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PeaceJohn:
A Female Tutor is needed to teach an adult how to read and write.
Location: Lekki phase 1
Schedule: 3x a week
Salary: 30k

Interested persons should text 08106450944(WhatsApp only)

Adult Education for 30K?...SLAVERY

Okay

Na today.

No be "Ejo" and "Emabinu".

E no dey hard una.

Yet someone on this Nairaland said food is not the problem of those in USA. He said $100 can be enough for feeding for a single person monthly in USA. Na why e dey easy for person to add weight in USA becos food no be una problem.

My uncle who has lived in USA also told me that chicken over there is just 5 dollars.

He came back recently and keeps telling me "I want to eat chicken and chips".
Uncle, no chicken and chips in my area biko.
"Don't u have Macdonalds"? He asked me again.
In my mind, "do we even have Macdonalds in Nigeria"?

I was now like what is chips? Is it not fried yam? Baba said No. It's Potato. I then said "ehn now, let me go and buy potato and fry it. That is chips. Then buy 1kilo of chicken and fry it too. There u have it "Home made chicken and chips"

Baba said No. He wants Mac-donalds

I'm waiting for him to go back to USA biko. Nobody should stress me. There is no cash.

Are u not the one that sent me a message this morning for medication for Chlamydia?

This must be a movie

Yest Sickle Cell Disease Patients Are Getting Cured Daily and their Genotype are getting converted from SS to AA.

But the truth is so many married women are also tired of their husbands body but they can't say. They are just enduring the marriage.

The funny thing is even you that is typing rubbish here, your wife might be lusting for something else outside.

My boss is a Therapist who trained in America. She came back and started her Skincare Clinic here in Nigeria. She does Breast Enlargement and Buttocks Enlargement.

She can help your wife so ur marriage can work.

But the problem now is.

When she does the Buttocks Enlargement, other Men may not let your wife rest o.

So think wisely.

PoliteActivist:
Not true dear. The more you live, the closer you are to dying. Suspended animation can avoid that

I don't think so darling.

As we live, we age. But alot who are living a healthy lifestyle by not "engaging in habits that are Suicide mission" are aging gracefully daily. What I mean by aging gracefully is you are 40yrs old but still look 30yrs.

Meanwhile most of these suicide missioners will be 40yrs and be looking like 55yrs because their cells, organs and tissues are dying daily due to these habits.

Go to the hospital and see young smokers and drunkards in their 20's and 30's diagnosed with Lungs Cancers, Lung Problem and Liver Cirrhosis due to smoking and drinking.

I'm a Plant Stem Cell Therapist. So I know what I'm saying.

I rest my case.

PoliteActivist:
But living is killing you slowly too, and is therefore a sin. The only non-sin is to go into suspended animation!

Living on its own is not killing anyone dear but when you are deliberately engaging in something that is killing your living, that is a SUICIDE mission.

Smoking damages the Organs especially the Lungs.

I don't think it is a sign because nowhere was it written in the bible categorically that "Smoking is a Sin".

Smoking is just a bad habit that is a KILLER.

Same with drinking.

So if you are engaging in something that is killing you softly, to me that's SUICIDE and Suicide is a sin beyond redemption.