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Celebrities / Re: Otedola's Daughter (Dj Cuppy) On Okada (Photo) by Moneyab(m): 8:40am On Aug 11, 2015
clintino700:
Make she roll d guy beta dice oh....
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Celebrities / Re: The Fabulous Life Of Kcee And How He Spends His Millions (Photos) by Moneyab(m): 11:11pm On Aug 10, 2015
chibwike:
Hope he is in good terms with God too
true talk....with all this bar there is a tendency to derail if care is not taken...
Politics / Re: Buhari Orders INEC, FRSC, NPC To Harmonise Biometric Data by Moneyab(m): 11:00pm On Aug 10, 2015
adrusa:
We are gradually becoming a country, not just a gathering of some fools.
cheesy oh dear...
Nairaland / General / Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Moneyab(m): 9:49pm On Aug 10, 2015
@wumiadeye....lol lol....electrician? my my my... grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Moneyab(m): 5:23pm On Aug 10, 2015
@wumiadeye..lgkm!
Nairaland / General / Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Moneyab(m): 4:18pm On Aug 10, 2015
some very hilarious stuff here. all you guys hiding in the ceiling back in your school days, una de try o. it didnt occur to you some reptile might be up there too?

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Politics / Re: What Happens To The 2015 Capital Projects Appropriation In D Absence Of Min by Moneyab(m): 9:42am On Aug 10, 2015
@superstar1----you said it all. very incisive. I love brilliant chaps like you. No homo o..
Nairaland / General / Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Moneyab(m): 9:33am On Aug 10, 2015
ElPhoche:
My own moment was back in the years, when I went to play keyboard for one ministry like that. As a person, I don't pay interest to such ministries, but since they were paying me for my service, who was I to complain. So when their pastor started preaching, as usual, I just slept off, only for me to see myself on the floor. Alas, I fell to the floor, and it was not anointing but sleep that brought me down.
....falls from mango tree. this cracked me up real good cheesy

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Politics / Re: Daughter Of Ex Chief-Of-Army-Staff, Minimah, Weds (Photos) by Moneyab(m): 8:42am On Aug 10, 2015
ifyalways:
Pretty!

The husband does not have that " soldier " looks.
He is a young lieutenant. Fresh in the Army.
Give him a few more years....he'll get properly hardened
Nairaland / General / Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Moneyab(m): 10:32pm On Aug 09, 2015
UnimkeAk:
This one happened last week;

Woke up, put on my jallabia (i no fit spell am' na wear I sabi) ontop of just my boxers.

Drove out as I was coming bk I stopped to gt stuff 4 breakfast from my regular customer (this babe ukwu no be here) gbam she was on a very wicked mini skirt as usual.(i tink she does this on purpose to sell market) naso she just carry her big yanch come dey rub me. B4 I could think junior started nodding o.
She started smiling, seeing the mischief she has caused.

I quickly paid and told her God will punish her; then I ran to the front and sat down on a bench.

See me, see my car on the road just 10 steps away; bt I couldn't stand up
This cracked me up big time bro.... grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Moneyab(m): 10:23pm On Aug 09, 2015
grin
Stelvin101:


LMFAO. hahahahahahaha, crush go kill person one day
Nairaland / General / Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Moneyab(m): 10:20pm On Aug 09, 2015
Back in the days when I was a student....went to a shop in front of my hostel to buy some stuff & while waiting for my change, I felt the urge to fart. I thought I would release the silent gas but instead Na the thunderous fart comot. Even me too dey embarrassed. The shop owner didn't notice but her little daughter of about 7,8 years heard it and exclaimed " mummy this uncle don mess!". Na so I. Strong face collect my change de waka jeje & I could hear the bewildered mummy behind me asking her daughter"wetin you say happen now?"
Me no fit look back o. I just quickened my steps sharp sharp.
For like a month I avoided the shop especially when ever I noticed the"silly" little girl

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Autos / Re: Toyota Camry by Moneyab(m): 6:06pm On Aug 09, 2015
Obafemijames:
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PRICE, INTERESTED BUYERS SHOULD PLEASE CONTACT OUR
MARKET ZONAL OFFICER CUSTOM (OLATUNDEWILLIAMS)
ON
(07069628239) E.G. Golf2, 3, 4, 5, from N200, 000-N400,
000. Toyota Camry big. daddy=N450,000. Honda accord baby
boy=N400, 000. ToyotaMatrix=N500, 000 Toyota
Prado=N600,000 Toyota. hiaceBus=N450,000 Toyota
Avalon=N 400,000. ToyotaCorolla=N400,000 Mazda=N
450,000 AND MANY OTHER VEHICLES OF UR CHOICE....THE PRICES OF EACH VEHICLE
IS NEGOTIABLE AND PICTURES WILL BE SENT TO YOU FOR
YOUR VIEWING INSPECTIONS ALSO ALLOWED....

NOTE: OTHER AUCTIONS ARE AVAILABLE SUCH AS,
POWER BIKES AND STUNT BIKES,
ELECTRONICS,
AIR CONDITIONERS,
FREEZERS AND FRIDGES, LAPTOPS,
MOBILE PHONES AND TABLETS,
BAGS OF RICE, SUGAR, SALT, BAGS OF CEMENT. etc. INCLUDING THE CUSTOM RECRUITMENT FORMS...


Very very suspicious...
Romance / Re: Nigeria Costom Auction Vehicles by Moneyab(m): 5:55pm On Aug 09, 2015
Nigeria"Costom"?....... grin
Bollocks
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole And His Beautiful Wife Iara In Zambia (Photo) by Moneyab(m): 5:46pm On Aug 09, 2015
INTROVERT:
Mrs Osho is very pretty. Is there a bun in the oven yet. grin
Funny you....he he he grin
Romance / Re: Playing With This Lady Bobbies All In The Name Of Autograph (photos) by Moneyab(m): 4:14pm On Aug 09, 2015
vizkiz:
these are finaly year students having their signing out ceremony...I signed on lots of booobs Too back then tongue
Abeg which school be dat make I rush go sign my own cheesy

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Politics / Re: The 3 Daughters Femi Olukayode Disowned (Photos) by Moneyab(m): 9:30pm On Aug 08, 2015
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kokoA:
Come to me girls. I will never disown you.
Politics / Re: Onyeka Onwenu Shuns Icpc’s Invitation To Explain N17m Bribe by Moneyab(m): 1:27pm On Aug 08, 2015
Chubhie:
Oga Jonah really beckoned to a lot of people to come and chop from an all inclusive government of his.

As if he won a lottery. Oga Jonah must have learnt some very hard lessons of life now. I wish to someday sit with him and tap from his wisdom of regrets.
Couldn't agree with you more

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Autos / Re: sold Honda Babyboy V6 399k sold by Moneyab(m): 10:50am On Aug 08, 2015
Any issues with this car....?
Religion / Re: Photo:mode Of Dressing Muslim, Christian And The Third Unknown by Moneyab(m): 10:08am On Aug 08, 2015
Aflikanus religion grin
Health / Re: NAFDAC Arrests Man Behind Distribution Of Fake De Rica Tomato by Moneyab(m): 10:00am On Aug 08, 2015
delishpot:
Thunder fire all these fake product sellers
I tell you. I don even dey view certain canned stuff in my kitchen with suspicion now sef...God help us

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Health / Re: NAFDAC Arrests Man Behind Distribution Of Fake De Rica Tomato by Moneyab(m): 9:58am On Aug 08, 2015
Ndigbo! Una de fall hand. What a shame. Especially the illiterate traders and business men. For them, any thing goes. Mind y all, I am Igbo.

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Politics / Re: I Will Bring Sahara Reporters Down - Barr Francis by Moneyab(m): 9:53am On Aug 08, 2015
Obiagelli:
You should start by telling us the number of the likes Sahara reporters out there in US and Australia.

BTW are you related to saraki?
Abeg helep me ask am o

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Celebrities / Re: It Should Be Illegal In Nigeria For A Woman To Look This Fine!!!!! Damn!!!! by Moneyab(m): 9:46am On Aug 08, 2015
Oahray:
She try small, but she isn't that pretty, just light-skinned. Almost fat too.

No worries. I go manage am like dat grin
Celebrities / Re: It Should Be Illegal In Nigeria For A Woman To Look This Fine!!!!! Damn!!!! by Moneyab(m): 9:45am On Aug 08, 2015
She sure is fine. Meanwhile who be dat Mgbeke in blue?
Politics / Re: Bishop Okonkwo: Men Of God Failed To Deliver Ex-President Jonathan From A Spell by Moneyab(m): 9:27am On Aug 08, 2015
lastmessenger:
i never seen a country so filled bunch of hypocrites like Nigeria.always talking about the last sixteen years of PdP reign as if Corruption Originted from PdP. iBB walking free and may probably be the president of Nigeria( since Nigerians love to recycle old fools) yet history recorded his reign as one of the most corrupt in the history of this country.
We are watching how the fight against corruption will go but for heavens sake lets not paint the good work Of Gej Black.

Lets put things in proper perspective. It's not as if we all hate GEJ for hating sake. We all over whelming clamoured for him after the maltreatment he got during the Yar Adua era. But he failed us. He squandered our good will and election time,we had to speak with our votes. Same thing applies to PMB. We are watching him in 3D. If he fails us after 4 years, we'll whip out our voters' card and.......

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