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He said in his congratulatory tweet:
“Its my emblem pleasure to congratulate our superior Melofarm exclamagated Bermasaur on their recent victory against Ivory Coast.
As the refermed, solid giants are to face Winners of the later game in an uncavoured camfamgnam match, my empyrean paradisiacrendezvous advice to the Super Eagles is for them to recumbently metragaloblicly believe in God.
If possible, they should parademically paralyze their postulated orthodexial legs. I wish them arxiatical luck”. Abeg me i no understand am oooo

Can u c nw....tubaba is d best....... some ppl wil nw startin comparin him wit d'banj.....it is an insult on tuface comparin him wit koko master......can d'banj b gud in all aspect of music/video.......... I LOVE INNOCENT UJAH IDIBIA 2BABA

Som question here can b so 4ni dat u can even ask us wen last we had sex......mtcheeeew.........dislyk button is seriously needed

Mo ti gbo oooo....... can i go nw?

Kudos baba

Don jazzy is a mature guy......they just part ways and they ar nt enemy

If me sef get money wella i go fine paz him........although i get tribal mark 4 face lol....

ARE............Bcoz am d most troublesome and d most brilliant student................ARE gbogbo student

Shey don jazzy get six packs or dangote?No dey form six packs wen na money sure paz

He won’t use condoms; you use the pills… why? cos he wants it natural (ovarian cancer n infertility in view )
He gets you pregnant; you have aborted like 5times….why? cos he is not ready
Becos he is tired of the natural place for copulation, he moves to your ass, cos its tighter then you begin to lick n smell ….why? cos you want to please and not loose him (SMH)
You av been wearing his engagement rings 4 close to 4yrs, he is not wearing any …why? cos he has promised u marriage (May God help u)
He wants a BJ, but he won’t do same to you…..why? cos he feels you are not so clean “there”
You dress half naked thinking you look sexy, he isn’t complaining, but he has more cloths on…..don’t be surprised when he takes a more decent gal home.
BE WISE……

Ralphjoe: Could this be the reason why my airtel internet bundle that was suppose to expire on the 18th of jan(being yesterday) refuse to expire? Infact am still using it now to surf the net nw.

mine too suppose to finish yesterday and am still usin it

Dagrin and Fela kuti...................if na 3 celebrities i wil also bring back Bob Marley

Rex123: my dad and my virginity

ur virginity don die? Is it by mistake or intentionally? I guess no b mistake

Geomac: Six Bottles of Coke multiply by Eighteen Cubes of Sugar is equal to One Hundred and Eight Cubes of Sugar per day

6 coke x 18 sugar = 108 cubes of sugar

You know the result, right?

sugar contains 6cubes of sugar nt 18..........6*6=36

Olamide adedeji is d best among them.......take it or leave it

Na true talk oooooo but am happy am a male

My post on d front page of nairaland 4 d 1st fuckin tym am fuckinly happy

My post on d front page 4 d 1st fuckin tym am fuckinly happy

U ar cursed wen u ar to b d ambassador of ur country but durin interview u dnt knw d capital of 1 of d state in ur country abeg i dnt mention name oooo lolzzz

Wen u ar hooked in a hold up on ur way to get job u av to get there by 8a.m and it is already 7:53a.m abeg go wash ur head 4 river

My Wife died because her Jehovah Witness family rejected blood transfusion – Husband

One Mr. Emmanuel Timothy has accused his wife of being responsible for his wife’s death.

The late Mrs Grace Emmanuel died on Monday after rejecting blood transfusion at the National Hospital in Abuja.

The aggrieved husband in an interview disclosed that his wife died “because her Jehovah Witness family rejected blood transfusion…they refused to consent to her having a blood transfusion.”

According to Timothy, his wife after having had a complicated miscarriage was made to undergo a surgery which further resulted into complications.

He said “When she complained of serious stomach ache, we rushed her to the National Hospital where the doctor said her stomach had to be flushed. But, before the flushing, they said she needed blood transfusion because she had already lost such much blood. However, she did not get the blood transfusion because her religion and family forbid blood transfusion. Over our dead body, it is better she dies than for her to take another person’s blood, they said to me.”

Timothy Emmanuel stated that he would be pressing charges against his late wife’s family.

“I have to press charges because they prevented my wife from receiving blood transfusion.

Until her death, the late Mrs Emmanuel was a police corporal assigned to the Wuse Zone 3 Police Division, Abuja.

http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/01/08/my-wife-died-jehovah-witness-family-rejected-blood-transfusion-husband/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=my-wife-died-jehovah-witness-family-rejected-blood-transfusion-husband

Wickedness,ignorance or wat wil u cal this?

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INNO18: Mavin Records First Lady, Tiwa Savage
showed up in a stunning orange dress to
Bez's Super Sun concert. For those wey go
fashion school...rate the outfit on a scale of
1-10

she makes sense coz i lyk dat gurl i giv her 11/10

What about diz?...check it out

afam4eva: This is the exact same reason why i hate traveling. That's why i feel sorry for people who travel too often because the more you travel the more likely you'll be involved in an accident and the more likely you'll see Jesus. I don't travel except it's absolutely necessarily.

Generally my phobia is the fear of dieing:

When walking by the road side, i almost watch all the cars passing to make sure none has lost control because i don't want the newspapers the next day to read "Car loses control kills ten" - God forbid

When i'm on a bike or in a car and the driver stops besides a trailer, i usually come out and run before the trailer will fall because this kind of news is very common - Tufiakwa

If i'm crossing the road, i always even if it's a one-way road, i always look left and right and if no car is coming, i beat Usain bolts record by running with a speed of light. Big boy no dey for that one oo. Because if you do shakara for road ou must be ready to do shakara in coffin. Death is no respecter of persons.

I don't even attempt to quarrel or fight with people because in my mind i'm thinking "What if this guy gives me one punch and i don't wake up, what will happen?".

I try as much as possible not to annoy any of my clients because in my mind they might decide to assassinate me. I was scared in my pants the day a client called me after i blocked his website and told me that he will deal with me in this lagos. O boy the kind fear wey catch me that day ee. If i just see any guy passing by, i would think he was sent to me that he would bring out a gun and shoot me - Tufiakwa.

u too 4ni oooo but we must to die 1DAY

ojuikwu: YORUBA NA BEST IN TRIBE .ODUA GBE NIGERIA

ase ooooo

ajasa4link: May the 201 gods in ile-ife forbid this....

lolzzzz oduduwa obatala oranmiyan okanbi ogun sango e.t.c lolzzz ur comment sounds 4ni [color=#990000][/color]

Smart jeezy: I know some ifa like:.EJI OGBE...
OYEKU MEJI...
IWORI MEJI...
ODU MEJI....
OKANRAN MEJI...
IROSUN MEJI...
OWONRIN MEJI...
OGUNDA MEJI...
OSA MEJI...
IRETE MEJI...

i knw all, i get juju account 4 my house i inherit it but i no dey do am coz i always afraid

youngies: The Osun State Government has announced a comprehensive plan for the state’s secondary school students to study Ifa as one of their subjects.

The state Governor, Ogbeni Raufu Aregbesola, said the schools’ computer tablet had application for Ifa studies.

Aregbesola made the relevation yesterday during the special prayers session to usher in the New Year, organized with clerics from all religions praying for the peace and growth of the state.

Clerics who offered special prayers for the state included the President General, League of Imams and Alfas in the South-West, Alhaji Mustapha Ajisafe; the Chairman, Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) in the state, Evangelist Abraham Aladeseye; and frontline Ifa priest, Chief Ifayemi Elebuibon, among others.

The special prayer affected official functions in the state secretariat and other government offices, as top civil servants across all parastatal agencies graced the occasion held in the premises of the Bola Ige House, state secretariat, Abere, Osogbo.

Bishop of Osogbo Diocese of the Methodist Church, Bishop John Bamigboye, advised the government to compensate those whose property were demolished as a result of the ongoing road dualization in the state.

Bamigboye enjoined the government to return Christian and Islamic Religious Studies to all primary and secondary schools in the state.

Governor Aregbesola, in his remarks at the ceremony, declared that 2013 would be a year of total freedom for the state, stressing that the year would be for the people of the state a year of total turn-around and liberty.

According to the governor, the government’s major desire for the state in 2013 is to ensure the fulfillment of the desires of the state’s founding fathers, stressing: “Osun State will be freed in 2013 from hunger, mystery, poverty and under-development.”

He said his government has paid over N600 million as compensation to owners of demolished structures, even as he assured that those who were yet to receive their compensation would get theirs soon.

Aregbesola also disclosed that his government had returned religious studies to all public primary and secondary schools in the state, adding that the free computer tablet tagged ‘opon Imon’, which the government would present to secondary school students had an application for Ifa studies.

He also prayed for peace and development of the state in 2013 and urged all the people to support his government and the country with prayers, saying: “Nigeria needs prayers for an end to come to the security problem confronting the northern part of the country.”

Aregbesola added that his desire for the year was to make the state the envy of other states in the country, saying he had come to the state to do the works of God.

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/osun-students-to-study-ifa-aregbesola/

[color=#990000][/color] Baba kabiru @ it again

dopeJemi: Buh I Like 2face, van-persie and Rooney and ur chickaLa. R dey not good peopLe?

....2Baba na best nigerian hip hop artiste na but i lyk dbanj small oooo but tubaba na my best singer. I also gbadun prof olamide