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haaa, ewo, kin to la oju mi, tin ba ri eyin mejeji ni bi, koboko ni ma fun yin see them.

TOYOSI20:
LMGBO,. . . . . . . . Ku ro jor, I mean the mothers on this thread that have had child birth experiences. . . .

How can I , when u haven't . . . . .

B.T.W, this is Nike's educative thread , no "distraction's,.

Thank you jare.

n-g, take time o

LadyT:
Morenike darling you must never hit a man!

If he starts beating you it wont be funny!

Just walk away.

Then call and rain insults on his head LMAO

lmaoooooooooooooooo, beat a man ke? Am not mad.

I know the limit of my strength and how fast I can run. B.T.W, y'all, don't ever run in high heels

hehehe, you're crazy. I go jejely leave the scene afta he don beat me, then call him later on to tell him how much he hurts? nah.

Or, I can accidentally got slapped by him and report am to the cops jk jk

Missy B:
Missy doesn't roll with such guys naa.

Yes, you do. Saw you with him yest around the corner

@Chika
right on

Missy B:
Me ke??

No, I was talking about Missy B

chika98:
Feelings don't just go away like that. I believe that's why she stuck around.

eya. . . .I don't support women beating men, but some just deserve it

hehehe, maybe Missy B's mr. right?

chika98:
She no beat you??

Lol, nah. I was nice about it.

Boom-e:
@Morenike
no he didnt slap me back, he didnt get the chance to,

to be honest with u, i didnt kno i had that much "strength". Its not good to allow things 2 pile up ooo

lmao!!! you're not serious.

But don't you think piling up his mess meant you still felt sth for him?

both of you are not serious o

chika98:
lol. A good heart is a good heart. Oprah has a good heart. Everyone knows that and it radiates through. A man with a good heart wouldn't be wicked and mean hearted no matter what happens. Even if he doesn't want you anymore. . he will do it in a respectful way unless of course if you cheated or something of that sort.

True that

Ok, hear me out. I told this lady that her hair looked a hot mess today, out of the goodness of my heart

Boom-e:
i have allowed things to pile up inside of me for over a year. what did i do went over his house, beat the shit out of him and now i feel good to move on LOL

I'm already liking you So what happened after? Did he slap the nonsense out of you

MrCrackles:
your gbeborun no get rival

now get back to reading your books Aunty-Gimme-Cake!

Oh no he didn't!! You jealous?

J-girl's own rivals mine o

Na me be gbeborun? thank you

chika98:
More like gbeguron(sp)


Isn't it funny how a lot of people tend to think they have a "good" heart??

Meaning? A good heart is soo broad, specify. What is good to him, might be sh*t to me

Mind telling us what happened? I feel like I'm reading a poem

ma worry, leave everything up to me

nomanicole:
nice one
help me ask obama.

lmao, but am asking u

cheiii, then wetin you call those bags under ur eye?


n-g, am warning u o, make u stop giving her sleepless night

Hard to explain. . . .

n-guage:
For some reason I am just seeing your new profile picture and all I have to say is Daaaammmmmnnnnnn! That's all I have to say.

lmaooooooooooooo!! Love in TOKYO.

Haba, TOYOSI, take am easy na. One day, you go give n-g a heart attack

TOYOSI20:
Babes, I know my sis she nor go vex, na she go follow u meet my awon ebi. . . . .

Sis u're the best,

#cough# Yes I am Lol, jk, thanks same here.

biolabe, howdey!!

@post

__________________ is the only metropolitan area in the United States whose borders encompass two national parks. You can hike through pristine Everglades National Park or ride on glass-bottom boats across Biscayne National Park.

a)Miami

b) Ft. Lauderdale

c) Coral Springs

d) Cape Canaveral

hehehe, am working hard at hardly studyinh? Jealous

n-guage:
Oh! it's morenike, our house maid. Morenike, lo se gbogbo laundry o.

TOYOSI don put jazz for your food abi? ori e gbagi

Abeg, let TOYOSI study o. . . . we're not ready for TOYOSI II

n-guage:
Just kidding,

morenike when is your husband going to take you back?

When yo two let me go

I'm fine too o, if anybody cares to ask

Am fine darling. I'll even feel better if you and LadyT stopped the chitchat.

Last time, I blowed up, simple. Happens once a month.

Make I go chop my lunch. enjoy

Must adults behave like children?

@post

ladies:what do u think about seduction,can u seduce ur partner,i mean seduce him silly Wink ,we all know that men are so weak that with a little skill of body showing,they'll jerk off 20 times

phhhhhhht! Seduction? If spontaneous and done right, then why not?

Men are so weak? Not all.

mohawkchic:
~You asked for it,so here goes!!

~First thing i noticed that was unusual was my appetite to eat,i lived & survived on snacks ~sandwhiches ~salad & chicken wings,sometimes,i'd go thro the day & wonder if i've eaten . . all of a sudden i started pigging out like no body's bizness!! I craved for the local food back home . . .food i wudnt necessarrily give a toss about . . . anything Rice will have me looking like a kid in a sweet shop!! My sexual urges was on overdrive, lol,i wanted to hit it more often than normal!to put it bluntly,I was gaging for it!! -I wasnt overly wooried when i missed my monthly,i have this weird cycle,where i'd hit or miss . . .after two-miss-months,i finally went to my GP for a check-up! Didnt have to say much,as i was handed a pregnancy kit,i was so nervous doing my thing to find out -my heart was beating like drums . . . i was ever so estatic to confirm what i'd already suspected & looked forward to feel a new life grow in me,see my bump grow . . .little did i know what journey i had ahead . . there was highs & lows - Emotions & hormones ran thro me like raindrops thro tree leaves but you know what . . . It was all worth it!!


~Spitting:This was the part i hated the most!!my tummy was still as flat as a pancake,no even a bulge,yet there i was spitting for England!!^{i would have won a gold medal & all} i wont dwell on it . .save you the "eews" ;Girlfirend my glands were on overtime . .lol i had all sorts of mints to keep my mouth busy,i was reduced to be discrectly stuck w/ a fragranced 75ml soda bottle w/ a drop of my favourite body bath ready for any bombardment of nastiness everywhere i went!! i was grossed out past caring & i didnt even realised when it stopped!! It was inbetween first term & half term . .boy was i happy!!


~First scan left me on a high, seeing the baby on the monitor,hearing baby's heartbeat, aaah,i looked at that scan pic every few seconds to remind myself i really had a baby growing in me,my tummy had started to loose its firmness,i welcomed the slight bulge with much anticipation!!
~The significant change from having a very huge appetite to not been able to keep any food down was not on any research i'd read,& trust me as a research buff,you bet,i'd read up on A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G & E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G to do with pregnancy!!


~The real wierd part was i couldnt stand eating the very few food i do eat,already a very fussy eater by nature,the thought of eating chicken,meat,fish freaked me out!! It was so weird i thought,it was unreal; the advert of KFC chicken on Tv would have me running to go puke,it was as if the food was right in front of me & i could smell it . .{i don't even eat KFC }- anyways i had the same difficulty if i walked passed a resturant,the arouma of any food will make me sick!!Needless to say there was a NO- Cooking/Making-Anything-That-Will-Leave-A-Smell in the house,not that my hubby could cook anyways,but he was banned from making the one thing he was good at . . baked Potato & Tuna . .that grossed me out more than the KFC Advert!! Poor Bugs,he eat out all thro my preggy!


~So what was i eating?- i hear you wonder!! Toast,cucumber & tomato sandwhich,hell of a lot of tea,Coke,water & my new found obession of chewing Uncooked Rice!!yes!!you read it right . . .i had my special zip it bag for the rice . . .Half the time i did eat any of the above,i cudnt keep it down,i felt like a bulimic,one minute i was eating,the next minute it was all out again!~ A couple of occassion in the last term of my pregnancy i craved for fufu;hubby called on a favour from a friend of a friend to make me some - back then,i'll burn water when it came to cooking anything local from back home!! Girl did i pig out on that . .it was as if i'd hadnt eaten for a month!!


~Needless to say the midwife was really wooried about baby,as i wasnt eating properly to help baby grow bla bla bla,i was always at the point of passing out from exhaustion ~ heartburn ~ my insomnia became chronic,i couldnt sleep for days sometimes . .i felt like a zombie at night,my love for reading became an obssession -i read a book or two each day ~research-crazed,i read up on everything there was to know about first-time-mums,joined forums,groups about babies,watched babies popping out on Discovery health . . i was ever so emotional,i cried at the silliest things-hormones was all over the place!!for the most part if i wasnt shopping,window shopping,i slept thro the day, started my routine all over again!!



~On one of my schedule checkups,my midwife informed me i had sickle cell trait! Am like "You what!!" "you sure you got the right file ?" went through the usual Q's "any history of SC?" "NO!!"- anywho i had an appointment booked w/ The Sickle Cell centre . . that scared the shit out of me,for real!! Did all the necessary blood tests,had the talk w/ the cousellor . .giving it to me straight up - hubby had to be tested,what the chances were for baby if hubby had the trait as welli was balling thro-out her counselling . . .Halle Berry had nothing on me on her Oscar speech!! - not something i like to think about at all!!. . was a close call . . .to think when i looked at my son now,i was given the option to terminate if hubby had the trait as well . . phew!! I can only say "Thank You Lord"

~On a much brigther note,^{{prolly bored you silly w/ my preggy autobiography huh}} - I loved my bump: it wasnt humongous,it was real sexy & small,i regularly checked my bump in the long length mirror to see how much it has grown,i looked forward to it taking the form from a bulge to the shape of a round pot's backside . .when i told peeps when i was due they're like "hmm you sure?" { ^{like i wouldnt know}} - i didnt feel the need to wear/buy maternity,i just bought me clothes a size up when my bump outgrew my regular clothes!!my nose however was a totally different story,i felt like pinoccho . .my nose was huge . . especially towards half-term!!i avoided taking pics just b/c of my nose . .i had this special glow only a preggy woman can boost of . . my bust size doubled,& i put those babies forward,like Pamela Anderson would on a beach in baywatch- my nails grew strong & long!!

~Truth be told i cudnt wait to pop the baby out!! I was knackered,Nine months can do that to you you know!!

awwww, lol, you're crazy!! uncooked rice?

bored who? I loved it! I felt sorrt for your hubby o. . . . hormone rage wey you got , but am sure he enjoyed the

Thanks again. Mind If I asked at what age bracket you first had your baby?

mohawkchic:

~No worries . .you're most welcome!

~I guess you get to see & experience first hand the Joys of having a baby & the worst of Mums/parents who should just not have had babies!! Abuse amongs new born babies/toddlers is so common place nowadays!! to say some Mums lack patience is an understatement!! They don't deal w/ the post-natal depresion or are not aware they have it even,poor babies have to suffer!!

~The past week has seen stories of a 17mth old baby girl who was abused at the hands of her mum,her b/f & the lodger,very sickening!!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Haringey-Council-Says-Sorry-After-Death-Of-Baby-P-Comes-As-Review-Of-Child-Welfare-Services-Begins/Article/200811215150446?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15150446_Haringey_Council_Says_Sorry_After_Death_Of_Baby_P%3A_Comes_As_Review_Of_Child_Welfare_Services_Begins

~This mum killed her two children!!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081113/tuk-police-name-dead-baby-and-toddler-45dbed5.html

~Best of luck w/ your observations!

Omg!!!! That's so sick? How can you wake up one morning and just kill ya child? It just makes me sick!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, if you don't have money or patience to care for a child, go to the store and buy condom.

I'm so sensitive, now I got tears in my eyes. This is so sad

MC, I'm in class right now, so I'll finish reading your experience later.  Thank you


You asked me earlier what the assignment was about? Basically maternity. Been going to the hospital for a while, maternity unit. To observe, and actually learn something about OB/GYN, what they do, procedure etc. Talk to the patience, how they feel, etc.
Basically, this is a part of my assignment. It's really cool, but I wouldn't want to work on that floor The babies are wonderful but it's same thing over and over again. seeing a baby being born, oh it cried and cried. uggghhh

And I can't deal with the symptoms those babies are going true. Saw a baby today, all his arm burned. I think his mother put his arms in hot water because he couldn't stop crying. Some people should just not have babies

So I was like, hey, why not ask nairalanders too

You can beg until now till tomor, dem still go scam

419, no be new thing na

God forbid bad thing! Not even if I was forced

Makes my skin crawl. . . .so pervertic to me

[s]Just keep on walking and pretend deafness when they call[/s]

Gbe gbe gbeorun.

Who dey switch your antenna this way, again?

Not today, never with me

The power of huntress rushes and swim in my blood. . . .one day one day, you'll become my prey

Hiss. phhhhhhht.

I am the predator, not the prey.  So don't play that game with me