₦airaland Forum

doublefavour:
So doctors can be funny. I approached my doctor to write my report for me and he took it personal that after he has helped me with my pregnancy till date, I want to go give white man the glory, as such he can't write anything for me.

*i was restraining myself from saying nothing but I can't help it*..

It seems its this your Dr that impregnated you, is the uterus that is housing the baby & is also the umbilical cord that is transporting the needed nutrients to the baby, Has his services been pro bono ? ori e o pe rara!!! He has missed a dose of his kolo medication..

@Nogen,
Sound idea about the lawyer but for lack of time & the Naija way of treating litiigation.
I'll advise @ doublefavour to go to a good Govt hospital and register with and approach a "thick matron" and calmly explain her needs, your tests,med history will be taken and within 3 days she should get what she requires at a token sum.

@doublefavour,
If your Dr refuses to listen to reason, go and come back to treat his F-up, parade don change gear, even if it will take months, make sure he regrets ever setting eyes on you!!!

Saraki is the man for the Job, this is a man who stood against his own father's desire to make his sister a governor.

God, pls destroy any attempt to install Lawan who believes slashing the NASS budget should not even be a matter for debate.

nigerianvenom:
Apc can never succeed. Thats the truth

Really ?, what do you then call winning the presidency,taking majority of seats in both legislative houses,9 of PDP's states& reducing them to a decimated opposition ??

You TANoids are unbelievable!!.

barcanista:
We hoope Sheriff is prosecuted and made to face the full wrath of the law? We hope he wouldn't be let go by Buhari's DPP like in the case of Timpre Sylva. #WeAreWatching

Be rest assured that he will definitely feel the wrath of the law, his benefactor who also happens to be your security contract approving body now has zero power to "help" him unlike Timi Sylva.

His role in making BH a nightmare it has become today will also be revisited.

Hawttattoo:
Modath pls where are you based? Wouldn't mind porting down there for the dollars. Lol

Ayam in FCT... Port to lag (I'm assuming you are flying from there) 2-3 days before your initial planned date & do small waka, you will get unless its a new CBN directive.


@Shimk,

Hw far wit the methylated spirit experiment?, did it work? want to dot my Is& cross my ts.

@ozycy,

It should be when FX rate was still in the 160+ band if I'm correct??
I normally get all worked up when I hear of procedural breaches but I selfishly wish I could get someone to do this for me too.. Desperate time... *covers face and hide*

PPPRA as a body is just trying to be smart.

They are looking for all means to cover up/ explain the grand scale irregularities they've been allowing/encouraging.

Also,to help their cronies make as much as they can within the time window it will take for this govt to sttle down and finally scrap the burden and looting avenue called subsidy..

They have "accurate" data on the amount of subsidy that is to be paid but none on how much petrol, kerosene the nation consumes on a daily basis, Jokers!

Most of their Directors; present and Ex will have their days in court.

Saraki is a former thief (I don't absolve him of any blame) but a far better candidate than Lawan, who is another David Mark in the making.

ozycy:
Dis Is serious. Maybe we should start looking at opening domicillary account for those of us that still have time before travelling. The last time I wanted to traveled to US, I went to FCMB and was given only $1k cash and $4k was transferred into my dollar account cos I ve already collected $4k cash from diamond bank. And with this, you won't bother about conversion or rate.

1+4+4=9, 9k from two different banks?

Are you saying you got 9k$ in the same quarter? Or am I misunderstanding you??

Hawttattoo:
Please when did you buy the Pta? Went yesterday to diamond bank and learnt that they had stopped selling Pta as directed by Cbn.
Am seriously looking for dollars as black market is not smiling at all. Please fill me in Biko

Unless the restriction was issued today 3/6,then its that bank/branch cos I was in fidelity on monday(though did mine 2wks ago) & the cash officer was doing GBP transaction while I went for my PIN.

If that is the case then they need to expand the 300$ limit, to get 4k, you'd need to go to the atm 14 days straight!!!! haba.

LegitDiva:
ok this is scary!!!

Babe calm down, its not for long, just maybe for a few weeks but those few weeks..


@Mamas, especially 1st trimester mamas,na lie I lie?? & kindly disregard @onegai, she's a freak of nature. maybe she's related to mother Theresa.


@onegai,

Why did you have to taunt us, especially me with NVP @ almost 32wks. Not fair ooo.

I'm torn between hailing you as my "rose" model& hating you!! You are one lucky b****, do you know the kind of bullet you dodged!!!

@mgeey,
Its already past midday so evening is just a few hours, would have asked you to chill till the contractions really hit. ..But if you are tired of sitting at home and panicky, go and sit in the hospital with them and wait it out.

Baby is on the way... Safe and easy delivery.

@proudy,

Yes ooo. Team july to sure ju, so happy for June cos I just keep telling myself "chill,its just NEXT month here..


As per our roll call, you want june mamas to gather beat us? , make we allow them pass. Na just 27 days remain.. Twinkle of an eye now e don pass.

North or south, in present day Nigeria there is not one person that can be pointed at to be "clean" enough to do it. NOT ONE

We'll see the Cabal that will tie Baba's hands like they did madam ojuyobo & Jona!!

OBJ (hate or love him) did it and kept subsidy claims down to 300bn,Per annum while it quadrupled to over a trillion under Jona and his "MINISTER"..

Fix that sector and all will be well with the country..

jack67:
abeg go chop shiit

Like you and your folks do ?

LegitDiva:
Good morning All, I'm a FTM and this is my first post.


Please after the two red lines what's next? I'm so excited

Welcome,since the routine drugs angle has been covered... Nothing else but to wait for madt morning sickness/nausea that will make you question your decision & wonder if adoption wouldnt be an easier alternative.

When you graduate that class, some other courses remain till you get to graduation.

Unless you are 1 of the 2% of womenfolk that go through the whole 9mths like its nothing.

jack67:
hahahaha, them never see something. GOD of pdp is still alive. NA God get the final say

The callous god(definitely not the almighty) that watched while a minister supervised a job scam that claimed over 20 lives.

The useless god, allowed 16 to become greater than 19.

The partial god that sat&watched while the citizens in the north east were being decimated because they don't belong to its tribe or religion.

The weak & inept god that watched subsidy claims quadruple from 300bn to over a trillion with many excuses of cabal

Who also sold the nations power apparatuses to his friends and cronies with Nigerians paying more for less supply....

May the real GOD forgive you and not visit his wrath on you... You hateful bitter soul.

Why did bros Buki tiff before nah, , he'd have been a natural shoo in for that post and he has a "bit" of social welfarism/justice blood coursing through his veins.

I'm not happy about this Lawan's story cos he'll frustrate all efforts to effect a cut in the NASS budget,with the nonsense he was spewing on yesterday's channels sunrise daily, he won't serve the interest of Nigerians if he gets there.

Talking about how a 50-60bn cut won't make any difference to the economy, the whole gargantuan and obscene budget is for them to be "effective" lawmakers and that any cut should be across board and not restricted to them only...

Maybe the cut should come from the 18k minimum wage... were alaso

Really .. This is a case of crying wolf when still indoors, PDP know the putrid smell of their rotten beans is about to hit the fan.

Akwa Ibom,Rivers &Abia are isolated cases of free & fair electoral examples..

@ OP,

Wike's reasons are predicated on 2 factors.

1. He was an integral part of the 1st term.

2. The time period in question is when the Rivers Royal Rumble between Mama Piss & Amaechi went down, its a revenge mission... Jesus of Okrika will be dancing right now but unfortunately for Wike, I don't think Amaechi wouldn't have cleaned house.

Mogidi:
You're not going to remain a one man army for long, millions of us are prepared to join your brigade.

.. Can you even point to Ekiti on the Map?? Your online support will be of great help to him...

shimk:
tanks dear.

its an MC.

I used it on the atm and pos machines successfully.

I guess it is just for sm particular machines dat it will hv an issue which might be very rare.

as for the charge on atm dnt even knw sef cus I was like let me test d card by withdrawing just 100$ got a debit alert of 21250 and 798.
since both the american and naija banks will charge u.

so it dosnt mk sense to use the atm only pos until I do d money order.

212.50 is a lot!!! But that's surprising cos their rates is the lowest for PTA, one would think they'd keep it @ between 206-208 like I hear access does. They are in Gtb territory then.
Its same rate for POS too I believe?.

This money order must work oo, how many times can one continue to do 300$ before the bank's surveillance camera mark person!!

I used my GT card on CHASE bank's ATM. On many occassions last time &only got the usual 420 charge by GT,didn't get an additional charge for the US bank.

Maybe its the bank.

PassingShot:
It's a simple and straight forward case:

APC either present a consensus candidate and win the senate presidency;

Or presents a divided house (two candidates) and lose it to PDP.

You no go waka lost sontin, even the bible is emphatic about it "A House divided upon itself will never stand".. Its their call now.

Want PMB to talk some sense into them at the same time want the to be independent...

David Mark will be so happy if that happens, 8yrs is not enough for me. Mugabe is his "rose" model.

Mama piss exchanged a palace for an hovel and still didnt learn a lesson or two about humility.

What secret is mama piss using against Jona that has made her the custodian of his BALLS ??

Of all the governorship candidate she tried to foist, Wike was the only success and its more to do with wike's tenacity and Rivers people rejection of Amaechi & by extension Dakuku...

Gov Dickson may be a twaat but mama piss should not make bayelsans choice for them...

SPAGGYYY:
this are not the calibre of people that goes to war front, this people only gives strategic solutions to approach problems, the are formally trained and they will give instructions to their inferiors, abi for ur own school na VC still dey come class come lecture?

You missed the smiley face abi?so your interpretation of a joke is what?

shimk:
so quick question ma peeps

was at wallmart yesterday, d one at laurel, maryland.

wanted to get money order of 1000$ and dey said gud wud cost 70 cents and am like cool.

only for thier machine not to accept my fidelity card o.

said smtn bout thier machine not recognising the chip on d card.

any advice on wat to do cus I used atm yest and d charges wasnt funny o.

help help helppppppl!

Hi babe, sorry for the stress, is your card a MC or a Visa?
Cos when I collected my card two days ago and as is the practice walked to the ops mgr to get my PIN..

While making enquiries about medical travel allowance, he looked at my card ,asked "are you travelling" & I replied in the affirmative. he immediately picked up the phone and was berating the customer service lady for requesting for a MC for me when she knows its visa that woks better but she assured him it has been cofigured to work.

I went back to the lady to express my fears but she assured me too that it works on ALL forms of POS terminals and I left it at that, but seems I will have to pay them a visit again cos I had high hopes, and was really working on the money order angle as well...

& how much is the rate you got ??
Thx.

Its not too much, just the basics,to whom much is given, good enough is expected...,

Things needn't be at a 100%, effort, commitment and 50% will be acceptable...

Is it this big bum bum and belle daddies that will go to sambisa forest to fight BH?

proudmom38:
Gud evening my lovely e-family...I'm so sorry 4 making u guyz worried n 4d silent..Na sickness raise it ugly head,ve been battlin wit malaria n cough 4 a while now but glory be 2 God I'm getting beta gradually...Prouddad would ve fill in 4 me but he got struck too! I want 2 say a very BIG THANK YOU 2 all d mamas dat mention me n asked of us in dia post,may God never 4get u too Amen... We love u all!

Oluwaseun for his faithfulness, so so relieeevvveeedd & amen to your prayers my sis.
Say hi to male proudy & rub your belly and tell lil proudy that Aunt Mo says "how ya doin"? .

Unshakeable #teamjuly ... we will surely get to the beautiful and glorious "permanent site"..

@proudy,

You are viewing and must have seen all the "mentions", speak up and let everyone calm down, the suspense isn't cool, talk to us nah. Abeg nah, nitori olorun.

@viviparity,
Sorry, what was the question??

If it will help sanitise the sector, why not?

Unique problems need uncommon solutions.

OBJ had none and kept subsidy claims to about 300bn, Jona got one and subsidy claims quadrupled to over a trillion naira.

Can't even think of one "clean" person to assume that position right now, north or south. Not ONE!!

BH would have the gates of hell opened for them sooner rather than later.

God,pls have mercy on this nation.

Nogen:
@modath, thumbs up! Sometimes our silence could damage things. The fact that a particular doctor is rushed to doesn't necessarily mean he's very detailed and good.

Don't follow the crowd, research very well, ask questions and don't be shy about it. After all, it's your life and that of your baby (ies) that matter, also, you are paying for the services.

Thank you, nothing that belongs to you/ dear to you will ever cause you stress..

If not for a strong and resilient spirit, the attacks were almost making me feel like a defeathered chicken in harmattan...

All for trying to give a heads up, the attacks came and were not letting up, I still don't regret speaking up and would not respond to any PM with an unfamiliar ID...

In that fee breakdown, if no one finds it strange I do,

1.How does it work out that the hospital collects fees upfront and its collected on their BEHALF,

2.Someone's practice includes childcare but paed is charged seperately.

3.What the F is ADMIN CHARGES ?

4. None of the "convincers" has any 1st hand hospital experience to share like people here have done with places like Oakbend,MIHS,Del Sol,WHMC, Mobap etc... You get gist of how the nurses were,days spent,Freebies that were given and relatable stories like that not just a one way traffic type of thing.