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ebukason3:
What's the company name on the said satchet water or do they package it themselves.

Yes they package it themselves. They have a strong operational syndicates. They use it for one-chance operations too and also have the antidotes

They should have roasted them alive. Idiots! I was once a victim of this drugged water at computer Village Ikeja in 2011 and later found myself unconscious at Iyana Iba according to what they told me. I was unconscious for 5 days after God miraculously saved me. They targeted my laptops but they didn't succeed. I wrote about it on Nairaland here. These guys have syndicates all over. I also saved a victim while going to CMS due to my past experience.
[/color][color=#990000]Till date I don't consume table or sachet water while in a public bus.

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I talked about our decaying Educational System when I posted how a young boy was gifted N5000 and 11exercise books by Past Governor Amosun of Ogun State for coming top in Essay Competition on May 27, 2019 not knowing that another shocker is pending. This time around, it’s a N100 (One Hundred Naira) prize money given to the best Graduating Student of the Civil Engineering Student of EKITI STATE UNIVERSITY.

I searched the name of the Awardee on Facebook and confirmed to be sure and he confirmed the story to be true. This is my outburst on Facebook:
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This looks like a joke but don’t doubt it totally nothing is impossible. Our Educational system keeps messing up. Big Brother Naija would be giving out a whooping sum of N60million worth of Prize to this year’s winner for messing up in the house and enjoying for 3 months. May thunder fire all the enemies of Education and those belittling it in Nigeria ����� I REST MY CASE! #IRMC

MrFly:
i do not need checking ur signature line, ur comment says it all, imagine u, trying to instigate the gullible public to start up unnecesary and harsh criticism of the government just because ur friends kid was not rewarded handsomely with cash. U said the price for excellence is a prize and the little kid got prizes. The problem of this country is 'awoof' which i understood from ur write up that ur are a strong supporter of. I do not know the governor and am not from that state but i wont sit and watch people of ur kind promoting laziness among the masses through 'awoof' from the government, its agencies, corporate bodies or even individuals. Hardwork pays but we Nigerians must understand that everything isnt about cash. Get that into ur thick skull. Proudly Akwa Ibom son!

You are a disgrace to Akwa Ibom state and even the dogs would deny you for this statement! When a sane man tries to argue with a mad man he begins to sound mad. I can no longer argue with you as the best place for you to rest is the Yaba Left estate with your friends. So sad to have people like you walking freely and talking. I doubt if you ever value education

MrFly:
tanx but i still insist that ur penchant for 'free' money is second to none. We have millions of kids like that in the street who partake and come out tops in academic activities daily. Must we always reward excellence with cash? Retrace ur steps and help d country grow.. Dont be a money monger!

The more you try to make sense you sound more foolish. Who is talking about Cash reward here? What about scholarships? Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well not do things without shame. PRIZE is different from GIFT so anything given as a PRIZE didn’t come free cos hardwork is the PRICE for PRIZE. I know your mediocrity comment is because you were part of the idiotic conspiracy at that event. May your sweat go unrewarded! It could have been better with a handshake instead of fooling themselves. Kindly note that the father of the Child is not agitating for anything but I took it up as an Education Advocate because anyone that heard it became embarrassed themselves that a Governor or an event of that magnitude could mock Education publicly. Kindly CHECK MY SIGNATURE LINE

Can you listen to yourself? People are expected to think with their brains not through their anuses

MrFly:
The problem in Nigeria starts with people like mr. Poster. What do u expect the government to give the boy? Millions abi? May God forgive our parents whose penchant for greed and material things can never be defined. The sky is ur limit young lad

Did you not read that the Governor is Amosun the immediate past Governor of Ogun State. For the school’s name just leave that out of it at least there is a photo evidence Incase anyone wants to contest it

KIDfurniture:
School or no school..he will get to his destination. Education is dying slowly in this part of the world. Your news isnt complete..what's the name of the governor , what state? Name of school? Incomplete news ja re. I consider this post inconclusive. Not valid

Bro no scholarship was given. I confronted the dad and queried him serious cos when he told me I burst into laughter that later changed to anger.

lebron7:
You are the problem
Do you expect the government to give him millions?
And how are you sure he wasn't also given a scholarship

Shame! Boy gets 11 Exercise Books Plus N5000 fromGovernor For Being Best Student

11 NOTE BOOKS + N5000 PRIZE MONEY
Why do we keep ridiculing Education in Nigeria? My happiness turned to anger today after these photos were sent me by a proud father and friend.I congratulated him as he told me that his son(in a RED BOW TIE pictured near the immediate past Governor of Ogun State; Ibikunle Amosun ) emerged the overall Best in an Essay Competition organised by Ogun State Government on May 27, 2019(Children’s Day).

When he told me what the prize was, I immediately developed goose pimples and stomach upset at same time. Can you imagine that the ultimate prize for the 1st position and Best student was 11 note books(60 Leaves) and a meagre sum of N5000(FIVE THOUSAND NAIRA ONLY)?

Why has government become shameless with no conscience? Imagine an exercise organised by an Executive Governor of a State who even posed to take photos with the winner?. Couldn’t he have done better? Was there manipulations and cornering of the real prize money by organizers? Why do we keep partaking in this dance of shame in the Educational sector where students that excel academically are never appreciated while some no-do-wells in some beauty or Entertainment contests win large sum of money?

I’m not only disappointed but angry with the organizers of that event and the Governor that shamelessly handed such Award and posed for a photograph. He should have ignored the cash prize and given the little boy an EXECUTIVE HANDSHAKE from the Governor as I received from the Chairman of my Convocation event after graduating with multiple Awards as the Overall Best Student.

Lest I forget, the financially struggling father said he borrowed N9000 that covered theLogistics of moving to the stadium with his family to cheer his son up during the competition.However, he is still grateful for his son achieving such feat.

I still maintain that we are not doing enough to encourage education and Academic excellence in this Country. It is sad! #IRMC

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MY FINAL WORDS[right][/right] ON TONTO’S CASE By MORAN CEE(Chief Judge/Justice of COMEDY COURT)
I wanted to get this Tonto’s Case off my Court’s files but she keeps releasing hits! Now she calls herself KING TONTO! I see BOBRISKY and weed influence on her. She is depressed and misses real Cucumbers and tired of only feminine touches which I believe BobRisky brainwashed her into to become her bestie. But in one interview, she said DON JAZZY Baba was the first to break her yoke. Does it mean that Don Jazzy created a BIG VACCUM and WIDE MARGIN which CHURCHILL found very difficult to fill? Ladies beware of the sizes and strengths of your first adventures because it would surely leave a GAPPING WOUND/MARGIN in future when you settle down.

I’m now feeling for Tonto because research has proven that se3ually starved women are more aggressive and wicked. She needs a muscular relaxation which SPEED DARLINGTON is volunteering but I’m sure SPEEDO would go the way of FUTO’S famous 3 on the marathon mountain of TONTO because it’s not by SPEED but by SPIN!

Tonto needs a Totolistic attention and overhaul to calm her nerves and reset her brain to give out her beautiful charming smile once again. On the last note, I have a LANDMARK JUDGMENT in my court popularly called THE OIL COMPANY CASE (Agbas V Ologundudu 2014) which can form a judicial precedence to TOTO Vs CHURCHILL case. However the 40 SECOND narrative(Subject to verification) from Tonto could tilt and twist the case in her favor which she could have lost if she focuses on CHURCHILL’s OBASANJO SON Misrepresentation which is also a vitiating element to an earlier valid contract. In our Comedy Court Cases on Marriage, we base our judgements on three cardinal elements of INFIDELITY, DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND SEX3UAL WEAKNESS. Any case that contravenes those tests would be struck off for not lacking merit and become cold like overnight dodo. However,In this case, divorce has already been granted to Tonto. Any accusation or counter accusations will be like pouring water on a rock because the head is already off. Unless she still misses the 40 SECONDS action and wants to relive it. I REST MY CASE! #MoranCee #ChiefJudgeJustice #ComedyCourt

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Admin401:
Why is it that more men die while having sex than women? Never heard a woman having a heart attack during sex, only men.

. A very strong point there. Women can have several rounds and get up to sweep and cook while the man would sit down like a vegetable looking for milk or something to eat to regain strength. Women can withstand multiple partners but a man who pumps along with the heart can’t survive

A Facebook user just shared the story and photos of a South African twins who just got married to one woman in a traditional wedding ceremony. What are your thoughts on this?

Good one! I have celebrated my students severally and bought things for them too. Several times I add comedy to mine too. There was a time I ordered for bags of sachet water to be shared among my students when one announced her birthday . I am a young Lecturer too. The old ones always beef us.

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Have you been nursing the dream of Having an accredited foreign Degree, Master or Doctorate? American Heritage University of Southern California USA in Partnerships with other accredited foreign Universities are giving Scholarship Opportunities to Nigerians with Limited slots.

FOR WHO?
-Adults who due to one reason or the other, dropped out of their Tertiary Educational Pursuits (BSC, HND or others)
-Business Executives with either HND or Professional Certificates who face discrimination and wishes to convert them to Degrees.(Conversion to Degrees is within one year)
-Graduates with Degrees aspiring to enhance their careers with a foreign accredited MASTERS Degrees (Masters is either by Course work or Dissertation only)
-Masters Degree holders aspiring to have a PhD in any given field (By Thesis/Dissertation only)
-Non Business Graduates that wish to boost their business knowledge and profiles with Foreign Executive Diplomas in Business courses(Within 6 months)

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So this mad man responded when asked if he would vote for CHANGE when Election comes up. Na who nor dey feel this heat for Naija. Hehehe