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This is my third popcorn in the microwave and still no show

No mind am.
He's suppose to proof to us that naija men can be seductive. . . .he failed.

All his rantings. . . . H202 no get game. but shy? awww

Bug him. . . . oya, he didn't even start yet.

Abeg, my house is clean now, but am not seducing anyone.

So get it going

~roll eye~

Shy ke? or scared?

We don't bite o

J-girl, abeg, try to help him out.
He doesn't know where to begin

You're one sick little boy

If you can do it on phone, you can do it here.

Wow, wasting my time like that. I should slap you silly.

Abeg, wey better man?

H2O2:
ewo oooo

like i said, i am not seducing any naija girl. is it by force

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


You are a joke. hisssssssssss. otidi woro woro. kolo so nkankan man lmaoooooooooo

We're listening o. . . .H202, no try to sign off now.

Seduce away

H2O2:
You mean you want make I take style teach you abi

Don't mind that toyin. she's already head over heels in love with me. sight of me is enough to make her play with her pillows

ejo ejo, I don't know what love is. fashi that one

ANywayz, tells us how you'll seduce a girl.

**** drops pillow and blanket. . . .grabs juice and popcorn***

What's the use of a man with fine body but tiny package?

@H202 deal with it. loser

j-girl:
what your problem is. I am giving you to him . . . tell me how it goes.

I reject every bad luck sent my way in Jesus name.

j-girl:
Did this guy just call himself celibate? What has this world become?

LOL!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oya, give him ya one of your sisters. Let them dis-virgin him. If Youtube hasn't already

H2O2:
I prefer vanilla
I'm serious o. I'm celibacy

Then find the 10 diff ways of eating and licking vanilla

So wetin you know about seduction? hehhe

H2O2:
lol the last girl I seduced with my lips almost came on my car-seat, but luckily I stopped right in the nick of time. Don't want pure water messing up my expensive chair o.

If you promise to be a good girl i might give you one dose

lmao!!! This story has been told too many times. Find another lie, maybe you'll be more believable.

Stop winking at those girls, it ain't working



Story, you're too small, I deserve a man

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! oh gosh


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H2O2:
Seduce a woman on NL? And take her to 7th heaven with ? That's like injecting a patient with too many shots of epinephrine . . . that's a special kind of orgasm o. For special women only.

Shut up, ki lo moh?

Seduce ko seduce ni. No be you proclaimed to be a virgin a while ago? So who you dey seduce?

You berra keep watching youtube for those porn. Learn a thing or two from it.

Maybe it'll teach you the 10 diff ways of eating chocolate

j-girl:
Morenike, see what you caused now!
H2O2, i can bet money on it that you don't know how to seduce any woman on NL All this is your wishful thinking.
Again, YOU CANNOT SEDUCE A WOMAN. You are just not built to be that creative.

He tried. . . . but . . . .he no fit.

His way of seducing:

"I want to Bleep". . . .gets on bed and waits for his laptop girlfriend to follow

H2O2:
predictable. idumota prostitutes. touching your wet finger on a guy's privates is the only way to seduce him?

what a pity. i'm not even a woman but i'm sure i can teach you girls here a thing or two

You sure about that?

H2O2:
you people are just looking for someone to make you Hot and wet.

what else does the lonely girl playing with pillows signify?

~roll eyes~ I am satisfied with my pillows and furry covers gives moi the tingles

j-girl:
You are not seducing her o!
she's just telling you that she doesn't like you.
Seduction is subtle yet fiery. . . very few women don't know how to do it and I can assure you that most naija girls do seduce their men to the point of craziness.

Touch your wet fingers to the tip of his P E N I S and he's already weting himself like a 15yrs old.

chika98:
Morenike: this one you dey ask questions like this hmmmmm. . . are wedding bells ringing in the chapel??

Lol!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not ready for that

H2O2:
j girl you see wetin i talk? she never see me be that o, yet she don dey confess say ehn naked skin, erect nipples,etc. now when i talk say u people think dropping ur brassiere and skirts is seduction, you call it brouhaha. well evidence don present hinsef

Even the pillows and covers are more seducing than you naija men.
Log of rotten woods. shior

J-girl, you and H202, enjoy your night. see as you two dey crase.

I'm satisfied with my pillow and covers. They're very seducing around my naked skin. Yes, I admit it If I'm ready for a reliable man, no be H202 I go find. He's still a lil boy.

H2O2:
Chanci? chance at what? my girl friends are keeping me happy thank you very much.
when the time comes to settle down, I will go to HYPorS to pick out a naija girl from there.

See as you people don graze me with attention finish for internet.

I dey go do daily hygeine round number 2. I will be back after the break.

How many laptops dey keep you busy?
shior.

And there are somethings that should be kept unevealed. oloshi nasty boy

So you know he has a wife and you're pushing him to me?

WHat kind of woman are oyu? You no go to church?

So Ondo is not in Isoko?

If I no get taste, I would have been all on you. yeye man

@j-girl
now you're 10? after chasing A-40 of age 40 u can still give H202 a chance

thank you

take am easy on yicob A broken hurt is hard to mend

chika98:
Eldest doesn't always mean the wisest.

That one has been proven.

@j-girl
I hope so.

Maybe you too can hook up and elope together