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CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Once Sold Second-hand Clothes In Lagos – Report by monte231(m): 9:42am On Jul 03, 2020
Righteousness89:
The quest to arrive before his time has put him and others in this mess..

As long as you are doing something honest, and you fear God,there is an ordained time for you to blow..

See Eccles 3:1
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

But when you try to get it before your time, then prepare for the Consequences..
They come Heavy when they come..
You couldn't have said it any better. people really need to under this. God bless you!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor And Masquerade Go Toe-To-Toe While 'Evangelizing' In Market Place by monte231(m): 6:02am On Oct 02, 2019
Lol grin grin grin
Daviddson:
Religion is a scam and you want God to bless him? (the God you don't believe exist?) Come again if you can. grin
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo And Wife, Dolapo Cast their votes at VGC, Lekki, Lagos State by monte231(m): 11:36am On Feb 23, 2019
To collect bullet dey hungry u 2 be dat! grin
SmellySperm:
to carry ballot box just dey hungry me
CelebritiesRe: Bambam Receives Sapiosexual Club Award, Stuns In Off Shoulder Outfit by monte231(m): 11:16am On Dec 04, 2018
mezarddinny:
even if this babe is the last girl on earth and konji is catching me badly, I will still not fucckk
Lol. stop lying u toss! grin
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Please Help Me Quit Masturbation by monte231(m): 12:53pm On Oct 11, 2018
BecaciaBarbie:
Hummmmm.... Are you in Lagos?
Abuja
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Please Help Me Quit Masturbation by monte231(m): 12:45pm On Oct 11, 2018
BecaciaBarbie:
Lol thanks and errrm yes... Why?
oh great! Maybe we could see a movie 2geda then? wink
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Please Help Me Quit Masturbation by monte231(m): 12:36pm On Oct 11, 2018
[quote author=BecaciaBarbie post=71981143]Lol thanks and errrm yes... Why? [/quote Oh great! Maybe we could see a movie 2geda then?
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Please Help Me Quit Masturbation by monte231(m): 6:40am On Oct 11, 2018
BecaciaBarbie:
Wait guys.... Do you all masturbatehuh? shocked shocked sad

That's pathetic! Please stop it.. How do you even enjoy self sexual pleasure? No way... I can never understand this...and it is disgusting and shameful too...not judging, just being honest.

By the way op, it is fine okay? You can control this, don't listen to those guys encouraging you to go on with it, trust me...they are also going through this same guilt. This could actually destroy your self esteem, I have seen it doing that to some guys I know and you could go to the extent of doing it in public places, where you could get caught and that could be really shameful.
I love how chaste your comment sounds. Are unmarried?
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Please Help Me Quit Masturbation by monte231(m): 6:25am On Oct 11, 2018
Joystark:
Father lawd!
Gawd! You're a vision of loveliness! kiss
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Please Help Me Quit Masturbation by monte231(m): 5:51am On Oct 11, 2018
NuhRegular:
Lol.. Nairaland is the worst place to come to in this case grin. See comments.

Get busy my dear.. Get busy.. Get productive.. You're obviously idle that's why you have these thoughts so often. If you're a student there are many ways you could keep yourself preoccupied. If you're not, dedicate yourself to a cause, become a volunteer for an NGO, attend workshops, list is endless
Hey! Is that your pix on display?
Christianity EtcRe: Sharon Oyakhilome And Phillip Frimpong Dance At Traditional Wedding (Video) by monte231(m): 7:30am On Oct 05, 2018
donnie:
I rebuke! shocked grin
He actually said that in the Ghanian accent, not that he wishes them lack literally.
CelebritiesRe: Timaya: ‘2face Idibia Is The Only Legend In The Industry’ by monte231(m): 12:12pm On Sep 28, 2018
Maurz:
Using style to call yourself legend. 13 years is not 3 years abi...
Lol, Dont mind him, he thinks we don't get the subliminal message.
SportsRe: Juventus Star Cristiano Ronaldo In Tears After Red Card Vs Valencia (Photos) by monte231(m): 12:24pm On Sep 20, 2018
grin you're a clown! grin
driand:
your love for food made u mistake 'food ball' for football
PoliticsRe: I’ll Teach You How To Defeat Tinubu In Lagos, Saraki Tells Lagos PDP by monte231(m): 11:11am On Sep 18, 2018
If you call Saraki a thief --- they all are
He is greedy---they all are
He is Lording it over Kwara people-- if he doesn't, another yeye politician will.
He is stubborn and has political thugs---they all do
He is overambitious-- show me one Naija politician that is not desperate!


He is smart-- only few of them are
He is eloquent, confident--- even fewer are
He is educated--at least we know his certificate is neither a NEPA bill nor oluwole
He is relatively young-- he will likely show us his work and not his walk
EducationRe: Lady Who Tried Committing Suicide Over Admission, Celebrates Her Graduation by monte231(m): 12:59pm On Jul 02, 2018
Dis karius pix get's me everytime! grin grin
izzou:
See black beauty kiss









But I no come like fat people cry


Chai embarassed Why is this happening to me? sad
FashionRe: Woman Pulls off Wig, Sells it For N200k Infront of her Husband While Hanging(pi by monte231(m): 2:58pm On Jul 01, 2018
I like women who are pretty & witty!
KingLennon:
A woman putting on 200k on her head. Abeg how many bags of cement be that? grin
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija's Khole Rocks Swimsuit (photos) by monte231(m): 8:06am On Jun 05, 2018
I for yab u now, but just checked ur profile & u fine sha!�
chrysan:
bony fish
CelebritiesRe: Adesua Etomi Steps In Shorts And High-Heel (Photos) by monte231(m): 12:08pm On May 10, 2018
I think reverse is the case, Abi make she no break Banky heart. Dat homie's in love.
paroh137:
If Banky ever cheat on this babe I go personally arrange boys beat am like small pikin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Housemates Up For Possible Eviction This Week by monte231(m): 7:06pm On Apr 02, 2018
Big brother's just going to keep leveraging on cee c's controversies to make shit load of money. A lot of people don't like cee c from what i see but she keeps surviving eviction & that's cus the game needs her to generate votes. People are going to vote intensively to keep their favorite hms in the house bearing in mind cee c cud be Biggie's favorite just like the T-boss saga. So we might end up seeing 15-20million votes on the eviction finale.
CrimeRe: Photos Of A Young Soldier Killed By The Terrorists (graphic) by monte231(m): 5:51pm On Mar 24, 2018
Are u sure u have a brain in that head?
rheether:
Lol keep lying. Who fought gallantly? That coward from the zoo?
SportsRe: Real Madrid . Vs PSG Ticket Sold Out In 37 Minutes. Over 81,000 Tickets by monte231(m): 2:27pm On Feb 08, 2018
kalufelix:
Wow!

I'd Rather Miss Heaven Than Miss This Game...
Amen!
CelebritiesRe: Destiny Owusu Ohwawa On Nigerian Men: "Run If You Meet Nigerian Men" by monte231(m): 12:50pm On Sep 01, 2016
U sound really hurt, truth is u just need to understand Nigerians,we have a crazy sense of humour,we are funnier wen we throw jabs & if u observe we do dat to ourselves alot & we find it pretty hilarious! It's even jaw cracking wen Nigerians unanimously attack outsiders who feel they can ridicule us.so relax we don't hate u guys ok!
V0lv0:
Like her before i came on this site i had favorable impression on Nigerians but after getting to know the true average rude, bitter, insultive, xenophobic and uncouth nigerian my impression changed forever.

They are many good Ghanaians out there some who even like and love you but the numbers are dwidling faster and faster

If Ghanaians were not peaceful we would have probably kicked ur ungrateful criminal ass out of our country.
CelebritiesRe: Justine Skye Rocks Nigerian Masquerade Design To MTV Awards [PICS] by monte231(m): 6:45pm On Aug 30, 2016
She doesn't look stupid dear. She looks gud & I believe so do u. wink
computergeek:
1/10. You failed. This one is trying to copy Miley Cyrus and co. She just looks stupid. This outfit spells ATTENTION SEEKER. But anyway, the girl is very pretty.
SportsRe: Siasia Visits Sports Minister, Dalung (Photos) by monte231(m): 9:28am On Aug 30, 2016
Dis our boy scout Minister for sport shaa!
PoliticsRe: Protesting Biafran Members At United Nations Headquarters In South Africa by monte231(m): 11:31am On Aug 24, 2016
Your summation is a well constructed hokum & intellectual spittle! The only reason the British merged us was because of the enormous resources that abound in our regions and they knew they could still remotely control Nigeria if they handed over power to their loyal Northen cronies. The aftermath of almagation is what we are facing today, the killings in the name of religion,one region thinking Nigeria is there birthright,the consistent submerging of the minority ethnicities by the majority. We really need to think hard on what we want for our nation,if we really want to stay together united or disintegrate.
searchiing4love:
What these people fail to realize is the shame and ridicule the biafra movement has become ever since Nnamdi kanu was discovered to be a fraud and arrested by the Nigerian government. Right to self determination is a treasonable offense against the Nigerian state because it's not captured in our Constitution. It is totally illegal for any region or group of people to demand seccession from Nigeria. The penalty would have been death if we were in a military regime. The Indian government recently opened fire on secessionist in the Kashmir region of India just to serve as a deterrent to future agitators. Despite having a referendum, Scotland chose to remain in the UK cos they for-saw their impending doom if they decide to leave. The Spanish government have disregarded several calls for catalonia to break away from spain. Russia recently annexed crimea from Ukraine after the crimeans got tired of life outside the soviet Union. The people of South Sudan are regretting their decision to leave Sudan till today and yet the Igbo's are hell bent on having biafra despite all the glaring indices of an impending failure if biafra is ever achieved. No country in the world wants a break away of its territory. Even the United States that preaches freedom disregarded Texas's call for seccession. The reason for seccession of the Igbo's has not been clearly defined. The fruitless agitations is fuelled by hate and jealousy of other region's political stability and doggedness. Their political miscalculations in the last elections gave birth to the recent biafra calls headed by the disgruntled element called Nnamdi kanu who was feeding fat on the Biafran sentiment before been apprehended. The British saw a potential in our diversity before merging us together as a united Nigeria and every sane mind believes the future of the Igbo's lie in nigeria. What we need is a united south and we will wrestle political power away from Northern monopoly who sees power as their birth right. Will the Igbo's ever work with bourdillon to achieve a united south? Time will tell. Say no to biafra, God bless Nigeria sad
RomanceRe: Girl Flaunts Her Aged White Husband (Photos) by monte231(m): 12:29am On Aug 19, 2016
LuvU2:
shocked is dat how u read my post? i no dey o grin
Is dat u on display?
CrimeRe: Angel Obrien Ibekwe Shot Dead At IMSU Gate By Cultists - Photos by monte231(m): 12:33am On Aug 04, 2016
Apreel:
Please I want to ask something? These cultists do they have to kill to send a message? What happened to beating or rough handling? If it's not beheading today it's gunning down tomorrow. .why though?
wow! Ur a vision of loveliness!
RomanceRe: How I Refused Sex In Campus From A Desperate Young Girl by monte231(m): 11:56am On Aug 12, 2015
Hahaha! Funny but true.
RobinHez:
Bros if na play, stop am abeg! angry



God's spirit will allow u do warmup before the real match??

Abi u didn't see the reason why he didn't do it?



I see people telling him "God save u", "go give thanksgiving"

This guy would have bleeped the hell out of her if he had a fucking condom!
God was never involved! Stop the Hypocrisy!!
EducationRe: See How A Teacher Brutalised His Student by monte231(m): 10:12am On Jul 08, 2015
Lol. I dey tell u o,who no come no go know
sushieater:
Nawa o! This is Micheal Jackson Bad o.

Reminds me of the day after I entered bush grin grin grin

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