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beetle24:
[b][/b]it also happened to me ours our baby was just close to 2months she just barged in n pretended not seeing us

who barged in ? Ur mom or Baby

Akrider:
Thinking!! Thinking!!

k... After the thinking wetin u talk

Saw this on Nairaland last night.
Drop your comments if its true or false.

Cc: Ben13, dani1luv

Biggers82:
At 5months old baby u done they hammer your wife again you be Aunmanu
Maybe the baby was stolen from the hospital cos after birth of a baby u should stay away from your wife and look for a small girl to sleep with till the wound heal, to avoid the woman bleeding again so ask your wife how come of the baby cos that baby is not yours
Better go for DNA test
Onye Ara- ola otu......

I typed out of my experience friend.
Now are you talking out of experience?

Nawaooo! Which kin form be this? 35 pages for what?

Ayatullah:
WHICH ONE CONCERN US?
Why bothering the Public with this? It is very clear that you should meet your mother on this issue.

You too just burst on the innocence of many young Nigerians with your useless story.

It is clear you and your mother are mannerless.

Seun Osewa and his moderators are also guilty of bringing this sort of story here.

efri body should be careful here, be lyk 1 mad dog lost chain

mkoabiola:
After adding salt n pepper to story Abeg tell me anoda fabooooooo Hw can ur biological mother call u an animal,dat's fake

bruh I wonder ooo... Btw wetin make think I go come here dey lie about wetin apn to me I out grown fake life sins 8th Nov 2014

castro316:
MUM: where are you ppl *seeing u two* oh what the...

MOORCHMOORE: Mum wait there while I get to the perm site!

MOORCHMOORE: eh!....ooh!....eeh!..eeh!...... haaaaaaa!! Withdraws joystick.

MOORCHMOORE: Hmm! Ehen mum what were you calling us for?

MUM: Mtcheew! Umu anumanu

MOORCHMOORE: Meaning

Quincyolarks:
It wasn't funny then ooo bros, I was in secondary school. The babe nearly died of shame. I guess your mom said what she said in good humor and you guys should take it as such, shebi don marry self. By the way what's omungwo?

its a celebration done for a baby by inlaws, friends and family. Efri body comes with different gift.

Quincyolarks:
Had a similar experience, I was doing my neighbor's daughter in their house and unknown to me my mom had been calling me. She saw my shoes at the entrance of the neighbor's and pushed the door open, behold it was a missionary movie.

Dey Lyk na onli U get my question.

Sassybae:
Funny what if nah doggy position you use Nko..she for just call you dog

that was exactly wot came to my. Wot if I was forming porn, sucking honey well, dog style or raised on of her legs while take from back.

Makeuna Abeg talku nau

It happened day before yesterday around 10pm.
My wife and 5months Son went to see her parent since 21st Aug, that the highest I've stayed without them.

On Friday 4th September, my inlaws came to do Omugo for my Son. I travel to my village that day after work.

After a success event, friends came and gone, I was left with my family members.

The urge to have sex was so high on us, my wife came into the room bang door but forgot to lock it. She was all over me. The summary was that we were at it, my mum was calling us, I didn't bother to grab the door because I thought it's Locked. As she was opening the door I was shouting for her to hold on cause my wife just muttered the door was open. Lol... But then she was already in my room with me on top of my wife, stack naked, light on. All she said as she turned back was "Umu anumanu" ie Animals.

For my I wasn't embarrassed but my wife was.

Married and Unmarried.
Have you had similar experience?
How did you handle it?

Cc: farano, Rocktation

jeffobodo:
shout out to all the dullards in the house heres your chance to make something outta your meaningless results.... atleast you still have an edge over our daura cattle rearing presido that has no certificate

To u "Mr. Brilliant", pray ur case no look Like Reminisce - Local Rappers ft.Phyno & Olamide. The so called "dullards" are getting opportunity to study masters abroad. Wen back companies go rush them. Meanwhile urs still here wit ur 1st class certificate seeking. Nt my prayers for u tho.

K... But would they be that patience for me?

You can only take the horse to the river. If you are done with your best and she's nt positive, look for anoda woman that can do it with or without riches.

My problem is TotalStock - UnitSold = ClosingStock.

The Total Stock is a calculate Field with Open Stock and New Stock. When I did the 2nd Calculation I couldnt get answers

I need your assistance on Expression Builder (ie calculating a Calculated field) Eg. Calculating Field. OpeningStock + NewStock = TotalStock. How do I use TOTAL STOCK - Unit Stock to Get Closing Stock?? TotalStock - UnitSold = ClosingStock Please Help Me ASAP.

sory

how many you knw?

I had an encounter with them in Enugu last year.

A friend gave me a handbill about a newly established company seek for suitable candidate.
On the list was my would like position. So I called the contact on the flyer and was told that interview is on the next day. Hurriedly I prepare my C.V.
I was told to come somewhere St Joseph Emene around 10am.

The next day, I really dressed to kill, packaged my self and C.V.
It was difficult for me to locate the place but finally I made it.
When I called as he instructed me, he ask me to wait under a mango tree. To be honest I was scared as I wait there. Reason is that, the place I was at that moment was more like a primary or secondary school. No sign of company. While there I was imagining the personality that is coming to direct me. Only to see a guy that looks so dry (Okporoko) waving at me. Finally he took me to the venue, it was a class room. As i walk in, I saw some teenager seated as they receive lecture from another dried look girl(you know that type cause by hardships & stress). I stayed and list as she talk rubbish. My anger was that I was made to seat and listen to a girl that am not sure finish secondary school. She was make fake acronym. Example, She would ask who can tell us the meaning of N.A.H.K.Y. When no one answer, she or her partner will answer "Never Allow Hunger Kill You". I was so embarrassed seeing myself seating with secondary school students. After like 20min she introduce a networking business "GNLD". That was when I stood up and left, their one of them try to persuade me. I was so furious with him. It was the same package I mock my guy that told me he attended at holy ghost enugu. That I stress my self to emene. A place I've not been for almost 2year.

Dear Lord, I know na my prayer you desire to make the devils have a change of heart.

Lord I sincerely pray with my heart that you may touch their soul to know we are all created in your image and likeness. I pray in Jesus Name amen!

All thanks to TransformationChange

Very Good info

Fellow Landers, please put mouth. My younger Sister who is doing pastime teaching job while waiting for Nysc, was depressed yesterday because the school proprietor told them he's not going to pay them any wage this holiday.
I don't think its proper even if they are not government workers. Please Friends how can the young teachers go about it(approach proprietor)?

Cc: olawalebabs, Fynestboi,
Richiez

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ceo247frolic:
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Student-athlete, Oluwatoni Onikeku, 20, a student of the University of Massachusetts, Lowell, died on Sunday July 12th while swimming with friends in the Deerfield River in Deerfield, Massachusetts.
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Toni, who was an active member of the campus community, was a high jumper and sprinter for the track and field team, the River Hawks, at the university, where he earned several medals.
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His family left Nigeria when Toni was 7 and have been living in Fitchburg for 13 years. He has been described as a well liked teammate, outstanding athlete, strong student, and an active member of Student-Athlete Advisory Council. May his soul resr in peace...
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This was his last instagram post. Same day he died. May his soul rest in peace, amen.



http://www..net/2015/07/photos-student-athlete-oluwatoni.html

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I remembered in my secondary school day, My School Principal a Catholic Rev. Fr. He used to threaten students that if he see us Jumping fence or sneaking out of school at night, he will shoot the person, he even claimed he has a camera that can capture your face when taken from your back side. With all these both teachers and students are scared of him.
But he suprise us all the day a new hostel (designed by oldboys association) dedicated. I watched him open his white Mercedes Benz, brought out a double barrel gun professionally cork & explod 6 bullet.
Also I've had cases were armed robbers were repelled at parish house by a priest, pastors using guns during Elections.

My ?
Should Men of God handle weapons.

Cc: Lalasticlala, OAM4J[/size][/color]

My tube deflated Network p

I am a low income earner, with a wife, son (3 months +), nephew then 1 inlaw today another tomorrow.
My wife suddenly came home day before yesterday with the news she went Job interview.
The next day, she was ask to start work on next Monday.

Dilemma!
With what am passing through, I desire my wife to work so that we can meetup with some bills.

Our problem is we have a Son that is heading 4th month, her employers can't accept her with our baby.
She went to day cares around and was told they only admit a year plus. I tried to discourage her, knowing what our son is going to pass through. But she accused me of not being supportive.

Please I need professionals here.
This is one place I always get answers and support