₦airaland Forum

Arsene Wenger

This summer, can you spend more than £20 million on a player who is not a French youngster with a name that is not almost impossible to pronounce?

We all know Cesc Fabregas is going to end up at Barcelona sooner or later, so can you please make sure the transfer is done sooner than later because quite frankly, everyone is sick of hearing about it.

Alex McLeish

Surprise, surprise! You’re in charge of Aston Villa. All I can say is, best of luck and don’t be too sad when you lead Villa to relegation at the end of the season. Of course, you’ll be sacked after Aston Villa find themselves in the Championship, but don’t be too sad, some poor club will unknowingly appoint you as their manager, and your lack of managerial skill will lead them to their worst ever season.

Andre Villas-Boas

Calling yourself ‘The Sh*t One’ to avoid comparisons to Jose Mourinho was not the smartest thing to do, since that will most likely be your new name if you fail to lead Chelsea to a trophy or two in the upcoming season.

With most of the top clubs having already made some signings, you should really get a move on if you wish to have any of your targets available.

David Moyes

Since taking over Everton in 2002, you’ve made sure the Toffees have maintained a decent position in the English Premier League. However, that never was and still isn’t good enough for anyone. The fact that your greatest achievement with Everton is a FA finalist medal, is quite pathetic. I suggest you change things around and try to build a team that is good enough to challenge Manchester United for the title or at least a cup win in the upcoming season.

Kenny Dalglish

Are you trying to make Liverpool into the next Manchester City? We know you have new rich owners, but that does not mean you spend £35 million on Andy Carroll and £16 million on Jordan Henderson. The ridiculous sums of money you have been splashing around make you worse than Roberto Mancini, and that’s saying something.

Roberto Mancini

You’ve turned Manchester City into quite a circus, with all the useless expensive signings since you took over the club. You have also had your fair share of drama with the likes of Carlos Tevez’s transfer request during the time he was club captain and Kolo Toure’s failed drug test, which had happened apparently because the player had been taking his wife’s weight loss pills.

Word of advice, next time you back up your coke-sniffing players, make sure their excuses are plausible.

Sir Alex Ferguson

Most people, including many Manchester United fans will agree with me when I say this, I think it’s high time you retired. You’ve been hogging the manager’s post for 25 years now, it’s too much.

While we all agree you’ve done a fantastic job, it’s time you gave someone else a chance to prove themselves at one of the best club’s in England.

PS. Just curious, don’t you ever run out of gum?

Tony Pulis

Did you actually bid £6 million for Daniel Sturridge? Yes? Wow. I have nothing else to say.

Harry Redknapp

Let Luka Modric go. I’m sure what you’re doing with the Croatian midfielder is against the law in some part of the world.

You have more than exploited the fact that he has not yet handed in a transfer request out of respect for the club and supporters.

There have even been rumours that you are holding the player hostage in your basement to keep him from talking to the media.

If he wants to go to Chelsea, let him go.

Moving on to more serious things, use some sun screen next time you’re in the sun. You look like a lobster


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TEX, DOUBLE N

Where u @

What do u think abt the Dell Streak compared to Desire HD??

Da Doctor:
I BET THIS EMOFINE OF A POSTER WONT BE A FINE GAL.
FINE GALS NO DEY MAKE NOISE
NA TODAY

God Bless You

@ mobinga

heheheheh update your scores and repost again

Negro_Ntns:
if u wer d guy,wat wud u do?? wud u take bk your ring or 4gt abt it??

Moonraker, , forget $9000 Are you crazy?

What do you mean

Hello Gents and Ladies

Serious Issue here!!!!

A friend of mine proposed to his girlfriend with a ring worth $9000,

Few months later,The lady brks up wit d guy,

Question- if u wer d guy,wat wud u do?? wud u take bk ur ring or 4gt abt it?? if u wer d lady,wat wud u also do?

@ nanidee2

Coming From you?? You have just joined the list of 744 headed ladies here on NL.

So what?? you girls are angels?? really??

Imma ask three questions

1. Have you ever been to a club before??

2. when was the last time you went to a club??

3. What are your reasons for going to the club?? Lets start from these three questions.

Tumababa

Does it mean that the network now comes up

automatically without the need of dialing 112

@ D-Sense

Talk to tumbaba on this thread, You can use Gevey Sim to unlock your iphone 4 without any side effects.

mtn and airtel offers

MR won 90 or is it 190 now

GO AND bleeping GET MARRIED ALREADY AND LEAVE NAIRALAND

WOMEN ALONE AND STOP OPENING USELESS THREAD ALL OVER THE

PLACE!!!!!

@ D-Sense


Hahahahahhah no hard feeling brov.

Let me elaborate on the mtn/airtel thing.

the last time i was in nigeria, i took my iphone 4 and htc magic with me.

I had the mtn sim in the iphone 4 and htc magic had the airtel sim.

To be honest, i might be making this up but the rate at which my credit vanished on my airtel

was quite different from the way it dissapeared on my mtn. mtn was like fire fire. any little u do

on the internet, gbam, money gone but for airtel, it took a while before i exhausted my credit

but i noticed that on airtel, the data package is separate from the calling package. (dont knw if i am making any sense)

One more thing, MTN 3G is avaliable everywhere in lagos i think while airtels 3G is limited but i was able to use 3G at Victoria Island.

There is nothing like UNLIMITED. everything is capped. once u have reached ur quota or the expiry period comes (which is usually 90days tops)

you get disconnected.

At the end of the day brov, its all on u to make the decision!!!

@ 4llerbuntu

Erm in two words, Phone Modem.

Its controls the calls, data traffic etc

OLD ROM plus NEW BASEBAND equals PROBLEMS

@ D-sense

You wanna knw the first thing that came to my mind when i sawa your post??

I was like big head, look at ur mouth that looks like unlimited. I would figure that

that would with a username like urs, u did figure it out in a lit bit.(Note; i aint insulting u, just telling

u exactly what i thought)


Incase!!! After all i have written up there, you end up not been offended, pls read on

There are three (3) ways to find out the answers to your questions


1. Leave the romance thread alone and head over to the computer and phone thread. The amount of info you

did find there is amazing!!!!!

2. Search Google

3. If number one and two fails, then the answer to your question would be MTN, for the sole reason that they have

micro sims avaliable for sale plus their 3G service is someworth ok but not unlimited (Your not in egypt). I prefer

Airtel though because i feel there are reliable.

Erm what kind if apps are u looking for in particular

Tooo bad!!!!!

@ 4llerbuntu

4llerbuntu:
havent dropped it yet tho wen i went thru it, the baseband appeared greyed out in the settings tab.

wats the easiest way to know if its been flashed before?

not really sure it will update vis sony officially in naija/bad internet

at least there is a 2.1 official rom?

To be honest with you, i really dont have a clue. On the rom aspect, yes, there is an official 2.1 rom,

erm you do realize that u could load the rom thru adb command line, right?? just saying,

@ naijatoday


The big difference is their processors. The sensation spots a Dual Core processor at the rate of 1.2ghz while the

desire HD spots a Single core processor clocked at 1ghz.

@ Turion

erm yeah but that means u will have to use ur dvd drive externally??

@ turion

Its hard to say. my best guess would be a NO for the sole reason

that u did have to have configured it that way before it got to you.

if you got it stock (i mean buying outright) then it isnt possible.

@ 4llerbuntu

The x10 is an ok andriod phone. pretty standard stuff except for the connection with bravia Tv etc. for 30k, i think its a good deal.

On the rom front, i assure you that u will be disappointed. while there are so many roms over at xda dev, There isnt a perfect rom yet.

if you flash a rom that isnt from sony, u will lose some sony specific features. Now, rumpur has it that sony will release Gingerbread in

september so if you can wait till then, then there wouldnt be any use flashing those custom roms.

my two yen

NEWS UPDATE

There has been rumours that Microsoft might go all out with a 64bit only

Windows 8 release and that the versions of this release would be

Windows 8 (Tablet Version)

Windows 8 (Pro, Ultimate ) Respectively.


Lastest Windows 8 Build String

6.1.7850.0.winmain_win8m1.100922-1508_x86vol_client-enterprise_en-us.iso

twinskenny:
we do bro,
you got your htc hd yet?

Nah bro, still seeking consel

@ Bigrovar and Double N

Thanks a million,

I figured that was the case and yes i do realize that the dhd has been rebranded into all that,

I got to admit though, i really really the size of the dhd screen although its would have been nice to

have an iphone 4 with the size same as dhd. oh well, i guess u cant have it all,

@ double N

what u think of desire hd?? better than the iphone 4??

You do realize that u could just post some pic to increase interest, right

@ Candylips

candylips:
windows 8 for tablet. oh please.

imagine waiting for 3 mis for the tablet to boot up because windows is booting up

I realize that ur a windows hater. but dogg, let me remind you whether or not ur a mac or linux fan boy,

it still wouldnt take one naira away from microsoft. As bad as Vista was, It still sold in millions. The Mac

platform is what it is today becos its sells its own hardware. something microsoft isnt really brave in doing

becos it is a software company. so pls, stop hating, cheers

UPDATE ON ONE PART OF WINDOWS 8 (INTERNET EXPLORER 10)

So i was given a preview software for internet explorer 10 today and i have

been using it for the past 5hours. Very Impressed so far with the speed and all,

I am alit bit annoyed cos microsoft have decided to remove the address bar totally

away from version 10. They are less customization in this version. Its also has a

manual switch to use your graphics card for online gaming or not.

nice product so far!!!!

65k when converted

@ house

i am about to lay my hands the htc desire hd, wat u think of this badboy?