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HealthRe: Blood Donors Urgently Needed by Monaboo(m): 7:24am On Feb 20, 2023
Your mum does not need blood transfusion.

What ur mum needs is a pack of this product.

Even her doctor will shock at the increase in her Red Blood Cells and would wonder at the build up of Hemoglobin in her blood.

You can DM me to send it to u.

You will thank me.

BusinessRe: First Bank Is Receiving Old ₦‎500 And ₦‎1,000 Notes Nationwide (Photos) by Monaboo(m): 4:17pm On Feb 17, 2023
I have 500 Naira Notes and 1000 Naira Notes
Transporters stopped collecting them today.
Yesterday, the woman I bought egg and oil from refused my old notes. I had to do transfer.
I pray all this ends because there were riots in most places in Lagos this morning.
We all need to pray for peace in Nigeria because all these are happening at the wrongest times.

Anyways, join me and celebrate GOD this afternoon o. One of my patient, a small boy who was born SICKLE CELL (SS) has been been Healed and he has changed from SS to AA. Laboratory tests have confirmed it. The father just called now. They are all screaming. Their Neighbors have turned his home to a crusade ground.
I'm glad I was able to change that little boys life for good forever.

Glory to GOD.
CelebritiesRe: Bruce Willis Has Dementia, Family Announces by Monaboo(m): 3:28am On Feb 17, 2023
And they are here announcing it?

Instead of them to rush and buy this Drug so that he can HEAL fast and go back to Acting and living his normal life, they are happy.

Bruce Willis should get ready for series of drugs from all these his American doctor's.
Drugs that don't work. All are management therapies and not Curative therapies.
Their drugs are to keep him coming back to the hospital for me re drugs for the rest of his life.

They will suck up his health insurance for life.

Sensitive family members of his should look for solution outside these American Health system because in his case, his Brain Cells are damaging with age.

They should buy this product immediately.

And it is very cheap. It is just 150 Dollars.

CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actress, Maureen Okpoko Goes Blind. by Monaboo(m): 10:36pm On Feb 14, 2023
Plant Stem Cell Therapy will HEAL both Cataract and Glaucoma Completely.

She would be on the therapy for 6 Months but she would see great improvement that will lead to her HEALING.

But the thing with all these celebrities is "My Doctor say....My Doctor say". Doctor wey no fit cure them yet will collect millions of naira from them and they will still go blind in the end.

Atleast, Plant Stem Cell Therapy works and heals both Glaucoma and Cataract, that is my joy.
PropertiesRe: Is 60M Naira Enough To Build A 20 Room Hotel And Event Hall? by Monaboo(m): 12:25pm On Feb 11, 2023
pimplucious:
I am looking at investing in hospitality business but I’m not sure if 60Million naira will be adequate to erect a 20 room hotel and event hall with a capacity of about 500 people max.

Cause of the paucity of funds, I’m looking to make it a single story building such that hotel will be on the ground floor while the top floor will hold the event hall.

Engineers in the house do you think this amount will be enough to achieve this? Pls let’s have your expert opinion on this. Thanks in advance.
Click this link now and Send a DM to the admin before you go and waste your money (a whole 60M) because of no proper guidance

https://m.facebook.com/lynesarchitecture/?ref=bookmarks
EducationRe: Who’s Familiar with Lagos School Of Nursing Igando by Monaboo(m): 12:19pm On Feb 11, 2023
SailorUgo:
My niece wants to do nursing and I’m going to be her sponsor.
Please who’s familiar with Lagos school of Nursing Igando?
The school fees, how the classes are like because I’m looking at if it’s possible for her to keep her weekend job to cater for her transportation at the very least.

In fact I’ll appreciate any information I can get here.
And also if not school of nursing at Igando, where else can she get better education?
I see there’re other nursing schools in Lagos.
What are the career opportunities too?

I’ll greatly appreciate any advice and input.
Thank you
School Of Nursing Igando

School Fees:
N300K (Hostel Accommodation Inclusive)

Acceptance Fee:
N50K

Total :
N350K.

Duration:
5 Years.

After Graduation:
HND in Nursing, Registered Nurse Certificate, Registered Midwife Certificate, Registered Public Health Nurse Certificate.
CrimeRe: I Got Into A Messy Fight This Morning Going For An Interview by Monaboo(m): 12:01pm On Feb 11, 2023
essienisrael5:
The op is too unintelligent for my liking. Very naive.
Exactly
CrimeRe: I Got Into A Messy Fight This Morning Going For An Interview by Monaboo(m): 11:49am On Feb 11, 2023
einsteine:
Plenty unnecessary story in your post. The 100 naira notes were not redesigned so no dispute about their validity. No banker would give you old notes of 200, 500 and 1k denomination
You missed the point.

We are talking about old note and new note.

There is no cash in circulation. This is not the time to be choosing so u take what u can get regardless.

I could have told the Bank Manager that I don't want 100 Nairas. I wanted 1000 or 500. When she refuses, then I jump over her table and tear her bra.

I come in peace
CrimeRe: I Got Into A Messy Fight This Morning Going For An Interview by Monaboo(m): 11:19am On Feb 11, 2023
This are critical times.
This is not the time to be choosing money as there is scarcity of money.

Yesterday I went to Access bank to withdraw via ATM. NO cash. Went to the Banking Hall to use withdrawal slip. They said no cash.

I then told them I want to speak with the Branch Manager cos I want to withdraw all my money.

When I met her. I told her I want to withdraw all my money.

She said no cash. I then told her I needed cash badly. The she asked me how much I wanted to withdraw. I then told her 5k. Next thing she said was

"Will you manage 100...100 Naira Note of that amount. I quickly said Yes. At this point, they had refused people from entering the Banking hall. This was around 1pm oo. People were outside angry.

Madam went into her office and brought out OLD Notes of 100 Naira. She even said I should give her time to select the clean ones and give me. She counted about 50 pieces of old N100 Note and gave me.

I collected it. Went outside the bank. Saw crowd. Past them and moved.

I used the money to enter buses and buy foodstuffs yesterday.

Moral lesson
Even Bankers are giving out Old notes to people. Nobody is rejecting old money at this time. Infact old money now is like new money at this time. Anyone who rejects old money at this time will die of chronic hunger.

I come in peace.
Christianity EtcRe: I Cannot Be With A Man. I Am Half-human & Snake & Have A Spiritual Husband (Vid) by Monaboo(m):
I remember in 2015 when I wanted to join one choir department like that because by the special grace of God, I can Sing.

They had this Choirmaster who was loved by all in the church including the pastor. The pastor loved him so well. I started by joining the Youth choir as an entry process to fully be admitted in to the main church choir.

Right there in the Youth choir, he realised I could sing well and I had a sweet voice because other members kept saying so. Then he started acting funny. He would make sure I don't feature in songs I was given. To backup sef na Wahala. I was already frustrated within the first few weeks.

So I started praying for God's direction. I told God to reveal the choir to me because I didn't want to go through the whole attacks and battles I went through in my former choir.

I told God to REVEAL THE CHOIR DEPARTMENT and for me to know if it is his will for me to join them.

After that praying, one night I slept. The next thing I knew. I heard a knock on my kitchen door. I went and opened the door. When I opened the door, I saw my choir master. Half of his body was him from his chest upwards while from his stomach down was the body of a big SNAKE.

He was HALF HUMAN AND HALF SNAKE. The snake part of him was very big.

I was so shocked. I could see from his chest upwards to his head and from his stomach down was the body of a very very big snake. The snake part for him was coloured green with shining crystals round it.

I became so scared. He came to my house to attack me. I quickly ran to my backyard. In my backyard, we have a small store. I went there and took a big stick (those long sticks they use to turn party rice). I took the stick and started pursuing him round my compound. I hit him on his snake body but it was too hard. It was as if his snake body was made of hard concrete.

I pursued him trying to kill him until he flew over my fence and went out of my house.
Then I woke up.

I woke up panting because I had been running. So it was a dream. So Brother James (not real name) is a snake? I said to myself.

Throughout that day I was so sacred. I got up and started praying hard. I thanked God for the revelation and said to myself I will not join that choir because this is a big sign.

Anytime I go to church, I try to avoid him. I stopped featuring in the choir. He continued singing in the church. The members of the church loved him. The pastor loved him. Infact everyone did. It was like charm. But I didn't.

So one-day I asked myself "why can't our Pastor see that this man is a snake? Why can't this Pastor get revelation about this Choirmaster? Is this Pastor spiritually blind?" I asked myself. I then concluded that my Pastor was not as strong as I thought he was because he wasn't able to see the spiritual.

I told someone about the revelation because she kept on insisting I should go back to the choir which I refused due to what I saw.

According to me, if I join that choir with that man, it will be a battle. He will want to use his power to surpress and oppress me. I will be there and just be in the background. I will be fighting spiritual battles I don't know where they are from. I may not even hold mic for one month because of him. Believe me, I have gone through this before in my former choir.

And the person said "God has a reason for revealing it to you and not the Pastor". The person went further to say that "God revealed it to me because he wants me to do something about it".

So I started my prayers again. This time, I told God to remove him completely from the choir so that I can join and sing because he is a snake.

I prayed the prayer for about 3 months back to back.

One day, someone sent me a whatsapp message saying
"Brother James (that is the choirmaster but not his real name) is no longer the choir master. The Pastor has stripped him off the Title. The Pastor also told him to step down from the Choir completely".


Immediately I read this, I couldn't believe it. God had finally answered my prayers. I did further investigation and it was true. What he did is still not clear till date. I heard he even took the elders of the church to beg the Pastor but the Pastor refused and told him to go. What he did most have angered the Pastor that much for my Pastor to take such stand but really who cares? God had answered my prayers.

The choir master left the choir and left the church completely.

After he left the church, I joined the choir and started singing for GOD.

That was how God used me to fight that spiritual battle in his vineyard.

Glory TO GOD.

Where am I going with this story.

Things are happening. Some people are not whom you think they are. The bible says for we wrestle not against flesh and blood but against principalities, powers, rulers or darkness in high places".

Nothing is Ordinary in this world. That boy or girl you admire may not be ordinary. Most are spirits. Most are Human-Snakes. Most are disguised and they come to church. They are in your neighborhood. They are living in your house. They are in your Choir department. They are in your place of work. They are in the buses you enter. They are in the market (oh...let me not even go there). You need to be prayerful so God can reveal them to you. You need t be prayerful so that God can guide your steps. Some people have married snakes as husbands. Some people have married snakes as wives. Some people have made snakes their best friends. Some have had sex with Human-Snakes and their destines ate already destroyed. It is well.

May God protect and save you. The only way to be protected is to be prayerful and God will always plant His wall of fire around you.

I hope my story has encouraged you to pray to GOD.

RomanceRe: My (AS) Genotype. A Major Hindrance In Getting Married On Time. by Monaboo(m): 7:38pm On Feb 06, 2023
Yet people are getting CURED of Sickle Cell everyday.

That is what most people would no tell you.

I have seen about 5 people with Sickle Cell Disease (SS) who got HEALED Completely of Sickle Cell Disease and their Genotype changed to AA. They are AA now.

One was a woman who was AS. In her 40's. She couldn't marry due to get AS genotype. She is now AA.

Another was a little baby of 2 years who was SC. She is now AA. Her mother nearly fainted when she saw the result.

Another was 2 siblings. One 18yrs. The other 8 yrs. She their age gap. The parents got married and both AS hoping not to give birth to SS. The first one came. It was SS. They refused to give birth again until after 10 years due to fear.

After 10yrs, the second one came. Another SS.

But today, those siblings are now AA.

If u tell people, they won't believe that's why even those that have been cured of SS and are now AA don't tell anyone anymore becos people won't believe. I have also stopped telling people too.

Though all these Sickle Cell Disease Patients took something that Healed them all and they took it for a long time. Glad it worked for them. No Surgeries Required atall.

Nigerians should wake up. This is 2023. 95% of the sickness you battle today have CURES but ur wicked government both home and abroad hide it from you so they can keep making money of you all.

Ask those in America, any small sickness u have, they would just pack loads of drugs for you to take for life. Do u know how much the Government both here in Nigeria, UK and USA are making from the Health industry both hospitals and pharmaceuticals?

Even HIV has cure. I have seen someone who was positive for years but now is negative. And the person got the healing here in Nigeria o.

It is well jare. Let me stop here.

My advice. Be open minded and keep praying to GOD.
TV/MoviesRe: Linda Ikeji With Cast Of Dark October At The Movie’s Premiere by Monaboo(m): 4:12pm On Feb 03, 2023
Tomorrow those that killed those innocent boys will be asking why their lives are upside down.

They won't know they are paying for their evils

So many people today paying for their evils in one way or the other.
BusinessRe: Man Slumps & Dies At Bank In Delta After Waiting Several Hours To Withdraw Cash by Monaboo(m): 4:03pm On Feb 03, 2023
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