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And would you believe that boy is the oldest one on this thread

H2O2:
Moreni wetin? ewwwwww. awon iya mi oshoronga o ni je. wetin i go take am do? na housegirl this one go come do for my house abeg. if she lucky i go give my gateman make he marry am.

I'm still not going to curse you. try harder

TOYOSI20:
lol, my dearest sis, where the heel u been?

Told ya, I've been studying
I'll sleep late today, no question about that.
Wish me luck on my presentation tomor

H2O2:
na me be clown or na ur uncle be clown
u dey mad.
me and ur sister no be mate, warn yourself

oh be quiet. . . .you don reach 2*, you wan form.
Babasuwe sef dey feeling funky

He's already considered a friend. But to let my friends near him?
I don't want them to hate me later on

H2O2:
e get as e be oooo

anyway i don talk my own.

you know me. i like to keep it real. tell it like it is.

ah ahn, maybe i should continue. story plenty

some of una get lapa lapa for toto

morenike? carry your werepe go your husband bed abeg

Lend me one of your husband and I'll show him what's up

chika98:
lol @ you chics getting all worked up over H202.

He is a clown. Don't mind him

abi o.

But why don't you just seduce him and take him away form here eh?

j-girl:
Ahhhhhhhhh! I now know your problem.
You have a thing for dirty, low down, money-grubbing girls and you miss all the nice girls like morenike.
It's the other way round. The girls here learn something from me.
I don't know where you find the pigs you've been rolling with. You need to change your taste.
Go to FL. . . I guarantee that all of Morenike's girlfriends will be tripping for you if you are THAT finemaybe you might now change your view of naija women.

Leave me o, leave my friends o.
wetin? if you want am, keep am.

Come to Fl and get stoned.
I can't and wnt let my friends around such a boy

H2O2:
In fact it's a terrible abomination. Armpit, stank, body odor nko? e dey, even teeth dirty. Kilode! Thank God you people left naija sha. At least you can learn a few things from the black and white girls here. Even those of una wey dey yankee, some of una no dey shower. una smell, haba. u people should talk to each other o. It is not seductive at all.

Ok, what kind of attention are you looking for tonight?
As lil as I know you, if you want trouble, this is how you get it.

Kilode? se wan ti fun ni emu yo ni?

You two are so mean

Why are you breaking yicob's heart na? He got feelings too, you know. He's a somebody too.

B.T.W, guys, there's sth called YIM, MSN,etc

A-40:
Naah its not even about what i know i stated a fact there are girls that wouldn't seduce a guy that they don't necessarily like but because of his cash they would seduce him anyway

Same for guys there are guys that are simply aroused and want a quickie so the chemistry does not necessarily have to be there

Quit talking about H202

I can't imagine myself boning a guy I odn't like. mehn, he better be hot.
No chemistry, no feeling, no spark, then what the heck?

H2O2:


Ask morenike, she knows.

Are you okay? hiss.

H2O2:
we go manage una. no be wetin you wan hear be that? we no say una get scoin for head but we go still nack am. you people and your po.

Like I said before, you bring out the bad side in me.

Keep looking for fight everywhere. hiss.

j-girl:
OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who broke your heart ehn? We are not all wowo. At least I can speak for the damsels that I call my friends. We actually have seduction skills. Seriously, you have been rolling with the wrong kind of ladies.
Nigerian men are the ones you're now calling seductive? How many naija guys can get a girl wet without bringing out their JT first? Bunch of uncreative buffoons!

LOL! Leave that one alone o! Why would I be making guys fantasize on NL! Romance is different from seduction. I can romance my guy no doubt. . . seduction is not a problem either.
Which one be womanchismo? No try me o! Don't start what you can't finish.

lmao!! no mind him.

Did you get the current gist of the guy waiting 10 days for his gf to send him recharge card. That's their Idea of seducing women. shior

H2O2:
Shooooo! That one na lie. wetin una go take seduce? na worwor face I go chop, abi na dirty yansh wey get stretch marks?

Dude, you're so gross. Which kain girls you dey meet?

A-40:
Same way a girl would like or bone a guy just for his money

ok, nawa o.
seems to me, you know too much in this department.

"Push her against the wall and pulling her pants down" is not seduction o.

H2O2:
See this one wey dey talk. your own dey cooler . i no wan give your size. na you worse pass. be like say na curse curse you go take seduce people. jgirl nko, na womanchismo she go use. jgirl wey no fit talk wetin she go do to romance hin man. silly pikin.

Na you bring the worst side of me out.
Why would I seduce a man by cursing him?

If I like him, I don't curse him.

wait o. . . . .and you think naija men are seductive? Yea, if you think crusty nails and smelly breath, and temper is seductive, then naija men are good at it. ~roll eye~

H2O2:
Seduction and naija girl, same sentence? why why why!
shay na those girls wey dey shout "see toto, see toto" for youtube dey seduce people? shoo

You're so wrong for that. You and your naija girl mentality.

First of all, how can you call those vids on youtube seductive? Just because you've never been seduced does not mean to start generalizing naija girl based on the porn you were watching on youtube

The first time it was not cute, what made him/her/both thinks it's going to be cute this time around?

A-40:
Well we both know that guys and girls have different definitions of chemistry and we have catalysts that speed up the whole reaction unlike you girls.It might not be a spark per se it might just be the guy wanting to bone the girl,Simple

What's the point of boning a girl if no attraction is there?

ewwww

A-40:
Chemistry ko Physics ni i mean there has to be a sexual or physical attraction meaning she has to be desirable enough to get my engine running

My point still correlates with yours.

If she's sexually or physically attracting, then there must be some chemistry sparking b/w the both of you.

Or how can one be P/S attracted to another without any spark?

OgidiBoy:
@ Morenike,

Thank you my sister, if only I fit pay you.

See how she's denying her YIM?

You're one lucky guy. . . . but her gbeborun is too much

Just keep her away from NL for a while, keep her busy. know what I mean? . . . . now that's paying me back

Nah, this is priceless

A-40:
There is no one above seduction unless you are a nun or monk it all depends on the level of attraction between y'all there are girls that would UnCloth and i wouldn't move a muscle if she doesn't have that Good-Good i wouldn't be bothered even if she gave me a tip-drill

No chemistry, no seduction.

I've seen men with shirts off, made me hot.

I've seen men with shirts off, disgusted me.

OgidiBoy:
@ morenike,


I'm interested oh! you fit put good word for you bros.

Trust me na. I be her manager

YIM her at j-girldudublack@yahoo.com

awww, that's so cute. The best birthday present ever, I think

Around 24 was the best age. Where you able to finish school?

Which one be pimpstress again?

I no say you go shakara for the guy.

@Og

Just lemme know

OgidiBoy:
I'm so jealous of your bo bo.

She's free, if you're interested in her, lemme know.


I can arrange sth up

As lovely as that sounds, my question are still being left unanswered.

Ho true is it when Nigerian parents claim that AA lack culture? Especially when their son/daughter gets to the marriageable stage?

Sorry, no offense, but what are you talking about. clarify your point

Missy B, when will you do your interview na?

Na you I dey wait for

How true is this statement and why do Nigerian parents think so?