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PoliticsRe: Released 21 Chibok Girls Reunite With Their Parents, See Emotional Photos by Monday5(m): 7:11pm On Oct 16, 2016
Where is the Bring Back Girl Group, why we dey hear anything from them again na?
PoliticsBring . Back . Our . Child . Group. by Monday5(op): 10:21am On Oct 16, 2016
21 Chibok girls were freed but no comment whatsoever from the group! I am beginning to think they were demostrating just to fill their pockets.
PoliticsReuben Abati; The Story Of A Confused And Stranded Somebody. by Monday5(op): 12:11pm On Oct 15, 2016
The most senseless and stupid write up by this Reuben,... Any ineptitute from any government is as result of cluelessness. Pront fage strait! Where is Lala?
PoliticsRe: Classic 1974 Cartoon That Shows Nigeria Has Not 'changed' by Monday5(m): 5:25am On Oct 12, 2016
PassingShot:
Democracy is not suitable for Africa. It has made things worse, much worse.

There are many countries doing very great without democracy. Why must we practice what is alien to us? See what the most expensive form of government has done to our dear nation! Corruption, division, hatred, bigotry, deceit, killing and maiming all because of political positions.

Na God go punish the colonial masters. Dem for leave us to our varous traditional monarchical systems. We will have found our ways to greatness naturally.
. You don't know what you're saying. Those guys saved us!
PoliticsRe: Justice Ademola Arrested For Granting Kanu Bail –IPOB by Monday5(m): 8:07pm On Oct 11, 2016
omofunaab:
Lol, which one is Yoruba Muslims again
I tire ooo
PoliticsRe: Judges Boycott Courts In Abuja To Protest Arrest Of Colleagues by Monday5(m): 3:46pm On Oct 11, 2016
Will you people shut up and lemme talk?
EducationRe: Who Remembers When This Was A Criteria For Entry To Primary School? by Monday5(m): 3:12pm On Oct 09, 2016
superfelix:
cheesy stone age
Not stone age na dumb age! We're now in mad age
RomanceRe: Girl Reveals How She Finally Stopped Masturbating After 20 Years by Monday5(m): 12:17pm On Oct 08, 2016
Calismart:
After 20years?
Why then did u stop? undecided
Are you from the moon, or you no dey hear english?
RomanceRe: Guys, Beware Of These 5 Types Of Ladies And Never Sleep With Them by Monday5(op): 3:51am On Oct 08, 2016
In most cases, these girls have sex only when they are drunk. It’s the riskiest intercourse you can have.
4. Insecure
This first type can easily agree to have sex. However, once they do, they get so attached to you. Unless you have the intention to marry the woman, do not sleep with her.
Breaking up with such a girl might be very troublesome. Her self-esteem is low. He painfully takes any measure of rejection.
So, if you do not enjoy hysterics, stay away from such ladies.
5. Unprotected sex lover
You may care nothing for her health or safety, but you surely care for yours. So, if she mentions a willingness to have it, think twice!
If you do not want complications in your life, avoid such girls. Now you know a list of 5 types to stay away from.
RomanceGuys, Beware Of These 5 Types Of Ladies And Never Sleep With Them by Monday5(op): 3:43am On Oct 08, 2016
You meet a girl, and she is willing to sleep with you. Are there any reasons not to do it? Well, guys, these are the 5 types of women you better avoid havingsex with. And here is why!
If you meet these five types of girls, do not sleep with them:
1. Users
These girls exchange sex for money, gifts, fancy restaurants, shopping trips, etc. Well, it might be a good trait, if all you want from her is sex.
So, if that’s how you view her, go for it, but be prepared to pay! And do not complain that money is all she is after. That’s true!
2. A busy girl
She is never single. There is no time between the guys she has. She breaks up with one and the next day gets another.
Here is what a psychologist says about such people:
“Those who are always in relationships have no sense of who they are as an individual. They easily become co-dependent.”
3. Party girl
She is never sober. She jumps from one man to another. You risk catching an STD from such a lady or getting yourself in trouble over her.
Jokes EtcThat Moment When Your Maths Teacher Calls You To Solve A Question On The Board. by Monday5(op): 9:34pm On Oct 06, 2016
Recalling that moment in a mathematics class back then in school. Some of us who are not that brilliant know where to hide ourselves in the crowdy class. And your # heartwant to jump out tru your # mouthyou heard the math teacher saying "somebody is going to answer this question on the board for us" while you were copying wettin you no understand. And he called your name almost immediately! "Kai! My fada! Wettin carry me come school today ooo". And then you will looking at what you solved as if you want it to talk to you! Lolz OLODO no good. But Still, some of us don make money pass those sabi sabi boys! Feel free to drop yours.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: 10 Powerful Words That Will Get You A Job by Monday5(m): 7:46am On Oct 06, 2016
adonismuller:
do all these without connection, nothing for you....you must know someone who knows someone
...that knows someone. Na now e complit. grin
CelebritiesRe: Anita Joseph: I Will Not Masturbate, But My Fans Can Masturbate (Video) by Monday5(m): 8:11pm On Oct 05, 2016
Chiscomax:
Nigeria and Gomorrah

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Uba/relationship Manager by Monday5(op): 1:57pm On Oct 04, 2016
That makes sense. Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesUba/relationship Manager by Monday5(op):
I got a message from UBA which reads "this is your relationship manager...." I can't figure out what this message is all about. Pls any idea from anyone?
PoliticsRe: Government's Wrong Policy Choices Caused This Recession - Pat Utomi by Monday5(m): 1:49pm On Sep 19, 2016
WHO ASK YOU?
Jobs/VacanciesNigerian Railway Corperation by Monday5(op): 9:19am On Sep 17, 2016
Nigerian Railway Corporation (NRC). which e-mail can one send application to apart from nrc.recruit@nrc.gov.ng
Jobs/VacanciesFortune Careers Limited. by Monday5(op): 10:39am On Sep 15, 2016
Who else receives invitation for a career talk from this people located at Ikorodu Lagos? What is the career talk all about?
Jokes EtcRe: Drama In LAGOS As DANFO Conductor Mistakely Shouts London!!! Instead Of OSHODI. by Monday5(op): 10:58pm On Sep 14, 2016
Mockinbird:
It obvious you know nothing bout Lagos.
1. That bus is a molue not a danfo.
2. The bus is right at Oshodi, it can NEVER pass thru berger.
3. Oshodi and London are incoherent.
Poor joke.
THUMPS UP. I like your criticism, I'll watch out for those errors next time.
Jokes EtcRe: Drama In LAGOS As DANFO Conductor Mistakely Shouts London!!! Instead Of OSHODI. by Monday5(op): 10:52pm On Sep 14, 2016
There is no such word like 'stupidness'. Which village secondary school did you go? Correct yourself!...pity ur stupidness[/quote]

Jokes EtcDrama In LAGOS As DANFO Conductor Mistakely Shouts London!!! Instead Of OSHODI. by Monday5(op): 9:13pm On Sep 14, 2016
A Danfo conductor mistakenly call London instead of Oshodi at beger Lagos.
C wat happened.
Nigerians y?

Jokes EtcDrama In LAGOS As DANFO Conductor Mistakely Shouts London!!! Instead Of OSHODI. by Monday5(op): 9:02pm On Sep 14, 2016
A Danfo conductor mistakenly call London instead of Oshodi at beger Lagos.
C wat happened.
Nigerians y?
PoliticsRe: Why Nigeria's Economy Is In Recession – Lai mohammed by Monday5(m): 7:59pm On Sep 13, 2016
This man does not understand simple english: don't tell us why we are in recession, your collective job is to bring us out of recession. Liar!!!
SportsWhere Is The Defending Premier League Champions? by Monday5(op): 7:32pm On Sep 13, 2016
The game is hot! shocked
HealthRe: Men Should Not Eat Okro Because Of This by Monday5(m): 6:06pm On Sep 13, 2016
Y u dey disturb yaself over this nonsense post.
jmoore:
But my Papa dey eat am, come give my Mama belle six times.

Moderation is the key word. Even cholesterol has its own benefits.

PoliticsRe: Chibok Girls’ Matter Is A Scam – Omatsola Williams, WOWICCN National President by Monday5(m): 9:58pm On Sep 09, 2016
They come dey act drama 4 us.
hefelove:
I never believed this chibok girls story o cos if we remembered when Sanusi and Jonathan stole that $20billion it was this chibok girls issue they use to buried the case o naxo that money just go laidat. Ever since den I got tired of this country. They know what they are doing!!!

If u all remembered very well after they accuse sanusi of the money they kan carry am go do Emir. When I saw it ehn chaiiiii Jonathan too kan dey bow for the man. he was like my guy u sabi runs jare. yet I love my country
PoliticsRe: Chibok Girls’ Matter Is A Scam – Omatsola Williams, WOWICCN National President by Monday5(m): 9:52pm On Sep 09, 2016
You too,..? Continue!
CrimeRe: Man Burnt To Death In Akwa Ibom After "Attempting To Snatch" A Motorcycle Photos by Monday5(m): 2:29pm On Sep 08, 2016
Which economy?
Calismart:
Angry mobs always taking laws into their own hands.

Well,its not the man's fault.
Its the economy

Jobs/VacanciesRe: NGC Nig Ltd Interview Invites by Monday5(m): 8:03am On Sep 08, 2016
Same thing happened to me. I was asked to leave immediately I asked the same question you asked.'
didiclaire:
NOBLE STEP NIGERIA LIMITED SENT TEXT TO UNSUSPECTED YOUTHS LAST WEEK SATURDAY FOR A JOB INTERVIEW, HOW THEY GOT OUR CONTACTS IS STILL A MISTERY, THEY KEPT OVER 50 YOUTHS IN A BOX CALLED A HALL THAT WAS JUST PAINTED ,THE SMELL OF THE PAINT CHOKING AND BEING VULNERABLE, WE ALL ENDURED IT, THEY WERE SO UNORGANIZED AND PROUD AS IF THEY GOT ALL THE JOBS.

AFTER ONE HOUR OF DELAY, THEY BROUGHT ONE GIRL TO CONDUCT EXAMS FOR ALL, SHE SPOKE AS IF WE ARE KIDS THAT WANTS TO EAT AND WITHOUT THAT EXAM WE WONT EAT, THE FOOD TO EAT SHE NEVER TOLD US (JOB).

WHEN QUESTIONS WERE ASKED , ONE GUY CLAIMKING TO BE THERE MD DECIDED TO ASK ME OUT FOR TRYING TO KNOW WHY I WAS INVITED.

THIS KIND OF PEOPLE TRYING TO REAP OFF YOUNG IGNORANT PEOPLE SHOULD BE STOPPED. PLEASE PEOPLE LETS INVESTIGATE THESE GUYS AND EXPOSE ANY ACT OF FRAUD AND IF THEY ARE REAL, WE SUPPORT THEM.
PhonesRe: NCC Seals Nokia Office In Lekki, Lagos For Operating Without License by Monday5(m): 7:25am On Sep 08, 2016
Are you saying nokia and ericson have becom godfathers
naptu2:
Nokia and Ericsson still exist. They are no longer the biggest mobile phone makers in the world (they were in the 1990s), but they still make telecommunications equipment for major telecoms service providers. In fact, they are the biggest companies in the world in this segment of the market.
Christianity EtcRe: Girl Uses Her School Fees To Sow Seed Of Faith In Church by Monday5(m): 7:31pm On Sep 07, 2016
Easy bro. Don't insult God. Isn't your existence a mistery to you. The truth is the girl acted foolishly.
IhateYorubafool:
She is naturally and foolishly stupid

May God kill me any day i will give offering, tithe or sow a seed

C.Ronaldo, Messi, Dangote, Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, Floyd Mayweather doesn't pay tith or sow seeds, yet they're billionaires

Religion is a scam

She just made the pastor a millionaire

Like the stupid imaginary God will come down from heaven and collect the seed

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