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:oNawa o. na God creat all these He too much o. They are weird indeed.

Inweghi nsopuru na ebe umu afo igbo no.

This man and big big oyibo sef I wonder what's the rationale behind his constant colossal grammar..abeg wey my dictionary jare

Nawao..atleast he for reason 10k na. Make bobos use am dey hold body before better pepper go rest na..but how can the government actually know when one gets a job so as to remove him/her from the payroll assuming its approved

I think any reasonable guy should have it in mind as from 27yrs.

I think any reasonable guy should have it in mind as from 28yrs.

Please wia Maiduguri dey?? Middle eastern asia?? #Discombobulated#

who be Dbanj?? Who be Taiwo?? Who be Dotun?? Are they Nigerians? #discombobulated#

She must have fainted. Fainting on the ground na normal thing. No need of panicking.

And the Bsc/Hnd brouhaha continues. All these discrimination issue is as a result of having olodos managing the education sector. They have failed to fix and upgrade the Hnd system. Whether Bsc/Hnd, what matters is the individual output. The uni system that should be doing researches are not productive at all. The poly system that should be giving us technologies are all sick. Most skills you see Nigerians exhibit today, are as a result of special training they obtained either from overseas or specialised institutes and not Bsc/Hnd. Instead of bragging rights, I think we should focus more on productivity like the chinese and the government should do some amendments and put an end to this certificate warfare. To all poly graduates, don't ever let this Nigeria certificate warfare hinder your dreams in life. Just move ahead and obtain PGD, Msc and Phd if you wish, then find a way and have your own firm established after getting the appropriate experience. Thank you.

RIP. This life sef

where is your location sir?

cool write-up but this ''no-sexx-till marriage thing" is contrary to the mentality of most guys nowadays, though i wouldnt blame us (cos of this woman's fertility brouhaha). Its now a normal trend to get the lady pregnant 1st before tying the knot properly...i love the write-up.

true measure of how doope an emcee is aint sitting ya azzz in ya couch typing sum wackazz ya copied from d internet...it has got a lot to do wit lyrical delivery...ur accent..ur pronuouncement of each lines...proper utilization of beats...not typin wacko repin ill emcee...real emcees battle wit mic in d hand..

jeez! Am even thinking of installing 'wife 1.0' in my system!!

brownlord: HEY LET GET STARTED HERE BATCH C OTONDO POSTED TO OSUN LET MEET HERE

well if you got posted to Osun state, then you are lucky. Its a cool state and the cost of living aint that harsh. Be ready to dump your queens english for some real yoruba ish..its fun though...listening to those mamas mocking you in yoruba language and you moping like a slowpoke <if u aint yoruba>

[quote author=salihu_ali]Hi Montalo, also do check out http://www.laplacetechnologies.com/, They're quite good too. I know apart from training, they're involved with Huawei and ZTE I think on MTN projects in the SE. A friend completed their training and was placed on an Internship (based on his performance though), which could eventually lead to his being retained. The pay isn't stellar of course, but its a start - in the heat of the industry.
All the best.[/quote]Thank you so much. Am gonna visit them 2.

AjanleKoko: ^^
TTC Mobile is good. I've been hearing good things about them.
Google them.

thanks alot. I've done that. I think am gonna pay them a visit.

Greetings everyone! Please i need advice on which telecoms institute that offers good practicals in lagos that i can attend. Am currently doing my NYSC. I would love the experienced guys in the house to help out. Thanks!

olsmade: Presently serving in osun. The people are friendly n courteous. Camp was quite nyc - soldiers not too harsh; food prices not too high. Im not sure but i fink dey pay corpers 5k but dey dont pay in the first 6 mths n den pay every togeda. Most people hustle for Osogbo but a lot pf oda places too are not so rural. Enjoy

Tanx alot bro!

sir willy: Pls i also need info on how to transport myself from onitsha park to the camp, the estimate of the travelling, the cost of living and feeding there too.

If u r comin 4rm onitsha upper iweka, u can get osun ride at chisco park. From d intel i got, i hrd d t-fair is around N3500. D guys at d chisco park said the ride leaves early in d mornin n not in d aftanoon.

Got posted to Osun State and have never been there for once. Would apreciate the ex-corpers n the current ones in Osun to tell us what to expect. Whats Ede camp life like? Whats the cost of living in Osun? Any job or bussiness opportunities? How much do they pay corpers? Are they accomodating? Plz let the experienced guys help out. Batch B 2012 corpers lets know each others plz.

azpekuliar: You both are in such a haste to quickly engage your keypads before putting your grey matter to use. I spoke about a certain Northern state, and I can reel out off the top of my head at least four northern states that are peaceful even as I type these words. I like to look beyond my nose, the OP suggestion doesn't even solve the 2 issues I identified nor dramatically increase the life expectancy of the average youth corper.

Yes! Some Northern states are SAFE for Youth Service!

[color=#990000][/color N D 4 STATES R? U MUST B A BUKUHARAMIST! HUNTING 4 CORPERS'S BLOOD 2 SUCK! ]

Yeah me 2..Wana b dia live 2...

kheart: U re very funny, last time i check u guys claim ur grave enclosed god died for ur sins, so my question is all dose gays popes, loothers a.k.a pastors re goin to heaven right? B4 i forget even hitler can justify killing millions because hos sins ve been taken way. Mtchewwwwww nxt time use ur head n stop tinkin from anus.

may d lord Almighty 4giv u..Imaghi akwukwo iti mpataka!

U wouldnt knw wen d bus passes ur bus-stop, cos u wia dozin.

abbeyfx2: I am currently serving in Ogun and I must confess the experience has been terrible for redeployed corp members. Since Feb till date we have not been paid a single kobo. Ppl tht saw aleart amongst us got paid for only last month. Did I mention that Ogun state Nysc pays #19600 instead of #19800? It wld pay you better to get a good private school atleast that way u are gurranteed extra pay appart frm fed. Cus state wont give you shit! Least I forget, you would need to rent you own house and pay bills like normal worker if u no get relatives there and belive me, it aint cheap.

Now u got me scared..How can 1 runz d PPA posting?

shymmex: You know I'm always ready, and I'm not coward.. If Nigerians are ready for a change, I'll be on the next flight to Lagos..

I've never really lived in Naija, and I don't know the terrain - so it will be difficult for me to come there, as a lone voice in a country of 120-150million arguing for a change.. When Nigerians are ready to stop being docile cowards, they know where to find me.

CRAP! Wots ur contribution so far from dat planet jupiter wia u r? Y not board d next available flyt n drag ya bum down hia? may b we can learn frm u. Mtcheew!