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Noblechyk: His 2 battery radio, Nakiva, is no longer functional. It's not his fault.

No vex bro......u got it right!

awodman: Kenya's president was in Nigeria this year,same with Zuma of South Africa..Thailand Prime minister was here and lots more of them...google can help you further...

Tnx Bro but d news no dey reach NL front page i guess

We always hear all dis stuffs but y is it dat other presidents dnt pay visit to Nigeria? Maybe dey dnt av any biz wit us abi?........abi I no dey hear d News Ni?

tonnieblaise: audition closed,u cant pick ur woman now
Better luck next season

ok tnx bro

[quote author=D_gRaNd_ShErifF]Exactly what d statement says
you don't wanna derail d purpose of dis thread, do u?
Anyways, FAKE MEN woo ladies to meet their selfish desires.
REAL MEN court from friendship. It's a process[/quote]ok

tonnieblaise: *in olamide's voice* are u learner??

....Yes am a learner Bro,Teach Me

[quote author=D_gRaNd_ShErifF]REAL MEN DON'T WOO, Bro[/quote]wat did u mean sir?

alutacontinua: Thanks for opening this thread, i no know say somebody dey woo me oo...lemme grab pop-corn and seat, and for my wooers, i might have to run background checks on you, that's how I do my own thing. THANK YOU!

I will b d 1 to woo you.......Oya I love u

WAEC RESULTS OUT FOR 2013/2013
The WAEC on Wednesday released the full results of 1,543,683 candidates who sat for its May/June 2013 Secondary School Certificate Examination.
The number represents 91.38 per cent of 1,689,188 candidates who registered for the examination,.
The Head of National Office (HNO) of WAEC, Dr Charles Eguridu, announced the results on Wednesday when he addressed a news conference in Lagos.
Eguridu said 889,636 candidates obtained sixcredits and above, while 1,074,065 others obtained five credits and above.
According to him, the results of 145,505 others, representing 8.62 per cent, were being processed due to some errors.

alpha conde: Just the same way I cried when APC finally got registered

....
Lolzzzz....No be tears of Joy b ur own ooooo bro......#ish#

Ice prince is sure......But M.I sure paz........Abaga d best rapper in africa

donsax: my cell phone.......can't wait 10 minute without pressing my phone...really wanna stop this shit.

exactly my addiction......browsing,chatting,and listenin to Music @ d same tym.......mehn! I'm addicted

Who is she?

YBNL Nation......

[quote author=Ike_77503]STATE OF TEXAS
GOVERNOR RICK PERRY
3 SERVED TERMS (elected since 2002)
lived in Texas 9 years
8 out of 10
Kept state TAX-FREE, BALANCED BUDGET, KEPT UMEMPLOYMENT IN TEXAS AT AN ALL TIME LOW even during recession, Increased education funding and brought in more companies to the state..failed in his attempt to unseat BARACK.
Recommendation : NONE
and I'M NOT A REPUBLICAN just responding to the Op's questions...
OppppSssSS neither do I think this is about where I live anyway, atleast Op no mention restriction to just naija LOL..[/quote]........Ike ah! U wey b sey na aladodo village in osun state u dey u cun dey form texas here God dey watch una.....na ur sister b dis frying Garri...sorry 4 xposin u anyway

21-25.......agba ti n de ooo

My parent,
2face idibia,
wole soyinka,
ogbeni.Rauf aregbesola governor of osun sate,
don jazzy

Children of nowadays be like:

Girl... Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Naija and he lives in UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship thru viber. I need ur blessing and good wishes daddy... Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy ur kids on e-bay, send them thru g-mail and if u r fed up with your husband... Sell him on amazon. Nonsense generation! =))

Either 3rd Class or 50th class the man is a great Legend........Garri remains 170naira per Congo in ilesha osun state!!!

She carry front,She carry backer,Iyanya cnt leave her........Badoo sef dey jealous d waist........if u watch his interview with toolz u wil understand

It is free world

*yawn*....Where wil i get condom dis mornin ooooooo chai! I must f*ck dis b*tch 2day ooooo

Dat awkward moment wen ur surest pal dey take u wash coz he dey hunt beta chicks paz u..No laylay

Today is OJB's birthday. Remember he has kidney issue, drop a birthday wish for him as he prepares to go for his kidney transplant.

Tonto Decay d most controversial Nollywood actress.......In case it makes fp 1st to comment........

The National Drug Law and Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) have successfully tamed the Nollywood star, Tonto Dikeh, when they threatened her with jail term over a post and picture on marijuana the actress put online, which generated controversies these few days.
Tonto Dikeh was forced to deny posting the words and pictures even though it wasdone on her own platform. Tonto regretfully took to twitter to advice her fans to stay away from drugs and marijuana, which she reportedly earlier encouraged. She wrote today, “All the best.Do some good things this month (July) andSay No to Drugs and of course, weed (marijuana).”
She Learnt her Lesson the Hard Way... #Poko.

Imposhibu lafta is killin me.....

wasiudvd: :oHmm! I am surprised sha o.

......me too

kunlesehan: so for bet mind nah ice prince be d best for africa. nah accent tins or what.
no wonda sum peeps tink d award was bought. nansense

......... I wonder oooooo

Lampsy: Ice Prince Zamani,J-town’s granny,Used to be broke a*s, couldn’t get a penny,but now I’m in the house
Cleaning out like a nanny,Zoom like a vespa,Sweet like nectar.
They wonder HW I GOT this
DUMB A*S question.

..........i love dat track lyk madt chai!.....somebody want to die.........I JUST LOVE M.I.....ice p also tried in his lines though

Willgates: dat dude doesnt sing hennything! Still prever hem high to him henny day,henny time

..... I swear me too.......M.I THE CHAIRMAN

Reyspin: I said it!!! Everything is jex going wrong for Tuface... Heya, he should go and settle Ojb or else... Ice Prince zamani deserves dat Award tho... Congratz d Mallam Boy!!! More thingz 4 U!!!

.... I said it! U ar just a daft