₦airaland Forum

E sure for me say they no go sight moon till Friday
So the holidays shall run from Wednesday to Friday
Normally their moon dey do moju! Moju! (Hide and seek)

I blame CAN and the disunity among the christians in Nigeria.
Even with the Christian killings going on in the north, the southern christians will still go to church with AC on Sunday

Madmohamed1:
UntiUntil we see tinubu in the gym

😂😂
You want the mandate to collapse. How will his supporters stand??

Jakarta:
How do these guys acquire all these weapons? I strongly suspect our security agencies are complicit.

Be patient and watch till the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-KjBxw-f6o&t=297s&pp=2AGpApACAQ%3D%3D

ORIGENAL:
What an insults and a slap to Tinubu Government

it is not actually an insult to him because he is shameless.
It is the nature of a pig to swim in mud

Religion of piss

Their chief will still come out to say that terrorist killers are their sons

lumiaro:
Honestly, employers should focus more on what a person can do rather than just appearance. First impressions matter, but skills and attitude should count more in the long run.

if you are presented with this “qualified “ candidate and another equally qualified candidate without a tattoo, who would you hire?

ecomallchemistt:
Jesus Christ wey use donkey 🫏🫏 preach gospel no sabi wetin e Dey do abi , e reach your turn… you mount #CyberTruck with security personnel.


This one na real matters.


#OldWarriDifferentTimeZones

if to say cybertruck dey during Jesus time, Jesus for use am

Jakarta:
Lol my dad made a very heavy one for me then, my name boldly written on it. If you want to join me in my sit you must bring kulikuli or dankuya, though I preferred kulikuli.

Later changed to a school that had morning session 7AM - 12PM, afternoon session 12PM-5PM. Morning session go dirty school like say tomorrow no dey, we afternoon session reciprocated the gesture in 10 fold. Fun childhood memories.

LOL… na security guards the school dey produce ni?
He schedule be like shift work

But uses siren in Nigeria

BodePolScience:
Actually, there's an increase of counterfeit items in the market. One wonder what's the work of agencies like SON, NAFDAC, FCCPC... All of them are just eating from the national cake with nothing to show for it. Evils like this will continue to persist when the perpetrators believe they could go scot free due to the ineptitude and negligence of those yeye government agencies. I had an experience that made me to stop buying bottled malt. I only buy can malt now.

Did you see a used condom in a bottled malt drink?

So this can happen but MNK is jailed

JoeEeL:
See when they are waking up.

So they have been blind since all these years?

I dont know if all these so called Yoruba leaders are smoking. Careless people!

No mind them. When it was happening in the north they didn’t care

VOsimhen144:
AK-47 is N560,000
A Pack of 1,000 bullets is N150,000
Gun licence at Eleweeran is N55,000

A word is enough for the wise, No be everything I go dey tell una.

Who fit run this thing?
Where can one purchase and process the license

All criminals walahi🤣

ISLAMBAD:
A minister, especially the one with a good portfolio

Minister heads a ministry..

They steal through inflated costs of projects..

A senator is just there depending only on his income ..

As a minister, if 200Billion is allocated to your ministry annually, there is chances you will corner 50 billion then use the rest to work..

But a senator depends on their 36 million naira monthly salary and 1.2 billion naira annual constituency allowance..

Unless if you are a Senate President..

Infact all of them are criminals!!

Na the same people go dey road dey beg

BoldBrainz:
Davido owes no one an apology. Whoever is pained can go and die! I'm even disappointed in him for taking down the video. Someone like Timaya would have released a follow-up song abusing the unfortunate religious bastards..

Nigeria is a secular country and people like you enable nonsense with your misplaced sentiments.

Northern muslims are extremely stupid! Impoverished set of illiterates with animalistic tendencies!

Who is in the govt that wantto punish them? Who do you think are the most corrupt in Nigeria?

EmeeNaka:
The government must punish all individuals involved in vandalism.
The only reason why people do something like this is because nobody has been punished in the past.

nnamdizen:
When you get to understand that, anything relating to women in general is all about what a man can offer her and nothing else, then you will know where your priorities should be as a man.

Like me now, I dey only spend my money on things wey dey give me joy and very stingy with women right now. Woman no go chop my money for free for this life again. Tufiakwa!

Shey una dey look for party wey get structure. Defend yourself o because some people somewhere have a different opinion of Nigeria from yours.

Mach16:
You're already wasting too much time. I had a similar experience with aje loan some months back and after series of back and forth, I was asked to return the original amount sent to me. I also had a similar experience with easy cash just last week. Funny enough on both occasions these apps weren't even installed on my phone. As for easy cash, after searching for a contact number to no avail, I simply installed the app and sent back the exact same amount I was credited to the account on the app. It's a pathetic situation we've found ourselves in this country

How did you contact them to resolve the issue? They don't have a phone number and the email address on their app isn't working

Iam yet to locate her

Una weldone. So who else is in view? Get hooked and move.

babra19:
I might be your missing rib!!

hawwhn... op give it a try. Na God know why you start this thread

Divija:
Probably Because most of us ( wife materials 1000 yards🤪🤪)are introvert who stays indoor 24/7… nobi our fault… na papa God run am for us like that… your soulmate fit dey inside dey pray make she find you

some kind hidden sense dey here. Abeg make they introvert into nairaland. We plenty wey dey search

Hahaha... these boys just remind me of nysc camp

Let this bear witness to the people of kafanchan that they have no right to cry when fulani herdsmen come to kill, dislodge and rape them

Is this one consoling himself or deceiving himself?

donphilopus:
Make una take this one hold body if that would make y'all sleep well at night after the heartbreak Buhari's presence caused you.

Atiku has been recruiting some few elements to APC' campaigns to croon his name. The people who shouted Sai Atiku ain't more than fifty. They strategically placed them in the same area so it'd look like they're many.

But make una dey celebrate am sha.

Unfortunately, gullible people especially in Lagos don't know what the implication of this is. They just wake up and shout just to get peanut acquired through illegal means from old, incapable, drug pushing, terrorist, men who care about nothing but themselves. Any northern indigene that votes for this terrorist team has not learn lessons from the killings, destruction of properties and displacement of their brothers from their ancestral lands that terrorist elements (APC) brought upon Nigeria.

onuman:
Rabid Shettima, the Boko Haram sympathizer, who wants to become president via the help of Tinubu's SW MURIC votes.
Shettima had since declared before the NBA that he will be Commander of the Armed forces while Tinubu takes charge of the Economy if APC wins.
But whoever Commands the armed forces is the real person in power.

The Taliban of Afghanistan started by occupying important political positions in Afghanistan.
When it got ready, it started the Jihad against all of Afghanistan and won last year for a Afghanistan to be governed with Sharia criminal laws. The same laws Boko Haram says it's fighting for in Nigeria.
Sharia criminal laws include stoning blasphemers to death, stoning women to death for adultery, cutting off the hands of thieves, etc.

Green eagles - www.greenwealth.ng advertised their investment opportunity on TVC last year. I felt they were serious with their business for them to have advertised on such media platform

I was promised 15% ROI in 6 months, the date is due in excess of one week and no payment has been made to me.

The customer representative sounds so bad and it makes me wonder if the capital was given to me by them.

Anyone having/had similar experience with them?
Please help with necessary bodies/regulatory organization that I can involve in this because I don't want to lose what I invested