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KarmaMod:
Of course they know how to "seduce"

Their newest way is stabbing their wife's ass with a swiss army knife to wake her up for sex

lmao!!! Something H202 would do.

H2O2:
Are you confessing that naira women are not clean. Ehn gbosa na you talk am . My white girl is clean sha

No, am talking about the women you've been seeing.
White woman ko white women ni. opuro oshi.

H2O2:
Jealous lover. You couldn't get a dime out of me. I gave that girl a nice bubble bath. Did she tell you how she felt when streaks of water started running through her inner thigh? Yea, she came - that was ejaculate #1. Now imagine how much satanic passion must have taken over her soul when I began the massage? At that stage she was ready to yell "take me"

What's left? Penetration wasn't even necessary after all of that.

am loving your fantasy. . . .
Jealous? kill me

Maybe you should upgrade yourself from hookers to real women.
Seriously, if your woman has PO, then help her clean herself up.

If the "PO" is the reason why you lack the art of seduction, then upgrade to clean women.

H2O2:
Imagine this morenike for that matter creating this thread . What would you do if a guy tries to seduce you except stand there like frozen banana. Omuti.

I'll do what I'll do
I know you ain't talking, do you know how long it took me to get sth out of you?
And the only thing I got was "Bubble bath" Shior
You proved to us that naije men can't seduce.

Mostly male. I seriously can't deal with female drama

mr.official:
time will tell, let's just watch it!

Time will tell what?

sillyboy:
Morenike. . . . . and who told you that married women cannot be seduced?. . .

Well, am not proing anything for free. . . .pay me and I will post some of my old school styles.

~roll eyes~

Raymond88:
What statistics do you have though? oh yes your interview with h202! sure thats definitive.
Do you even know what seduction means? what is seduction, in your own words!

Making me tingle inside, causing the volcano inside me to explode.
I don't want a man who'll just lay on my bed and expect me to hop him.
Seduction is spontaneous, it's the onset of sex, it drives sex.
It is not the same boring routine, not the same take off your shirt i take off mines.

One can even seduce without sex. . . .it can be an electrifying eye contact, sensual body language.
Seduction makes a man and woman starve for sex Something surprising , something attracting, something enticing.
It might be a slow grazing of his knuckles on my nipples as he walks by me while others are around to emphasize his sexual power over me, that he wants me. Or him tracking his fingers down my spine as he hugs me tight.

Who da hell wants a man who will just kiss and hug. abegi.

sillyboy:
Morenike. . . . . and who told you that married women cannot be seduced?. . .

Well, am not proing anything for free. . . .pay me and I will post some of my old school styles.

ehrrrrm, obviously, am trying to prove to you peeps that they CAN be seduce and maybe you guys should you know. . . .seduce them. That's if she's your wife o.

Raymond88:
The truth hurts doesn't it? do proper research girl!!

Yes it does, but am still telling the truth. M-OS-T naija men don't know how to seduce.
I know some that can

sillyboy:
Would you want me to seduce you to prove you are wrong? . . .guess you are setting a trap. . . . lol. . . and am not baiting!

~roll eyes~ am I the only woman in the world?

Just tell us how you'll seduce a woman. Stop wetting your pants b/c am a married woman

tmoney11:
guy you fall my hand

na only your hand? your face nko?

Raymond88:
Oh boy here we go generalizing again! have you been out with ALL Nigerian men? what statistics do you have that there is no spontaneity in Nigerian marriages? did you even do any proper research? jiving with H202 isn't research, are you kidding me?!

It takes months even years to collect data to discuss the topic you're talking about! don't generalize, it's annoying.

Abeg, comot from my thread with that. You be one of them

Most of you can't seduce. . . . respect to those who can

MrCrackles:
man and queen added together!

see this olodo

sillyboy:
Na lie. . . .Nigeria men can seduce and even do the "koko"

I think your question should be "Why are most Nigeria women rigid to seduction"

Na mouth una get.

Then prove my post wrong, olodo.

I've been wondering why polygamy is becoming so rampant in Nigeria.

My conclusion, No spontaneity in their marriage. Some Naija man don't know the deuce about seduction.

Just previously, I read a married Nigerian woman's post about her husband and how he expects her to lay on the bed just because he says "I want to Bleep".

I even tried to get H202 to tell me how he'll seduce a woman on the "Seduction,men And Women https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-195509.0.html " thread. The boy was rambling, knowing not what to say.

Why can't [b]SOME [/b]Nigerian men seduce and how does it affect Nigerian women? Do they expect us to be satisfied with the same routine?

@j-girl
I'll never break his heart.
He just got the situation wrong.
Am Chamo's doctor, that's why I was asking about his hips fracture.
Plz pass the message

MrCrackles:
Morenike the only kro kro on my bum-bum

The only lice on my head

awww, sweety!! You know you're the only fly on my garbage
Just don't mind the other fly on the other side

j-girl:
the only sugar in my tea
the only cockroach in my cupboard

I loved those days.

Lol!!! The boy na old school

j-girl:
Nominate me to use cactus to clean his eyes. Iwo omode yii!
I'll help him feel better by providing a bathtub for his tears.
I'll make sure I look for someone who will not shatter his heart like smurf did.

How are you better? after stealing A-40 from me? well, no problem.

But I still nominate you sha. Just don't break his heart o

sillyboy:
Which Tope?. . . . . the same Tope?. . . . haba Morenike. . . .stop this your false accusation now.

don't you know w are even considering Tope to be my Smurf's Bride's maid?

now I know you're lying, haba!

sillyboy:
Smurf mi . . . d only mosquito in my net. . .

people still use this line?

I thought it was now, the only hair on my head.

j-girl:
I was minding my own business monitoring last replies when i saw this one.
Chamo has a lot of options sha. He can always find a new one.

I think he's in his room crying himself to sleep.
Make we help him feel better na.
I nominate you to go and dry his tears.
here are the tissues **gives her a cactus** wipe his tears well well o

MrCrackles:
No one took Tope from me
I showed her the door
No one takes anything from Brash!
You are jealous, i showed u d door as well back in them days
_{well Mrs Brash! is AMAKAONE}

That's not what she told me now.
She said your package is not complete o. . . .

Ngbawo lo show me the door?
You meant after I threw yourself out when I came home to see you and Ibk frolicking ?

Well, am sorry they stole your clothes I threw out the window.

j-girl:
Kai kai kai!
Wo ma ti gba iyawo lowo chamo sha!
Life is good.

who turned your antenna this way?

MrCrackles:

_{Chamotex ur own don finish}!

oh be quiet, where were you when Sillyboy took tope from you?

hehehhe, pele o, mr gbegele

Ok, will check it out. Will leave u an offline incase you zzzzzzzz off

scholarist:
THE GAS (FART) THAT PROCEEDS FROM THE HUMAN ANAL SYSTEM(ANUS) IS INFLAMMABLE.

TRUE/FALSE

@post
Light rxn occurs in the

A)thylakoids
b)stroma
c)stomata
d) a & b

sillyboy:
Morenike.

Why are you laying false accusations? How much did Chamo give you?. . . I'll double it. Oya, post where I said that here.

I am so confident say na only Smurf.

Smurf mi toto. . . .ma da awon elegan loun ooo

emi o ma ni time la ti ma wa post kakiri.
sugbon, o wa lo ri thread ti iwo ati Karma tin ja.

You said sth like "Even the tree children we have at home, our sex life is still sensuous and spontaneous"

I no dey help chamotex o, he's worst than you. This one will even flirt with 3 women at same time in same room

sillyboy:
@ Morenike.

What wife are you talking about ?. . . . na wao ooChamo don bribe you abi

Thank God say My "only sugar". . Smurf know say Na she only. . . .because she don put me through the test. Do you think smurf will go for another polygamist after her experience with Chamo?

eyin okunrin. ti e ba tin sa tele obirin, enu yin ma n dun ju.

haba!! You want me to bring karmamod in here for evidence? She was there when you were talking about that ajegunle girl you dey court.

sugbon nisinyi, oo moh obirin kan kan. ko si wahala sha

atwix:
dare me if u can, 2 all ladies on nairaland, can u walk well on high heels talkless of running a 100m dash wit them,
if u can, we can organise a nigerian version, and sure it will generate more than publicity for u ladies who love wearing it.



check:- http://www.thenewsroom.com/details/2983115/All+Categories

"T[b]he world record for the number of high-heeled sprinters in a race has been smashed by a group of women in Australia."[/b]

hex no.

I've tried running to class in high heels and trust me, that is the most excruciating pain a woman can feel, apart from labor

lmao!! take a break from what?
you? hell nah

@post
baby mii

Chamotex, which one is it today? Bluespice t'abi smurf abi ibk?
They change so fast its hard to keep up with their names

@silly boy
you too dey hia?
what happened to that your wife wey you dey seduce at home?


awan okurin ti nowadays. ti wan ko ye mi man.

Cipriani:
wetin dey shock you

what is shocking you?

A-40:
Now that would be the 8th wonder women carrying condoms for their man

And why not?
I call that a sensible woman.
Who wants an unwanted baby?

I don't wear high heels that much.

So most times, you'll see me in skinny jeans plus tanks/dress shirts and flats. I can't wear high heels to school all the time mehn, it's against the rule Gotz to wear those nasty nurse shoes. The days I do wear high heels, they killllll my feet. Love my flats

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rollllllllllllllllllllllll eyesssssssssssssss

No, but it's true the poster is an illiterate