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BTW,quavo is dope thougj

dasparrow:
American accent sounds weird too. They speak through their nostrils and they don't open their mouths wide enough when they speak as if they speak with clenched teeth. Americans should not even judge other people and their accent.

Anyways, never heard of this so-called rap group. NEXT!

Let me buy you a drink!

Oluwa o!
*faints*

My maths teacher in Pry school was married to a violent and crazy woman. The woman would come to the school....embarrass him...tear his clothes and throw all sorts of things at him even on the assembly ground o. I'm glad the man later walked out of the marriage and remarried few years later.
Op,you may not be lucky next time. Before she takes your life,leave the toxic relationship. Man up for once and don't look back.

Adeyeancah:
You tell Ooni to buy a house of #45million for u, the same Ooni wey ask u to pay #300k if them wan be Olori...I mean , where their brain dey sef? Inside their kitty cat? Na wa oh

Very stupid girls. I don't pity them at all.
How can Ooni ask you for money to be Olori? Lol.

AyLuxury:
Really? Bullmastiffs can drool like crazy. I currently own one and I'm still finding a way to cope with the saliva issue.

Really? I don't think I can cope with that o. Make I stick with my Boerboels jeje. I just love big dogs.

emmy4lov:
I don't understand what Aisha Buhari is doing on the list ...

Thank u!!!

jakandeola:
am not saying is right cos he over did it. he shdnt beat her so mych to injure her but I will beat my women so she respect me. as I beat her I love her more

Heeeeeeeeeeh!
Oro ma p'esi je bayii o

quest003:
No vex, your problem is bigger than me. Just carry ya wahala and go.

Dobale and go.

Vanity upon Vanity
RIP

GogetterMD:
6. Ekuke (Basenji)
These ones are so highly independent. They can walk themselves and find their way back home, and will eat anything. Travel for one year sef, they can take care of themselves. If you are lucky enough to train dem well sef, you can be sending dem on errand.. ..e. g.. Psst! Psst! Bingo, comman epp me buy matches from mama Nkechi shop

Terriers are also like that.

Used to have a terrier(now a stray dog). Very smart and active.
Bull mastiffs....my dream dog

quest003:
when was that? And how old were you then?

Lo bi Google
Mtchewww

When I'm in love you, there is nothing I won't do to prove it but once you cross the line, I'm gone. I hardly forgive.

Were gidi maa L'adeleke 2x
Oloriburuku L'Adeleke
Were gidi ma L'Adeleke.


OSBC anthem during his tenure.

Dunno if I should type RIP sef.

Aregbe how far?

5DMindset:
This, your perspective is accurate but you are analyzing the problems within the box, you are in the box and the politicians are in the box, that is why they do not see the clear picture. To fix a system, you MUST first of all, step outside the system and look at it it from OUTSIDE of the Box.

Corruption is a fancy name for stealing of public funds in the public sphere. Yet Stealing means stealing among the masses. You MUST remember or know, that you can only steal funds when there is no planning and a framework to build the blueprint on the framework on. There are no structures, Yes, I make bold to challenge Nigerians, to proof One Single Structure in our country.

We use Political Parties to gain our Personal Aim as well as vested interest of an elite few, then the next minute you dump the party when it is no longer serving your interest, ...underline the word...YOUR INTEREST. And there is no structural regulation that says, YOU CAN NOT DECAMP, You must stay in that Party to build a structure, make sure that Party exist in the consciousness of the people. And if that party has erroneous constitution, then the Excos of that party holds a referendum and FIX that problem. That is one.

Two; The Institution of Security you call the Police are just bribe collecting outfits, making returns to DPO, Commissioner of Police and IG. There is no training what so ever, and the Police men are so poor and wretched and depend on superiors, bribes and even the corrupt FG for survival. It is NOT supposed to be so. Police Funds are supposed to be on black budgets not regulated by Politicians, because they use the budgetary allocations to corrupt the entire force and the personnel, making them work on their commands. This is wrong.

Listen, I have no time to write cos I have a lot to do, if I want to write on Nigeria, you will either travel to Europe and move your entire family out, or you will relocate and build mansions in your village and live there like a country of your own. Invariably, you could decide that there is no hope, and take your life into your hands and create and manufacture everything a human being need to have happiness. The last, is what I decided to do, and I am not even aware of Nigeria news except on Nairaland here and I do not read the nonsese threads about BBN, cos you all are crazy celebrating absolute nonsense when your mates are busy inventing the next washing machine.

I am out of here men, Nigeria is sick.

Spot on!
Most especially the ongoing BBN madness.

sisisioge:
Wowzer! I didn't know the government issues certificates to show singlehood. It is well o.

I just dey look ni o

Me: Hello ma
Mummy: Pele omo mi
Me: ekaale ma
Mummy: kaale omo mi....omo owa...omo ekun...omo this and that. Pele. Bawo ni? Awon aburo e n KO? Awon ore e nko? Awon lecturers e ati family won nko? Awon ara adugbo e n ko?
Me:fine ma(rolls eyeballs)
Mum: Kilo se e? Se o ti loogun. Wale KO wa ri baba Habib KO ko oogun fun e o
Me:mo wa alright ma
Mum: pele oko mi. A kuku da fun ehn...ooni shirin...Olorun a ma so e. Aye e o ni baje. Ooni gbeegun eleegun.
Cuts in
Me: amin ma
Mum: maa wa careful o. Something happened yesterday at a friend's cousin's brother-inlaw's younger sister's area. They used one girl for money ritual. Joo ma KO ore Kore o. Aye ti le Gan o
Me:yes ma
Mum:Pele dear. Shey KO si too fi npe lale yii? Woo iya mulika ati egbon daddy wa sibi lana won beere e. Won ni ka maa ki e.
Me: OK ma
Me: mummy I called to ask you about...............(your credit has been exhausted and your call terminated).

Me: flash mum

Ring ring...
Me: Hello daddy
Mum: emi ni o. Ki lo fe so leekan yen?
Me: ehm ehm

Doctorfitz:
I'm cool. Hmmmmm. U kno y

Y

MDCCCXXXII:
It's in prison. So how have you been? You still use the same number?

Lol. That's so good for u.
Yes I still do

MDCCCXXXII:
Na wah oh, lol So you don't know any moniker that ends with 1832? One who writes poem?

Oh....wetin do ur moniker?

MDCCCXXXII:
Check my personal message in my profile, it will give you an idea who I really am.

No idea o

MDCCCXXXII:
been a while. Hope you've been good?

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MDCCCXXXII:
Hi.

Hi

Doctorfitz:
Sup stranger

Hehehe
How r u?

Mtchewwwww

debonairprinx:
He will surely my dear.

Where have you been?
Long time

lilyheaven:
Ah, I have 5 younger sisters,
All my clothes belong to them, sometimes I look for my pant and bra, everything I have is good in there eyes,
And when I get angry with them daddy will say , " she is your little baby" now , I have to share my pocket money with them even when they have their's

I can relate.
Dunno why she keeps taking my bra. Kid sisters ehn.
The boys too. They can frustrate you ehn. I settle fights every now and then.

Taryur3:
Reply your dm

Done!

emperormossad:
Lemme call him for you with my landline. I get direct access as him pikin.

I dey wait