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Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afoyalan's 3 Vintage Cars In His Collection (photo) by mokkalu1(m): 11:17am On Apr 27, 2019
But Huncle said he's still a tenant and owe banks plenty money?
Celebrities / Re: Teniola Mobbed By Fans In Surulere Lagos by mokkalu1(m): 10:32am On Apr 16, 2019
She's good!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Rodrigo Duterte Brags About His Huge Manhood by mokkalu1(m): 7:46pm On Apr 08, 2019
I knew Trump will win American presidency when this guy was elected. Politics is becoming a joke worldwide.

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Crime / Re: Soldiers Given A Punishment, Ordered To Knock Each Others Head For Fighting. by mokkalu1(m): 3:42pm On Apr 08, 2019
anyimontana:
mods are still humans like us,they no b computer..theyve not come across everytin on the net
I think they get paid to push certain irrelevant topics to front page. Some bloggers are definitely given preferential treatment. Maybe they are mods sef, �
Politics / Re: VP Prof Yemi Osinbajo SAN And His Brother Akin Osinbajo SAN by mokkalu1(m): 7:49am On Mar 31, 2019
Blessed!

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Guys Feel It's Only "Churcheous" And Good Girls That Are Virgins?? by mokkalu1(m): 8:06am On Mar 29, 2019
lilmax:
the question is why do you believe her? how do you know she's saying the truth?
And how do you know she's not the innocent girl in question? Just saying!
Celebrities / Re: Claims Of Asking Girls To Go Unclad On IG Can't Damage My Career - MC Galaxy by mokkalu1(m): 1:39pm On Mar 16, 2019
Continue talking nonsense. You go see how what you call a career will go. You think say you smart. Why not cut the call. You wanted it and you will reap the benefits.
Politics / Re: PDP To Zone 2023 Presidency To The North by mokkalu1(m): 11:29am On Mar 11, 2019
Beer Parlour thread.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jumia Nigeria Job Recruitment (8 Positions) by mokkalu1(m): 8:20am On Mar 02, 2019
Lagos, Lagos, Lagos. wow!
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Projected To Win With Over 500,000 Votes by mokkalu1(m): 7:11pm On Feb 25, 2019
I just de imagine how you wan end this your funny thread.

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Politics / Re: This is Zamfara. People Are Just Thumb-Printing Papers - Farooq Kperogi (videos by mokkalu1(m): 3:13pm On Feb 25, 2019
Nigerians and titles. Why not Dr Farooq. Which one be Associate Prof Farooq?
Politics / Re: Third Force Coalition Adopts Hashim-olawepo Consensus Candidate by mokkalu1(m): 6:06pm On Feb 19, 2019
I'm not sure this una man go ever win election for this country. The way una de run him shit for Nairaland no make sense at all.
Crime / Re: "Oyinbo We Can't Send Your Money Back, We Used It To Buy Benz" - Nigerian Man by mokkalu1(m): 5:51pm On Feb 08, 2019
senatepresido:

I hate it with passion... most of my friends and relations are actually into it and they are living fine... but I hate it and may karma visit them
Pained? Take a chill pill! don't wish your relative bad.
Fashion / Re: Enugu Beauty Queen Contestant Forgets The Name Of Her School(Video) by mokkalu1(m): 3:34pm On Jan 26, 2019
AllenSpencer:
She can't be truly be an origin of Enugu as Enugu ladies are averagely brilliant.

She definitely will be from either of Anambra or Abia.
But the two states are always ahead of Enugu in educational performance.
Fashion / Re: Enugu Beauty Queen Contestant Forgets The Name Of Her School(Video) by mokkalu1(m): 3:28pm On Jan 26, 2019
Op English worse pass the girl stage fright.
Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Get Married In A Self Contain? by mokkalu1(m): 10:50am On Jan 05, 2019
I don't feel you should. I don't like the idea.

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Politics / Re: Enugu Residents Hail Ugwuanyi On Adequate Water Supply by mokkalu1(m): 7:58am On Dec 14, 2018
I'm still buying water #50 per Jerry Can and they are praising this bullshit. Na wa for Obodo Nigeria.
Fashion / Re: The Consequence Of Meeting Nana (a Fashion Editorial By The House Of Vestas) by mokkalu1(m): 4:03pm On Dec 04, 2018
Watched Nana play a couple of times. She's good!

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Celebrities / Re: EBEANO VIDEO-MR P (official video) by mokkalu1(m): 6:30pm On Jun 27, 2018
Ur body na Ebeano!

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Crime / Re: I Just Escaped Scam By The Whiskers by mokkalu1(m): 5:52pm On Jan 16, 2018
All for 11,000? These guys sef!

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Business / Re: Innoson Withdraws Ex Parte Case Against Gtbank, EFCC by mokkalu1(m): 10:07pm On Dec 22, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Innocent Chukwuma should go and pay up his debts.

Some of us weren't foolish to fall for the ethnic sentiments he tried whipping up when GTB began loan recovery measures.

Why are humans like this?
They act like doves when they want to borrow, but become tigers when you ask for your money back.

Life is simple, so is the rich man's rule.
It is a crime to owe,
But it's even a bigger crime not to pay when you owe.

I still stand with Gtbank

Normally you sound intelligent but crazy, and today, you just made a really silly comment. Do you realize Appeal court ordered GTbank to pay him and they claim they may collapse if they do. GTB owes him and not the other way round. I bet you've not bothered to consider the case properly before making this trashy statement.
Celebrities / Re: Somadina Adinma Now A Corper. Hits Nasarawa NYSC Camp (photos) by mokkalu1(m): 9:54pm On Dec 22, 2017
All this guys saying he looks gay how did you notice? He used to act like one back in Secondary School. And no be small pikin again o. him real mates don serve like 4 -5 years back.
Sports / Re: Hope Solo Accuses Sepp Blatter Of Sexual Assault by mokkalu1(m): 6:09pm On Nov 11, 2017
I know there are bad men, but Americans aren't normal. Someone will peep at you and report you for indecent exposure. Damn opportunists everywhere.
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by mokkalu1(m): 7:12am On Oct 21, 2017
Cool It Down - Mr. P. No time to de form Porsche
Romance / Re: I Tested Her With A Small Slap Before Our Wedding And She Called It Off - Man by mokkalu1(m): 9:16pm On Sep 30, 2017
What if she test you by sleeping sleeping with me? You are lucky I'm not close, I would have showed you that touching a woman is what no man should try. And you don't even sound remorseful. Mad man.

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Politics / Re: South-south And South-East Governors Meet In Rivers (Photos) by mokkalu1(m): 9:28am On Aug 28, 2017
Bolustical:

You can't see any SW governor there because Yorubas don't do attache by force.

We do not need others to confirm the legitimacy of our cause.

Moreover, we do not landgrab the regions of others

We're not some people who need UN, US & Israel to save them.

We don't behave like a minority group.
Oga have you seen the map of the proposed Oduduwa Republic? Warri is there o. BTW I am for a united Nigeria.
TV/Movies / Do You Watch Zeeworld? by mokkalu1(m): 4:11pm On Aug 18, 2017
I know so many guys will deny this, but there are some of us that watch Telemundo and Zeeworld. When I say some of us, I do not mean I am one of you (wetin I de talk set). Well, I am trying to say that I don't watch these channels.

Now don't get it twisted, I like the Indians. I work with some of them and have actually dated one of their finest, Kareena Kapoor. (oh! We was such a lovely couple). Anyway, that is not the topic for today. I just want to talk about men that watch Zeeworld.

The Indians are beautiful no doubt, but I still can't understand how a man will sit down and watch Zeeworld. I tried it yesterday and nearly went mad. I had to drink one Black bullet and cold Origin to get my head in order. I mean, the actings are so bad especially as those that translate the dialogues to English makes it so... so... (oh my gosh!) so childish that it appears they are joking with someone's head.

I am not saying the Indians are terrible in acting, far from that. I was so moved and nearly cried when I watched We are Family (Na lie). I have seen at least two more Indian films that I enjoyed (I never watch reach 5 of their films saga), but the dramas in Zeeworld are not just it. They are a big turn off for me. The stories are bad, the acting are bader and the dialogue (in English) are the baddest part of it. (if I hear say anybody wan correct my grammar eh)!

Anyway, why do we even have Zeeworld in our Televisions? What happened to local stories? Why do we have to watch Indians and their poor Stories? (not all their stories are poor, but the ones in Zeeworld de vex me). I know say some women go say I no sabi anything. No true shaa. One man meat na another man kpomo, but what I am trying to suggest is that we have better stories that can keep us all busy.

I no be politician, so I no fit talk politics, but I believe say some people de use our head. Why do we depend on foreigners for everything even common entertainment? Who say entertainment na common thing? Abeg I Don tire. Till another day. But before I go, make I promise una say e go better. One day, I hope to have a hundred million Nigerians watching high quality TV contents made for Nigerians by Nigerians in Nigeria.

No vex for my style of writing, I no been too sabi book when I de small.

Abeg, I been forget wetin make me start to de write this poor post. I typed Nollywood and my Phone Auto-correct changed it to Bollywood and the thing vex me wella.
http://www.holixclusive.com/index.php/2017/08/18/do-you-watch-zeeworld/

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Celebrities / The Difference Between Us And Them : Motivation For Upcoming Talents. by mokkalu1(m): 11:54am On Aug 15, 2017
Yen yen yen! grin
Music/Radio / Free Online Promotion Of Up Coming Talents. by mokkalu1(m): 9:30pm On Aug 14, 2017
Hhhhhh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Community Shield (4 - 1) penalties On 6th August 2017 by mokkalu1(m): 11:02am On Aug 06, 2017
It is no trophy, just a glorified friendly. All the same, it's always nice to beat Chelsea. COYG

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Events / Re: 40 Persons To Wed At Salvation Ministries, Port Harcourt, Same Day (Photos) by mokkalu1(m): 10:16pm On Aug 03, 2017
No gay couple? See marginalization �
Religion / Re: Omowole Isaac: Self-Acclaimed "Jesus Christ" Appears In Lagos (video) - SR by mokkalu1(m): 10:34pm On Jul 20, 2017
But the jewish Jesus was a man too and said same thing. Anyway, wetin I know sef?

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