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loomer:
Lol, me wey no go sch, nai u want make e grade u?

That's a plus. Na to forgive me sharp sharo

loomer:
My former love, how u dey

Former love ke? I'm writing a letter of apology asap.

This guy is wicked

Ayo lo n pa ni,ise Ko
I just pity their parents.

VitaminB12:
montezz no be mates or class matter naa. Haba everything mustn't be classified especially people you have not seen before. Its well, no vex na my fault. Ma binu, ndo

Apology accepted

Eddygourdo:
for where, its still very mucch on oh. It will be da bomb. Dat package isn't available now. So once its back to area. Will holla at u ooh. We gonna party hard #feckingserious

Salivating
Can't wait.
Miss you alot

Eddygourdo:
ha na you be dis ? I am good. Hope u great too

Na wa o. I don miss you o.
U just drop our deal like that.

VitaminB12:
How do you roll if not by compatibility?

It's way out of what you can handle.
Go to romance section,your mates are there.

Eddygourdo:
rather than read whyy not experience it or speak and relate to real people who have. Reading is an opinion based assertion of the writer interpreted by the reader based on his inadequacies. So mr man before you deem urself informed do not only read by practicalize. Am sure you are getting my drift. Even to help you try and read objjectively. Just as u can browse on the negatives of something why not on the positives so u make an objective conclusion. So far u can't say u are a practisioner so faced consequences first hand. Then you arentt informed. Every arguement you will pose are all subjective hearsays and I won't bother bandying words with such wisdom

Yay!!! My man! Lol
How have u been?

VitaminB12:
I see you will love anal and other crazies too. I don see my paddy. Lol. Let's roll babe, I have got the size we don't need toys. I just pm you

Feed ur imaginations.
I don't roll like that.

Thorpido.....thanks for making me laugh this loud. Oh my!

Dyt has said it all.
Op is just a caring husband. Many will kill to have this kinda relationship but can you keep this up? What happens when you are weak and tired of wearing strap on? What happens when you don't feel like doing it? She does have massive explosion...do you?
I will advise that you take it easy. She has to love you for you. I love toys and all kinda sexual crazies but nothing beats the pleasure u gain from the natural zippy.
Your wife has something else going in her head. You can only help for a little time. If she can't fantasize about ur rod.....mehn u r on a very long ride.

Dyt:
I can order them for you
Which would you like?


The Wrath of McCrotchsky
The Butt Propeller
Dame Edna’s Vibro-Suck Nerf Love Doll
The Ham-Scented Jiggle Wand
Porkins’ Porker (endorsed by Star Wars’ Porkins)
Judge Judy’s Juicy Jelly Roll
Squirtle’s Rod of Madness
Gape-o-Matic 5000
The Salivating Salami
Satan’s Forefinger
Diablower
The Cramp Ramp
Grundle and the Dirty Lasso
Gobble Hobby
Adam’s Bomb
The Amsterdam Plunger
Blackbeard’s Special Peg Leg
The Syrupy Waffle
Engorged Steven Tyler
6 Revolutions of the French Nanny
X: The Void
The Obsidian Comptroller
The Rideable Vertigoat
Hans the Handsome Haberdasher with Deep Probing Action
The Unholy Taco

Clown
Hehehehe

Dyt:
Did she marry him?



Where's mimzzy
Ishilove

I think so *grabs popcorn*

Dyt
You must watch season 2 of the frustrated woman o. Coman see o.

Ajala ta n na o,eyin naa ko un?
Let no one blame anyone. We all have a hand in this directly or indirectly.
Like leaders,like followers.
Ish...!

Hmmmm
Smh

Amiloaded/Aminat508 pls always get your facts right before posting online.
Chai!

soberdrunk:
Somebody needs to recommend a 'royal' gymn for the royal family

Wetin be ur own?

Attention seeker

Na Una sabi.

eboiga:
There is nothing marine spirit cannot produce if they want to. U guys shd quit deceiving urselves and jst live a modest life.

Can you please open ur eyes this time and read again.

Marine spirits can make weave ons,attachments,eyes&nail extensions and human hair but can't make ordinary wool? Dey decieve Una self.
Nigerians and their oversabi attitude.

Olubadan abeg help find our president ooo.

progress69:
While one other Governor keeps eating up and down and posing for the camera.

They made it look like he was the only one owing salaries, today he as offset all outstanding salaries while a particular governor for an oil producing state, who collects one of the highest 13% derivation is owing about a year's salary.

They made him look incompetent and a waster cos of the school feeding program, today his achievements speaks for him.

Aregbesola baba, one of Tinibu's finest. Tinubu building visionlary leaders like kilode?

A quick look at the government today will confrom that Tinubu's boys are doing fantastically well. I only wish Fashola can be left with hosing and works. Let that Prof that Jonathan sacked be brought back to power. He seemed overwhelmed at the moment!

Offset outstanding salaries?
Lmao
I hope you arent referring to Osun state o?

Explorers:
When it was reported that one block was infected with lice, Mengele solved the problem by gassing the lice together with the 750 women assigned to the block.

That's wickedness at its peak!

onatisi:
They are smarter than dumb ediots Nigerians that voted them in,don't be surprised that some foools will stil believe their lies

Onatisi the prophet! Lol
Unfortunately, you are right.
Sarrki and Omenka never cease to amaze me.
Zombies are real especially in this part of the world.

Tmoney4real007:
A real Fuji house of commotion

The presidential jet is undergoing maintenance. So the president may not be back on Sunday.
- Lai Muhammed

The President had planned to return to Abuja this evening, but was advised to complete the test cycle before returning.
-Mr. Femi Adesina

You dey mind them? Those people can't even perfect their lies before telling the public.
Only God knows whether we still have a president or not.

mayorall:
Check that verse very well sir. "Let us create man in our own image"

Those people were not reasoning like God, not thinking like him, they were not serving him as he wish. Then he created Adam, to be like him, think and reason like him. But Satan went to steal that from him. Adam was so filled with wisdom that names all animals became so foolish and couldn't think anything better to cloth himself than leaf. A life of heaven on earth, stress free and pains free.

That is what satan stole from Adam and that is what Jesus came to restore to us on earth.

They weren't reasoning like God? Can anyone reason like God? If that was the sole reason behind the creation of Adam,why did God allow his offsprings to bear children with those that weren't like him?
What does those kinda men look like physically since we have been made to believe we look just like them?

Sibrah:
Seem you are arguing with too many people at same time. I talked about Atmmachine being ignorant and point the flaw in his arguement about Jesus not saving himself from two nail(His cruxcification).

Now I get it.

Ioannes:
My thoughts exactly.

If he isn't dead then he's probably seriously ill and too incapacitated to rule.

Indefinite leave? That sounds very fishy.

We are watching.

I tire o.

Sibrah:
There is nothing reasonable in the fact that Jesus acknowledged his death as the Father's will and accepted it? You must be very proud and føolish not to admit this simple fact and clear logic . . .

What has your answer got to do with my question? We were discussing creation story... U r saying something else. Pls read again...aunty/sir white

Sibrah:
Kindly oppose me reasonably . . .

There wasn't anything reasonable in that post to oppose in the first place.
Shalom.