₦airaland Forum

Vacate the state is ok, he is the Lord emperor of Ekiti, & is infallible.

He is free to make any demands as long as he doesn't require allocation from federal purse..

cutienik:
luvly mornin to my sabi modas here,pls i nid ur help again..first,my toddler is gettin naughtier..if anybody scold him,he ll pour d anger on me by slappin or biting me unexpectedly while i ws readin or watchin tv until i beg him,he wont stop i jst discoverd he has a swollen molar bt must i b d recipient of all d anger?hw can i stop dis biting biting habit,he hasnt start skul cuz we agreed he start by sept,i hop dis s nt anger issue nd d potty issue is nt yet resolved,if i use diaper for him he will remove it nd wee on d floor,he has a special corner by d livin room,i tried to spank him nd put His potty dia,he wont use it nd sumtyms he ll wake nd open d baTHROOm nd wee,wetin d boy deY do me?
he is 22mnths.

secondly mamas i dnt knw hw it feels to av pneumonia but i do av dis painful sensation on my chest, heaviness on my throat,i have inhale to calm d dull pain at my chest nd back,i experienced dis afta my first delivery nd my mum ws massagin my body wt hot water b4 i felt relieved..my dh use metholatum 2 rub my chest nd back dis mornin nd am takin hot pap now nd he ws sayin it ws d cold water i usually take,pls is dis true,should i stop takin anytin cold nd wat kind of ailment is dis?to be sincere,am a chronic cold water consumer

so sori for d long epistle
cc tchiwinne,modath,babythug,lovinam nd all sabi modas

Babe, you have to be firm, you let lil man know there are rewards/ consequences for any action of his, do not succumb NOW, you have to lay a foundation for how you mean to proceed...

By proceed I mean, Discipline & we discipline to correct & not to punish, We can't have him biting or hitting his classmates or teachers... No bueno.....

Would have posited "Terrible Two" but you mentioned begging him before he stops which is a clear indication that he knows what he is doing & is only testing your limit.... Don't let him take control out of your hands..


Potty training is a pain in the butt but hang in there & continue to gently steer him towards the potty, get him a fancifully designed potty that he'd like to sit on...

As for the chest pain, see a Dr, doesn't sound like pneumonia to me, Pneumonia comes with coughing & Wheezing...

Do an ECG.



**My way (what works for me ) which I'm not prescribing**

You hit me, I hit right back, I won't tell you "i'll beat you <insert name here>, I go ahead & tap his/her butt. You bite me, I'm putting my teeth on your skin too... I'm all for "gentle" use of the rod!! I'm not sparing you unless you are less than 1!

I am not in obodo oyinbo, won't raise obodo oyinbo children!!

lioha:
Our God is a good, the God of Sarah, Hannah and Elizabeth still lives. He is still sharing babies. Delay is never denial.

I am now a mother after Eleven /twelve good years of childlessness. Wedded 24 sept 2004.

Tcc/Atc mamas with God everything is possible.

Coming soon with ma birth story

My able team March/April how are you doing? All mamas and mamas to be how are you doing? Thanks for all your wishes and prayers.

Just pump in to say hi. Pls someone should take over team April class captain, vigilante is real.

Indeed God makes everything beautiful in his own time.. I'm so so so stoked, can't stop smiling, oluwa seun, better late than NEVER...

zaynie:
Tips for newbies. if you ask questions and no one answers you, you can cc these people below.

Mama Atinuke mi owon, aya LBK atata, see as you make my head swell this early momo...

Na so God go dey do you nice nice things to swell your head..

I do peep in to see what's gwan here but i refrain from offering "unsolicited" advice (dangerous advise some dey give i try to navigate though make we nor get casualty ) as one of two mumbles of "ITK don dey enter.. As a nor fit break bottle here, , na so a decide to stay the lane wey everybody bolt for head don loose....

I promise to dey do "oversabi" from henceforth, anybody wey carry nose, i go chop am..


All the people that just put to bed, God bless you & the LOs, congrats,......new Preggies, welcome...

odikimi:
stop oozing trash, if u think apc is a saint party y not suspend him from the party? Saraki is going no where, convict him and we will produce the next senate president. we will elect someone like Ben Murray Bruce so u won't have any corruption allegation because that is d only song u guys sing now and not minding the suffering of Nigerians.

Ben Obamanikoro? Really? , hin nor go use cobra do necklace,

Forget the twitter chatter, he will jump & pass that gaping hole!!! Na Bayelsa HOA?

As for not having any corruption allegation NTA's broadcast equipments diverted for his lackluster STV beg to differ...

Let's agree with the anti National interest army that Ben Bruce is making "common sense" now, where has he been prior to mid 2015? He just landed from the moon?

Ben Bruce is posturing as though he is keeping the present day government in check when it is apparent that his sole interest lies in the check (cheque) that accrues to him at the end of every month from the national purse...

We are still waiting for him to open his salary to the public as he has "promised" to do.

According to the lawmaker, usually the details are not sent to the President with the estimates but noted that the President reserves the right to insist that it be sent.

Why is this the norm?

& why should that take two weeks to perfect? Are they deaf & dumb to the yearnings of their constituents?

God, what kind of liabilities are these "lawbreakers"!!

NgeneUkwenu:
Hold him well!

Miss Ngene, dis pinsho ehn ?

It never fails to elicit a hearty chuckle everytime I see it.

989900:
You mean fly-by-night 'briefcase-investors' ?

Real sector investors care about an enabling environment, and are less worried about devaluation or not -- they want 'fairly constant variables'.

BTW, hoarders, speculators, racketeers and profiteers are largely to blame for the Naira's current woes, and that includes the banks and the CBN.

It's uncanny that 99% of the time our thoughts are in tandem....

The people shouting the loudest apart from the importers of non essential items are the "stock market" investors who won't invest in tangibles... all their "investments" are on paper, never commodities or human capital.

You are not likely to hear Nestlé beg for devaluation when they know the negative impact that is going to have on their market share & bottomline.

Keneking:
Amazing action by the law enforcement officers chasing the law makers in their dreams

Kene' primates don return.

You didn't Holla @ lala..

marshborn:
What if while carefully managing it the tire gets condemned before reaching the nearest vulcanizer?

It's called making an effort, Will standing by the roadside flagging down every passing motorist plug the leak??

Even if he manages to get someone to stop, will the other person give him his own spare & then go without?

Make una dey take time dey reason deep, we can't continue to hinge progress on importers easy access to forex.

Begging qua? That is totally uncalled for..

Respect is not given or to be begged for it is earned, so should electoral mandates/ votes be earned by positioning as the ONLY VIABLE option.

PDP should start by transforming (pun intended) the 13 states they have to El dorado or something close to that & they won't need to even campaign!!

However having Ali Modu Haram as Nat Chairman isn't doing them any favours neither is the laughable opposition their media team is doing online.

#word

Devaluation in the present time will be akin to standing by the roadside beside a car with leaking tire and begging other motorists driving by for help when the sane thing to do is to actually carefully manage it to the nearest vulcanizer's place to be fixed..

“A case has not been convincingly made that the devaluation of our naira in our present circumstance will truly serve Nigeria’s national interest. President Muhammadu Buhari should, in my view, stick to his anti-devaluation position but he should also urgently appoint a team of knowledgeable expert economists to advise him on how to approach Nigeria’s current economic crisis” .

#word

Devaluation in the present time will be akin to standing by the roadside beside a car with leaking tire and begging other motorists driving by for help when the sane thing to do is to actually carefully manage it to the nearest vulcanizer's place to be fixed..

omenka:
Someone attacks with a needle and you come out blasting with a magnum.

Na wa for you oo.

Used to think you were nice.

I'm a nice lady till you come for anything I hold sacred..... Imagine someone wey abuse full dem body dey try bend mouth pass hin boundary, next thing na to set am straight...

You don hear of "council" of VCs in a university or "council" of MDs in a company?

For the purpose of order & control, na one "head" & "council" of advisers or advisory body dey ideal!!! Too many cooks they say spoil the broth..

tosynecutie:
The Senate President, Bukola Saraki, has on Tuesday, March 29, subtly registered his displeasure by declining to attend the ‘8th Bola Tinubu Colloquium’ held in Abuja, to mark the 64th birthday of the National Leader of the All Progressives Congress .

Would that keep BAT awake this night?

biollar1:
My people

I want my mum to come along with me to assist with the baby.

She has never travelled before, traveling mid May, we got our visa for vac purpose and used it last year. Already did the notification of intent thing and got the usual response.

Now my question is, if I have to give her my gathered traveling docs so far :visa page and data page...I hope my visa and da of hubby and son won't be cancelled?

Scared to my bones and is it worth it?

What are her chances too?

Due in June by his grace, can she leave Naija early June, can I pick a date in Last week in May for her interview as we are already in by then?

NB: I have also paid the hospital already.

Cc: justwise, ladyguinivere , modath , nerfertitiram, Happytbaby and other experienced mamas and papas

One of my friends (not on NL) just did this without any hitch, she even traveled with her ma.. All the Embassy needs is proof that none of una go become load for dem neck & also return to dey ko pa for naijaland ..

Don't entertain one minute of doubt, press play jor....

Happy Easter in arrears..

ilyas26:
This is really good stuff bro, your brain dey work

Ayam not a bro, Ayam a sis.

Ghels brains dey work too.

agabaI23:
Happy Holy week
Happy weekend
happy Holiday

I have not been posting, I want to start
Where is everyone here

Today
My normal 3.8 km in 14 mins
Many reps of bicycle crunches
seated oblique
One stretch plank 2 mins 30s etc
other exercises I don't know their names mainly abdominals
extended seat up (gets up from the floor to touch someone's head)
I will be swimming later today
hourglass3, Mo leave Buhari alone
Babs2011
GenBuhari, I hope you have not changed your name

Make anti National interest wolves chop am raw...

I did 3 workouts in 4 days, Yay me!!!

However, eating nor gree adjust to pre belle mode... 3x a day does not make for steady fat loss.

psucc:
The simple way for that is to stir the next round of oil price fall and it's done.

Pseudo economist, there is a level US can fight ISIS to & then have no choice but to throw in the towel.

The projection of sub 25$ crude price is no longer happening...

Do small research about shale production & the impact of low oil prices & my other points then let's have a robust argument...

amaechi1:
I am tempted to believe that some of our economical woes may be connected to foreign interference.

On who's interest to devalue? Rather than returning our loot stored in different banks in US to develop our economy, the US is pressing for killing the naira.

US come and buy oil from us not devaluation!

Tempted kwa? It's a FACT...

If we are self sufficient, we will no longer be available to boost their economy...

All the jagbajantis we keep importing, all the travel taxes, the medical tourism etc

new2020:
I don't like this overbearing of monarchy in our system of our affairs of government. Yorubas and Hausa-Fulani seem to have strong monarchical system as opposed to SE and SS(minus Edo) that are more republican. We should divide this country along this line!

You do not have to like it, it's alien to you, some don't like the Europeans' monarchy as well, despite itO having zero to do with the general day to day running of the country & implementation of policies....

However, some of us find it curious that anyone with a little change to rub together can buy himself a certain "colour of cap" & then proceed to lord it over other people, no order, no structure in place!!!

There is a reason why there is only one head on a human body... only one heart in human engine room..

Even in the animal kingdom, despite being ferocious wild cats, a pride of lion will always have just one LEADER, i.e The Alpha Male that will serve as a rallying force...

Even in Democracy, we can't have more than one President, Prime minister or Chancellor...... having more than one captain steering a ship leads to nothing but chaos.

agabaI23:
Hey, will like to meet any nairalander in Düsseldorf

You wan kidnap am?

This administration must remain steadfast & not cower to bullying tactics from the western superpowers...

coolitempa:
Silly article by disgruntled iPod youths...

Really, our boda no good... even at omo omo level, he is not a good rep of the late sage...

Imagine the human being plans to govern Ogun state someday!! O ma se!

tuniski:
U wish.
It will soon be December and I will remind u this govt is just hot air. TSA cash is imaginary and deliberately being misrepresented to deceive Nigerians.

& you know this for a fact? Or it's the little wailer inside of you that is hoping & praying for things to do a major "humpty dumpty" that is speaking through you? Hero IB is gone, no amount of ill will against Nigeria will change that fact..

December will soon be here & all well meaning citizens are working, hoping & looking forward to a better nation, your wish will never happen!!

Babacele:
there is no smoke without fire omenka. something is wrong somewhere hence the rogue governor is suddenly patronising Jagaban. who knows if the heat of his sins are beginning to get to him and may soon consume him. first it was a visit to Aregbe- Tinubu's alter ego n now this is the second time col Dubaku is publicly confessing Jagaban. just like that?

The only thing that came to my mind aswear!! Fayose is very crafty & probably up to something...I was like oni baara n b'ole bo ( "beggar dey plan stealing)

You know one thing I've observed about thugnor is that, no matter how crazy he gets, he no longer abuses Yoruba people in opposition, he blankets APC folks but with all emphasis on Bubu....

Only people I pity are the "African Jews" that have adopted him as their mouthpiece, many of them are probably not aware that he was on Fayemi's (ACN) campaign train against Segun Oni (PDP) back then...

Emboldened by the N3trn stashed away in the TSA purse, the government has already announced it will immediately reflate the economy with about N350bn in payment to contractors and many say while this will be helpful in oiling the economy,

They should stop talking & get this done as quickly as possible...

The National Assembly, comprising the Senate and the House of Representatives, was allocated the equivalent of $600m — higher than Nigeria’s expenditure on its universities, said Mr Onigbinde.

Nigerian lawmakers may be the highest paid in the world, according to BudgIT, which has lobbied lawmakers to release the breakdown of how that money will be spent. It says their annual salary is the equivalent of $150,000 to $190,000, or about 50 times gross domestic product per capita..

471 people allocated more than what accrues to university education funding to themselves & we expect magic to happen in our schools..

10 months in Saraki is still promising to open NASS' budget & expenditure almost on a daily basis with nothing being done & everyone acts like all is Uhuru.

We the citizens leave the main battle to be fought, to chase Lizards around!!

The important part have I extracted for the "non-readers" ....

The ability to risk all for conscience and truth is the life-blood of democracy.

The highlighted being what is lacking in this dear nation of ours... Not only is the truth lacking in the dealings between citizens & their leaders.. people have sold their conscience at the altar of flimsy, instant & ephemeral gratifications..

That is where I am today and that is where we are in Nigeria. In our country many have been locked up, are being demonized and humiliated and are facing trial today, not because they have done anything wrong but because they dare to speak the truth and stand up against the government.

Wrong is relative & subjective, BH members feel they are doing right, it's left for the people at the receiving end or viewing from the other end of the spectrum to agree with that or disagree.

Today I salute their courage and I prepare to join their noble ranks. I refuse to cower in silence as the state prepares to move against me. My innocence will speak for me and my God will fight for me as I have done no wrong.

Clean heart & soul fear no reproach.

President Olusegun Obasanjo, Chief Obafemi Awolowo, Sir Ahmadu Bello and even President Muhammadu Buhari paid a heavy price before getting to the top. It is by the grace of God, and not by any power of their own, that they did not perish whilst going through their respective ordeals. They were all persecuted, detained or jailed at some point or other in their lives.

Yet they all came out of their dungeons to either lead the entire country or their respective regions.

FFK is all over the place, seems the noose is about to be tightened around his neck..

naijagobetter:
same here, guys hardly read these days, why?

Social Media, Games & general lack of interest.... & I ain't a "guy", unless you used it as a collective noun.

omenka:
Abeg keep doing your thing jor. They'd get their explanation when they buy you a phone, load it with sufficient data bundle, and pay you to post comments, otherwise, you have an inalienable right to your opinion.

It's not even a matter of having a right to my opinion, it's that some feel their thoughts about my opinion matters to me!!

I can't be bothered about the nos of kids goat wey nor be my own born, dat na oversabi.

omenka:
Bro can't you see she's deliberately ignoring you?? Show some sense of pride abeg, let her be. You aren't a kid- stop pretending to be one.

Thanks jare,

Most times when I see the mentions, I can't help but smile & wonder if they believe I owe them explanations for my opinions....

Beremx:
Congratulations to all the new mamas.



My son at two months 5days.

me and hubby.

Mod and obiagelli, oya make una come see me o!

I yaff seen & I like what Ayam saw, see lil man bouncing, kwaret