₦airaland Forum

Pidgin English has already gained prominence in Nigeria and you are forced to speak it under a serious situation(no matter how you pretend) or you lose something.

Abegi,whether you like it or not if you dont want to speak pidgin,you must hear it around you as long as you are in Nigeria!

You would not be issued any call up letter as all professional bodies' graduates are no longer allowed to serve,instead they are given EXCLUSION CERTIFICATES.To get yours,apply straight to the institute after which you would be given an authorization letter to go to NYSC office in Abuja to collect it.

This is a warning to anyone that buys satchet water from buses at parks to be careful.Pure water has become the easiest way through which thieves(one chance) people operate smoothly and follow up victims successfully in public buses.

MY STORY
I entered into an Egbeda bound bus from ikeja under bridge on saturday july 17,2010 after which a man joined me in the seat.He called a purewater hawker and wanted to buy a satchet with hundred Naira, the seller declined because of no change.The young man begged me to buy for him if i had change,i obliged, bought two satchets and reluctantly drank one.That was all,immediately we got to Egbeda last bus stop i started feeling tipsy and the co-passenger started dragging one of my bags containing my laptop,i shouted at him and he left,from their i immediately lost consciousness untill i woke up on monday july 20,2010 in my house at ikeja with people surrounding me,only to learn that a good samaritan(lady) saw me falling at iyanaiba bus stop,searched my trousers got my phone and luckily dialed my younger brother's number that came to pick me home to ikeja.Thank God my two laptops and other valuables were still with me.It was a great miracle.It was later i found out that the satchet water i bought at ikeja was drugged and sold by a member of the syndicate.I was a targeted victim due to the two bags i was carrying.After reviving i suffered severe hiccups due to the drug i injested into my system through the water.A woman later confirmed it as their latest technique at bus stops,where certain people that drank their water are being monitored untill they fall asleep and their valuables collected from them.Please beware of bus stop pure water because i could have been dead by now had i not been seen by the good samaritan.A car could have run over me or ritualists severe my body.God will always be glorified!

Lekki is a mess! my office is in phase one and i know how i swim almost everyday to the office due to flood and it irritates.The HITECH construction company guys also adds pepper to their injury by demolishing culverts without erecting new ones till date.Lekki stinks,but people still ride on with the name.For me,Ikeja would always remain my best abode anyday!

And more,

I later learnt that the man died.More pics

I was marveled last year February 2009,along Jibowu/Fadeyi road in yaba Lagos, when I saw a young man bleeding profusely with skin falling off. After much persuasions from me to know what happened, he owned up being tied to a pole, set ablaze and later freed to die 'FOR STEALING A CAR STEREO’. Trying further to find out where the incident happened to take up actions and if possible help him, he became angry and consistently hauled insults at everyone. With the degree of the injury sustained I don't think the guy made it to the next day.

These shots are one of my numerous exclusives from Lagos streets but have decided to show it to you and get your feed backs on this JUNGLE JUSTICE. I walk around with my digital camera due to my passion for photography

Be careful it might be a scam.Ziondoughter has warned you please be careful

What of the session of AISHA FALOPE the AIT sports analyst that messed up and won only 250k and was later augmented to 500k?.Her disposition was poor against my expectations

Please if you can give me a reliable information on any big private school with a wide parking space within FESTAC environs,willing to rent it out for WEEKEND use only for school tuition,You would be paid for consultancy.Please you are expected to deliver within a week.It is urgent.Call:08096998784 or mail:moranzthink@yahoo.com

Please,If you can give me a reliable information on any big private school with a wide packing space within FESTAC environs willing to rent it out for only WEEKEND use for school tuition.You will be paid for consultancy.Please this request is urgent and i expect delivery within a week. You can call or text:08096998784 or mail:moranzthink@yahoo.com

With the death and burial of the former Nigeria's president Dr Umaru Yar'adua in Katsina state today and also following the swearing in of the former vice president;Dr Goodluck Jonathan as president, analysis has shown that the first major challenge facing the new president, is the appointment of  a Vice president.

Who do you think should be the new Vice president?

Please i urgently need a space in any private school in Festac Town (preferably a storey building,with ten classrooms capacity and parking space) for weekend school lectures only. Anyone with a reliable info should quickly call me on: 08038395522 or moranocee@yahoo.com

Thanks so much for your blabs.Which qualification are you pursuing now that is at the ENVY OF MY INSTITUTE? Do you see how you have exposed your childish foolishness my frustrated fellow?So you have not been able to secure any qualification after dropping out? Ha ha ha, that was why i insisted on you telling the whole world your qualification.

Yes CIA's CHARTER was gotten by decree 103 of 1992, later changed to ACT OF PARLIAMENT 103 of 1992 it is foolish for you to say it was a BACKDOOR -PADDY PADDY ARRANGEMENT(Why didnt you say it was JUJU manipulation). Does it mean that Chartered Institute of Stockbrockers,Chartered Institute of Taxation and other laws of 1992 were fake?(Exposing your ignorance once again) Visit: www.nigeria-law.org/LFN-1992 to be updated,I have gotten an extract for all to see here:National Agricultural Seeds Decree
72

Maritime Operations Co-ordination Board Decree
74

Nigerian Communications Commission
75

Chartered Institute of Taxation of Nigeria
76

Legal Practitioners (Amendment) (No. 2) Decree
77

Medical and Dental Practitioners (Amendment) Decree
78

Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University, Bauchi Decree
79

Nigerian Tourism Development Corporation Decree
81

National Office of Industrial Property (Change of name, etc.) Decree
82

Nursing and Midwifery (Registration, etc. (Amendment) Decree
83

Armed Forces (Certain Rented Accomodation) (Enforcement and Validation) Decree
84

Nigerian Press Council Decree
85

Environmental Impact Assessment Decree
86

News Agency of Nigeria (Amendment) Decree
87

Nigerian Urban and Regional Planning Decree
88

Fertilizer (Control) Decree
90

Pharmacists Council of Nigeria Decree
91

National Agricultural Land Development Authority Decree
92

Nigerian National Merit Award Decree
96

Copyright (Amendment) Decree
98

Institute of Public Analysts of Nigeria Decree
100

Nigerian Football Association Decree
101

Nigerian Professional Football League ) (Repeal, etc.) Decree
102

Chartered Institute of Administration Decree
103

Utilities Charges Commission Decree
104

Chartered Institute of Stockbrokers of Nigeria
105

University of Abuja Decree No. 106 1992
106

Centre for Automative Design and Development Decree
107

Inland Fisheries Decree
108

Bankruptcy (Amendment) Decree
109


For your information, I parade the following professional qualifications which ACIA enabled me: ACMA,SPSM,ANIM,MCIPS if i had wanted ACCA i would have gotten it in eye's twinkle with their previous exemptions to ACIA and subsequent new increase in exemption.Most students that speak foul of ACIA actually used it as a stepping stone to get other qualifications they couldnt have gotten ordinarily.So big-bros Fire Fire, it would do you no good to keep pouring your anger here to distract others instead of looking for a solution to your problem.ACIA is my root and I must continue spreading the good news! NO TIME FOR FURTHER ARGUMENT ON IRRELEVANT ISSUES LIKE YOURS, SLEEP & REASON!

A sales/Accounts Executive is urgently needed for employment in a reputable media house in Lekki Lagos.

The ideal candidate:

Should possess an OND from Business Related course such as Accounting ,Marketing etc

MUST be residing on Lagos island (Obalande, VI,Ikoyi, Lekki or Ajah)

Should be a MALE not above 25 years of Age

Ability to communicate fluently in spoken and written English

Send your CV to :moranocee@yahoo.com within one week of this publication

Please visit www.cia-ng.org and check the DOWNLOAD section to get the list of fees.

Aiico Insurance PLC seeks the services of well motivated individuals as MARKETING OFFICERS.

QUALIFICATION: Degree holders, HND, OND and NCE.

Come personally for interview with credentials and applications to: Mr ONYEMAECHI HARRIS, Aiico Insurance PLC, 36/38 Industrial Avenue, Ilupeju Lagos (CAPPA Bus stop)

Tel: 019510690, 08037059291.

DATE: Friday,26th  Feb, 2010 & Monday, 1st March, 2010.

Time: 8.30am prompt

Note: Adequate training would be provided, so marketing experience is not a must.

Applicants MUST be residing in Lagos.

Ifunanya, vacancy exists only in Lagos for IT students.Thanks

A media house of repute with an office in LEKKI-LAGOS, requires for urgent employment, IT students as DISTRIBUTION/SALES EXECUTIVES.

REQUIREMENTS
The intending applicants must:
-Live around Lagos Island
-Be determined and result oriented
-Be able to Communicate effectively in written and spoken English
-Be presentable

METHOD OF APPLICATION
Applications and CVs should be sent within 7 days of this publication to:

think@moranzthink-ng.com

Please I would like to affirm the official website Of CIA, the site: www.cia-ng.org

General info: info@cia-ng.org

Registrar: registrar@cia-ng.org.

Keep browsing and sending your inquiries through this website.

Thanks!

The official website of Chartered Institute of Administration is: www.cia.org.ng
General info: info@cia.org.ng

Registrar: registrar@cia.org.ng

May God bless all Nigerian Professionals!

ANAMBRA STATE BORN ARTISTES (ACTORS/ACTRESSES, MUSICIANS, COMEDIANS) WOULD BE HOSTED IN A DINNER
AT GOLDEN GATE RESTAURANT IKOYI LAGOS  ON SUNDAY, MAY 24TH 2009 BY 4PM; HOST: BARR.EMEKA ETIABA-A GOVERNORSHIP ASPIRANT UNDER THE RULING PARTY IN ANAMBRA STATE. 
THIS EVENT PROMISES TO BE A CLASSIC ONE AS THE WHO-IS-WHO IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY WOULD BE PRESENT TO SHOWCASE THEIR SUPPORT IN THE GOVERNORSHIP AMBITION OF THE CHIEF HOST. ONE OF HIS AGENDA IS TO RE-ACTIVATE THE ENTERTAINMENT SECTOR IN THE STATE THROUGH TALENT DISCOVERY AND YOUTH EMPOWERMENT.

THE EVENT IS POWERED BY THE GALLERY INTERNATIONAL MAGAZINE- AN  EVENTS, FASHION AND LIFE STYLE MAGAZINE

FOR MORE INFO:CALL:08023051931, 08023877600 ,018743400[b](STRICTLY BY INVITATION)[/b]

Please get me right by reading between the lines. Do not be afraid cos you are on course! I said CORPORATE FINANCIAL ADMINISTRATION or CORPORATE FINANCE AND ADMINISTRATION which is just a merger of both former courses.If you have registered under financial Administration, you would still run the new courses without any conversion and at the end be issued ACIA certificate in Corporate Finance and Administration.
Again since you are a student already, I believe that your exemption rate have been communicated to you earlier. If you have HND in a business related discipline, you will start from the final professional practice level PP1 from where you would proceed to PP2 & 3.
Thanks

NOW VISIT: www.cia-ng.org

Are you a professional: Lawyer, Doctor,Administrator,Accountant, Engineer, Architect,Pharmacist etc? A golden opportunity awaits you, hurry and visit [color=Black]www.nigerianprofessional.com [/color]and SEARCH [/b]for your profession to register in your own profession's segment for FREE. Your fellow professional colleagues have registered and are getting professional support, so why can't you? nigerianprofessional.com is a website for the promotion of professionalism and professionals in Nigeria.It has great value adding services for professionals in the areas of:Free classified ads, free website designs for small businesses, links to important value adding websites,free space for slide show display and sharing of pictures, avenue for getting access to other professional bodies and members to share ideas,free periodical News letters to assist your professional careers, Avenue for EMPLOYMENT and CONTRACT OPPORTUNITIES, and lots more.Above all, PROMOTING YOURSELF AND PROFESSION to international recognition.

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God bless you!
God bless Nigerian Professionals!
God bless nigerianprofessional.com!

MORAN.C
moranocee@yahoo.com

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Please remember that MORAN referred to this site.

God bless you abundantly!
God bless Nigerian Professionals!
God bless nigerianprofessional.com!

Regards,
MORAN .C
moranocee@yahoo.com 07029797834

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Please remember that MORAN referred to this site.

God bless you abundantly!
God bless Nigerian Professionals!
God bless nigerianprofessional.com!

Regards,
MORAN .C
moranocee@yahoo.com 07029797834

I am very sorry for delaying this reply because there was no notification to me.Please have the following addresses of the ABUJA study centres and do not hesitate to call the numbers  on the attached document for further verifications:

*AFRICAN BUSINESS SCHOOL
3rd Avenue,plot 100,Gwarinpa Estate.

*SHEPHERD HOUSE ACADEMY LIMITED
IE Road,House 2, Federal Housing Estate Lugbe Abuja.

*New Idea Management consults
17 University Road, Phase one.

REGARDS

MORAN.C