.



7. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born
evil.


8. There is never an end to your suffering, except
death!


9. With a pastor, all things are possible.


10. A movie can be titled anything such as:

*The boy is mine, The girl is yours, The child is theirs

* Face me, I face you

* Kill me,I kill you,

* Two cockroaches in Africa

*Two rats,

*Spanner,

*Calculator,

*Computer

*The Driver

*Igala,

*Ijele,

*Olodo,

*Mumu,

*Wawa,

*Igodo,

*Igudu

*Shigidi

*Wakadugu


11. A movie has not been made if at least one
actor/actress has not twisted his/her lips to speak
wrong phonetics.


12, You are in love. You want to take your girl out
and the best place you take her to is:


*Mr. Biggs/Tantalizers: where you'll most probably see an ex while feeding each other.

*The beach: where it is imperative that you ride a
donkey and carry her playfully.

*Or the best: take her to buy some new ugly clothes.


13. An Igbo movie has been made if
* You visit a babalawo
* A fleet of cars is shown off at regular intervals
for a total of half of the movie time.
* Kanayo O Kanayo is in the movie. Pete Udochie is
also there too!
* To get rich it is mandatory you join a cult


14. Gun shots and knock-outs sound the same!


15. Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do
with the movie and other times, once you read the
title and see the poster you know it all!!! (Also the
soundtrack gives you a headache because it just
narrates the whole story repeatedly - so much for
suspense and intrigue!)


16. A love story has not been produced if it does not have one or two of the following actresses-
* Stella Damasus
* Stephanie Okereke
* Genevieve Nnaji
* Omotola Jalade
* Rita Dominic


17. The police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their
counterparts in real life.


18. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than 3 years and even in longer flashbacks.


19, It is permissible to wear very dark shades at
night!


20. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't
matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your
legs!


21. When advertising a movie, you really should shout because, people are deaf?



22. When you are extremely poor, you will still be
able to afford- very good furniture, T.V., but you
won't be able to send your kids to school.


23. Most especially in Yoruba movies, your gateman
must be inefficient and comical. He MUST dress like a freak, be rude to all your visitors and never mind his business,


24. My personal favourite- the bad guy always dies or gets caught by none other than the police

Nice one actually, good job.
But on the other hand, this was dubbed from saturday TRIBUNE. (that's almost two years ago). Better dubbing to your elbow.

I see no action taking place.

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Nice one there.

Could y me report to my official quarters for debriefing. I would really like to get stuck in.
I'm a virgin oooo

Was this planned?

The first time I would ever laugh at a joke on Nairaland_though It is somehow senseless sha.

In my area, from almost 24 hrs a day to nothing, I give them -99.9%

I need you guys help. I did LAUTECH post UTME (i actually chose it as second choice) and I haven't been able to check my result since then. Is it only me, second choice choosers or everyone.

You need a doctor.

You can jump the fence.

Has YABATECH post utme registration closed?

You guys can customize your name and post it on facebook for free. Just go to www.imagechef.com.
It's cool, I did it on mine.

At least, you get free milk.

Most of these players are overpaid in their clubs esp England_they are nothin' but overpaid rabbits.

You better name him ifa, the next_bre 'nd the next_gas.

Disvirgined at 8?
You 're so impossible.
Hw would you feel if your daughter gets f**k'd

Stay with STD.

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