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HealthRe: Man Commits Suicide By Drinking Bleach In Surulere by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:57pm On Jul 23, 2020
Adedotguy:
Where people dey hospital to try to stay alive.

When people dey street they find just a meal to survive and keep the hope alive.

Even Beggers for street no fear shame. To keep hope alive.


What do I know sha?

I don't know what he went through.

Jovial people are also suicidal

People are keeping the hope and some people are losing hopes.

But one thing is sure.

Nigeria failed you

You failed yourself and the faith and hope of your family have on you.

Rest in peace
ordinary welfare our country doesn't have
HealthRe: Man Commits Suicide By Drinking Bleach In Surulere by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:56pm On Jul 23, 2020
Think9ja:
The truth is that all these poisonous liquid substances are always put in a very sexy container.

See sniper for example, isn't that bottle sexy?

If you are a farmer, you'll agree with me that the container of those pesticides and herbicides are always sexy. I also get tempted by the demons in me to gulp one shot of the cover whenever I grab it.

RIP to him though.
Mistakenly got methylated spirit in my mouth.was in water bottle and didn't know. Immediately it touched my lips , I ran to sink and spat it out . Has stomach ache for a week
FashionRe: Different Types Of Barbers You Will See In Nigeria - Memes Collection by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:56am On Jul 22, 2020
Mkayfrenzy:
This is so damn funny....na free cut bro, so what do you expect
I dey laugh tire. Don't know how I would be able to focus at work tomorrow
FashionRe: Different Types Of Barbers You Will See In Nigeria - Memes Collection by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:54am On Jul 22, 2020
mrkings84:
My brother, something dey purge. As it stands, I can't submit my head for that guy to Barb even if am on sick bed.....
he made you ReSemBle a baby VUlture lOl
FashionRe: Different Types Of Barbers You Will See In Nigeria - Memes Collection by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:43am On Jul 22, 2020
Biodun1929:
Hahahahaha!!!! This guy you made me laugh till I started crying. Lol! Sorry bro. This reminds me of one of my friends I took to my favorite barber in my area. The barber wanted to impress my friend and ended up sending him to the hospital after spending like 2 hours barbing his head and giving him cuts all over. I didn't see my friend for a week. Lol
Omg hehehehehehehehe PoorHim
FashionRe: Different Types Of Barbers You Will See In Nigeria - Memes Collection by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:37am On Jul 22, 2020
armadeo:
No 14.


One guy in my area his shop was everything that year.

Video club, recharge card, bet naija, phone accessories. You name it he has done it.
he had tony tetuila posters, abi?
FashionRe: Different Types Of Barbers You Will See In Nigeria - Memes Collection by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:36am On Jul 22, 2020
jumper524:
U forgot the ones using powder to deceive people all in the name of carving
ROtfl
TV/MoviesRe: Meet The Bbnaija 2020 Housemates (photos) by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:27am On Jul 20, 2020
Ogbonnaa:
your hatred for Igbo no be here oo
hahahah jhahahahajaha
TV/MoviesRe: Meet The Bbnaija 2020 Housemates (photos) by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:26am On Jul 20, 2020
gayman99:
Laycon is feeling intimidated. This is probably due to lack of exposure. Why won't he be when primary school na Lagos, secondary Lagos, university Lagos, nysc Lagos. No exposure. Lagos gra gra won't work here.
ok o
TV/MoviesRe: Meet The Bbnaija 2020 Housemates (photos) by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:23am On Jul 20, 2020
Didi2d:
I thought I was the only one that noticed it. I think the organizers are Igbo's
wathoni's mom is Kenyan . Her dad's mum is Yoruba. Gave her tOlulope. Last SuRname is Anyansi.
TV/MoviesRe: Meet The Bbnaija 2020 Housemates (photos) by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:47am On Jul 20, 2020
richie240:
School children wey ready to wear mask go school, dem say no, but yeye show wey no profit anybody apart from d sponsors, are free to put ppl together without facemask, without 'social distancing'.

To go Church they say no, 'its not part of d essential ' but diswan where they where they'll be having sex on air is part of d 'essentials'.
There's God!
cool
RiChie o lmaO. Pity them Smallna. My friend from school dey there
TV/MoviesRe: Meet The Bbnaija 2020 Housemates (photos) by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:42am On Jul 20, 2020
CallMeDrino:
https://www.facebook.com/BBNaijas2020/
Wathoni of holy Child ColleGe 2010 grin kiss wink smiley cool shocked cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: 8 Reasons Sex Should Wait Till After Marriage by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:31pm On Jul 19, 2020
izuch:
What does one do when the urge to sexually ease yourself comes, suppress ithuh What if you try suppressing and the urge vehemently refuses to go??
Same thing I thought. GROwth in spirituality helped me.
FamilyRe: Man's 7 Children Die In Katsina Grenade Explosion by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:16pm On Jul 19, 2020
Nchenches:
RIP.

Take heart, man.

Bombs thrown into churches, markets and homes in Biafra land killed more children than this from one family.
how the western world would abandon innocent kids to Die and look the other way because of Colonial interests
FamilyRe: Man's 7 Children Die In Katsina Grenade Explosion by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:09pm On Jul 19, 2020
vickydevoka:
I knw de man
7 died 13 remain 4 still de belle
Reminds me of God our father, has so many, yet values each.
FamilyRe: Man's 7 Children Die In Katsina Grenade Explosion by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:07pm On Jul 19, 2020
Righteousness89:
LORD Have Mercy on Humanity!

This is a Disaster!

7 Kids Gone at once!

Mercy O LORD! We Plead For Mercy! We Plead For Mercy O Lord!

Have Mercy on Humanity we Pray O Lord! Let's us Cry to GOD for Mercy! Only God's Mercy can carry us! This Could be anyone!

Pls Wherever you are, Cry to God For Mercy!

We Need The Mercies of GOD! The times are So Dangerous and Evil..
God Bless. Have GROwn Closer in my walk with him
RomanceRe: A Nairalander's Journey To Marital Life, Covid 19 Style. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:59pm On Jul 19, 2020
archdon:
Then came the pre wedding photos.
happy smileymarried life
PoliticsRe: Preliminary Investigation Report On Tolulope Arotile's Death by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:47pm On Jul 19, 2020
okeyumez:
Season of lies and bloodshed
Nigeria kills every dream
To survive in Nigeria requires aggressiveness and wisdom of a serpent
it's everywhere . It's well, my BROther
PoliticsRe: Preliminary Investigation Report On Tolulope Arotile's Death by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:45pm On Jul 19, 2020
elasticlala:
The report is comprehensive enough anyway. But no physical investigation will ever yield a meaningful interpretation to convince humanity because the deeds are obviously from the other realm
indeed, the Devil must be damned angry
PoliticsRe: Preliminary Investigation Report On Tolulope Arotile's Death by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:44pm On Jul 19, 2020
OkpaAkuEriEri:
Afonjress skull hav break because of d sin of skullminers
Can you StOP?
Foreign AffairsRe: Giant Swarm Of Flying Ants, Looking Like Rain Captured Sweeping Over UK (Photos) by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:25pm On Jul 19, 2020
flyingpig:
Year of affliction
ijiji
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Took My Phone And Uploaded Her Pictures On My Whatsapp Status by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:05pm On Jul 19, 2020
techmo:
When I was still naive and not using a phone lock, a girl I was trying to chop sneaked downstairs with my phone and called my main chick, she called my mum and sisters too telling them she's my girl, she sneaked in back, kept my phone beside me and let me handle the giant mess she created for me
She called mom to tell her? Lol
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Took My Phone And Uploaded Her Pictures On My Whatsapp Status by MOnkeyBabe(f): 7:57pm On Jul 19, 2020
uboma:
Hahahaha.


She must have wondered when you will upload her pictures on your WhatsApp status. As it's not happening, she decided to do it herself.

Truth be told, she invaded your personal space.

However, if you really love her, you should forgive her. She feels insecure with you, that's her own way of finding out if she is a side chic after all. But that's not the right way to find out.....
why can't we all just do the old fashion no sex until marriage
RomanceRe: I'm Ready To Marry Her But I Discovered She Has Two Kids From Two Different Men by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:52pm On Jul 19, 2020
Juliearth:
Exactly. I think she deserves some accolades for choosing to keep the children in a generation where some women use boiling rings to abort. Op, if you can, please look pass this and marry her.
you mean iud?
RomanceRe: I'm Ready To Marry Her But I Discovered She Has Two Kids From Two Different Men by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:35pm On Jul 19, 2020
Kimbrielle:
Is it your body?
What gave you the right to judge her?
How many women have you slept with?

Rubbish
These men can be very DelUSiOnal. They want to be excused from immoRality.
RomanceRe: I'm Ready To Marry Her But I Discovered She Has Two Kids From Two Different Men by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:29pm On Jul 19, 2020
OgbanjeProphet:
Go and find out why she is not married to the fathers of her two children.

The first man scored and ran away,

And the second one ran away too after scoring.

Something really sup bro
some men aren't into MaRRiaGe. You know this.
RomanceRe: I'm Ready To Marry Her But I Discovered She Has Two Kids From Two Different Men by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:15pm On Jul 19, 2020
vingeophysicist:
If you can deal with the drama from her two baby daddy you can go on with the marriage. To be honest with you single mothers are bad market , they have a particular negative character that made men dump them. But how can a man see an evidence(children) of single mothers promiscuity and still think about marrying her.
The marriage will require more financial commitment from you because you will be taking care of another men kids . Guy I beg you in the name of God abort such mission .
what if she doesn't need him to care for the other kids?
RomanceRe: I'm Ready To Marry Her But I Discovered She Has Two Kids From Two Different Men by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:13pm On Jul 19, 2020
Emu4u2c:
Are they Nigerians?
Believe me A Nigerian man would never abandon his offspring.They always come back to lay claim.
Remember the case of Reginald Daniels father ?
they aren't. Should have added that
RomanceRe: I'm Ready To Marry Her But I Discovered She Has Two Kids From Two Different Men by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:47pm On Jul 19, 2020
Emu4u2c:
But we can use the past experience to guide the present so there won't be mistake in the future
Guess you're not the type that gives people a chance. I'll leave you to do you
RomanceRe: I'm Ready To Marry Her But I Discovered She Has Two Kids From Two Different Men by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:46pm On Jul 19, 2020
Emu4u2c:
Will the other two men in the relationship be matured enough to respect the marriage institution.?
true. But o.p hasn't told us if they're directly involved with her. I'm in Same BOat, but have got nothing with 2 other Guys. They want nothing with me because they don't want kids.
RomanceRe: I'm Ready To Marry Her But I Discovered She Has Two Kids From Two Different Men by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:43pm On Jul 19, 2020
Emu4u2c:
That's the truth.
SHE IS INCAPABLE OF RATIONAL DECISION.SHE LIVES FOR THE MOMENT
you can't make "ABSOlUte" Conclusions about the Present based on past experiences.
RomanceRe: I'm Ready To Marry Her But I Discovered She Has Two Kids From Two Different Men by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:33pm On Jul 19, 2020
Emu4u2c:
This guy has said something of worth.
I sorry for O.P.
He wan enter quantum entanglement so
I just dey look O.P with one kind mumu eye?.
if he's mature enough to handle it, he can go ahead.

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