₦airaland Forum

MrCrackles:
Today. . . .Dang!
I almost went flying into the air. . .with the silly weather outhere, my work shoes got no grip man
Scraping ice of the windscreen and turning to do the other side, noticed i was sliding off like Mickey Wacko. . .
It couldav been worse outhere today, i tell ya!

~ Ha Ha! Oh Dear Oh Dear! that bad huh? It's a good thing it was "Almost" Becareful out there!

~All it took was a glance outside the window today to cancell all plans. . i had a Duvet day! It snowed heavier than a couple of days ago. . .

Ebonyeyes:
Teeehehhehee. That looks like a good routine hun. I used to go to the gym as well but its quite pricey, and full of people who sweat on a machine and leave it there (im a germaphobe) . I was using light weights as well with good results but I wanted to ramp things up abit and bought those devils called kettlebells, I swear I see ab definition no joke. I feel more energized now.

~Aaah!

~Keep at it. . .as long a you're dedicated to your routine,it pays off! Your ab defination will become defined!

spikedcylinder:
It doesn't matter abeg, fakery is fakery. Whether by fake eye lashes of fake blockos.
There is no yard stick for measurement.

spikedcylinder:
What about real life photoshopping?

* Women with no bo/obs will wear major 'coste' bras and mislead dem ojukokoro bo/ob suckers that they are busty.
* The ones with over sized bo/obs will wrap bandages or spend $300 on just one bra to manage the 'situation'.
* Men with no big kini will boast and tell you they are 12" long meanwhile dem dey struggle to enter 4".
* Women with big big belle will wear two girdles to pack and organise the stuff. . . .an unsuspecting man will assume Gisele Bundchen has arrived.
* The eye lash fixing, braiding like mammy water (guilty of this one), nail fixing like Jezebel etc nko?
* Men will borrow cars from 7 different friends to represent 7 days of the week. In the end, na only leg dem get.

Point is, who here really is what they say they are naturally? If life worked that way, we'd all be moving around stark unclothed saluting eledumare each step of the way.

~Agreeing w/ you wholeheartedly!

Why is it that all my friends are getting married and having kids, and I can't even seem to find one Nigerian man to hook up with?

OMO IBO:
ROFLMAO

Please take down the last pic.

Her legs and arms are spotty, ashy and hairy.
What ever happened to some cheap vaseline

~Oh Lawdy! I didnt make out the "hairy" bit,she sure cud use a dollop of oil like she had in first 2 pics which i love BTW!

Ebonyeyes:
Thank God for water and peppermint tea . Yes oh, people start working out for summer in March be I do it all year round. Toned arms/legs/abs are worth the sweat and pain . My dear dont be afraid of weights o1 we dont have enough testosterone to build hulk hogan muscles. Replace your light girly weights with something heavier remember muscles burn more calories even at rest .

~ Oh Lawdy! That got me in a fit of giggles! I do the invisible cleaning-a-window routine . . .clockwise & anticlockwise to tone up more. . .

~Once upon a time when i was obssesd w/ going to the gym desperately trying to shake off some pounds i've put on,i worked out so hard i had arms a man wud be proud of! The fat burned into muscles. . if my shoulders were smaller,i wud be bragging about it now! i have broad shoulders,having we;ll defined tonned arms doesnt quite do it for me! Unfortunately when i put on weight,it tends to cling onto my upper body ie upper arms,"The Twins" & cheeks. . .

Epi:
~Aaaw! Ta Ladies. . . .

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~ Anytime. . .

chiogo:
Mohawkchic, that looks yummy!!!! Especially the meat.

Ebonyeyes:
Feck is wrong with you MC, I really dont need to be seeing all of that this late at night . I do home workouts though with these little devils

~ My tummy's made growling noises just seeing the pics. . .

~Those bad boys look like a killer! Well worth the toned arms afterwards tho. . i use em tiny dumbells ones

michelin89:
Yeah I gym even though I am on a break right now. Silly to work out at Christmas when there is so much food around. Besides even my coaches are on their couches eating their butts off.

michelin89:
1. Uhm both large, medium and bite-sized portion. When I am too filled, I get dizzy and sleep.

2. Tea spoons.

3. Yeah not very healthy since I eat zero vegetable.

~Aaah Okies. . .I applaud you!! Back home folks say sleeping just after eating piles on the pounds. . .

~Do you do any form of exercise?

michelin89:
I can eat the whole day without stopping. But after my waistline went out of control twice I decided it was time to put an end to my eating habits.

Now I try to limit my intake of food but I admit I do dream of cakes, pizzas, pasta and African dishes from time to time, maybe too often. Just recently I had my mum buy me some garri which I eat with at least 8 spoons of sugar.

I don't just love food, I also like sugary things.

~Bite-sized portions,Medium or Large meals?

~8 5ml spoonfuls or tea spoons? Maybe you shud start restricting your sugar intake now. . .rather than pay the price for it later in health issues!

~You've got all the combo of an unhealthy eating habit! You know it's wrong but what the heck!