₦airaland Forum

This one just settled down and typed nonsense.

udofia234:
Good evening friends!!!

Pls help me out!!! I have a female colleague who's married with kids, every time she's talking to me she like touching or should I say her hands is always on my body, last week I was talking to a colleague she came from behind wanted to tell me something and she pressed her boobs deliberately on my back, I wasn't comfortable with that.


On my own part I don't want to embarrass her, a friend told me is a normal thing and that she means nothing. But I'm a guy and I know the meaning of that touchy attitude... I want to tell her I'm not comfortable with that and I don't know how to put it, I have being running from having anything with a married woman . pls help me guys

Stop imagining things. Abi you wan fûck her?

Na wa for you o.

kollinzgee:
I know nairaland has really affected my view of ethnicity i dont think i can ever be the same again.
Today i saw a news on the front page where it was said that millons of northerners have sold their votes for 2000 naira ,i took to my whatsapp status and posted a similar story on my whatsapp expressing my dissapointef in northerners for sellling their votes desptes suffering so much,i said irs obvious most of them are unexposed.
Omo i didnt know that a new girl i just met was a hausa girl,she read it and took it very personal,this girl replied me asap calling me stupid,bla bla bla i just lockup i didnt read he messages,she called i didnt pick immediately she ran to my house and met me outside omo na so this girl change am for me oooh,saying she is dissapointed in me that she never knew i was a tribalist,i didnt say a word then she burst into tears OMo i was thrown off balance i never knew it has gotten to that extent i had to embrace her and comfort her telling her i am sorry before she finally stop crying.
My question is why is it normal to insult igbo people in Nigeria,we are called ritualist,fake product sellers,our women are called prostitutes by other tribes but you will never see igbos react to that in real life, but let an igbo talk about other tribes it bevomes tribalism why?

Hope say you take her inside and knack her toto? That looks like what she wanted

TheGiftedOne:
School na scam



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Try illiteracy!!!

So person wey dey count money every day don turn illiterate because he is skeptical about something?

You sound like the illiterate here

Country wey mumu. The mumu dey legendary. No be only serial number. Stupid educated people

traihit:
They can say that for as many times as they want.

But one thing is certain, at 23, Mbappe reach world cup finals twice. That's not something easily dismissive.

There are not many Mbappe in recent times. So the guy must be acknowledged. Messi is great but Messi is not the overall standard for everything football.

Mbappe is not the only France player. How hard is that to figure out? France has one of the best and most expensive squad on earth. Pogba, Benzema, Giroud, Dembele, etc. Almost all their players are hot cake.

yove:
Stay in your country and make it work.

You CANNOT make your country work. You're not the only one in the country.

Do you even know how complex a country is?

If you have blue pali, then you don't need visa to enter US

Herrmes:
all this plenty talk for nigeria where me and you know? lol

Abi

iHateFraudsters:
you are legally forbidden from working in any Nigerian GOVERNMENT establishment with your degree or hnd

Corrected

Simple Google search

iHateFraudsters:
you are legally forbidden from working in any Nigerian GOVERNMENT establishment with your degree or hnd

Corrected

Wrong. Not only government establishments.

Any establishment in Nigeria. Do your research. That's why reputable firms in Nigeria demand for NYSC because they need to be on the right side of the law.

Some people forge exemption letter or NYSC certificate to work in some of these private establishments.

iHateFraudsters:
It's not by force to serve.

You can apply for exemption.

On the other hand, you can just use your WAEC result for politics.

No stress yourself.

You can't just apply for exemption. There are very few grounds for exemption. If you don't meet any of them, you won't be exempted.

Also, without exemption or NYSC, you are legally forbidden from working in any Nigerian establishment with your degree or hnd. That company will be in trouble if caught

Man U fans wetin na?

dochenaj:
INEC should stop wasting money in the name of producing PVC then.

I just hope that is part of their long term goal.

dochenaj:
Okay, I found the place you two differ.

You are saying that all the voter needs is their Voters Identification Number on their card or their surname to retrieve their details before the BVAS verification. And he is saying the card is necessary.

I get it now. If this is the case, then the card has been made redundant with respect to voting. Don't you think so?

Exactly, you get it. It's redundant with respect to voting.

dochenaj:
You are basically saying the same thing as the guy you quoted.

No, the guy said what I said was false. Well, I had to double down that it's not false

SmartPolician:
This is FALSE, please. BIVAS accredites voters and records the number of accredited voters. This means that nobody can vote without BIVAS accreditation because INEC doesn't print incident forms anymore - it's totally illegal now.

The number of people captured by BIVAS must be equal to or less than the number of valid votes cast. If it's more, it means that the result was manipulated. The good thing is that result sheets are scanned and uploaded on the INEC portal immediately. There's no room for any yeye returning officer to present the authentic result.

In fact, these days, situation rooms of parties can work out the winner of elections before INEC ever does because the entire process has been automated. This was exactly what happened in Osun State - PDP started celebrating before INEC announced the official winner.

Political parties just need reliable agents to monitor their votes and ensure the right thing is done in all the PUs and security operatives must be there to protect them.

Again, I ask, do these northerners know that Nigéria has moved?

It's not false.

You don't know how the system works. I have used it as an election official in one of the elections that held this year.

You cannot be accredited by the system if it cannot recognize your fingerprint or face. That is called authentication.

However, before you get to the authentication part, the APO must be able to find your record in the BVAS. How will he find it? By entering your surname or voter ID code or scanning the barcode at the back of your voter's card.

The surname is enough. Once that record is found, BVAS will ask you to use either fingerprint or face to authenticate. Once that is successful, the system will automatically accredit that person and increase the number of accredited voters by 1.

Did you see anywhere that PVC is required there? NOPE! It's an option.

Completely useless! I believe PVC was for when we were using card readers. We don't use card readers again.

Of course, INEC still insist on PVC but it's actually useless on the election day.

INEC needs to cut the crap on this PVC thing. It's of no use on the election day. The voter register does everything that the PVC is meant to do

SmartPolician:
Are you sure you people understand how the new INEC system works?

Do politicians even understand how the new INEC system works?

No election has been held in the north using BVAS and electronic transmission so far.

PVC purchase means nothing if a voter is not available to vote on the election day...unless they don't want those people to vote.

Even without PVC, those people can still vote. PVC is basically useless. All the data on your PVC is on the voters' register published at your polling unit on the election day.

They can actually vote without PVC.

I know INEC says no one should be allowed to vote without PVC, but they can and INEC won't even know. That is if the PO of their polling unit allows it.

How?

All the information in their PVC is going to be posted on the notice board of their polling unit on the day of the election. Voters' register.

All they need to pull up your record from BVAS is your surname. Then you need to use your fingerprint or face to prove that you're the real owner. Authentication is the real and hardest part of the process. Voter's card is practically useless. If authentication fails for any voter, that voter will not be accredited by the system and hence won't be allowed to vote else there will be overvoting.

So you can't actually disenfranchise anyone by seizing their PVC.

BVAS does not read PVC. It only contains biometric data of voters registered to a unit

Where are the 3 levels?

The way una dey use words dey very annoying.

Haylel:
Every single time Mbappe had faced Lionel Messi , he has always outshined him.

Russia 2018
Psg Barcelona 2021

Some people's star don't just work well when it clashes another's.

Mbappe will outplay Messi on Sunday.

Mbappe is actually the only player in France team. Messi is also the only player in Argentina team.

Your brain dey work so?

frankson1:
Are you forgetting Dembele?

That one no be player. Na mumu. You no see the name: Dembele

Decentdave:
How old is Messi ,how is Mbappe.. Messi at 35 still competing for golden boot with Mbappe 22..shame on pendu wailers

The thing is so embarrassing

lanre316:
No, we are pissed off when they dedicated their victory to Arabs, Morrocans and Islamic world. No mention of Africa.

Forget their apologies, they spoke their mind first time around and they made it known they are not associating with Africa.

It's sad because we rooted for them all through, as an African team.

Who your rooting help?

You cannot root for yourself abi? Or your rooting does not work on you. You didn't even qualify and you're talking about rooting.

The girl na real nonsense girl.

The man wet won marry am na idiot.

Na wahala he dey walk into so. Even her mama na nonsense woman

Mods, the link on front-page is broken

post=119160401:
We also talked about Belgium, Spain and Portugal you know ?!

Those guys had nothing to lose. France has a lot at stake. Defending champion

post=119160129:
GOOOAAAALLLL!!!.

France scores.

A defensive mistake from the hitherto steong Moroccan defense.

The first goal Morocco will be conceding in the tournament apart from an own goal.

What is the plan B for this scenario from Morocco?
Let's wait and see.

I don't think defense was their plan A. It's France we're talking about here. Defending champions

robinso01:
Only if you know that France is more African than Morocco.

Facts only

Who dey breath??

Sharp

Gooaallll

Another banger.

Messi Messi