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FamilyRe: Santa Thread by montezz(f): 11:40am On Dec 22, 2016
Amhappy:
I want the bag ooo
Send a pm pls
FamilyRe: Santa Thread by montezz(f): 11:39am On Dec 22, 2016
Rehil:
I want that bag plssss
send a pm
FamilyRe: Santa Thread by montezz(f): 9:33pm On Dec 21, 2016
Dear Santa,I need a mannequin and one industrial sewing machine.

If there is anyone who doesn't mind me sewing for her for free. Three handmade bags to give out. Send a pm.
Offer goes to the first three people.
PhonesRe: New Smartphones Expected To Be Released Early 2017 by montezz(f): 9:24pm On Dec 21, 2016
veekid:
No news about sagem?
This cracked me up. Lmao
FamilyRe: Married Man Impregnates Girlfriend. Advice Needed. by montezz(f): 2:52am On Dec 14, 2016
Cherlene:
Montezz kiss
Yes my love. How have you been? How are the girls?
FamilyRe: Married Man Impregnates Girlfriend. Advice Needed. by montezz(f): 2:19am On Dec 14, 2016
I wonder why people are calling for OP's head when they would have done worse.
@OP, do whatsoever you think will make you happy.
I know some women will come for my head but no one is perfect. Reallyhuh? Body no be wood na and sinx you have made that mistake, keep the baby and find a way to clean your mess.
RomanceRe: Hello Nairaland.........am New Here by montezz(f): 2:17pm On Dec 10, 2016
Aderola15:
My phone was bad and I fixed it, some contacts went with it cheesy embarassed. Call me now pls, I have plenty gist for you ooooo kiss wink
Sure
RomanceRe: Hello Nairaland.........am New Here by montezz(f): 2:07pm On Dec 10, 2016
Aderola15:
Mummyyyyy, have been around you cheesy tongue
Called your number a million times. U jux vanished into thin air...that's so unfair
RomanceRe: Hello Nairaland.........am New Here by montezz(f): 11:10am On Dec 10, 2016
Aderola15:
Was about replying you oooo shocked tongue.
Where v u been babe?
PoliticsRe: Twin Bomb Blast Hit Adamawa Market by montezz(f): 10:59am On Dec 10, 2016
chuose2:
The Dullard in Aso Rock will soon tell u that they have "Techincally defeated Boko Haram"

https://i.imgur.com/v93dhXl.jpg

APC are nothing but bunch of Liars



Then to think that Adeboye made us vote for this man, Shows that Adeboye cannot be a True Christian. angry
Nobody who love's Jesus will ever want an Islamist to rule them.

But Adeboye 419ed us into voting in Buhari, Now Boko Haram has been venturing down to the south as the "Fulani Herdsmen."


https://i.imgur.com/xL3mnk2.png

I tell you, judgement awaits Adeboye angry
He dragged you to the polling unit and forcefully made you vote APC abi? You are draft one here sir.
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Write Letter To Osogbo Residents by montezz(f): 12:03am On Nov 21, 2016
Ultrame:
Full translation:

Let the mouse in the house hear and tell the ones in the farm that all you residents around Kelebe will very shortly, receive visitors who are members of the “Blood Wasters Cult” during the unholy hours of the night. Our cult is coming to collect what is rightfully ours that is currently in your possession such as money, or valuables that can be quickly converted into cold hard cash.

We are not scared of anyone who believes they can face us in combat because they have fortified themselves with “Jazz” such as “Ayeta” or “Ajabo”. However, let such people know that we too stand extremely gallant. Anybody that does not cooperate with us, our cult is prepared to waste the person’s blood in full accordance with our moniker. However, anyone that gently hands over what is rightfully ours, only that person will enjoy the rest of his/her life in good health. The Names of the members of our five-man cult are:

1. Kogberegbe (I have no idea what this means)
2. Mujemuje (Blood sucker)
3. Dunbue (Cut it into pieces)
4. Akeeke Ati (Scorpion)
5. Salaake (Cut it with the Axe)

To anyone that thinks this is just an empty threat, we say go and enquire about us in areas we have wreaked havoc in the past such as: Oke-Baale, Agoinande, Ainosuuru, Oke-Onitii, all the way to Ikirun and Ibokun. We wish you happy Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in advance.
You get time sha. Lol
FamilyRe: Poor And Un-intelligent People Should Not Procreate. by montezz(f): 9:06am On Nov 10, 2016
Gerrard59:
OK. I once again say I concede that I was quite brash.

Truth is: Unlike what most commentators said, I care about people. I want to see people succeed at what they lay their hands on, I want to see people do well. And to be able to achieve this and many more, I understand and believe in proper and quality education (every child deserves the very best) and to achieve this, I believe people should give birth to the number of children they can adequately take proper care of.

I hate seeing little children suffer for the mistakes of their parents - even when contraceptives are cheap and available. Which is why I decided to put up this message. Let's not forget about my definition of POOR. People should stop bringing people into the world to suffer, there is enough suffering already. That's my exactly my point.

On the other hand, I believe in intelligence and believe it's what the country needs at this point; desperately. And yes, I'm intelligent (my achievements speak for me).

Did I learn something from the precise scolding? Yes. Am I sorry? Yes.

Thank you.


Gerrard59.
You shouldn't have said poor people shudnt procreate. That's so unfair. It would have been better if you had said 'poor people should learn to give birth to one or two children'. Omo beere oshi beere.
FamilyRe: Poor And Un-intelligent People Should Not Procreate. by montezz(f): 8:58am On Nov 10, 2016
Poor and unintelligent people has birthed and raised great,intelligent and rich people.
Which Kain thread be this sef?
CelebritiesRe: Sola Sobowale Is Totally Ageless In New Photos by montezz(f): 11:04pm On Nov 09, 2016
I love this woman
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Want A Man To Co-parent With Me. by montezz(f): 6:07pm On Nov 09, 2016
I won't be suprised if this becomes a trend very soon cos sometimes I do think along this line.
FamilyRe: Kenyan Women Protest Lack Of Men To Make Them Pregnant by montezz(f): 5:26pm On Nov 09, 2016
What are the 'team foreign girls' waiting for? Kenyans needs your cassava services. grin
FamilyRe: This Dog Goes To Church Every Day Because He’s Waiting For A Miracle… by montezz(f): 5:24pm On Nov 09, 2016
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. My love for dogs no be here.
PoliticsRe: PDP Will Work With US President-Elect, Trump – Ekweremadu by montezz(f): 5:02pm On Nov 09, 2016
grin they are joking righthuh
CrimeRe: Childless Woman Steals Baby In Akwa Ibom (Photo) by montezz(f): 1:27pm On Nov 09, 2016
omamush:
too bad.. when there are many orphanages to adopt a child from
My thoughts too.
Why steal a baby to cover up for ur barrenness?
FamilyRe: What Are The Common Mistake Young People Make That Can Ruin Their Life. by montezz(f): 10:24am On Nov 09, 2016
mctowel01:
You made a lot of sense. But
@ the bolded... I dont think so.. Learning is continual and it never ends.. Even knowledge keeps changing. What i knew last year might not be applicable this year. It all boils down to attitude.
Yes...it is a journey. That means,you keep moving. You learn more....more and more. You adapt to change. You study the new system and try to fit in.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Presidential Election 2016 Results Updates by montezz(f): 9:57am On Nov 09, 2016
ManTiger:
Trump win in most state dominated by blacks, that texas own still strange to me.
Lol. Blacks are smart. Forget all d gra gra o
Foreign AffairsRe: US Presidential Election 2016 Results Updates by montezz(f): 9:44am On Nov 09, 2016
With Trump, I believe we will see some funny things happening, some not-so-funny, but I doubt that there will be anything too bad. But one thing I believe is that,he may shock the world again (hopefully not the Buhari way.)


BTW,what's the problem with some people sef? What has Afonja/iPod toots got to do with the American election?
Must we fight over everything?
Its not as if y'all have something to gain from them anyways.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Presidential Election 2016 Results Updates by montezz(f): 9:08am On Nov 09, 2016
kretoz:
My dear please let's be sincere to ourselves, Win is win be it narrow or not
I was just being sarcastic
Foreign AffairsRe: US Presidential Election 2016 Results Updates by montezz(f): 9:07am On Nov 09, 2016
vicsterling:
silly u, I just wanna exercise some faith, and see how it plays out
Lol.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Presidential Election 2016 Results Updates by montezz(f): 8:44am On Nov 09, 2016
Foreign AffairsRe: US Presidential Election 2016 Results Updates by montezz(f): 8:44am On Nov 09, 2016
vicsterling:
it ain't over until is over. Let's wait for the declaration
Exactly.
That was a sarcastic comment(on my part) tho.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Presidential Election 2016 Results Updates by montezz(f): 8:42am On Nov 09, 2016
T.B joshua predicted a "narrow win" for Clinton. All I see is a very wide gap of triumphant Trump tramping Clinton.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Presidential Election 2016 Results Updates by montezz(f):
cybernaut:
mention name nothing go happen na fake prophet Mr. Tb Joshua anti Christ.
He actually predicted a "narrow win" for Clinton. I think y'all should calm your nerves,pocket your sentiments until the U.S officially declares the winner.

grin grin awon naija Prophets sha
FamilyRe: Can Trust Still Be Earned In This Kind Of Situation? by montezz(f): 8:29am On Nov 09, 2016
Dyt:
Every where
Ubiquitous?
I have missed you o
Foreign AffairsRe: US Election 2016 Results: Donald Trump Gaining Edge Over Hilary Clinton by montezz(f): 8:28am On Nov 09, 2016
Even though I predicted that Trump would do better than expected. Unfortunately, it looks like America needs to brace for four years of a tyrant. He may shock the world again tho.
Foreign AffairsRe: Clinton Crowd Shocked And Tense As Trump Nabs Swing States by montezz(f): 8:11am On Nov 09, 2016
I have always known Trump might win this election.
FamilyRe: What Are The Common Mistake Young People Make That Can Ruin Their Life. by montezz(f): 10:41pm On Nov 08, 2016
Ignorance(deliberate); when you are in your early 20s, you actually are more ignorant then knowledgeable, which is rightly quoted by someone that ‘Life is a journey from Ignorance to Knowledge’, so when you are ignorant you are more inclined towards engaging yourself into acquiring more worldly(unnecessary) possessions. You need to learn....read!
Misplaced priorities:Following trendy celebrity lifestyles,trying to imitate them,going through thick and thin just to 'belong' or fit in...Comparing your life to some else's.
There is time for everything. There is time to toil and plan your way up. There is time to enjoy the returns of your labour. You can't put the cart before the horse. Everyone wants to wear designer shoes,clothes,jewelries bla bla but they ain't ready to toil for it.

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