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Health › Re: Fistula Operation by monabass: 9:04pm On Aug 08
Any new update on this thread?
Has anyone heard or undergone Ayurveda treatment of anal fistula?
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi’s Father, Jorge Messi, Dies At 68 by monabass: 3:53pm On Aug 08
RIP Legend sir

If I didn’t make ftc it’s because of insufficient characters
Food › Re: I Bought This Fruit #50 Naira For 10 Pieces, What's The Name? (photos) by monabass: 1:43am On Aug 04
A lot of people eat cashew nuts but do not know the fruit.
Hope you didn’t stand straight while eating it?
NYSC › Re: "Don’t Pay Ransom, I Will Kill Myself": Corper's Last Message To Her Father by monabass: 9:03pm On Jun 13
kpankpangolo:
Imaginative writer, where is the official report of this story? I don’t know what you children gain from concocting fake news. Yes, she may have been abducted — if the story is true to begin with. What I doubt are all the thriller movie sequences of the write-up.
May it happen to your daughter or wife so that you can have your desired confirmation
Crime › Re: Army Deploys Armoured Vehicles In Oyo State (video) by monabass: 8:58pm On Jun 13
Forget all these drama
Too is gone… it is now going to be like Plateau and Benue

By the way, you guys called it farmers-herders clash when it began in benue and other northern states then
South west it’s your turn to collect
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu & His Wife, A Vicious Couple bonded by greed, state capture -Inibehe by monabass: 3:31pm On Jun 06
HacheNoire:
Inibehe Effiong has a right to his opinion and it’s not generic!

In same Nigeria, we the dedicated disciples and followers know His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) is the best thing that happened to Nigeria since the creation of Earth.

The few like Inibehe Effiong who detest the demigod, will have to keep rambling till 2031.

Who God has blessed, no man can curse!
May Fulani terrorists visit your home
Politics › Re: FG Declares Wednesday, Thursday Public Holidays For Eid Celebration by monabass: 7:49pm On May 25
E sure for me say they no go sight moon till Friday
So the holidays shall run from Wednesday to Friday
Normally their moon dey do moju! Moju! (Hide and seek)
Crime › Re: CBN News Interviews Masara Kim Usman Present In Barkin Ladi Mass Burial Attack by monabass: 5:15pm On May 08
I blame CAN and the disunity among the christians in Nigeria.
Even with the Christian killings going on in the north, the southern christians will still go to church with AC on Sunday
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Erases His Fingerprint After Using The Gym (Video) by monabass: 7:12pm On May 07
Madmohamed1:
UntiUntil we see tinubu in the gym
😂😂
You want the mandate to collapse. How will his supporters stand??
Crime › Re: Bandits Abandon Large Cache Of Arms, Ammunition After Sighting Police In Taraba by monabass: 8:57pm On Apr 28
Jakarta:
How do these guys acquire all these weapons? I strongly suspect our security agencies are complicit.
Be patient and watch till the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-KjBxw-f6o&t=297s&pp=2AGpApACAQ%3D%3D
Politics › Re: Bandits Flog Kidnapped Victims In Kabba-Bunu, Kogi State (Video, Photos) by monabass: 9:48pm On Apr 27
ORIGENAL:
What an insults and a slap to Tinubu Government
it is not actually an insult to him because he is shameless.
It is the nature of a pig to swim in mud
Politics › Re: 2027: No Muslim Candidates, No Vote Across Yorubaland - MURIC by monabass: 10:15pm On Apr 13
Religion of piss
Crime › Re: Boko Haram Kills Colonel I.A. Muhammad, 6 Other Soldiers In Monguno Borno Ambush by monabass: 6:36pm On Apr 13
Their chief will still come out to say that terrorist killers are their sons
Career › Re: Tattooed Lady Says She Can’t Get A Job Because Of Her Appearance (Photo) by monabass: 1:36pm On Apr 07
lumiaro:
Honestly, employers should focus more on what a person can do rather than just appearance. First impressions matter, but skills and attitude should count more in the long run.
if you are presented with this “qualified “ candidate and another equally qualified candidate without a tattoo, who would you hire?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Ibiyeomie Storms UNIPORT In Tesla Cybertruck (video) by monabass: 2:20pm On Mar 29
ecomallchemistt:
Jesus Christ wey use donkey 🫏🫏 preach gospel no sabi wetin e Dey do abi , e reach your turn… you mount #CyberTruck with security personnel.


This one na real matters.


#OldWarriDifferentTimeZones
if to say cybertruck dey during Jesus time, Jesus for use am
Education › Re: Jss 2A After Retrieving Their Stolen Desk In Jss 2D (picture) by monabass: 7:30pm On Mar 26
Jakarta:
Lol my dad made a very heavy one for me then, my name boldly written on it. If you want to join me in my sit you must bring kulikuli or dankuya, though I preferred kulikuli.

Later changed to a school that had morning session 7AM - 12PM, afternoon session 12PM-5PM. Morning session go dirty school like say tomorrow no dey, we afternoon session reciprocated the gesture in 10 fold. Fun childhood memories.
LOL… na security guards the school dey produce ni?
He schedule be like shift work
Celebrities › Re: Femi Otedola Rides A Bike In Singapore (video) by monabass: 6:23pm On Mar 26
But uses siren in Nigeria
Health › Re: Couple Raise Alarm After Buying Fake Hollandia Yoghurt Drink (photos/video) by monabass: 10:27pm On Jan 11
BodePolScience:
Actually, there's an increase of counterfeit items in the market. One wonder what's the work of agencies like SON, NAFDAC, FCCPC... All of them are just eating from the national cake with nothing to show for it. Evils like this will continue to persist when the perpetrators believe they could go scot free due to the ineptitude and negligence of those yeye government agencies. I had an experience that made me to stop buying bottled malt. I only buy can malt now.
Did you see a used condom in a bottled malt drink?
Politics › Re: Fully Armed Bandits Dressed As Soldiers Attend A Wedding In Zamfara by monabass: 10:01pm On Nov 22, 2025
So this can happen but MNK is jailed
Politics › Re: Uncontrolled Migration Top Security Threats In Southwest Says Gbenga Daniel by monabass: 9:40pm On Nov 22, 2025
JoeEeL:
See when they are waking up.

So they have been blind since all these years?

I dont know if all these so called Yoruba leaders are smoking. Careless people!
No mind them. When it was happening in the north they didn’t care
Politics › Re: Franc Utoo, Ex-benue Governor’s Aide, Makes Shocking Claim About Fulani Attacker by monabass: 9:35pm On Nov 22, 2025
VOsimhen144:
AK-47 is N560,000
A Pack of 1,000 bullets is N150,000
Gun licence at Eleweeran is N55,000

A word is enough for the wise, No be everything I go dey tell una.
Who fit run this thing?
Where can one purchase and process the license
Politics › Re: Nigerian Senator Vs Minister: Who Is Higher? by monabass: 11:16pm On Aug 17, 2023
All criminals walahi🤣
ISLAMBAD:
A minister, especially the one with a good portfolio

Minister heads a ministry..

They steal through inflated costs of projects..

A senator is just there depending only on his income ..

As a minister, if 200Billion is allocated to your ministry annually, there is chances you will corner 50 billion then use the rest to work..

But a senator depends on their 36 million naira monthly salary and 1.2 billion naira annual constituency allowance..

Unless if you are a Senate President..

Infact all of them are criminals!! undecided
Music/Radio › Re: Northern Muslims Tear Infinix Billboard With Davido's Face by monabass: 8:16pm On Jul 28, 2023
Na the same people go dey road dey beg
BoldBrainz:
Davido owes no one an apology. Whoever is pained can go and die! I'm even disappointed in him for taking down the video. Someone like Timaya would have released a follow-up song abusing the unfortunate religious bastards.. huh

Nigeria is a secular country and people like you enable nonsense with your misplaced sentiments.

Northern muslims are extremely stupid! Impoverished set of illiterates with animalistic tendencies!
Music/Radio › Re: Northern Muslims Tear Infinix Billboard With Davido's Face by monabass: 8:15pm On Jul 28, 2023
Who is in the govt that wantto punish them? Who do you think are the most corrupt in Nigeria?
EmeeNaka:
The government must punish all individuals involved in vandalism.
The only reason why people do something like this is because nobody has been punished in the past.
Romance › Re: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by monabass: 12:23am On Jul 27, 2023
nnamdizen:
When you get to understand that, anything relating to women in general is all about what a man can offer her and nothing else, then you will know where your priorities should be as a man.
Like me now, I dey only spend my money on things wey dey give me joy and very stingy with women right now. Woman no go chop my money for free for this life again. Tufiakwa!
Politics › Re: Army Knew About Southern Kaduna Attack But Did Nothing - Residents by monabass: 2:43pm On Apr 30, 2023
Shey una dey look for party wey get structure. Defend yourself o because some people somewhere have a different opinion of Nigeria from yours.
Crime › Re: Easycash Loan App New Strategies by monabass: 4:35am On Mar 22, 2023
Mach16:
You're already wasting too much time. I had a similar experience with aje loan some months back and after series of back and forth, I was asked to return the original amount sent to me. I also had a similar experience with easy cash just last week. Funny enough on both occasions these apps weren't even installed on my phone. As for easy cash, after searching for a contact number to no avail, I simply installed the app and sent back the exact same amount I was credited to the account on the app. It's a pathetic situation we've found ourselves in this country
How did you contact them to resolve the issue? They don't have a phone number and the email address on their app isn't working
Romance › Re: What Is Stopping You From Getting Married by monabass: 8:48pm On Mar 03, 2023
Iam yet to locate her
Romance › Re: Funniest Breakup by monabass: 10:47am On Feb 26, 2023
Una weldone. So who else is in view? Get hooked and move.
Romance › Re: Why Is It So Hard To Find My Wife/soul Mate? by monabass: 9:07pm On Feb 24, 2023
babra19:
I might be your missing rib!!
hawwhn... op give it a try. Na God know why you start this thread
Romance › Re: Why Is It So Hard To Find My Wife/soul Mate? by monabass: 9:05pm On Feb 24, 2023
Divija:
Probably Because most of us ( wife materials 1000 yards🤪🤪)are introvert who stays indoor 24/7… nobi our fault… na papa God run am for us like that… your soulmate fit dey inside dey pray make she find you
some kind hidden sense dey here. Abeg make they introvert into nairaland. We plenty wey dey search
Crime › Re: Soldiers Warn Hoodlums Planning To Steal Ballot Boxes On Election Day (Video) by monabass: 8:42pm On Feb 24, 2023
Hahaha... these boys just remind me of nysc camp

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