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am sure your oversized head knew I was ruby


I don't miss ya, but ya hips

J-girl, plz read this:

*Morenike:
That he cooks for me when am too tired

Treats me like a queen and worship the sand I walk on.

We've been married for 5 years now, and he still continues to amaze me. So spontaneous and sexy

Respect grows but never dares to diminish between us, I'm his half and he my missing half.

I love my husband so very much

Hope you getting ready for baby number 4

In other words, I iz no available

MC, plz, abeg tell all.
I'm all eyes

I told ya, am ruby's sister.


@post
I miss MissyB  

That he cooks for me when am too tired

Treats me like a queen and worship the sand I walk on.

We've been married for 5 years now, and he still continues to amaze me. So spontaneous and sexy

Respect grows but never dares to diminish between us, I'm his half and he my missing half.

I love my husband so very much

Hope you getting ready for baby number 4

ARe you on drugs or did you still one of lysaa's jazz.

Abeg, am not vainglorious or any fo that.

Wey ibk? she berra come and get you

You miss those two angels?

Both of you are not serious

I think TOYOSI is Ruby in disguise o. So angelic. . . .sometimes

So gentle? I know, I missed her too

awwwww, chamotex, you missed me?

dnt be shy na. oya, show me those hips

TOYOSI20:
Dearest lysaa, what's up baby girl, looking good as always,  

B.T.W, I see u are smitten by U know who, do u gurl

She's not smitten kan kan, she's on jazz

stillwater:
I miss my mummy  

I miss you too

lysaa:
*Monerike
hmm, don't put mouth in family matter o
how are u sha? how dre?

Dreeldee is okay. The boy missed me sha
WHy na me you dey ask? Chibaby nko?

Which family matter? You berra not let DC know about dre

j-girl:
A-40 knows better. . . leave him alone. You have broken his heart.

Leave who alone? broke wetin? stop lying.
My boo knows better

He's just a lil troublesome. Where is he? I missed him die!!

@Stillwarra
Rara o, I didn't drink the emu you gave me too.
Stop denying your man like j-girl. embrace your romance

TOYOSI20:
Eya pele , sorry what kind of drama now?

Don't mind me jare.
I told ya I was watching you two, just incase he tries to touch sth that's not yet his

lysaa:
morenike sup? what's wrong and what drama are u on about?

Lysaa, my loff I was talking abt the drama of that jazz wey you dey sniff. no be the jazz cause your yeye love with DC?

Chamo's hips ke? That wasn't me.
Where's A-40, he needs koboko for his trouble last night

@post
Stillwater and Doyin13

Not well.


Just happy that the drama stopped. sigh.

kokoye:
Morenike, any NL hook-up gossip please?

we don dey wait you since, and we trust you

Yes, I have a page liste, but I can't release it until I get a benefit.

j-girl:
Kai kai kai! This is my area of specialty and I would need my assistant (Morenike) to help me out with the details here but for now, I will mention that there have been many many many relationships within the circle of prominent members on NL.

_{Kokoye, with this great deal of interest you're showing, do you want to be hooked up or what?
We have matchmaking services too o!}

As for pics, that one pass my level. I refuse to post pics of couples unless I am given the permission to. 

Chamo has had several girls o!
Sima, Spiked, and many others. . . that boy is a complete player.

As for me, my present sweethearts are eldee, sly, ogidiboy and A-40 all at the same time. I still need more men in my harem sha

Excuse me?
Don't make me fight you. . . .you can have 4Play instead

ikeyman00:
morenike

_{i think u need me; dnt ask me what not}

I think not

hotstuff06:
I ahd my first child almost 4 years ago.

The 9 months of pregnancy was a breeze, no complications. I was excited all through until the 9months when I knew the baby would be coming anytime.
Watched discovery health channel every day of women going into labor and giving birth, Made me very nervous, sometimes I cried but always assured myself all would be well (I consoled myself by saying 'if my mum could go through this 5 different times, I can do it as well').
Labor started in the middle of the night at 11pm, but I really was not sure it was it until 2am when I could not ignore the pain, Unfortunately I was the only one home, my hubby was on his way back from NY attending his sisters' wedding. I called him and he was 30 mins away, Called my dad ( a retired MD in Nigeria) and he was literally timing my contractions on the phone as we spoke, he finally asked me to call my doctor because my contractions were 5 mins apart and miraculosly my hubby made it home in 15mins as oppsed to 30mins (he came with the police behind him. He was speeding all through and the police tried to pull him over but he did not stop until he got to the house.) He then told them his wife was in labor and when they saw me, they helped get me to the car and we were on our way to the hopsital.

The drive to the hospital was most memorable, I cried and screamed when the contractions started and made jokes and laughed with my hubby in between (he was cracking the jokes). I saw him wipe his eyes twice during the ride ( he was trearing up seeing me in pain).
Got to the hospital, on epidural and some meds, gosh it was like heaven on earth, still in pain but the meds took the edge off. I prayed for my hubby during this time and thanked him for his love and care (he told me all this, I really didn't remember because I was doped from the meds). I had labored for 13 hrs. My son peeped into the world with his body still inside of me, his shouldres were stuck and as the doctor asked me to push, I told him I couldn't my husban knelt down beside me and pleaded to try to push 1 last time, he told me I could do it, he gve me the courage to suck up the pain and push. Finally had my son at 1pm Saturday afternoon a week before Xmas (naming was on xmas day). He was beautiful, i cried as I saw my hubby cut the umbilical cord, he was gorgeous at 6lbs 10oz.

All went well could I not sit properly for a week because it still hurt a little down there, but everytime I saw my childs' face, I KNEW IT WAS WORTH IT. I took him to the Ped, everytime he had a little sneeze, cough or temperature. After visting the pediatrician almost every day for 2 weeks straight, they asked me to call a nurse line before comign in ( I guess they didnt want to see me anymore lol).

My son will be 4 in a month now, grown up to be a God loving, handsome bobo like his dad.

lol, awww, this is so interesting.
What a reliable father and husband you have.

Wow, what a lucky baby

Because I care

kokoye:
yup. I was there with her, along with her mom.

while she was acting all strong and wouldnt take epidoral (right spelling?), I quitely reminded her of the tricks we learnt during lamaze. My wife shouted me down and i couldnt believe it because she's nromally the very sweet lady.

Anyway, she tore her mama's skirt during the process _{and I no sure if she wear pata}. finally had to go for the pain killer.

we have a wonderful boy now - he's generated a lot of NL threads already

lmaoooooo. . . . .Is she also ekiti? I no blame her

spikedcylinder:
Pregnancy, hospitals, blood, labour!!! Ew! Ew! Ew!

This must be a joke

@bigfather
That is such a cute baby. awwwww, must take after her mother

@post

Find the error

Air pollution caused by industrial fumes has been studied(1) for years, but(2) only recently has(3) the harmful effects of noise pollution become (4) known. No Error. (5)

In what form is most of the carbon dioxide of the body transported in the blood stream?

a) complexed with hemoglobin
b) as CO2
c) as HCO-3
d) As CO
e) as ferredoxin

Which of the following is the photosynthetic stage that produce oxygen?

a) light dependent rxn

b) Chemiosmosis

c) The calvin cycle

d) Carbon fixation

e) photo respiration

why you dey twist your mouth?

@post
Doctor X does a chest X-ray on a patient for the heart and lungs, to observe the size, shape, and position of the heart and possible abnormalities. Doctor X also does exercise test to monitor the patients  blood oxygen levels. During heart catheterization, dye is injected into the heart chambers to allow doctors to see blood flow patterns. Finally, the patient is given another noninvasive test that measures electrical signals created by the heart muscle as it beats.

From this diagnosis, one can conclute that the patient is being tested for

a) Congenital Heart Disease

b) Coartation of the Aorta

c) Double Outlet Right Ventricle

d)Aortic Stenosis

e) Interruption of the Aortic Arch

A  three carbon alcohol with a hydroxl group attached to each carbon

a) fat
b)glycerol
c)chitin
d)phospholipids

The kinds of molecules that passes through a cell membranes most easily are. . . .

a)large and hydrophobic
b)small and hydrophobic
c)large polar molecules
d)ionic
e)monosaccharides such as glucose