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Op no dey disappoint.
Every single nugget is full of wisdom.
Thanks op for sharing this.

davidif:
Wow! Stealing to please ones wife.

Men can do funny stuffs to please women but stealing??

@op,
Hmmmm
I will be worried o cos in naija when your loot is really big, there is nothing to worry about.
People stealing billions walks freely while those who stole millions are sent to kirikiri.

Dyt:
She must stay

Yes o
She has to.
Like I said the other time,aja t'oba maa sonu ko ni gbo fere Olode.

Hmmm....
I don't think that kind of man exists o.
The woman is just lucky to have married one of the angels on earth.


Good read.

Don't expect so much from people like that. Just move on with your life. Its good you broke up with him. Let her be. Karma is a bitch.

NgeneUkwenu:
When I read, his watery reactions to the allegation, I didnt need any judge to pronounce him guilty....as I was very sure, he was..

To cap it all, When you have people like Keyamo and Sowore of Sahara Reporters, and the desperate ashawo in question, fighting you...your case is good as been done, in the court of public opinion....

The FAke pastor is a disgrace to the Christendom.

Idiotic Follwers,, before you shout Photoshop:

Remember Chidinma and The Cucumber!

Smh

AfroSamurai:
You've been there before?

Your point?

AMVCA? Lool...no be Rumours club be this?

AngryNigerian:
...you de wait for who No be me again

Don't implicate me abeg.

soberdrunk:
Dear future wife by the time we finally meet and decide to get married they will have used all the concepts for pre-wedding pictures, be there giving "the thing" to that guy like its 'free malaria drugs' and you are WHO......

Not until you stop donating your kinni to every kpekus.

I dey wait sha

Na pesin wet get note go do all this wahala.

Wow!
Very interesting
I so love our ATR values.
Aboru boye o

D3xt3r:
See the big chair they prepare for him...see where he chose to sit. dunno what to make of that. Humility or fear of what may be underneath the chair.

Hehehe

Can you imagine?
From OBJ to PMB, I see no significant difference.
Same ni gbogbo won.

Mr Apalowo of Fransciscan N&P schl comes to mind.

Joavid:


Na dem dem.

dem don come

Women should do backflip and Jackie Chan just to keep marriage because the mumus think marriage is only important to the woman.

I see a future, were women will be less obsessed and less interested in marriage,then tables will turn.

It's happening already trust me.
Marriage is overrated.

sarrki:
Omoluabi shamed all his enemies

Zombie

OkoYibo:
Madam, it is not our fault that you weren't born into the Yoruba tribe. You come from a place where you celebrate weddings like burials and burials like weddings.

All this your ill-feeling is misplaced.

As the travelling secretary of Yoruba Parties Food Tasters Association, I prescribe pounded yam with cow leg soaked in stew served with egusi soup with shaki and ogufe.

One in the morning, one in the night.

In 3 days, you would be cured of your bad-belle. In fact, on the morning of the 4th day, you would wake up with Yoruba tribal mark on your face.

Savage
Okoyibo naa ni

Aderola15:
Hahahaha

I wee nor talk

Are you done with the gown?

Yes.
How was d parry?

Aderola15:
Hehehehe
You that snubbed me countless times this morning

How is DaddyYo?

Well...you won't let me sleep.
He is doing well

Aderola15:
Two big girls

Smh
Missing you

loomer:
Oya come make I put one inside you

To born just dey hungry me sha
I want twins. Two big boys.

I am getting old o
Lol

frostylook:
Na wa for some women!!
If I were you, shame would not allow me to open a thread like this.
You were warned,no, begged by all and sundry not to make the colossal mistake of marrying that man. But a proverb says "the death that will kill a dog will first make it impervious to the stench of feaces".
You chose your lot, bear it with suffering and smiling grace. As for intimacy gadgets, if you are so hard up, I believe you have turning garri stick or pestle in you kitchen. Use them and stop regaling Nairaland with details of the results of your deliberate indiscretions.
Kai!!! I even feel shame on your behalf.
To thy tents, O Nlanders.

Thank you jare
Yeye pezin @op

I just love this guy

loomer:
They will hear, but I don drive dem comot from my room, need try sleep before I go my house

Aiit boo

No 2 cracked me up
Lol

loomer:
They are fine, just growing big with more wahala

Awwww.
Pls send my love to them.

loomer:
Been a while o, what's up with u

Not bad. Na recession humble me fa.
You dey enjoy na. How are the girls?