₦airaland Forum

sonOfLucifer:
Lol. You. Your head dey everywhere. Happy weekend jare.
My money's on Barca too.

3 things that are important to me apart from My creator& Mi Famiglia are books, sports (football, tennis & track) & following topical issues.....

Music doesn't count cos you have to be truly evil not to dig music..

I'm a tie &Dyed Barca voltron but the Irony of the situation is that i was all Madrid till the early 2000s.
When Perez decided pure football & team spirit was no longer important & went Los Galacticos gaga.... I hated that assemblage, Zidane's wonder goal in '02 didn't even move me!!

The toothy one & The baby faced assassin lured me over to the catalan side in '04/05 & haven't looked back since.. I'm home now, Nou Camp is da place to be!!

anonimi:
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Hello, Everything ok?

Goals no go plenty for this match, but the 3 points is all for Messi & Suarez... Rakitic or Pedro maybe..

kuuljay:
you must be a Yoruba man I've learnt not to challenge a yoruba with insults,they knock you out flat! You wicked die!!!

Ayam a yoloba lady!!

Burger01:
Easy my sister

Don't mind the egbere akasoleri, any objection na to dey abuse dem generations!!

TonyeBarcanista:
No comment

Smart decision, banana peel scenario!

seunmsg:
Sorry bro, OBJ will not just continue to visit the south east, your governors and political leaders will continue to kneel down and bow to him. I know it pains but then, try to live with it. One Nigeria forever.

God bless your "borners", dem finish work!

TANTUMERGO007:
don't make me hate you, you too sentimental my lady

Thank you, but since I'm not going to let go of my sentiments anytime soon...

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OLADD:
But you can open your bucca cavity to call another leader an "ineffective Buffon". Hypocrisy is gradually becoming a religion in Nigeria.

It is "buccal" , bucca is another thing entirely, "Thank me later".....

I didn't give clueless the ineffectual buffoon tag, The Economist did & it's being used simply because it suits him to a T!

Real hypocrisy is when you I-Robots, believe you have the right to vote for the IB but questioning the so called "Zombies" right to choose to be led by a kunu sipping "dullard"!

You lots had your opportunity, stop being selfish spoil sports & let others have theirs!

ilyas26:
Hahahahaha, you'll make this people cry o

Don't mind the pathetic I-Robot, every small thing na to complain, they don't have the voter strength but they believe they can "intimidate" everyone into submission!!

Playa hating from the sidelines is allowed but trying to heckle the players in hope they falter & miscue will be resisted!!!

90% & 65% though are grumbling but they still are using sense to complain!!

chudionu58:
Typical zombie, thought the south west votes matter so much...Mtchew. "Buharis government WILL"...Lol, government and people of "we will"! At least that's a tacit acceptance that your illiterate government have not attracted any so far.... Zombie!

Irrational-Robot!!! You are programmed to wail & that is all you are doing, "we will" when the resources to diversify is available, till then, keep wailing, if your messiac IB hadn't been a prodigal & wasteful human being, maybe the story would have been different!!

Ordinary refurbishment or establishment of one new refinery, he couldn't achieve in 5+ years & you are I-Robot dey call person names, nonsense iranu!!

BTW you are being ruled by a "less than" & you are calling another zombie, relocate to Congo or Gabon! You are not needed!!!

chudionu58:
Mtcheew. Just a reminder to remove buhari from any sentence or statement dealing with a significant investment in the Nigerian economy.
May I remind you that the SW didn't give buhari the block votes as you make everyone to believe. Their voting pattern reflected your average way of life "sit-on-the-fence"! Or did any state give buhari up to 600 thousand votes apart from the "rainbow" Lagos??

Whatever, block votes ooo, brick votes, all dat na tales by moonlight!!

Buhari's government will witness investments in the "real" sectors of the economy not the fly by night briefcase investors kind that the IB' government encouraged.

Would have taken the time to educate you about what real sustainable & progressive development is all about but I know it's a waste cos anything that doesn't have kunu or dullard can't penetrate & sink in!!

Take your 5% votes, shove them where the sun don't shine & continue to build castles in the air, you are not needed!!

fulanimafia:
PDP is just a desperate, shameless, propagandist party. Fortunately for them their legion of iPad 'yoots' hate to read and are as blank as an empty bottle.

Yissssssssooooooooossssssss!!!

Wetin dem do you? You "winkend" ooo

omenka:
Since when did calling someone an "animal" amount to criticism

In the book of wailers, chapter stupid verse crazy, calling someone an "animal" is a term of endearment....

People's way of life & culture dictates their conducts & ethics of public speaking, with some I don't have any expectation...

Deji Adeyanju knows better, he is "playing" on the sentiments of his co travellers!

Deji Adeyanju is going the Nurse Metuh way of shouting "fire" so that when hades begin to rain on him, he can go "I told you so", however bubu is not the IB, threats . Intimidation won't work!

Even a child knows he is the "hacker" behind the "expose" PDP has been peddling of late.

His 8k Feragammo shoes & Forex round tripping falsehood is about to find him out, he is just crying wolf in the interim...

Oh ye wailers, before you get in my mentions, go & read up on the difference between "right to free speech/opinion vs Libel.

As for FFK, no need wasting spit on him, he should face Ali Modu Haram, that is where his problems lie for now.

chudionu58:
See your mouth, "Dangote refinery will come on stream" bla bla bla... Can you point to one major investment your buhari has brought to this country??Must you guys stylishly attach yourselves to the "clueless" one's investment drives Meanwhile, Dangote refinery will come on stream earliest 2019...Forget the political talks to please the govt of the day.

If you saTANic charlatan IPad yoots don't abuse, your message can't be passed

I won't get into the gutter to wrestle with a pig, I wasn't raised by albino monkeys!

Dangote's refinery & tomato paste plant are government projects? Clueless gave him the funds right? The IB is truly the "father of investments", we can see it in roads, infrastructures, industries, commodities, etc!


YOUR VOTES are like the ay in OKAY, Useless & inconsequential.... only time SW & NC didn't vote alongside, y'all failed!!! 2019 is around the corner, if you like convulse with hatred as you did in 2015 & pad votes more than y'all did in the SE/SS, NA FAILURE 2.0

Now run along & find a some sharp sand & your set to play with!! Iranu!

“We have advised our leader to reject every food, including those brought by close family members because the DSS that always scrutinize his food before allowing it in as might poison the food.

Poison? Kanu may be a lot of things, a crazy fool should not be one of them, if indeed he rejects the food, na sawdust he go chop?

“He will also not mix with other prisoners because we are aware that Interior Ministry officials working through the Prison Service have planted their agents pretending to be prisoners, in order to spy and report on him to DSS.

Why are these people intent on making this guy's life more hellish than it already is? Loneliness & isolation is supposed to do what to his mental state?

Never seen a more out of touch with reality sets as these people!!

”if the fuel crisis persists,it will spell disaster for the APC in 2019.

Although there appears to be parameters by the Federal Government to ease the hardship,if itdoesn’t subside within 30 days,that will mean doom for APC.

This threat is just like a Pig butcher threatening not to dash pork to an Alfa & a Jew! ... Na Oyingbo market, y'all won't be missed..

So some people believe this present biting fuel crisis will be with us till 2018? Seems they are forgetting a little thing called Dangote's refinery!

Buhari is "fortunate" that his government's challenges are showing up in his first year of government so he will have ample opportunity to address, correct & deliver on his promises... If this were to be mid 2018, then he'd be toast.

Mynd44:
The same account they claim has been hacked?

Mind yasef ooooo

Why u wanna rain on a wailing parade?

nnachukz:
Another APC April Fool message for their zombies. Where is the money? Where did they get it from? The last time I checked, Bubu hasn't signed the budget into law and the duration of 2015 budget has elapsed. [b]So who authorised the release of such amount of money?[b] From which account? These people should be lying with care.

I was surprised myself yesterday 31st of march, when I waka pass Area 1 round about towards Gudu district Abuja & saw earth moving vehicles & road construction work going on there...

Thought about taking a pic but decided not to as I felt it will be a bit insensitive, considering the somewhat justified general apathy of the citizens in the face of the current challenges the nation is presently facing...

However anyone around FCT can double check my story's veracity & call me out if I'm blowing hot air... thx.

You have good intentions but unfortunately not a wise one cos ;

1. You will stick out like a sore thumb being that society expect friends & families of the couple to show "love" through Aso Ebi.

2. You didn't discuss with your friend to know what is expected of you, your good gesture may be DOA, since your friend's priority looks to be quite different from what yours is so ask what she prefers, don't take it upon yourself to make that choice..

One thing however is that, you are a great friend..

rusher14:
Person dey Washington but na NY hospital dem carry am.

Why nah?

Why did you have to throw commonsense into this nah? Bronx is in washignton.

lordkay10:
You send me the naira worth and I'd send the gift card to your mail. You just apply the code to your Amazon account. How much do u need?

Ok.

cutienik:
@mum baby.thug nd mum modath thanks for ur tips ...wil mak gud use of both judiciously infct mumi mod.ath sounds lik my elder sis..she said mak i get pankere for him sef,u knw afta he bites me,he will kiss me nd said 'yuv u'..i jst shake my head nd i ll do d test too,bless u mamas

Bless you plenry too, it's not easy but by his grace, we will try our best & God will do the rest.....


MumZ,

Do not feel bad, this is the foundation period & only raw fish can be bent, when it dries up, it crumbles....

Nita2013,

No be only you, na one mama born me too, I'm sure my mama nor go like make person dey bite hin pikin..

Pjthacter,

Iron Lady Thatcher, , we have to ooo, we don't enjoy it, we just must do it..


Zaynie,
That terrible two ehn, very very delicate phase, read one book that captured it as "coming into one's own with zero sense of responsibility" ... i.e. , they are becoming aware of themselves & believing at the same time that they are independent & don't require guidance.....

We are fortunate here, can't count the nos of ilu oyinbo children of that age showing dem parents pepper & running rings around them..... Some go just lie down for store floor begin scream just because they can't have a toy they probably have at home & they can't even be given igbadi..... E dey pepper my body..

omenka:
You get time no be small. There are some sandflies I simply don't reply on the forum.

You know my ignore & no F giving game is at a 100 but occasionally the human thing spurs one to shine a bit of bright light on this crickets!!

It's a social responsiblity to school dem dumbos!

TANTUMERGO007:
lol, omenka midolian passingshot modath and co names were all omitted na only the changers change. the thugs them no change.

When people like you make fun of people, it's allowed as you believe dividends of democracy is measurable only by what accrues to your pocket... some are seeing the bigger picture of the light at the end of the tunnel & communal good...

Methink, Emefiele is your bloda & should have used the opportunity to populate the list with "his people", No he didn't do that, instead made it 80% North & SW leaving his own people with mere crumbs!!!

That man ain't loyal !!


Moreover,You can troll only if you benefited from Youwin or if the IB asked Dasuki to open up the arms fund ATM to any of your relatives....

If not, then scurry back to your hole.

& if you feel like clapping back, save yourself the stress, (CBN issue is a collective national headache, so stop assuming you are mocking anyone, na yourself you dey do. )

Instead assemble your wailing army acolytes, arrange a Jail break for the messiah in Kuje, that is more important for now .. thank you..

$600m when did US become father xmas? Na the strings that comes with it that we want to know first...

Hope that Devaluation thing is not going to be sneakily inserted as pre requisite!!

US gives with one finger & take with both hands...

NgeneUkwenu:
Make Fayose Catch you...

Miss Ngene, nor injure my ribs abeg!!

No be only Fayose, if Ben obamanikoro & our black Jews pless am, he go moo like cow!

OsusuMustFlow:
This man don fall my hand

TANTUMERGO007:
USE LESS TRIP

Only "useless trip"? nothing else? You & your moniker that sounds like "tantrum"..

You can't attack Mr Onyeama's family, tribe, lineage & everything he holds sacred & therefore resorted to the only inanity that came to you!!

Human being sha!

tobiasbeecher:
You're a lady, stop thriving on hatred and bitterness. It will never help you in life!

You can't live a life devoid of humour & enjoy your existence, how that go work out nah?


That picture funny die, but bitterness & hatred has taken your joy, sorry ooo.

dustmalik:
He can't order security agencies to vacate the state. He doesn't have such powers.

I know nah, but let's humour the palace jester...

Hin matter be like teenager rebelling & acting buckwild , it's ok as long as he can fend for himself on the streets.