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Celebrities / Re: Celine Dion In 1993 vs 2022 (Pictures) by modsfucker: 4:33pm On Aug 19, 2022
jUeLiZ:
Nothing Last Forever: This Celine Dion Photos Should Teach You Humility

Celine Dion in 1993

Vs


Celine Dion in 2022

And back in 1993, I was thinking of risking it all for this lady. I would've regretted that decision by now sha. Thank God I had a change of mind.
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Nigerian Youths Do Not Begin, End In Lagos - Keyamo by modsfucker: 10:37am On Aug 19, 2022
seunaj:

Swear say there is no 1 single northerner there that day. Swear

1 single Northerner in Lagos, I don't know, I thought we're talking about visible involvement, not some assumption.
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Nigerian Youths Do Not Begin, End In Lagos - Keyamo by modsfucker: 7:09am On Aug 19, 2022
seunaj:
True true, Keyamo na Senior Advocate of rubbish. Go to lagos and you will find that there is no better representation of the Nigerian plurality in any other part of this country than lagos. Whenever we are carry out research in science, or even management fields, we work on a random sample size and come up with a general conclusion. There were 3 major tribes and representations from all the other over 250 minority groups on Uzumba Mbadiwe street on the night of the 20th of October, 2020. Festus Keyamo who used to speak with clarity and precision when he was a human right lawyer before he turned APC's boy has been misfiring and struggling to defend his slave masters very recently. Abi nobe this same Festus? The hardest job in the world is defending incompetence.

Northern youths were not part of endsars protest, whether in Lagos or anywhere else.

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Politics / Re: Second Niger Bridge: Asphalt Laying And Street Light Installation Begins by modsfucker: 6:03pm On Aug 18, 2022
PresidObi:
It has been like this in the last one year. I pass the area daily.

Why don't you say in the last 8 years, that'll be sweeter.

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Politics / Re: Equatorial Guinea Detains Large Vessel Accused Of Stealing Crude Oil In Nigeria by modsfucker: 7:29pm On Aug 17, 2022
orohbiro:
Small equatorial Guinea again

Comprehension is a herculean task to you.
Politics / Re: ‘How Can Bashir Ahmad Earn More Than Prof. Femi Osofisan?’: Fierce Reactions by modsfucker: 12:30pm On Aug 17, 2022
GorillaApp:

Oga what ever you think or say, is your cup of tea. What I believe is my own pot of beans.
Buhari is hugely nepotistic. Take that to the bank

He is nepotistic to those who put all their eggs in one basket, and if Tinubu or Atiku wins 2023, they'd be more nepotistic to them, as they threw all their weights behind obi. Politics is a brainy venture, and you're people have yet to learn it.
Politics / Re: ‘How Can Bashir Ahmad Earn More Than Prof. Femi Osofisan?’: Fierce Reactions by modsfucker: 12:26pm On Aug 17, 2022
GorillaApp:

I don't really bother engaging any body here with arguments.

Buhari is nepotistic and have ruined this country. Him and his band of travellers.
EOD.

You've apparently run out of ideas. Salaries of political appointees is fixed, it was even Buhari that reduced it to what it is now. Jonathan paid them more than this. We should try and be objective in our criticism.

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Politics / Re: ‘How Can Bashir Ahmad Earn More Than Prof. Femi Osofisan?’: Fierce Reactions by modsfucker: 10:52am On Aug 17, 2022
GorillaApp:
Just imagine!

The political class and the north most especially have destroyed this nation. A nation that does not value meritocracy

How much did the Southern Jonathan paid his SAs when he was in power?

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Politics / Re: ‘How Can Bashir Ahmad Earn More Than Prof. Femi Osofisan?’: Fierce Reactions by modsfucker: 10:50am On Aug 17, 2022
Coolsperm:
That is why we are saying that you should not vote APC again

How much do they pay SAs under other parties?

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Politics / Re: ‘How Can Bashir Ahmad Earn More Than Prof. Femi Osofisan?’: Fierce Reactions by modsfucker: 10:49am On Aug 17, 2022
RobsonsTARz:
A man with no certificate can never have value for anything that have to do with education

You all voted out a phd holder for an illetrate, and you want miracles to happen?

That phd holder gave his aides more than what the aides are earning now.

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Politics / Re: South South, South East Safest Zones In Nigeria As Terrorists, Bandits Kill Many by modsfucker: 2:20pm On Aug 16, 2022
OfoIgbo:


They are obviously the bodies of dead Fulani terrorists and one Ebubeagu commander. That pit and the content are the reason the SE and SS have registered low figures.

If they were alive, perhaps the SE and SS death figures will climb up to the SW figures.

We only saw Igbo couple and the Commander being thrown to the pit. That of Fulanis, we've not seen yet.
Politics / Re: South South, South East Safest Zones In Nigeria As Terrorists, Bandits Kill Many by modsfucker: 10:49am On Aug 16, 2022
lightskinnigga:
read the report!!

Only 21 deaths were recorded in the east.

The people here are trying to push an agenda, don’t fall for it.

East is actually the safest place in Nigeria

How many bodies are in this pit?

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Politics / Re: South South, South East Safest Zones In Nigeria As Terrorists, Bandits Kill Many by modsfucker: 10:48am On Aug 16, 2022
naturalman:
More wailing for agbado people

The duo are cursing you on the other side.

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Politics / Re: South South, South East Safest Zones In Nigeria As Terrorists, Bandits Kill Many by modsfucker: 10:46am On Aug 16, 2022
lightskinnigga:
read the report!!

Only 21 deaths were recorded in the east.

The people here are trying to push an agenda, don’t fall for it.

East is actually the safest place in Nigeria

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Politics / Re: South South, South East Safest Zones In Nigeria As Terrorists, Bandits Kill Many by modsfucker: 10:45am On Aug 16, 2022
lightskinnigga:
This topic was posted here before but it didn’t make front page cos it portrays the east in a good way..

Shame on you people here

The decomposing corpses in this pit will beg to differ.

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Politics / Re: South South, South East Safest Zones In Nigeria As Terrorists, Bandits Kill Many by modsfucker: 10:41am On Aug 16, 2022
With the pit of dead bodies we see every now and then in the South-East?

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Politics / Re: Fulani Group Rejects Miyetti Allah’s Comments On Obi by modsfucker: 5:01pm On Aug 15, 2022
It's only Hausas that don't have Hausa-hyphenated group.
Sports / Re: With Two Games, Two Wins, Falconets Advance To Quarter-Finals by modsfucker: 8:31am On Aug 15, 2022
GardenOfGod:
Lads de give us joy like tomorrow no de. .. if these ladies were above 70 years, would they play and win? Vote out redundant and retarded old retired men in government. Nigeria must be rescued... God bless them.

Including Peter Obi who is above the retirement age of 60.
Religion / Re: Fire Accident At Cairo's Coptic Church. 41 Dead, 14 Injured (photos) by modsfucker: 2:03pm On Aug 14, 2022
chijike:
Fire or bomb?

It must be ndi "Chi".
Health / Re: The Major Cause Of Low Sperm Count/motility by modsfucker: 10:34am On Aug 14, 2022
Hibat2020:

Many men have low sperm count without knowing. Some have not being able to impregnate a woman. Some after a child they start having this problem. Infertility is not a women's problem alone. But men are not excepted. It is high time men make their health a priority.
Low sperm count can occur if the hormones and organs responsible for producing sperm are not functioning properly. The cells of the reproductive organs are weak or dead. This is a result of the organs not getting the
necessary nutrients for organs to produce the right quantity & quality of new cells for optimal functions. Low sperm count/motility is bound to occur and even erectile dysfunction (inability of the penis to get an erection).


Recommended products for this ailment are VITOLIZE FOR MEN & ROYAL GELLY. Natural and quality products made especially for men. These products help to correct this defect by providing all the necessary nutrients needed by these organs, especially the pituitary and prostate glands. You will get a solution to this ailment.

Me na high sperm count I get sef.
Politics / Re: 2023: Anxiety Heightens In PDP Over Wike’s ‘Defection Plan’ by modsfucker: 10:33am On Aug 14, 2022
Fiscus105:



He has nothing to loose again o, presidential election, he failed in the primary already. So, what else?

He only wants Atiku to taste his foolishness.

His political career will be dead and he'll remain irrelevant
Politics / Re: 2023: Anxiety Heightens In PDP Over Wike’s ‘Defection Plan’ by modsfucker: 9:47am On Aug 14, 2022
Wike will make the biggest mistake of his political life if he defects.

Shame no go allow him defect to APC, after the insults he rained on all the chieftains of the Party, including Tinubu and Buhari.

He will be rendered irrelevant, just like FFK. How can he even defend Muslim-Muslim ticket of the APC now?

APC Gov. Candidate in Rivers is Amaechi's boy, his arch rival. So will he abandon his candidate in PDP and start campaigning for Amaechi's boy?

Or will he defect to LP after all he did to PO?
Romance / Re: The Interesting Culture Of Boobs Flashing At The Mardi Gras Festival, Brazil by modsfucker: 7:47am On Aug 14, 2022
Last last the world will abandon civilization of wearing cloth and revert to walking unclad.

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Romance / Re: Is It Right To Do Pos Business In Front Of Your House? by modsfucker: 7:42am On Aug 14, 2022
Ayanwukoma:
Please my people is it right to do pos business in front of your house?

It's not right, just go to an area where you're not well known, for security reasons.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: I Can Govern Nigeria Without LP Having Majority In National Assembly by modsfucker: 8:45am On Aug 13, 2022
loosecanon50:
I can see people saying "this man doesn't understand governance". The typical Nigerian is used to bad governance and suffering, they see it as a norm. That's why whenever they see attempt at good governance, they deem it impossible and unrealistic.

What saved Trump's ass from impeachment was his party's majority in the Senate, if not he wouldn't have survived that impeachment plot. Democracy is a game of numbers world over.
Family / Re: Help! My Husband Is Starving Me Of Sex And It Is Affecting Me by modsfucker: 6:59pm On Aug 11, 2022
LoveUdie:
"I got married in 2021. Ever since day one, my hubby and I have sex twice a month. I have tried talking to him but he'll say he isn't feeling fine. If I try to seduce him he'll remove my hand. I'll have to wait till he feels like having sex which is twice a month.

We don't have kids yet and we both work. I'm tired because I'm missing out on the fun of marriage. What can I do?"



What can she do house? How can she make her husband show more interest in sex?

Say no more, his low libido is probably stress-motivated. However this picture is the answer to your question. Start serving him this juice everyday, na you go finally run from sex.

Crime / Re: How Onitsha Lesbian Killed Her Partner’s Husband (Fresh Details) by modsfucker: 4:18pm On Aug 11, 2022
Some men don't know why divorce was given as an option in marriage. If there's any red flag in your marriage that you couldn't remedy, the best option is to hit the exit button. But some people would rather stay with a toxic partner till it leads to their untimely death.
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Lesbian Who Stabbed Her Partner's Husband To Death In Onitsha by modsfucker: 4:09pm On Aug 11, 2022
PoliteActivist:


Really? Hiw about these women

Not even them.
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Lesbian Who Stabbed Her Partner's Husband To Death In Onitsha by modsfucker: 12:36pm On Aug 11, 2022
I cannot allow a woman stab me, especially with my eyes wide open. There's nothing like disproportionate use of force when it comes to an arms-wielding person trying to fight me. I will exert my full force on him/her.
Politics / Re: Will Northern Politicians Do To Tinubu What They Did To Wike? by modsfucker: 8:02am On Aug 10, 2022
Nonsense write-up... What did the North do to Wike? How many States in the South elected Wike during primaries? You had better said "what South did to Wike", cos even his State delegates didn't vote him all.
Food / Re: I Love Big Carrots Like This! by modsfucker: 1:46pm On Aug 08, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
Ei kua. Yayi kyau ne?

Yap, yayu kyau sosai, kafar ma tayi kyau sosai, very beautiful wallahi.
Food / Re: I Love Big Carrots Like This! by modsfucker: 11:00am On Aug 08, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
I don't like much stew in my rice, that's why the stew in the plate is not not that much. Even the one I fetched is still much.

Kafa ta sha lalle, masha Allah.

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