ashawopikin:
Omo this game go sweet die, over 2.5 already

Game wey don finish

Mumu no sabi separate business from pleasure. This is what happens when you're fúcking your secretary

Horrible backend. I can only imagine the statistics of the servers of Nigerian banks. This is what happens when you employ your relatives and lovers instead of competent people.

A bank server should be extremely hard to overwhelm.

Biggerbrocom:
Hello fellow nairalander

I want to order for this drone on Amazon but I'm thinking with this restrictions on international trade is there an alternative to still order and make payment on international platforms like Facebook, Amazon and the likes using our normal bank rate (4something per dollar)

I have made several research but I'm yet to get a positive result

I'll so appreciate anyone with an update abeg

Go to their office in Lagos.

Azyne:
So this is who they want to hold responsible for ratting out to gistlover? See charges, only one person

That shot he took of them entering the plane was a big error though, he was probably hoping they were finally going to pay for their numerous sins, But alas! That's probably how he was tracked and identified. See Nigeria with its eternal curse of corruption, Person wey carry small hope put for justice in this country is actually crazy cause everything don spoil beyond repair.

Hopeless nation

Which shot?

Eya. That's really bad of her. She should have even acted pórn with the guy for extra $20k making it $30k. So that you will get a whole $12k and she get $18k.

She is such a awful person for hurting OP this bad.

Dibixxx1:

Bro abeg you fit drop your number so you can put me through well pls

Just go to your state secretariat. It's a very simple process you can finish the same day. All you have to do is show them your dashboard and they will give you a letter to take to your PPA. Then your PPA will give you release letter. Then you take the letters to your LGI to minute on. Your LGI just needs to be aware that you have been relocated.

Then you take the release letter to your state secretariat. That's all. In few hours, they will add to your dashboard a button to click to download your relocation letter.

Dibixxx1:
Pls I need help with accessing my relocation letter from my portal

Had same issue some years ago.

Go to your state secretariat. The section that handles relocation. They will tell you what to do.

Go tomorrow. The earlier the better.

uniquelyspecial:

You are even asking for too much.

Make dem use am produce 500watts make we use first

Abi. 500w will power the average household

Can it produce up to 10kw of power consistently?

ask4bk:

Its flawless with good Internet. I watch even FHD channels and doesn't blink except starlink loses some seconds of signals.

I got from this chief +234 8zero6 227 227nine

That's impressive

ask4bk:
Used batteries

Gold star 12v 200ah dry cell battery (used for a year) - N50k

De-bull 12v 225ah dry cell battery (used for a year) - N50k

Mtek power 12v 200ah tall tubular battery (used for 7 months and needs just adding distilled water and can be used for another 4 years+) - 60k

Battery rack for two dry cell batteries - 10k

First come first serve

Buyer must be in Abuja.
0 916 34five 78 9five

Is this mtek battery still a available?

Na wa o

ask4bk:

Don't know the name oh, but I paid 11k for one year with all dstv channels and far more

That's cheap. What has been your experience so far? Please be brutally honest about your experience.

Also, is it Nigerian owned? It would be nice to know the name so we can consider using it as alternative to dstv

ask4bk:


I got starlink and used my dstv mount too. By this I mean, I removed dstv dish. No more giving them 14k monthly to get football channels.
With starlink you can use iptv which is cheaper and watch all dstv channels plus 18k other channels around the world

Which IPTV do you use and how much do you pay for the IPTV?

ibawon:


Sorry Baba, I missed your question. I didn't exchange dollars. Just added funds and paid. However, I believe PayDay should be charging at 750/755 per $

Thanks for the information. So we're talking about 440k and the 33k per month

Once you receive that email, DELETE it.

Some sellers of hacked bank account also sell the hacked email connected to the bank account.

Banks should stop sending OTP to emails. Or they can send two different OTP, one to email and a different one to the phone number, and then require the user to enter the two OTPs.

eteebanky1:


I don't think we'll be comfortable with the exchange rate

He said this is starlink thread, so he is expected to be transparent with us.

Most people still think the price on starlink page is real. I bet he paid more than double what was stated on the starlink page

ibawon:

I wonder how you got to return it. Getting mine because no ISP is available in my area and I need unlimited GB's. 50MB/70MB is totally fine with me

Baba, what rate in Naira did payday charge you for transaction?

This one don go copy nonsense from Quora.

You have not heard of UK used Samsung phones abi? How many years old do you think Samsung s9 is?

They that when shit hit fan, governor cannot help them. The guy is leaving office soon sef

jrobbins:


Internal but I'd share it. I cut off some things for identity sake

Baba where did you get your internal from? Definitely not from CBN because CBN just denied everything

First bank don fúck up. They believed the thing without calling CBN to confirm

This thread wan burst. Even First bank don go believe fake news and start to dey implement am.

Cruise

imagrg:
TRUE.
At Aduwawa in Benin City this morning, at a POS shops, maximum withdraw was 1k...charges, N200. Old N100 and N50 notes.

That's 20% profit.

I'm more concerned about the money laundering part of those transactions

visaclick:
POS has to be banned because they are fueling money laundering

No one even asks where the POS operator got his cash from. He could have gotten the cash from an armed robber, politician, drug dealer, kidnapper, or even terrorist.

Cash is very sensitive except in Nigeria.

Goke7:


Buhari is not smart, the guys benefiting from subsidy just need to be settled by diverting their business somewhere else by giving them another opportunity to make same money via another channel. Nigeria needs an intelligent president, GEJ and Buhari are not intellectual enough

Those people see what you and I cannot see.

If you remove subsidy, price of everything in Nigeria will triple within a week.

You noticed what happened when fuel price rose to 500 per liter? That's just an idea of what will happen when subsidy is finally removed.

We all think our leaders are stupid. Buhari also thought GEJ was a silly little man until Buhari entered Aso Rock and saw reality.

Nigeria was built on subsidy. Education, health, and energy have always been subsidized. Removing it will radically change the temperature of the country.

I feel sorry for whoever will win this presidential election. He won't be able to do anything serious because of sabotage.

Subsidy cannot be removed in the next 2 years by any president. Nigeria will just burn if that happens. The last few months have given us a hint to how volatile Nigeria is.

That's why Buhari didn't touch subsidy

Thatedoboy98:
Guy rest

Do I know you? Don't derail this thread

There is another twist/flavour to this same POS money laundering strategy.

Instead of setting up the POS businesses, one can choose to fund 10 independent POS businesses with 100k raw cash each, every day (1 million total), ask them ask them to keep the daily profit, and send the 100k to a designated bank account at the end of every working day.

Since the money is entering the bank from different sources, the bank wouldn't flag the account, right? Exactly. They keep operating under the radar.

I bet there are hundreds of POS operators seeking for how to source cash at no cost. That's where money laundering comes in

I was just chilling and my mind began to wander and it finally caught something really dark. Let's talk about POS money laundering strategy and the steps involved.

For those who don't know what money laundering means, according to Investopedia, "Money laundering is the illegal process of making large amounts of money generated by criminal activity, such as drug trafficking or terrorist funding, appear to have come from a legitimate source. The money from the criminal activity is considered dirty, and the process 'launders' it to make it look clean".

It's so easy to launder 1 million naira a day in Nigeria through POS business without losing a penny from that 1 million. Normally, money laundering involves losing a fraction of the money. But not this method.

All you have to do is to:
1. Setup a business.
2. Use that business to open a business bank account.
3. Use that account to acquire 10 POS machines.
4. Open 10 POS shops and employ 1 person in each POS shop.
5. Give each of them 100k a day. That will be 1 million for 10 of the shops.
6. Charge 5% on each withdrawal.
7. They must not accept cash deposit.
8. Within hours, that 100k will finish and they will close shop for the day.
9. Congratulations, you now have CLEAN 1 million in your business bank account. Also, you have made extra 2.5% (let's assume, worst case scenario, bank charges take 50% of the 5% you charge per withdrawal).

Total profit of 25k. Each shop made 2.5k. Assuming 6 working days, in a month each shop will make 2.5k times 24, which is 60k. That 60k will be used as running expense for that shop.

I stand to be corrected, but there is no money laundering strategy more consistent, simpler and faster than this, ANYWHERE in the world. You can easily scale the operation up to launder more funds per day by deploying fronts. I doubt it will be difficult to launder 10 million a day with this method.

Welcome to Nigeria. I won't be surprised to hear that some people are currently doing this in Nigeria. I hope CBN, EFCC, etc see this and block the loophole.

If you know of any simpler, easier and faster money laundering strategy, kindly comment it.

EnterpriseMan:

Livescore people

Watch live match, you no go hear. Na replay you dey watch so