Vivipop:
Mine was the day my monthly visitor embarrassed me in a bus. The bus conductor didn't even help the situation as he was more interested in his stained seat. When i came down from the bus, the passengers were looking at me with so much pity that i wished i could disappear.

Bukiminaj:
Twas wen boo n i was avin sex,e introduced a new style by putin ma 2legs on his shoulda.twas xo painfl bin dat ma hornypot neva deep wela dn,i startd moanin louda opin e wud stop but e ddnt then d worst apund

honeypot startd makin a funny sound wit evy thrust.mehn i just close ma eyes,i wanda wat boo might b tnkin

i xo xo 8 dat day

peeparty:


you should have spoken in tongues jarey.

Allansmith:
back in Secondary School,I wasn.t doing well in my academics..Mum was flogging me and i ran out pants only and raced back in when i saw my neighbour i had a crush on.....

Margauxluv:

most guys mentions here is being emphasised.on som babe issue..
nawa



well in case u guys aiint aware

being broke s a huge embracement.

TimothyNkenu:
Mine was in high school.

There are usually weekly inspections and they start with the girls' hostels first.

That Saturday, they decided to start with the boys hostel and I was not ready so I hid in the ceiling.

I'm hearing a sound. "Lord, what am I hearing?" I asked God from my soul and before I got a reply ----

"Gbrroooaaaa" the ceiling don break and there came Nkenu dropping down.

peeparty:


lwtmb see bad pikin wey suppose the sleep.
daht aunty was getting high, she was just pretending.

I guess wen u we're going down der she was like"wetin this small pikin wan go touch sef."

taiwo05:
I was askt to pray opening prayer at Sunday sch..and people sees mi as an holy man even called me pastor and truly am a born again Christian.. I prayd two sentenced when I want to prayed the third then I begin to stammerer didn't no what to say, I keep quit for few seconds till I opened my mawt to pray finished...... was so embarrass in midst of many young fellow I felt a hit in my spirit....till now still feeling it

taiwo05:


funny u. thou I have d gift but I don't think it make sense..just ordinary Sunday sch opening prayer

peeparty:

na so u like wound?

Stelvin101:


LMFAO. hahahahahahaha, crush go kill person one day

djlaqua91:
Mine happened when I was in Jss 2. I went to swim @ ikoyi club, lagos with my family. I been dey form make I no swim as I b learner den and many oyibo and ajebo kids der dey throw stunts inside the pool. I come vex enta the shallow zone they form. Then the worst thing happened. My swimming trunk of all tins became loose and slipped from me without knowing. naso 1 oyibo gal tap me and pointed that my PANT they float go anoda side of the pool. I was so confused coz I couldn't swim that far to get it and also was nude. Everyone for the place dey laff me die even my mama. Choi

UnimkeAk:
This one happened last week;

Woke up, put on my jallabia (i no fit spell am' na wear I sabi) ontop of just my boxers.

Drove out as I was coming bk I stopped to gt stuff 4 breakfast from my regular customer (this babe ukwu no be here) gbam she was on a very wicked mini skirt as usual.(i tink she does this on purpose to sell market) naso she just carry her big yanch come dey rub me. B4 I could think junior started nodding o.
She started smiling, seeing the mischief she has caused.

I quickly paid and told her God will punish her; then I ran to the front and sat down on a bench.

See me, see my car on the road just 10 steps away; bt I couldn't stand up

Moneyab:
Back in the days when I was a student....went to a shop in front of my hostel to buy some stuff & while waiting for my change, I felt the urge to fart. I thought I would release the silent gas but instead Na the thunderous fart comot. Even me too dey embarrassed. The shop owner didn't notice but her little daughter of about 7,8 years heard it and exclaimed " mummy this uncle don mess!". Na so I. Strong face collect my change de waka jeje & I could hear the bewildered mummy behind me asking her daughter"wetin you say happen now?"
Me no fit look back o. I just quickened my steps sharp sharp.
For like a month I avoided the shop especially when ever I noticed the"silly" little girl

themonk:

as in eh, seems u are broke

MzzTega:
The day i fell down in class tryna escape from a mate and my dress went up to expose....

UnimkeAk:
This one happened last week;

Woke up, put on my jallabia (i no fit spell am' na wear I sabi) ontop of just my boxers.

Drove out as I was coming bk I stopped to gt stuff 4 breakfast from my regular customer (this babe ukwu no be here) gbam she was on a very wicked mini skirt as usual.(i tink she does this on purpose to sell market) naso she just carry her big yanch come dey rub me. B4 I could think junior started nodding o.
She started smiling, seeing the mischief she has caused.

I quickly paid and told her God will punish her; then I ran to the front and sat down on a bench.

See me, see my car on the road just 10 steps away; bt I couldn't stand up

TimothyNkenu:
Mine was in high school.

There are usually weekly inspections and they start with the girls' hostels first.

That Saturday, they decided to start with the boys hostel and I was not ready so I hid in the ceiling.

I'm hearing a sound. "Lord, what am I hearing?" I asked God from my soul and before I got a reply ----

"Gbrroooaaaa" the ceiling don break and there came Nkenu dropping down.

BabyDaddy20:
The day i was fucckking a girl & she shitt on my bed.

TimothyNkenu:
Mine was in high school.

There are usually weekly inspections and they start with the girls' hostels first.

That Saturday, they decided to start with the boys hostel and I was not ready so I hid in the ceiling.

I'm hearing a sound. "Lord, what am I hearing?" I asked God from my soul and before I got a reply ----

"Gbrroooaaaa" the ceiling don break and there came Nkenu dropping down.

Paschal001:
. E be like say this lady F is as jobless as I am

TimothyNkenu:
Mine was in high school.

There are usually weekly inspections and they start with the girls' hostels first.

That Saturday, they decided to start with the boys hostel and I was not ready so I hid in the ceiling.

I'm hearing a sound. "Lord, what am I hearing?" I asked God from my soul and before I got a reply ----

"Gbrroooaaaa" the ceiling don break and there came Nkenu dropping down.