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enoch273:
Stumbled upon this and decided to share, these are 10 tips on how to remain poor in life.

*TIPS ON HOW TO REMAIN POOR*

1.Never wake up early; Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bed bugs, why hurry to get up?

2.Never plan how to spend your money; Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it.

3.Don't think of saving until you have real big money; How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.

4.Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated; How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade, network marketing or home-based production? That's for people who never went to school!

5.Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital; How do they expect you to invest before you get millions? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with little capital, you as a smart person can only start with millions.

6.Complain about everything except your own attitude and laziness; Blame the system, the government and the banks that refused to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.

7.Spend more than you earn; To achieve this, buy consumer products on credit and keep borrowing from friends and employers.

8.Compete in dressing; Make sure you're wearing the latest clothes. Intimidate the congregation with your trendy fashions every Sunday. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, you get one that is more expensive.

9.Get yourself a nice second hand car; that costs more than three times your yearly salary.

10.Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent; They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you at old.

DeadWrong:
You're inconsequential in the scheme of things. Jokers! Yeeboes should be ashamed that the [b][size=16pt]'zoo'[/size] [/b]is still standing despite the numerous threats. Bunch of online noise makers. Fulani herdsmen have taken over Enugu; they've erected their flags in Abia;
Yewbo women and minors are being kidnapped daily and enjoying the
Fulani blockus. These cowards should do something else they take
over the whole yeeboe land. Not that I care, but we want no more
massive influx of the nyamiris into the SW.

Techgoon:
Open VLC Media Player on your PC or Laptop, click on Media on the top Navigation bar.

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Click on “Convert /Save or press Ctrl+R on your Keyboard.
Click on Add and select the video which you want to extract the audio file and clcik on “Convert / Save”

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Click on Browse to browse where you want to save the audio file, then click on Start to start converting process.

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http://www.techgoon.com/how-to-extract-audio-file-from-video-file-using-vlc-media-player/

femi4:
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techmandy:
This is the first tweak I will be sharing with this year. I call it Mtn Unlimited Free browsing for January 2016. I know how anxious you are to get this working on your device so I won't write much story.



Follow this carefully.
=> Download VPN over DSN HERE…
=> Install it
=> Open the app
=> Skip the first and second box.
=> In the 3rd box, choose any of
the free server.
=> In the 4th box input this IP
address 10.109.5.97.


=> Use ur MTN default settings
.=> Connet and grant root
permission.
.=> That’s all.
=> Connection is preferable with
3g service.
=> It is tested and trusted.
=> Share with your friends and encourage me with comments.

NB:It takes some seconds before it finally connect tested n confirm but u must be patient.

Get more updates here: http://www.techmandy..com/

pweshboi:
I've seen it before.... Saw it like 4 months ago self, though innovative