₦airaland Forum

DollarBuddy:
Lol.... Overcarefulness, sometimes make my gender lose the woman meant for them.

I'm one of those few men who believe that when you see a girl you are convinced ticks most of your boxes, why play hanky panky?

Why beat around the bush, why ask for just a loaf of bread when you can as well own the bakery

When it comes to women, you don't own anything.

She can decide never to fûck you again even though she's your wife.

Know this and know peace

DLivingAncestor:
It's a lovely goal from Eddie Nketiah.

Reiss Nelson carries it a long way, finds Nketiah on the left and he curls it beautifully into the far corner.

Brighton have been on top but Arsenal break the deadlock.

Yeah, check again

Crumbie:
You fit bet your balls on it?

He's correct

Sham marriage.

That guy should be very careful. He has just been scammed

FreeStuffsNG:
Mockery of the judicial process. He should have invited him or fine EFCC, sending efcc to jail is laughable. If implemented, tomorrow it will be ndlea next.

No matter how they want to use the court to intimidate efcc, that guy is not getting those items and cash back since they are proceeds of crime. In fact the judge is playing with his job. The Judge should give judgement while efcc goes to appeal court and then SC.His court is not the final court.

Which crime? Is it not court that said he is not guilty? Or did your court pronounce him guilty?

Na your time dey destroy this country with your aboki mentality.

Kingstel:
The EFCC should be fined as an entity rather than its chairman.
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Where is the efcc you want to fine?

Lol. You should be smarter.

Peterobi90:
It actually would reduce inflation and strengthen the naira..

If you have over N2tr unaccounted for in the economy, redesign would force that out either into the commerce/economy or making the banks liquid..

The scramble for the new designed naira for restock both for ongoing campaigns and re-oiling the nation would see a less demand for dollar which reduces the rates.. so in essence, there is likely to be an imminent crash on the greenback sometimes between December and January..

It was a good move...

After it has risen past 900 due to the current scraping of dollars by those with huge cash stockpile. The crash you're expecting will be useless because it will only crash to mid 800.

The crash will also be short lived. Then the rise in dollar demand will continue from where it stopped. With more vigor.

You see a cycle of absolute stupidity and waste.

These idiots just settled down and destroyed this country.

Very very stupid people. You don't know anything and you're shouting that it's your turn to rule.

Now they have given you power and you have successfully destroyed what took years to build.

Useless sons and daughters of useless bîtches

OluFireD:
Yes, some of these places go for weeks without seeing the sun sometimes. These are called polar nights. But they also go for weeks without seeing total darkness at other times, as the sun keeps seeing round the clock.

Yes.

So the sun does set in those places.

Had to comment to avoid any misconception about those places.

This is not true.

Those places are at the poles. They can also go for weeks without seeing the sun

Man U and 3-1.

Either the win 3-1 or lose 3-1.

Yeye club with yeye fans.

I learnt long ago not to put money on any Arsenal game.

They're too unreliable. They fail when you expect them to succeed and succeed when you expect them to fail

Arsenal has always been a very unreliable team.

21 yo in final year and you're typing this shît?

You're crazy? You're still 4 years away from 25.

This one is just trying to create problems for himself because he doesn't seem to have one.

I was 28 when I did NYSC. Finished NYSC at 29. Don't be stupid. Stop taking life too seriously.

TakeNigeriaBack:
If you are not a zombidiot then stop reasoning like one. Its not that hard. Anyone supporting Obituary is a zombidiot. Are you supporting obituary?

You need to see a doctor. You definitely have a couple of screws loose in your head

TakeNigeriaBack:
I did not make the rules. You and your fellow zombidiots made the rules. EVERYTHING wrong in Lagos is Tinub's fault therefore EVERYTHING right with Lagos is Tinubu's fault. If you don't like it, go and support obituary.

Wow. What's zombidiots? What brought about all these in a simple conversation?

Baba, Tinubu is not your father o. He's not even related to you. Easy o.

Am I the only one seeing money laundering scope?

You claim you sold it to HIM for 8900 dollars, and that's how you made the 8900 dollars.

Not saying that's what's going on here but every business in Nigeria can be used to wash money.

Really embarrassing to imagine

TakeNigeriaBack:
I disagree. Since we blame Tinubu for EVERYTHING wrong with Lagos, we have to also blame him for EVERYTHING right with Lagos.

No one blames him for everything wrong with Lagos.

Touts and thugs have been in Lagos long before Tinubu. Tinubu only found a way to plant himself in Lagos government pockets, feeding fat off Lagos. I think that's what people accuse him of.

We can as well say Obama built America. You should see how stupid that sounds to you.

ryloy:


God Bless Incoming President Bola Tinubu
The Builder of Lagos

Tinubu did not make or build Lagos. Lagos has had many governors after Tinubu's tenure.

Give those governors credit for their work and stop all these rubbish Tinubu talk.

Fashola was there. Ambode was there. Now Olu is there. Yet you're all screaming Tinubu. That's a sign of real problems with reasoning.

Moh247:
Which cryptocurrency firm doesn't do KYC abeg tell me..

Not online. Physical shops. Highest you give them fake ID. They won't be able to verify it.

So many loopholes. It's cash transactions. Depositing 2m in a bank in Nigeria is a walk in the park.

Washing money is very easy in this country o. Extremely simple. All these reprinting currency na mumu counterproductive efforts.

• Find 20 firms that sell crypto and take note of them.
• Meet and buy 2 million naira crypto from each and pay cash.
• If you can deal with 4 of them a day, you'll wash 8 million naira per day.

Nothing sophisticated at all. You can even wash more if you're more aggressive.

We're not even talking about buying up foreign currencies.

That's how simple this country is. Sophisticated solutions don't work in this country.

I feel sorry for this country sha. Most times, I feel there is nothing we can do about this country to fix it. This is why I encourage people to seriously consider leaving the country.

Moh247:
Well 3 months if the money is clean is enough... A money link with crime without legit source is very hard to launder in 3 months

Not in Nigeria.

Just buy dollars at ridiculously high rate and forget about the rest. Instead of 780, you offer them 850, and they will sell you all the dollars in Nigeria

Then you can go and bury the dollars where you buried the Naira.

Arsenal lose. Abeg

chinchum:
Do you have ransome in cash?

You do realise all they have to do is use the cash to buy dollar?

That alone will send the dollar to the moon against the Naira. It doesn't solve any problem. It's like cutting your ear because there is ant on it

There is nothing wrong with taxi. A taxi is a car.

Even aeroplane is public transport but there are people who own private planes.

Enough of all these yeye comparison.

Felabrity:
Facts

African mentality

Most wealthy people there don't even own cars, especially luxurious ones, they use public transportation

Continue dreaming. Na luxurious cars dey bother una now.

Na private jet dem dey fly now o. Dey there. Continue comparing apples with banana

boxer022:
He cannot marry her or have any sexual relations with her as she is related to him as a cousin. I am sure that the uncle must have been the father of the girl in question, so in that case he can't marry her.

They're not related. Your ex wife is not related to your brother.

The relationship between married person is a pseudo relationship. It does not actually exist.

internationalman:
The girl is her step cousin.

I know he's asking this question after they've already been fucking. If that isn't a taboo in his eyes I wonder why he thinks marrying her is

As long as they are not related by blood I see no wrong in marrying her.

They're not related.

Even a cow knows this

Efuaye:
I spend an approximate of 30k weekly, and na manage ooh!
Eggs in place of chicken,
Pap in place of Oats, etc.

Wisdom is profitable to direct

You dey chop egg.

Continue eating your future. I bet una dey chop bread and butter too

Mod update this thing before I enter you.

donforeign:
Goal to haaaland ..

Live stream

Use phone and Miracast to tv. You dey waste your data on that laptop

Reallife17:
After I chop breakfast against Liverpool, I don lower my expectations

Still citeh

That was expected to be wild game.

Nobody suppose to dey predict win or lose for that kind of game.