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Celebrities / Re: 'I Am Madam Not Baby' - BBNaija's Angel Smith Says As She Shines In New Photos by moonraker(m): 7:21am On Nov 01, 2021
slowice:
Wowo girl... Last pix be like say she want to go shit grin
Carry groundnut oil rub everywhere come dey shine like gorimakpa grin

Remind me not to get on your bad side. grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Without NIN Won’t Get Passports, Driving Licence – NCC by moonraker(m): 7:32am On Sep 30, 2021
angry angry angry angry
Priorities.

Nigeria making it difficult of it citizens at every turn.

Start and stop everywhere you go.

First, it was national ID. followed by voters ID, followed by BVN, now its NIN? Whats next? MIM or MMM?
Celebrities / Re: Speed Darlington Releases Statement After Release From Police Custody by moonraker(m): 4:28am On Aug 20, 2021
Tottenham:
Speed Darlington ko

Fat Dog Mendoza ni

Lol as much as I’m not a fan, you need to quit posting. Your response makes no sense and fails to address the matter at hand.
Politics / Re: Seven Airlines Got ₦2.84 Billion COVID-19 Stimulus Package – FG by moonraker(m): 7:27am On Jul 06, 2021
tell you what, playing devils advocate here but as much as we blame Buhari for everything, it is the people at the middle and buttom of the food chain of government, that are the real rogues here.

Imagine issuing money for a specific purpose and none of that money is felt in the industry.

Local airlines treat customers like shit as if the customers dont pay for their tickets..

Airports are a mess! Nothing seems to be working!
Sports / Re: Update On The New 18,000 All Seater, All Covered Eket Stadium In Akwa Ibom by moonraker(m): 1:04am On Jun 28, 2021
Something about Nigerian architectural design that baffles me.... cheesy cheesy

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Science/Technology / Re: Snake Dies In Sagamu After Swallowing Pregnant Goat(pics). by moonraker(m): 10:57am On May 13, 2021
safe to say that the snake swallowed more than it can chew angry angry

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Romance / Re: Ever Regretted Breaking Up With Your Ex After Starting A New Relationship? by moonraker(m): 12:53am On May 13, 2021
Only goes to show that actions do have consequences.

Take whatever action you feel like taking, roll with it and own it and dont look back.
Religion / Re: Pictures From The Burial Of Pastor Dare Adeboye by moonraker(m): 3:27pm On May 11, 2021
May we not use our hands to bury our children in name of Jesus.

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Sports / Re: Timo Werner Misses Big Chance To Score Vs Real Madrid, Fans React (Photos) by moonraker(m): 4:21pm On Apr 28, 2021
Still does not come close to Yakububu`s miss. angry angry angry
Romance / Re: What Is The Worst Reply You Got From A Girl You Asked Out? by moonraker(m): 10:21am On Apr 17, 2021
Me: So.... can i see you on Saturday?

Girl: For?

Suffice to say, the writing was on the wall.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy: I Could Win A Grammy And People Will Still Feel I Am Not Good Enough by moonraker(m): 9:06am On Apr 17, 2021
In the wise words of IsrealDMW
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM cheesy grin angry

Ok on a serious note, May i suggest that you win the Grammy first?
Travel / Re: Why Is There A Passport Booklet Scarcity? by moonraker(m): 8:45am On Apr 17, 2021
If you think the scarcity you speak of is bad, wait until you are in a situation where there is a Nigerian Embassy
that does not process nor accept passport renewals nor new applications.

Makes you wonder why there is an Embassy in the first place.
Celebrities / Re: Alexx Ekubo Acquires A Toyota Land Cruiser (Video) by moonraker(m): 10:03am On Apr 15, 2021
where una dey see this money?
Romance / Re: Man Goes To Propose To His Girlfriend, Catches Her Having Sex With Another Man by moonraker(m): 6:01pm On Apr 10, 2021
The cheater is MAD.

The woman who wrote that tweet, attached to this post is also MAD.

Its always what the guy did huh?

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Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Did A Permanent Pointed Nose Surgery (Photos, Video) by moonraker(m): 10:09am On Apr 09, 2021
angry angry angry
I mean no dis respect, but she should have taken care of the nose hair first. before anything. shocked shocked
Romance / Re: Spending Money On A Woman You Are Dating Is Stupidity - Reno Omokri Tells Men by moonraker(m): 12:52am On Mar 25, 2021
The point here is, It is totally fine to spend but not gun point sort of spending.
if you aint feeling in the mood to give, then dont.
Travel / Re: Panic As Massive Deportation Of Nigerians From Germany Begins Tomorrow by moonraker(m): 1:12am On Mar 16, 2021
The key phrase here is people living in Germany illegally.
Romance / Re: Never Have A Three-some, It's Not Worth It - Heartbroken Lady (Photo) by moonraker(m): 12:20am On Mar 07, 2021
question is why isnt she pregnant?

some many unanswered questions. SO the guy used a condom with her but not with her friend??
Romance / Re: “Someone Should Marry Me It’s Urgent, I’ll Explain During Honeymoon” – Lady Begs by moonraker(m): 1:23pm On Mar 04, 2021
check out her history, you will find out that during her youngling years, her shakara no get part 2. angry angry angry

Time for her to go to Shiloh 2021 cheesy cheesy grin grin angry angry

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Romance / Re: After I Took A Loan For Her, She Blocked My Number by moonraker(m): 4:18am On Feb 23, 2021
I have no respect for a woman who doesnt have her own money and believes that being in a relationship automatically means that i should pay your bills. That is all. angry angry angry angry angry

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Family / Re: Outrageous Traditional Marriage List In Akwa Ibom: Man Runs Away by moonraker(m): 5:58pm On Feb 11, 2021
MejiLoyon:
Marriage is for men not boys
That being said E no mean say make them butcher the guy na. A certain person I know was given a list longer than that. The guyman just called the father of the lady and they started adding and subtracting. Last last the list slim down. Even the parents of the girl sef go slim am. Unless them wan keep the lady for house till she turn Spider woman...because her punna go don get cobwebs.


That aside na so their list be and dem still dey promiscuous? One for my estate here na for general consumption. The husband dey China na so boys start to shine her China.

opening statement while valid, is irrelevant to the topic at hand.
Events / Re: Pastor Essay Oggory Refuses To Join Couple Because Of Bride's Lateness To Church by moonraker(m): 12:48pm On Feb 07, 2021
the couple and the pastor are mad, bite me!!!

Why is the bride wailing? Who da fudge is the pastor? A mere mortal before the eyes of God.

I swear, if and when i find my other half and she utters the phrase, My pastor said... Game over.

Aint no body got time for that crap....
Romance / Re: My Heart Is Broken by moonraker(m): 9:28am On Jan 11, 2021
chatinent:
First, buy her a book called Brighter Grammar.



Second, buy yourself a book called Brains! Dead or alive?


Goodnight sir.

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy falls from mattress.
Travel / Re: The Agony Of Passport Expiration In Vietnam by moonraker(m): 1:11am On Jan 07, 2021
Same with the Embassy in Tokyo.

Absolutely useless.

Phone numbers dont work. Embassy closed!!!!

Nothing works in this country.
Romance / Re: "I Can't Settle For Less. If You Don't Have Money Back Off" - Nigerian Woman by moonraker(m): 7:03am On Jan 05, 2021
SAMBARRY:
me I'm against women turning men or relationships to ATM however let's tell ourselves the truth.have you seen otedola, Dangote or other financial big shots complaining about girls saying no to them? They're the ones that control how the relationship should work for them so if you are broke,1st things 1st.running after girls should NEVER be your priority, making the bar should.you Can decide to live in self denial if you want but men with money have access to better alternatives of the kinds of women they want, for how long they want and the terms of the relationship.

If not when have you seen Zuckerberg, Bill Gates or Warren Buffett enter Social Media to complain that their girlfriends/wives are unsubmissive, promiscuous,etc.its always broke men complaining of this shiii

Warren is more concerned about stocks,shares and other investments because he has taken care of that part of his life.

There's a proverb in my home town that says any man that spends the Early and best part of his years chasing women with his efforts and resources to pursue women Instead of personal development,self investment and growth,when he is in the evening part of his life he should not ask anybody why he is broke and no woman wants him

The Bible in the book of Proverbs also reiterated it,it said my son,keep away from the seductive woman because her mouth drips of honey but at the end,you will pay with your life

At your youthful age, you're not investing in education, buisness,stocks and personal growth,Na woman you dey run after and when they do what they know how to do, you will be complaining,why? Because you put the cart before the horse

I find it very hilarious when men still live in self denial that money is not important.oga ade,money forces loyalty and respect. the women know they have no choice than to be Loyal if not their own has finished wink

We are basically saying the same thing, just different approaches. The people you referred to as examples are all rich.

You have the upper class, middle and lower class.

When i speak, i speak from the middle class perspective. Also, when i speak, i speak from a long term, exclusive, lead to marriage point.
Yeah I am old school. Something the indomie generation wont understand.

Money is definitely an important factor when it comes to a relationship. Question is....... Is it the only factor that should be considered?

Criticize me if you like but i believe that a working man, should meet a working woman and it should go on from there. The rest is just noise to me, Sorry.

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Romance / Re: "I Can't Settle For Less. If You Don't Have Money Back Off" - Nigerian Woman by moonraker(m): 12:42am On Jan 05, 2021
SAMBARRY:
grin

The truth hurts

Even a broke guy doesn't like himself but he's expecting another person's daughter to love him

Please don't come for me o because I am not like that hanty.me I don't have manners and boundaries with trolls wink

My mouth is very acidic so EFI oripipe bamisoro cheesy

The entitlement mentality some broke Ñigerian guys have about relationship is astonishing cheesy

Money they don't have
Character, zero
Common sense- nothing
The ones that even managed to temporarily escape poverty ( yes I said temporarily because they're still coming back to square 1) because of their bad habits and life choices.so if they managed to escape poverty for the time being, savings or investment will not enter their brain,they will enter bar and night clubs to make it rain on oloshos.infact some of them will forget they have mothers talkless of taking care of them grin

All their money will enter gambling, alcohol,weed,sex parties and other kinds of stoop1dities then when the money finish they'll be singing "these hoes ain't Loyal" they now pretend as if I didn't once spend on them grin

Were you expecting olosho to give a shii about you? Oloshos and beer parlours are created for men with money and no sense grin

No wonder the Bible Said a fool and his money are soon seperated cheesy

Now let me ask you a question,you that you're broke and expecting a woman To look at your side, wetin you go offer am outside empty promises and preek? grin tongue

So you wan dey deek am on an empty stomach and empty account?

You no get sense tongue

Do you see Dangote complaining that any girl said no to him?

Na him dey choose any woman wey e want regardless of nationality and lastly loyalty was lost since the moment sex became cheap.the remaining Loyal women already going extinct,you will not take care of them

You Go sing these hoes ain't Loyal well o tongue

When analyzing issues such as the one above, it is imperative that one be as objective as possible. You posted some good points in your writeup
and i applaud you for that.

There is a bigger picture here.
Cut your coat according to your size. This applies to both sexes. The door revolves both ways.

Everyone has a choice to do or be with whoever they want to be with. Its takes strong maturity to separate the boys/girls from the man/woman.

When did money become a determinant to be with someone or not?
Where is the courtship? Compatibility check? Goals?

The woman in question: Is she a girl or a woman? Is she mentally ok? What is her background? Sounds like she is looking for a sugar daddy?
Guess we will never know.

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Family / Re: Men, You Must Take Care Of The Baby Even If DNA Confirms The baby Is Not Yours by moonraker(m): 1:05am On Jan 03, 2021
Janesouthall:
U are mad... U are fvcking mad!!!


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Calm down there.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Politicians' Convoy In 1999 VS Present (Video, Photos) by moonraker(m): 12:58am On Dec 23, 2020
Remind me!!!
These are governors?? Using presidential like conveys? And you wonder why things are hard for Nigerians.

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Travel / Re: Japanese Visa And Travelling To Japan by moonraker(m): 12:50am On Dec 23, 2020
blackbriar:

The schools location is nice.
Tama, Tokyo.
Outskirts of Tokyo.
30 mins to Shinjuku on odakyu line.
And 30 mins to Yokohama.
So getting a part time job might be higher.
Apartments are cheap here too especially around noborito and komae,but it's imperative you get school hostel as they are super cheap and convenient.
Goodluck and Godspeed

Whats christmas looking like on your end??
Family / Re: Should I Bring Her Over To The US? by moonraker(m): 12:48am On Dec 23, 2020
If it were a woman you knew for a short period of time, I would say nahhhhhh grin grin

However, 3 years bro.........

Assuming she doesnt have a side guy on the side (because lets face it, anything is possible).

You know what to do. Unless ofcourse, you arent ready yet.

If this is a woman you see yourself spending the rest of your life with, then negotiate with her.

If she has stuck with your for 3 years, then she is level headed.
Family / Re: Should I Bring Her Over To The US? by moonraker(m): 12:44am On Dec 23, 2020
Bola146:
angry Its means you don't love her Three years?!! better you let her know her fate.

Valid point
Romance / Re: When A Guy Passes By, What Do Girls Look At? by moonraker(m): 12:39am On Dec 23, 2020
virginprincess:
For me when a guy passes me the first thing i observe are his looks, his mode of dressing, lastly how responsible and holy ghost filled he is.

Holy ghost?? Really?? angry

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