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bawomolo:
hey they say love is blind, so maybe i would be blind enough not to notice my ugly wife _{i kid i kid}

how i know, isn't that your "boo"? anyway why can't you marry your dream man at mcdonalds. can't love conquer everything including being broke?

whoever said love is blind does not know where to buy contact lense.
My love is 20/20, shotigbo

Because this is once in a life time thing for me. If I can't afford a church or traditional wedding, then I might as well gather a couple of friends and family and buy gallons of emu and iyan/egusi to feed them.

wetin them put you in jail for? Robbing the Library, again?

j-girl:
H2O2, have you been to popeye's?
I said I'd rather have it there than McDonald's!
I love my Popeye's, i hate McDonald's!

I hate fast food, simple.
I hate pizza so damn greasy

bawomolo:
my bad i've posted the correct pic. it sure looks like you and your man

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object3/498/73/n30605299469_1121.jpg

oh no he didn't!!

Me thinks that's you and KarmaMod. awwwwwwwwwwwww, see love ^{she'll kill me for this}

bawomolo:
wouldn't white castle fit in better with a white wedding?

anyway, toyin - word on the streets is that this is you

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Page not found?
Olodo, can't even paste a site properly, how you go take do proper reception?
MickyDs don yama yama your head

Time
Love
Care
faithfulness
honesty
protection
seduction
anger - - - - - I can't be in a mooshy mooshy r/ship. it's annoying
sensuous pleasure rolling in his voice

It was a joke

oBVIOUSLY, IT WAS A JOKE

But I just called H202 and pleaded with him to take me as I am, he denied me o.
Wetin woman go do?

Eh en, then bawo le se moh wipe he's a seducer? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

j-girl:
I knew it was him!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay! You guys are dating. Don't even try to act coy.
You cannot live in an imaginary home!

huh? I just want to be in NY for black friday ni o. ejoooooooo

j-girl:
Morenike, this was how you lost A-40 o! don't lose H2O2 again

how can I lose what was never mines?

j-girl:
@ topic, the one exception to this is actually A-40 (now that i think about it) that guy can seduce the head off any girl.

j-girl:
No way. I believe naija men lack creativity and adventure. Many of them can't even try the style that Morenike found in cosmo.

They don't know romance, how can we expect them to know the art of seduction?

haaaaaaaaa!! you've been watching me eh!! lol, that cosmo does help Many of nl men were surprised o, never know such position existed

H2O2:
You see what I mean? total selfishness. She can't even succumb to her soul's need.

My soul's desire is to be in NY right about now

j-girl:
First of all, the imaginary one? Morenike, you cannot live in an imaginary home.

Secondly, you really want him to bite you? take this to your room abeg. . . my eyes can't take such sexual connotations.

Says who?

That was a phrase jor.

Just dnt like j-girl catch you

H2O2:
She knows that Nigerian men, like me, love good women. But she has reason to worry because the Naija girls of nowadays, aka naira girls, are invaluable.
The probability of finding a good one is 1 in 10,000

Stop trying to trap me. I know you and what you expect me to type

H2O2:
She knows that Nigerian men, like me, love good women. But she has reason to worry because the Naija girls of
Then stop winking at me unless it is sex you want.
At your age you don't know what love is? I'm shaking my head.

bite me!
Nope, I odn't know what love is

j-girl:
who dash you home?

My boo

j-girl:
I don't want you to accept it but it seems that what your flava is.

Stop trying to wreck my home

bawomolo:
sharrap, what happened to love. in good times and in bad times

na your type thinks love puts food on the table? no thank you. ese n

j-girl:
You're a chauvinist because you speak like a guy who looks down on NIGERIAN ladies.

so you too know, but yoiu want me accept that mess

H2O2:
Look at this goat. 2 or 3 people say you're in love with me and you're pointing the accusatory finger at me, saying I don't know what love is? You need a head examination.

Stop playing hard to get. I can manage you. But first you must be disinfected.

I don't know what love is and dnt want to know. Go and get yourself checked, just b/c someone dey wink at you no mean she loves you, olodo rabata.

w/e. . . . .so no be only seduction you don't know. You don't know what love is too? ewoooooooo

@topic
Maybe it's where they were born into, the enviroment. Or is it our culture? Or the mentality that they have the right to sex at anytime anywhere?

H2O2:
LOLOLOL
Thank you o.

You need help. You and I both know that's not true

Raymond88:
Deep down in your heart you know you love like that guy! this whole topic is ALL because of him, to get a reaction from him, and sure enough you got it. Stop pretending girl, i did a fair share of behavioral psychology in my day.

whateva, w/e makes you feel betta
I'm very satisfied with the angel that woke me up this morning

Raymond88:
Retarded? i take a look at the link in your signature and i laugh, you Christians have the politest vocabularies.

what do you know!! I never knew Pink was an christian . Big ups girl

stillwater:
Just stumbled on her on youtube. She has a beautiful voice . . . can't get enough

Me thinks you were thinking of mr 40DD It's ok

Tell that to your wife.
I don't do brokeass men

Raymond88:
I think you two would go good together. Morenike you opened this thread obviously to get H202's attention, and i think he had the discussion with you in the first place because he likes you. I think two of you should fok.

How can you say such thing?

Was it because I called you retarded?

H2O2:
of pillow

w/e. . . .he's still berra than you

j-girl:
You are the ultimate example of a Nigerian man without the art of seduction.

truer words can never be typed

stillwater:
Lisa Lavie "Maple Leafs"

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I'm feeling this song

H2O2:
You are delusioned.

and you are jealous

lmao!! na because of recession now.

But me? Hell no!! He best not try me like that

He sure is comforting and soft and makes me feel good, but he ain't a pillow

ara e o ya. I'm married and loving it. Thanks but no thanks

H2O2:
Better go and scrub off the dudu between your butt cheeks.

gross monkey

H2O2:
A few lines of words and you're already wishing to be in the position of my woman. And they say Naija men can't seduce o .

~roll eyes~ Am not only wishing, am fantasizingggggggggggg about your big head and man hips
I can't wait till the day I'll rub that potbelly and make it growl or the day and I'll stroke your shiny bald head. ~roll eyes~

See this boy wey no sabi seduction. Abeg, wey better man

H2O2:
Shut up, we're not talking about my woman. She's fine. We're talking about naira women.

Why you dey lie like this? Well, no wonder you sef wan act like omo akata
I don't know if NL women are clean o. But I can speak for myself

H2O2:
.Don't enjoy it. None of it is for you

I surely hope they weren't. Thinking about me while with another woman?
It's ok, can't blame you