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~true, but why does she want to know ?~

~Depressed~

~Sound of Music~
~Diary of A Mad Black woman~
~How Stella Got her groove Back~
~Set It Off~
~The Godfather~
~Casino~
~Scarface~
~Lion King~
~Pretty Woman~
~Usual Suspects~
~White Chicks~

~Is eLove in the air?~

~Gina Davis~

~hmm last year  ~


~WWTLT u gave someone a compliment that wasnt flattery??~

~Never done it!!~


~Ever been on a double date?~

Lost In Translation

Thank You mama ~ Sizzla

I think its much fun this way dont you think?

How Stella got her Groove Back

You Dont Say

~Pulp Fiction~


Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: {pointing his gun} Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!
I dare you, I double dare you, mother-f-er. Say "what" one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black,
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald,
Jules: Does he look like a biitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to F*** him like a biiitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to F him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be F***'d  by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.



~Jerry macquire~

"Show me the money"




~T2~

"Hasta la viste,baby"





~Austin Powers~

"Yeah baby"





~Scarface~


"Lesson number one, never underestimate the other guys greed !!!
"Lesson number two, don't get high on your own supply.!!!!"


~I could go on and on,but these are my favourite 5  ~

Gate

~Basic Instinct~

[quote author=spoilt try talking in the bedroom. [quote][/quote]Am going to go out on a limb here and say am sure she'd tried that before,he would prolly wake up and ask "why r your eyes so red hunny " "as in cryin all night for someone only for them to ask y your eyes r so red in the morning"

The end result lies in your hand St.domain,so far none of the advice given on here seems to be workin for you,so i guess its up to u to use your initiative now!!!

~Nairaland has ben the best discovery N m8 i cud find for my Insomnia  ~
~So naturally,am very much addicted to it right now,as a matter of fact, i cud go on to say
~ "Am High On Nairaland" ~ 

~He's smokin HOT!!! actually,he's the reason i discovered Nairaland,i watched Beyonce w/a m8,dam the girl wont shut up about Van,it was the first time i'd seen him,N i wanted to know everything i cud about him    so i googled his name,but he aint got a website,somehow,someway,i ended up on here  ~ so i guess am grateful,because my days ave been full of tons of laffs since i joined here ~

~Stride~

~ Ronan Keating's- If Tomorrow Never Comes~

~Drug~

* am pissin meself on this one * while LMAO

awww 

*laffin over myself w/this one* this is awesome,love it,love it ,love it !

~Ditto~

Lmao, awww poor guy,am sure the mrs is well pleased w/ her work ,lol, concussion, multiple bruises,two black eyes

Uh-oh,talk about bad timin too

lol ~ love it

Lmao, serves her right too !!!

Charlie can come to mine for dinner anytime

~J-lo's ~ Que Hiciste~