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You cannot expel someone from what doesn't exit.

Since they said it's mysterious, how come they say "SLAP" by who(ghost)? The truth will soon surface. No good news has ever come out of Abia state-come. Umuahia. It is heart braking that my people are know for backwardness. This is a case of someone wants to pour sand in another man's garrison. The only viable business in umuahia is brothel.....period.

HammerEvery:
yorubamudeen, you can lament from now till tommorow, call yourself 'Igbo' from January to december. Uwazurike we know is a Thief, Point out the blemish in Kanu history as he has always told you.

I'm sure you are smelly yorubamumudeen pro-abooki that wants us to believe that kanu slept with 20 'ghost prostitute' and has 45Kg of cocaine in his breast pocker when he was kidnapped by pro-daurans like you.

Anuofia just shot him or herself on the foot by accepting Uwazuruike's ingenuity. So what makes Kanu a better moses.......

Rip to him

HammerEvery:
yorubamumudeen, I am on ground in Nnewi, I am an Anaedo-born. Nkwo nnewi was shut down during the sit at home protests.
You sit in your oshogbo hut and think you can sway opinions against Biafra with your lowly pro-dullard intellect? I have an M.sc and currently doing a PhD, you pea-brained dolts think you can make sense to intelligent peeps?

Hahaaaa with what you just said, I have placed you. You are one out of many gullible traders and artesians who has been promised administrative positions in our dream BIafra.....waitooooo...haha we are not fightingoooo abeg Mr or Mrs Phd pursuant. Uwazuruike and Kanu are pursuing same course Abi but are not in good and talking terms why? what led to their early disagreement if not money. Please Phd pursuant go and drink burukutu and chill off I don't really have time for an ignoramus come phd claimant-inview

Brooklynsouth:
joblessness is a disease

The easy way to identify a jobless man is simple, they are always the first to scream.....JOBLESSNESS. IS A DISEASE.

HammerEvery:
Can you point to any hotel owned by Kanu? Do you know how many times the dullard-in-chief offered Kanu bribe in a desperate bid to solve this Biafran bottleneck bedevilling this administration.
If Kanu wanted to be rich, he wouldn't have spent up to a month in DSS custody. Even yoruba envy Biafran for having a leader that can stick to his principle come what may.
Evil yoruba deceit merchant. Go and die!

You are just a client(maga) I understand from your point of view, look around as an Igbo man or woman, how many Nnewi people do you see agitating for BIAFRA? Non! Cos they know what they have both in cash and asset in most states of NIgeria(remember that Ojukwu came from there) BIAFRA is no longer visible, the earlier you concur the better... meanwhile where is the video evidence of Buhari bribing Kanu.

IPOB is a business venture, I don't no why some of my people has refused to see that. Uwazuruike cashed out with Massob and has issues with this young fellow(Nnamdi Kanu) who I turn formed his own. Who controls all the financial donations, which account name is being use. Both Massob and IPob are fraud. I am full blooded Igbo. Take note.

Moral coup has been plotted against you, its your word against your word. Just chill and resume when the dust settles, you can never win them. Corruption wear agbada.

Am surprisingly surprised, I never knew this woman drinks burukutu not until today.......

Am very shocked and surprisingly surprised, I never knew this woman drinks burukutu not until today...

Fayoshe's specialty, they know better.

Good morning. Hope you are well. Have a read of below:

JAIYEOLA STREET EXCLUSIVE... BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

FULL TRANSCRIPT OF THE PRESS CONFERENCE HELD IN OTUOKE BY DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN TO ADDRESS THE $15.1 MILLION MISCELLANEOUS ACCOUNT FROZEN BY EFCC.

26/9/2016.

Ladies and gentleman of press, my name is Patience Faka Jonathan. The one you all call DAME and popularly known as “Mama Peace”. I was your mother for a long time. I was the only first lady of this country, Nigeria, before this present first lady. I am calling this press conference because people in the APC are looking for my trouble. He don happen. My people wahala don happen. If you say you will not talk, people will put their dirty hands into your mouth. You know that I am a gentle lady. As the first lady I minded my business. I was quiet. I did not find anybody’s trouble. But Buhari and APC are looking for my trouble and they will find it. This man called EFCC should leave me alone. Why would he put my money in the refrigerator and freeze it? Why? Is this what this country has turned to now? You put $15 million, the money that I worked for in the freezer. There is no respect anymore in this country. I am the only first lady and there is no respect for my money and my reputation. This man called EFCC has no shame O. Can he do that when my husband was in power? Is it because we now live Otuoke and not in Ass Rock that people have no regard for us anymore? I have one question for this man called EFCC. Can you put Aisha Buhari’s money in the freezer? Can you put your mother’s money in the freezer? Can you put your grandmother’s money in the freezer? What has this country turned into? I am ready to fight to get my money back. EFCC look at me. Look at my face. I am a proper Okirika woman. I will fight you in a fight to finish for my money. Let me tell you now, if you raga me, I will raga you. You useless thing of a man. How can you put my money in a freezer? Who do you think you are?EFCC I got information for you. If you do not want to the the redness of my eye, commot my money form the freezer and give am back to me. If not, me and you will put leg for the same trouser. You go see palaver. I go show you pepper.

You people know me well well. I am a God fearing woman of God. Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor told me,” mama Peace, don’t fight. God will give you back your money.” So, I won’t fight. My husband of blessed memory told me "Patience, don't say nothing" So I will not say anything. I would not say anything bad about this crazy man called EFCC. But God will punish your mama. The fact that I have not been able to sleep for days now, you too will have sleepless nights. Dangote’s trailer will perish your whole family.You useless thing of a man. EFCC, you will not die a better death. You will disappear like the Chibok girls into Sambisa forest and never be found again. Forever and ever. Amen. Because I have not done anything wrong. My husband said stealing is not corruption. So why are you taking the money that I stole? Money, that people gave me as gifts for being the first lady. Why? Anyway, I leave everything in the hands of God. I will not use this my mouth to curse you. I will not say a word about this money. I will let my lawyers do all the mago mago. APC is just jealous of my husband and me. Buhari, old men you take your pickin job. Now you want to take our money. A man that for ten years has only 150 cows. Are you happy now?

Nigerians you people call me a thief. DAME thief. DAME wayo wayo. Where were you when my husband was walking without shoes? Ehen? Do you know how many bank accounts we have all over the world? What would this EFCC do if he knows about our accounts in Geneva, New York, London? Are you going to put those one too in a freezer? You useless man. Like I said before, I will leave everything to God. Jehovah the great I am that I am.Alfa and Omega. God can see my heart and he knows I am a children of God. He knows that I will not steal a kobo. I swear to God I worked hard for that $15 million. EFCC please give me back my money. Take my money out of the freezer!!! I need my money to go to Dubai. I need my money to go to London. EFCC man give DAME back her money. End of story. End of press conferences. I am ready to take questions from all you gentleman of the press.

This is as a result of Oshomole's poor governance and deceit of the masses that trusted him with their votes 8years ago. ROchas learn from this happenings. You can fool some people sometime but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Good morning. Hope you are well. Have a read of below:


FULL TRANSCRIPT OF THE PRESS CONFERENCE HELD IN OTUOKE BY DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN TO ADDRESS THE $15.1 MILLION MISCELLANEOUS ACCOUNT FROZEN BY EFCC.

26/9/2016.

Ladies and gentleman of press, my name is Patience Faka Jonathan. The one you all call DAME and popularly known as “Mama Peace”. I was your mother for a long time. I was the only first lady of this country, Nigeria, before this present first lady. I am calling this press conference because people in the APC are looking for my trouble. He don happen. My people wahala don happen. If you say you will not talk, people will put their dirty hands into your mouth. You know that I am a gentle lady. As the first lady I minded my business. I was quiet. I did not find anybody’s trouble. But Buhari and APC are looking for my trouble and they will find it. This man called EFCC should leave me alone. Why would he put my money in the refrigerator and freeze it? Why? Is this what this country has turned to now? You put $15 million, the money that I worked for in the freezer. There is no respect anymore in this country. I am the only first lady and there is no respect for my money and my reputation. This man called EFCC has no shame O. Can he do that when my husband was in power? Is it because we now live Otuoke and not in Ass Rock that people have no regard for us anymore? I have one question for this man called EFCC. Can you put Aisha Buhari’s money in the freezer? Can you put your mother’s money in the freezer? Can you put your grandmother’s money in the freezer? What has this country turned into? I am ready to fight to get my money back. EFCC look at me. Look at my face. I am a proper Okirika woman. I will fight you in a fight to finish for my money. Let me tell you now, if you raga me, I will raga you. You useless thing of a man. How can you put my money in a freezer? Who do you think you are?EFCC I got information for you. If you do not want to the the redness of my eye, commot my money form the freezer and give am back to me. If not, me and you will put leg for the same trouser. You go see palaver. I go show you pepper.

You people know me well well. I am a God fearing woman of God. Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor told me,” mama Peace, don’t fight. God will give you back your money.” So, I won’t fight. My husband of blessed memory told me "Patience, don't say nothing" So I will not say anything. I would not say anything bad about this crazy man called EFCC. But God will punish your mama. The fact that I have not been able to sleep for days now, you too will have sleepless nights. Dangote’s trailer will perish your whole family.You useless thing of a man. EFCC, you will not die a better death. You will disappear like the Chibok girls into Sambisa forest and never be found again. Forever and ever. Amen. Because I have not done anything wrong. My husband said stealing is not corruption. So why are you taking the money that I stole? Money, that people gave me as gifts for being the first lady. Why? Anyway, I leave everything in the hands of God. I will not use this my mouth to curse you. I will not say a word about this money. I will let my lawyers do all the mago mago. APC is just jealous of my husband and me. Buhari, old men you take your pickin job. Now you want to take our money. A man that for ten years has only 150 cows. Are you happy now?

Nigerians you people call me a thief. DAME thief. DAME wayo wayo. Where were you when my husband was walking without shoes? Ehen? Do you know how many bank accounts we have all over the world? What would this EFCC do if he knows about our accounts in Geneva, New York, London? Are you going to put those one too in a freezer? You useless man. Like I said before, I will leave everything to God. Jehovah the great I am that I am.Alfa and Omega. God can see my heart and he knows I am a children of God. He knows that I will not steal a kobo. I swear to God I worked hard for that $15 million. EFCC please give me back my money. Take my money out of the freezer!!! I need my money to go to Dubai. I need my money to go to London. EFCC man give DAME back her money. End of story. End of press conferences. I am ready to take questions from all you gentleman of the press.

What is ur business. The guy no just mind you op.

This is the original guruguru...

I can't help but to concur with the fellow that said NIGERIA is a zoooooo

I just can't help but to concur with the fellow who said Nigeria is a zoooooo.

The biggest fear of the west nd north is igbo dominance. How can the people of igbo land given only 20 naira after the war now control abuja nd lagos nd dominated education for 13yrs running now both secondary nd university. They dominate in USA ND LONDON. 5 MAYOR'S IN USA.2 STAFF IN WHITE HOUSE. 4 ENGINEERS IN AEROSPACE CENTER. DEPUTY LEADER LABOUR PARTY UK 2 MAYOR'S UK.68 professor's in usa 48 in UK 148 medical doctors usa 112 uk. This is all on merit.l

Save University of Benin Teaching Hospital
Residents of the University Of Benin Teaching Hospital have embarked on a mission to save the hospital from collapse.
The Hospital as we speak is in imminent collapse, the theatres are hardly functional, we have a situation were surgeons are sweating on their patients with attendant wound break down afterwards. Rodents and insects find their way into the theatre quite often, pathetic that is all UBTH has for an aseptic theatre.
The wards are no different, the taps in the wards are not functional and many of the beds are broken, the toiletries are bad, some patients have to do 'short put' to pass faeces.
A few months ago a staff of the National Assembly was a patient relative, as her child was billed for surgery, when she saw the deplorable situation of Ward B3 in UBTH, she threatened to report the hospital to the relevant authorities. Her child was immediately taken to special ward, she insisted that no body should be in that ward as it is not fit for human habitation, the ward was then closed all the patients relocated. This is the situation in all the wards in UBTH, sadly there is no National Assembly staff to check on them all.
The Accident and Emergency is not spared as there are no glucometers to check blood sugar, no sphygomanometers to check blood pressure, basic drugs and consumables are absent. Patients have to go out of the hospital for drugs and investigations.
The Radiotherapy machine which cost billions of tax payers money is broken down from poor maintenance, the CT scan and Xray machine which cost millions are also not functional. Patients have to travel miles to get these investigations done, one wonders how these private laboratories and diagnostic centres can fix their machines and UBTH management can't fix that of UBTH. It is interesting to note that members of UBTH management are share holders in these firms.
The Hospital is also grossly under staffed, nurses, pharmacists and doctors are over worked as their number is far less than sufficient. In the long run it has a negative impact on the quality of patient care.
Salaries and emoluments this is a no go area, as UBTH staff are least payed when compared to other federal government hospitals. The salaries are also irregular as after been provided by the federal government the hospital management dispense to the staff according to their mood. Do you know that the hospital management deducts call duty from female staff on maternity leave thus so many female staff are forced to keep working when pregnant. The hospital management spends millions maintaining flowers and lawns because the Chief Medical Director practices a religion that loves flowers. Can Nigerians ask why the Stem Cell Transplant unit of UBTH is down and out. This is a unit that will bring patients from outside the country to UBTH. The last time the CMD was ill he traveled to India for treatment.
After discussing with resident doctors of UBTH, I understood the reason for their action, it is to make UBTH a better place for patient care, if they get their demands it's a step in checking medical tourism. I SUPPORT THE UBTH RESIDENT DOCTORS STRIKE.

Fork off with these lies, TInubu I believe is not careless tongue-wise

He comes in with distended abdomen, febrile, and gasping for breath.
You beg, cajole, threaten, to get a history
You examine him in the open, because the only one available screen is in use.
Sometimes no gloves, no water to wash hands
But they don't know.

X-rays can only be done between 8am and 12pm.
Lab tells u E/U/Cr results will be out in 6 hours after much pressure.
You harass the house officer, he goes to the lab and gets harassed.
You then go yourself and get your own dose of harassment.
Still they don't know.

You plead with the anaesthetist, you sign to take full responsibility to get them operate without the result
because you feel the patient doesn't have 4 hours.
Your career/life is on the line.
Yet they don't know.

You beg the blood bank to provide blood,
sometimes the relatives buy,
sometimes a member of your team donates
But they don't know.

You plead with the theatre nurses to open another theatre suite,
They refuse,they are understaffed, no one to act as scrub nurse
You tell them, no problem, a member of your team will stand in
You even promise to wash the instruments afterwards
But they don't know

You pray the operating table moves
You pray the AC works
You pray there is gas
You hope the artery forceps clamp and the scissors cuts
You make sure someone has a phone with flashlight in case the light goes off
You make sure you have enough credit on your phone in case you need to call for assistance
But they don't know

Post-operative Day 3, patient is febrile, vitals are not okay
You find out patient has not been getting his drugs
He has exhausted his hospital credit facility and has no money
You tax yourself, tax your consultant, tax your house-officer, tax the medical students
You beg other patients for their extras
But they don't know

You have being paid part salary since 2014
You are being owed exam and update refunds since 2013
Your colleagues have exited the program without being paid
But they don't know.

Please let them know, I need money. To buy food, cloth, pay my rent, pay my children school fees, provide basic needs for my FAMILY, and look after my loved ones.

I JUST NEED MY SALARY!!! PERIOD!!!

He comes in with distended abdomen, febrile, and gasping for breath.
You beg, cajole, threaten, to get a history
You examine him in the open, because the only one available screen is in use.
Sometimes no gloves, no water to wash hands
But they don't know.

X-rays can only be done between 8am and 12pm.
Lab tells u E/U/Cr results will be out in 6 hours after much pressure.
You harass the house officer, he goes to the lab and gets harassed.
You then go yourself and get your own dose of harassment.
Still they don't know.

You plead with the anaesthetist, you sign to take full responsibility to get them operate without the result
because you feel the patient doesn't have 4 hours.
Your career/life is on the line.
Yet they don't know.

You beg the blood bank to provide blood,
sometimes the relatives buy,
sometimes a member of your team donates
But they don't know.

You plead with the theatre nurses to open another theatre suite,
They refuse,they are understaffed, no one to act as scrub nurse
You tell them, no problem, a member of your team will stand in
You even promise to wash the instruments afterwards
But they don't know

You pray the operating table moves
You pray the AC works
You pray there is gas
You hope the artery forceps clamp and the scissors cuts
You make sure someone has a phone with flashlight in case the light goes off
You make sure you have enough credit on your phone in case you need to call for assistance
But they don't know

Post-operative Day 3, patient is febrile, vitals are not okay
You find out patient has not been getting his drugs
He has exhausted his hospital credit facility and has no money
You tax yourself, tax your consultant, tax your house-officer, tax the medical students
You beg other patients for their extras
But they don't know

You have being paid part salary since 2014
You are being owed exam and update refunds since 2013
Your colleagues have exited the program without being paid
But they don't know.

Please let them know, I need money. To buy food, cloth, pay my rent, pay my children school fees, provide basic needs for my FAMILY, and look after my loved ones.

I JUST NEED MY SALARY!!! PERIOD!!!

He comes in with distended abdomen, febrile, and gasping for breath.
You beg, cajole, threaten, to get a history
You examine him in the open, because the only one available screen is in use.
Sometimes no gloves, no water to wash hands
But they don't know.

X-rays can only be done between 8am and 12pm.
Lab tells u E/U/Cr results will be out in 6 hours after much pressure.
You harass the house officer, he goes to the lab and gets harassed.
You then go yourself and get your own dose of harassment.
Still they don't know.

You plead with the anaesthetist, you sign to take full responsibility to get them operate without the result
because you feel the patient doesn't have 4 hours.
Your career/life is on the line.
Yet they don't know.

You beg the blood bank to provide blood,
sometimes the relatives buy,
sometimes a member of your team donates
But they don't know.

You plead with the theatre nurses to open another theatre suite,
They refuse,they are understaffed, no one to act as scrub nurse
You tell them, no problem, a member of your team will stand in
You even promise to wash the instruments afterwards
But they don't know

You pray the operating table moves
You pray the AC works
You pray there is gas
You hope the artery forceps clamp and the scissors cuts
You make sure someone has a phone with flashlight in case the light goes off
You make sure you have enough credit on your phone in case you need to call for assistance
But they don't know

Post-operative Day 3, patient is febrile, vitals are not okay
You find out patient has not been getting his drugs
He has exhausted his hospital credit facility and has no money
You tax yourself, tax your consultant, tax your house-officer, tax the medical students
You beg other patients for their extras
But they don't know

You have being paid part salary since 2014
You are being owed exam and update refunds since 2013
Your colleagues have exited the program without being paid
But they don't know.

Please let them know, I need money. To buy food, cloth, pay my rent, pay my children school fees, provide basic needs for my FAMILY, and look after my loved ones.

I JUST NEED MY SALARY!!! PERIOD!!!p

This very moves is the cancer that will eventually eat deep into FAyoshe's dynasty.

Am surprised that THEODORE OJI is working freely. Still surprised how some many Abians usually jump out to defend the rogue whenever his name is mentioned. Just because he have the vehicles with global licences and can be taken away if any one opposes him.

Tinubu's wardrobe of influence has starting dwindling. As it stands wisdom will go a long way or his political gaintism will be dwarfen in no time by the long necked abokis.

We all know BUhari's nephew wrote the speech, hope he is affected too.

Ayade's body is PDP while his soul is APC.....

Nee day has come for imo