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~Did you know that the word "skepticisms" is the longest word that alternate the hands when typing ~

~Did you know the Mona Lisa has no eyebrows ~

~Did you know in tokyo,the bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes ~

~Did you know that there are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos ~

~Did you know the human body creates and kills 15 million red blood cells per second ~

~choice ~

~ Zoo~face ~

Excuse my ignorance but wuts a yahoo guy

~ she said sandy sea shore sells sea shells so shes sayin she sells sea shells      ~

~Cliche ~


~Reite_____

~Monochrome is the hottest look for this spring ~ loads of black and white designs and accessories ~

~Another great fashion fix is frills and ruffle details on tops/tunics ~ it gives a modern edge and looks great
when played down with skinny jeans, denim crops or even city shorts! ~

~The retro safari look is still rockin ~ lots of  gorgeous silky prints ~ i like ~ silk is sexy ~

~ It's pretty clear that denim rules!!! ~ the best jeans of the season range from straight skinny legs, to kick
flares and wide legs (must-have!),

~There is a lot of hype this spring about the gorgeous bold floral prints w/a hint of sixties chic rangin from 
casual,smart and evenin dresses,the silk ones r lovely IMO ~

~havin different colours/design leggins is a must 

~The Jackie O. style shades are still in this yr,not to mention the big ole bangles,belts and bags,lol ~

~this season seem to be all about colour, red and electric blue r hyped about too!

~am feelin this sandal, u like?

~ A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.

"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in thebox"

Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"

"Oh that" , she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."    

~During a wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer.

"Look, I’ll give you £100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out." He passed the clergyman the cash and walked away satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom’s vows, the vicar looks the young man in the eye and says:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes." The groom leaned toward the vicar and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."

The vicar put the £100 into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."    

A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc.

His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names."

The host said, "Well, to be honest, I've forgotten her name."

~I call my hubby ~ Bugs ~

Good to know Odada hope it stays that way

I cudnt help but laff @ "it takes a thief to catch a thief" cud be she's got something on her mind or worse,ur suspicions cud be true,y dont u just ask her outrightly,trust me there's no fun in tryin "to catch a thief," there're some things u'd rather not want to find out,if she says she's not cheatin but continues been distance,take the hint and hit the higway,u cud also just try to see the other signs that has been there that u may ave overlooked!

~Not in my book  On a much serious note thu,it all erm depends on my reasons for wantin to kiss another bloke/chic    ~

~Impossible is nuthin ~ ave heard ,but i cant see me fallin in love w/someones pic,i cud possibly be attracted,maybe w/their looks but thats as far as it goes

~ Irreplaceable ~

It has to be Taye Diggs,mm,mm,mmmmm *gets her mind out of the gutter* i fell in love w/him on "how stella

got her groove back" mama mia !!!    he's defo shagadellic,yum,yum,lmao *day dreams about those 

abs and drools  *

[quote author=dan_onyeka link=topic=46442.msg999229#msg999229 date=1175089782]we want to read your own jokes so stop laughing[/quote] FYI i ave posted some jokes,no guarantee they'll make u laff as much as i

ave,but hey its worth a shot >>> cant say the same for you thu @ no jokes from you !!!

Labans:
@ Dan_onyeka, please i beg you in the name of GOD leave her alone.

Thanks for the support Lebans

lmao @ "i cut, i cut"

Lol more like # i hate u so much right now #

Sue the damn ice cream truck driver for obstruction of ding dong 

Blimey !!

Fancy that

Thanks cute-ass, i know wut u mean,here's me makin a wish to God's ears, ur wish come true,take care for now xox