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WE DONT HAVE THE POWER, BUT WE NEVER SAY NEVER!!!!
"Dreams do not come true just because you dream them. It's hard work that makes things happen, it's hard work that creates change... Ditch the dream and be a doer, not a dreamer… My dreams did not come true. But I worked really hard. And I ended up building an empire out of my imagination. So my dreams? Can suck it."
Its such a wonderful and unforgettable moment.... Its B.sc hons. Business admin!!! Its a privilege to join the Alumni of the GREAT university!! My back bone!!! "GOMBE STATE UNIVERSITY". Lets make the world a better place
LALASTICLALA AND CO.... Help me celebrate its not easy oooooo!!!

Ayyah..... She wan go collect her share frm those alhaji

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U.B.A
That bank looks like a shrine.. Everywhere is just painted Red! And the bank is very stingy, they will never employ workers. It’s only UBA you will enter & see empty cashier seats… They will be up to like 2 employed but there will be only 1 Cashier who ends up delaying customers.

GTB
This bank has the highest number of customers! The only bank that looks like aba ariaria market. U queue like mofedaku. The only difference is that you see people with suits and pen, they have their wahala but I like them shaa

SKYE BANK
Hian! This bank will just be looking like somebody’s bathroom. Very small bank, dem go jampack people like sardines! Their workers no dey even wear suit again probably because of heat… Everybody dey enter the bank with hand fan

DIAMOND BANK
Only their Lemon Green Colour can make you open 18 accounts with them even if nothing is inside. That is the only thing good about them. They have few branches in cities, their banking hall is like onitsha main market place. But their transfmorniocol be like American constitution, simple to transfer with ATM, u go first go sign Non disclosure agreement.

ZENITH BANK
This one ehn…? The only thing dem know how to do best is to decorate their walls with mirrors. You will just stay at the front and be seeing someone behind you? Sometimes if you enter the bank, you will be confused, you won’t even know which road to follow because everybody is appearing two two for the mirror. I wonder if their CEO is a Crystal palace fan. Just carry crystal glass full everywhere!

STERLING BANK
Where do I start from, hmmm this bank looks like eatery, atimes I used to mistake it for where they are selling ice creams, ices and sharwama

UNION BANK
Chai! This bank ehn? I cannot fit yab dem because dem old pass my grandpapa!?
Sometimes, I begin to think maybe the children of Israelites have accounts with Union bank… Their security men sef na old old old papas dem be…. You go enter bank to pay na people with walking stick u go dey see.....

FCMB
They are just beautiful women with good attitudes only that all your incomes will just be going for aso ebi and ice cream

FIDELITY
That one na bank for retired teacher, the only issue in customer care na about pension, u reach cashier point, one old papa will be withdrawing #45,675, #5 naira will always appear. I wonder if no be that bank dey hold all #5 CBN prints. Infact, they are the only bank whose ATM has pension button.

FIRST BANK
Ah ah ah, this bank can annoy somebody, their first wahala na their door, they will just be screening u like say na jamb office. If you enter nko, queue be like Aba road hold up for port Harcourt, Infact the most annoying tin is some of their workers behaviour, somebody will just be counting #7,000 with machine and #200,000 with ordinary hand. They can screen #1000 like keke people but the good thing about them is their ATM galleries. For that one them try.

WEMA BANK
that one na fishermen and panel beaters dey go there recently.

UNITY BANK
Make them just return their name back to BANK OF THE NORTH. Because how person go wan enter bank e go come be like say u dey enter Zaria city gate. , everywhere they smell Turare (perfume) even the cashiers speak Hausa with u because u wear Agbada

KEYSTONE BANK
This bank looks like they are always on strike. The banking hall looks like they only attend to one customer at a time.

HERITAGE BANK
that one looks like PDP Secretariat after 2015 election. Even their flag is worn out

ECOBANK ECO
That one looks like NaijaBet office. Its always jam packed on Fridays only. With lots of branches and many people that speaks many African languages especially in Lagos branch
Sometime I suspect that bank has something to do with Chelsea FC

ACCESS BANK
Na shakara dey worry them. Their account opening process be like application for Canadian visa.

STANBIC IBTC
The bank suppose to relocate back to south Africa. Everybody dey speak through their nose self.

CBN...
I wont say it....You want EFCC to investigate me abii?
I cant stop laughing...... cc: lalasticlala

This guy should be our next coach

obynocute:
Y do I have dis feelings that it's only ipob and arsenal fans that are happy that the super eagles lost..

For ipob i understood the reason they are happy. But Y are arsenal fans in happy mood?

Lol.... Last but not the least

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Lol.... Nigerians no chill at all. this is the first time this man is loosing!! Cant stop laughing

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mirabel001:
must u b silly? ....just askin

Better been Silly than spreading hate

Nwodosis:
Story!

Abeg no vex naaaa.... U cn relocate naaaa if naija don tire you. U dnt need visa or passport to be in niger, chad, or togo

Angeleena:
liars!!!!

Ipob spotted

fineboynl:
na today? talk is cheap.

the topic said killed all book haram, while it content says naturalized. this are two side of the mouth.

Its neutralized not naturalized..... To neutralized is to make something inactive. It can be killed, neutralized, eliminate, weep, eradicate. its called synonyms!!! My guy school and book is wot u need badly not hate!!!
Back to the topic. God bless nigeria arm forces for the God job.
God bless president muhammad buhari
God bless vice president osibanjo
God bless bless Nigeria
God bless Gov. kashim shettima
God bless Gen. tukur buratai
God bless NSA monguno
God bless Efcc boss magu
God bless kanuri race
God bless Borno state my home town
God bless hausa, yoruba, igbo and all other tribe in nigeria. One nigeria!!! Togeda we standard divided we shall fall.
Cc... Lalasticlala