₦airaland Forum

greenpasture:
When the choices for S.W Chairman were listed I stopped laughing at the PDP and started crying for them instead.

Wai a chu laik dis nah!! You winkend somborry

chloe7:
Lmao but will one person actually have time to open three accounts and be quoting herself too in posts, anyway this is a faceless forum and absolutely anything is possible sha

Yes nah, seems strange cos you have all ya cards on the table.. 75% of the regulars in politics have a severe case of Multiple personality Disorder..

Some trolls even have up to 5/6 different accounts & go by different tribes sef! Na then you go see "We Ijaw" or "We Yoruba", boom E-tribal war don start!! Crase people plenty aswear!!


Cc Beryl15 , LadyGuinevere

angels09:
Maa Bu mi o. Baba oko ee nimoje

Won ko mi, mo de gba Eko!! Mi o ki so odi oro si enikankan, I only state facts... dazall.

angels09:
Mo I saw you here but you ran away since its not a Saraki bashing thread

You play too much , ran away from an obvious white washing PR Job? Saraki is a greedy & self serving, doesn't mean he isn't some people's benefactor..

However, even the Ray Charles can see clearly from his grave can see through the article....... Same as the DOA sentiments of the opposition to a muslim -muslim ticket & the allusion to the anti corruption stance blowing the lid off Hero IB's supervision of the subsidy scam grants him....

To each his own, but not every one is overly emotional & foolish!!! , support for Saraki as a tool to get back at the nation/FG is a subhuman trait... opposition is a conviction not tradition..

989900:
@Mo: Pls. summarize for them you know who.

Difaluashon nor epp Egypt...

A yaff tirai..

TonyeBarcanista:
Na your hero

I'm not of the wailing legion!!

BTW, just ready with your sword, your "friends" are coming for your head!! You talk say Hero IB slow ba?

TonyeBarcanista:
You reach here?

Yes, any objections?

I know some poisonous bees are going to try to swarm my mentions cos of hero but a gat my bug spray on deck!!

The Nigeria must have been referring to exists only in his imagination or as narrated to him by the NOIs, Clarks, FFKs, Okupes, etc..

He couldn't have been referring to the Lord Lugard/Flora Shaw amalgamated contraption.

https://blog.caranddriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2012-Tesla-Model-S-03.jpg


Dear Jonathanians this is a picture of a beautiful car,kindly take it for a spin since y'all like paper transformation!

anonimi:
Really?
We are in trouble, walahi.

Even you can't come up with more than really!! This government has many faults, but mass retrenchment, no one can lay at their door!!

lakhadimar:
You no even see the name of the reporter: Henry Umoru Strong

Saraki should get better "brown envelopers", this is pure amateurish work!!

We are supposed to believe Greedy-77 (C- Tuale4u 2016) exists when James Manager was almost beaten up by chief Abobaku Dino?

Babacele:
Kemi is the Joseph of Nigeria! just imagine if na NOI be our minister now. she go talk say she don warn us to prepare for worse days ahead because Rotimi Ameachi lead Gov Forum didn't allow FG (that control 52% of all allocations) to save! all the stealing and economic crimes she supervised like d dasukigate wouldnt have been revealed ,n by now Charles Soludo's fears would come to pass! didn't madam due process Obi Ezekwesili n other wellwishers cry out too when NOI was serving that voodoo economics using pdpnomics-economics without character? It still baffles me how NOI managed to break our hearts- her numerous fans who remember her role in the Paris Club debt forgiveness n d coming of the MDGs to Nigeria. she lost totally , she became n remained a PDP -a very dangerous n devilish state of being. she should keep quiet and reconcile with her conscience that is obviously telling her ' you brought this mess to your country'.

Unlike outright looters who you can condemn for their acts & punish for their crimes, NOI looked the other way while looting was ongoing.... she loved that "coordinating" title so much that she would rather sink than swim above the tides of massive corruption of the past Admin.


I'm sure she never in her wildest dreams ever imagined power would be wrested from her camp , hence why she is now shifting the blame to the govs for IB's "lack of political will".

Not holding brief for the Govs but wia dem keep dem own 52%?

Mynd44:
They keepkeep forgetting that the President will not sign their bills. They can get 2/3 in the senate…… expecting to get that in the HOR is a dream that wont come true

Don't come & bring "real" common sense hia, abeg let their sympathisers entertain hope na, no matter how false it is, man must hope!

Don't you know about the "audacity of collective myopia & hate", that thing is very gidigan ooo, can make white appear as reddish gold!

989900 ... see below!!! Can't just imagine you dissipating that amount of energy on someone who really doesn't give a hoot & was just asking rhetorical questions!!

coldsummer:
You don't have to educate a people that don't want to learn. They will try to sap the knowledge out of you.


So relax. It's a Saturday afterall.

tuale4u:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/twist-senate-peace-moves-senators-form-g77/

You would have just wriiten d heading as PDP/Saraki APC 77 senators instead of G77 senators.

Rubbish. Greedy 77 (G77)

You believe this, you can believe anything.

Remove EFCC from presidency's control? Really? As it stands today, they can barely do anything that will incite the public further.

A senator from the former Bendel State is to present the amendment bill which would be expected to be fast tracked.

Who even uses such words as fomer Bendel state or Gongola state?

Former bendel state AKA Peter Nwaoboshi?

Expected to fast track? & they've made a u turn from every other crap they've been pushing? Not only G77, it's Godly 77

There is no story here, just an over active imagination & wishful thinking...

searchng4love:
You still don't get it. Saraki must get a fair hearing and law should be applied dispassionately. If he's impeached today is not my biz, even if jailed it does not affect me.... but the process must follow our constitution. That's all. And I will like to advice you to stop being unnecessarily emotional and dramatic about Nigerian political gladiators.

Saraki isn't getting a fair hearing & he's been to four different courts, even up to the SC?

Why are you pipul Laik dis nah?

Thank you for your advise, next......

tee10:
I honesty blame NOI for not resigning.
Facts are sacred, if we blame NOI and GEJ only am afraid we haven't learned

Why should she have resigned? We were rich on paper & that's all that matters!!

By the way u and 989900 haul ur stones at NOI but are dead salient on the blunders of PMB

Can you an objective article on:

1.2016 budget= PMB replaced key projects like rail lines, federal roads & agric development plans with Town halls & Keke Napep.

2.CBN illegal hire= Bubu gave the waiver & he is also the CBN governor..

PMB's economic policy (FX restrictions)= When you become president of a nation in almost financial distress, give FX to importers to bring in plastics & hand fans to be shared at Owambe!

De listing of Nigerian from JP Morgan etc= Bubu won't devalue, IMF go taya, then G n D.. EoD

searchng4love:
Umar should excuse himself first.

Saraki shouldn't resign "first"?

No matter how much you wish otherwise, Umar will see this case to the very End & Saraki will get all he deserves..

It is expected that he will go all the way to the SC but like he got served trying to stop proceedings, so will he get double portion...

As it is now, there is only so much SUVs, favourable budget paddings & juicy committees can do, his acolytes are beginning to fold under the barrage of intense wide spread public condemnation! Politicians interests are self serving, they won't put Saraki's load for head & be dragging dia own come for back..

*bookmark this post*, Saraki won't survive beyond May-June.

DickDastardly:
No one argues that. But let the process of getting him there not appear as dirty as his offence. Any other person can take up this matter but this umar who has not shown enough uprightness in this lingering matter.

In every place that sanity reigns, the "eminent"?? lawyers would have prevailed on saraki to resign!!!

I'm not holding brief for Umar but which innocent person makes so many excursions to different courts in order to stall a case in which the charges are mere "persecution"/ "witch hunting"?

Panama Papers full expose is in May, whatever that throws up will show us up for who we are as a nation!

DickDastardly:
Noi and Gej cant do anything anymore to turn around our fortunes. Its now buhari and kemi's onus. We are in economic disarray and the best place to start is to pass the budget asap. Buhari should as a matter of urgency and emergency gather all his people and the nass, quickly get that budget right and signed, from their we can continue our debate.
Mo you will agree with me that nothing is more pressing to Nigeria now than the budget getting straightened out and implemented asap. It will amount to naiviety for pmb to make anymore foreign travel without achieving this, as no serious country will take us serious with all this directionlessness, blames and lethargy in our approach to governance. The people's suffering increases daily and we must be seen to be emparthetic enough and not all this unnecessary political grand standing

EoD, everything else na turenchi

However, Bubu should use whatever means "necessary" to ensure only "progressive" & essential projects make the final budget, signing just for the sake of "shutting people up" will be counter productive if in the place of essential projects we have salon equipments & Keke Napep so some committee chair can go to his community & act like a demi god!!

989900:
Let's be rational for a second:

NOI: 14 years out of 16 (with 'oil boom' for the most part), borrowing to pay salaries @$65/barrel . . . see where we are.

Kemi: 4 months, without one budget yet to work with, in an 'oil doom' period, shutting each loophole of theft, one at a time

You wanna call "crucify her, crucify her" . . . wait and do it at the right time, doing so now only makes you the most part, the 'tribalist' and irrational one.

That is their motto "Condemn All that isn't yours" "Laud even the most incapable of ours"

I'm still wondering how Aunty Kemi matter take enter an article by a SE (most likely) in Vanguard (Ipad/PDP sympathizer) , it boils down to less than optimal level logical reasoning & irrational hate for the race that in their myopia, "assisted" the Kunu sippers in the ouster of their messianic Hero!!

Flexherbal:
That means that the Federal Government failed, by not monitoring the process.

How? You expect the FG to appoint caretakers for them or what exactly was the FG supposed to do?


*MODIFIED*

Majority of the people quoting me out of context are either unserious or blinded by the usual hate:

A simple question was asked but none of these people could provide a sensible micro management process that the FG could have employed to checkmate chronic thieving state administrators....

Oxenomy:
tribal bigot.. It's really eating you deep but you don't know it. By the time you find out what happened, it might be too late then..

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Oxenomy:
I'm Igbo but this man is clown and that's the same mistake Nigerians always make. You were ordered to capture or shoot Ibb. When you had him in sight, you had no opportunity to capture him alive but you had the opportunity to kill him.. Why didn't you kill him? EGO.. Because of your own selfish reasons.. You want to be seen as a hero. The coup wasn't successful because of your selfish decision, and your fellow comrades had to die cos of your selfish act..

Oxenomy:
And na Yoruba man...it's so unfortunate that when you come down south, they are the most vocal in support of this crazy land grabbing bill.. Anyway, anyday they pass that land grabbing bill, that's the beginning of the end of this zoo.

Oxenomy:
easy bro

The lovers of the bill like passingshot, jorboskill, etc. will be highly disappointed. Only Yoruba muslims down south were in support of the bill..why?

The things one sees on this NL alley sef, ....

Always better to stay by the sideline sha & watch the PDM than to engage in a shouting match with a lunatic in the market place, other sane people walking by won't know the difference...

Both the IB & NOI are incompetent & Unpatriotic....

Still trying to get the magic wand that made saving possible under OBJ despite average crude oil price,& how same minister had two different results despite record Crude price & Sales..

*Llight bulb moment*

We had a president with major cojones of steel.

Not an an IB whose inordinate ambition & a desire for an undeserved second term "tied" his hands & made it impossible for FG's 52% of the ECA to be put to good use..

The Governors & LGs took their 48% while the FG's did a Houdini & was "gone with the wind"..

By Ugoji Egbujo


Okonjo Iweala, the famed technocrat , has returned to the pulpit. The gospel of good governance, like that of Christ, is easily preached. Technocrats come into public service in Nigeria brandishing reputations and clutching unto self righteousness. Okonjo-Iweala But they often prove too sterile to affect the filth, and always leave as ineffectual as ordinary politicians.
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She, the coordinator of the economy. They didn’t listen to her admonitions. And she stayed on coordinating! There was “zero political will to save”. She says it oozing the righteous indignation of a jilted seer proven right by disaster. It is supposed to be an exculpatory revelation. Obasanjo had managed to conjure some ‘political will’ . But with Jonathan? No, it wasn’t him, it wasn’t Okonjo Iweala either. It must have been the special breed of greedy governors that unlucky Jonathan inherited. They drained all the “political will”.

But you would think Okonjo Iweala’s insights won’t be that simplistic. That she must be too stricken , too sober, to tell trite tales. Because the federal government got almost 50% of oil boom revenues and Okonjo Iweala was coordinating minister. That arm of government later resorted to borrowing to pay salaries. The bane of African politics isn’t academic insufficiency. No, good theories abound everywhere, even in Zimbabwe. Often it’s authoritarianism and gross inefficiency. But more often it is moral bankruptcy. It is immoral to be silent in the face of conspicuous evil.

The political will to enthrone rectitude is where the snare lies. So when technocrats come with abundance of academic talk and sermons about global best practices they are no more than soulless mercenaries. They get the perks of office, the privileges of power and do not bother about practical freedom and concrete empowerment of the poor.

They mouth capitalist ideas but treat democratic ethics with contempt. They will not stand against election rigging, they stay aloof, ready to serve whoever wins, however he wins. They will not fight corruption frontally, they pay lip service. “We are doing their best in the circumstance”. Their characters are tested when their principals begin to subjugate national interests to private considerations.

Corruption and theft of public resources will be clothed with the garments of lofty policies provided by technocrats. Nepotism, they cannot resist. The poor will be harangued about the virtue of sacrifice in nation building while monies meant to fight insurgency walk into private pockets. Flimsy poverty alleviation programmes that fatten only politicians will be trumpeted.

A multitude of workshops and seminars to pretend to intellectualism will be thrown around. Spurious data would be spawn to deny the grim reality of life on the streets. They will close their eyes to absurdities like Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN) and join in mouthing gibberish like Transformation Agenda. They will wring their hands like Pilate. Yes, a finance minister will sign a memo that opens up the vault of the Central bank to the carting away of stacks of dollars to private homes, without compunction. Or was there? She sneaked in a dubious “my hand no dey inside” clause by reminding them of the need to render accounts. She retained her sainthood, lapped up international awards. They never get fed up, technocrats, never get angry.

They always play along. Corrupt regimes love them. They lend them legitimacy. When in such governments they lose scrupulousness. Who would have thought that after the financial commonsense exhibited during the Obasanjo regime that prodigality would return with vengeance with Iweala on the saddle? Okonjo Iweala attributes our present woes to recalcitrant governors. Iweala’s second stint was a chronicle of wastefulness.


Impunity institutionalized corruption and theft in public service. 350 million dollars Abacha stole came back to the country and was reported re-stolen under Iweala’s nose. Iweala had been in government long enough to know what happens during elections. Yet she crafted a memo seeking approval to ‘lend’ 350 million dollars to the NSA three weeks to the original date for national elections ostensibly for the procurement of arms. Since politicians disregarded her, why didn’t Okonjo Iweala resign?

When the then CBN governor spoke about widespread looting , she was irritated. As irritated as she was when foreign journalists pestered her about Chibok girls. If Iweala had put the interest of the nation above the benefits of remaining a minister she would have easily resigned. She knew the country was clearly headed in the wrong direction . Her cowardice was even more baffling because she, apparently, did not need the job.

Why are these technocrats never really patriotic beyond mouthing? “I have come to contribute my quota to national development?” And having failed pitiably as finance minister to do that which was most important , why is Okonjo Iweala not mourning? Why is truthful sober reflection , an ingredient of intellectualism , so lacking amongst our political technocrats? Why can’t Okonjo Iweala keep quiet if she isn’t ready to tell the whole truth yet? Okonjo Iweala, international civil servant, substantially immune to the troubles and potential fallouts of outspokenness at the highest levels.


She was in Aba campaigning for the return of Jonathan and the same set of circumstances she now cleverly refers to as ‘zero political will’. She has been one of our best ministers. And that is why our politics has remained a study in sycophancy. Let the technocrats in Buhari’s government know that a president is not a deity. Their ultimate loyalty is to the nation. And sometimes the nation is best served by a principled noisy resignation.

: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/ngozi-okonjo-iweala-sin-cowardice/

So long an Epistle from someone who snuck into the NASS complex in the trunk of a Mazda 626 in order to escape notice before perfecting his "coup"..

He would have been "forgiven" if he had "Dogara-ed" it & also isn't being recalcitrant about extravagant purchases & supervising a criminal level budget distortion all in a bid to discredit the Executives...

At every point, he talks about his loyalty to his party, someone that has been proven doesn't understand the true meaning of loyalty.... He sees himself as bigger than his party, let's see how that will work out for him..

He also has refused to understand that persecution is no defense, culpability does not take witch hunting into account & Saratiff knows that hence the incessant court perambulations.....

He won't survive beyond May-June 2016..

zaynie:
Sis...you know say you sabi engrishh well well

Dis una agbada, dem no dey sew am finish ni?

I dey gbadun to dey follow you upandan o....see me turning into the PoliticianoftheYear for my house

Thanks for the props, make I holl my head wella make e for nor blow apart.

That LBk tailor na De saina Di teilhor, A french,italian, Moroccan expert craftsman, he can like to take his time, before 2045, e suppose finish.

proudmom38:
Not funny joor. I no just dey 4 2nd missionary journey now o.

Nohin do you jor, it's only stressful in their first year but when they become almost like siblings by their 2nd & 3rd Bday, Lil Proudy & LP 2.0 will so delight you ehn. .....

zaynie:
Take her back to the hospital IMMEDIATELY ( cos she is rapidly losing a lot of water ) so they can give her drugs and fluids by injection and drip.

See as you broke it down simply & Nicely..

A dey dia dey type efistle! , how is our Atinuke, Bobo k tailor don nearly sew the Agbada finish, we dey come.... kisses & hugs for her...

proudmom38:
Mamas pls is it posible 2 get preg without menstruating aftr child birth?


cc:mod.ath,nurse kaffy,tchiwinnie,babythug,zaynie,soonest,lovinam,rezzy,chinwendym,beedam n gbogbo sabi mamas in da hux.

Baddest male proudy of liffffffeeeeeeee ;

sanrima:
Good day mamas, pls I need help urgently.

My neighbors one year old baby has been stooling and also vomits sometimes.
The baby has been taken to the pediatrician and rancotrim was prescribed. The stooling is still there, did culture no growth. Doctor has prescribed septrin yesterday evening yet the baby puts her hand in her mouth and vomit immediately she finish eating or taking the drugs. Her mother is frustrated and crying, upset and shouting at the child I had to quickly take the baby from her, calmed her down and told her I will try to get answers from here. Please come to our aid.

CC: soonest, zaynie, mod.ath, nurse kaffy4bill, tchiwinnie and all the sabi mamas

Is the vomitus triggered by the baby putting her hand in her mouth, feeding triggers it or its an involuntary action?

If it's the baby, the mum has to be extra vigilant.

If it's involuntary then IV or IM promethazine is important so the vomiting episodes can be suppressed, otherwise the antibiotics won't stay long enough in her system in order to be absorbed & achieve the desired objective..

The Naira remained strong against the Dollar and other foreign currencies until I was removed from office in August, 1985 and it was devalued.

"But how many factories were built and how many jobs were created by the devaluation

Before any mumu begin act on menu 3 (curse/ abuse) of the wailing Robot programme, answer this kweshion first...


Pseudo economists are also enjoined to state facts & not just spew confusing technical jargons!

Who & when for NAIJA devaluation don epp?


Cc 989900

Any sane mind could decipher that Nurse Metuh was lying through his teeth when he claimed he was "done" & no longer interested in any position!!!

Nurse that lives & breathes "Do you know who I am"