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*moans* ooooh yeah _ _ _ k me hard. Btw I mean to say "ROCK" for y'all with a dirty filthy mind

Wetin kawnsayin you? What if the girl wants her face remodeled and beating is the only way the goal can be achieved

You shidwen of nowadayz you haf refuse to play ten-ten, boju-boju, suwe, and canters soccer(the one we play with bottle cork). But you have decided to fully go into mummy and daddy play. End time children.

Juju things on point

As an expert in this kind of situation here is my advise. You see if something like this happens there are two things involved. It is either you use cutlass customize her face make she look like that chucky horror basta@rd or make you give give her belle. If that one no come work free her make you run make your heels dey touch your head.

@ OP is was the course what you originally applied for, or you just did it for the sake of you not staying too long back home. Do you have the zeal and the passion for this course. Answer these questions and you'll get a solution to your problem, if not you may need to get an external hard drive for your brain, and if that doesn't work after 3 semesters, please see your doctor. Good luck and God speed

Let me cum and cum-ment

I am cum-in

busky101:
Goto nigerianpropertycentre.com dnt know if i got d spellings right or u can simply google the website

thanks man.

Please is there no one who has an idea

bellabae:
lool.. Hilarious

no mind me jare I be pervert.

This is what happens when our so called men of God venture into politics.

Me love the fat gyals like anything, that's when she knows how to dress and behave and all sorts of stuffs like that and what thrills me is the fact that they are not skinny i.e I no go dey use bone knack bone, na bone and meat go dey knack one another. Also they have voluminous a$ss and booobs. I'm a bad bwuoy, forgive me

Insatiable sexual urge that made me a usual customer of the chemist in my are. Bought too many blood tonic that the company had to gimme an award

Words of the wise.

Sir, you're probably sitting down on a time bomb.

See as girls dey punish dia sef. Lolz

I refuse to answer your comment in jesus name. Answer yaself

oh boy my eye wan bulge out, see women creativity.

Hello peeps, I want to ask if there's anyone who has a site where I can sell items online like amazon and konga and jumia for sale or if there's anyone who can help me build and host such site. Thanks.

Please I need a site where I can display my ware and customers can make payments through using mastercards and the likes. Thanks

Hello peeps, I would like to know how much a room self contain goes for around Yaba/Adekunle/Alagomeji. Thanks in anticipation and God bless.

The second time, I got this girl's digit from a friend whom I later nicknamed Modafuka Mufutau. He told me very beautiful things bout this babe and how guys in the Isale Eko are were all not man enough to ask her out. As a bad sharp island guy, I took it up on what's app, come see angel, her picture fine die. Upon say dem don talk say guys bo get the balls to follow her talk, come see as I dey feel like Mufasa from lion king. On the D-day we agreed to meet come see as guys troop follow Lion King. I never knew life could be so delicate till we saw the babe. Upon calling the babe wey she wave give me from afar, as I look back say make I holla my guys say na bad market we wan buy, they've all disappeared into thin air. I no run though, I still did my Lion king shyt thing and faced it like a man. But shyt, my ish was the latest news on the lips of guys in my department. I learned to lay low ever since.

It happened to me like 3 occasions, trust me it's a horrible experience. The first time, I got this girls BB pin from a younger female friend and she looks so cute and all. And as a bad sharp shooter I complement her so tey she don fall like the bobby of an eight child nursing mother. And I dey always complement her booby too cos the camera is always making her booby so big. We got along so well that she could not do without the boy. (My mistake) the biggest mistake I made was not collecting her phone number to hear her voice. Then on this particular day I told her I was traveling and I we may not be able to meet as we've previously planned. Lo and behold she sent me a voice note saying "I love you". Oh boy I was with my younger bro when I played the voice note with the thickness of the voice, my younger bro was like "Ta Lo Ni The Hulk". Meaning, who get the hulk! The voice is so fucking thick. I didn't back out we later met and that was where I realized that she's always been taking pictures from under her belly/bobby angle, she has nothing we can call a mammary gland. I ran...

@Op where ever you got that shiit you're smoking from, ion wanna know. But it's fvcking awesome.

candycrushsoda:
Kiefer n Rachael Sutherland

Jesus!!!!!! The resemblance is striking.

Gowon ruled in his 30s or so, he's the youngest so far.