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j-girl:
I heard through the grapevine.
Olofofo is what I do.

Ok, I forgot your job for a sec

@post
am scared of taking the city bus
am scared of using public toilets

j-girl:
Oh my gosh! You are so mean.
. . . Morenike is the most bootylicious girl in all of FL.
Stop hating.

I'm scared of someone causing trouble in my friend circle.

How did you know?
You've been staring ni?

Not the mst bootylicious o, I give that to my bestfriend

MrCrackles:
is it not already flat?!

lmao!! na Gawd go punish you.
It's not flat

j-girl:
I'm scared of Morenike denying ALLLLLLLLLLLLL her men.
I'm scared that Morenike's fears are irrational (because they've already happened)
I'm scared of that guy coming here to look for my trouble again.
I'm scared of Morenike raping A-40

@post
I'm scared of growing old.

I'm scared of j-girl denying her man, 4Play again

I'm scared of H202 posting here

I'm scared of my butt getting flat

I;m scared of gaining weight

KarmaMod:
Brash is part of my harem.

alagolo, funny ones wetin. I can't bloody wait for Part 2. Scary yes but it definitely kept me interested

No wonder, harem no dey sale

jk jk

Plzzz, lemme know when part 2 comes out.

You berra be scared, I'm warning you o, I be winch.

Tonight, I'll feed mr T to the birds

KarmaMod:
Lmfao

When I was taking my night shower I kept looking back expecting someone to say "awo funfun"

Lol. . . .

I think I'll stick to the funny ones

j-girl:
_{I'm scared of Morenike and Mr. Crackles e-shagging on NL. . .} :-XI'm scared of Morenike going to the psychiatric unit.
I'm scared of the boys on NL becoming even more useless.

Psychiatric unit as a student not a patient ni o.
abeg!!

I think I'll stick to Hydrogen Peroxide

Kokoye, Which school did you go to?

K.M, that movie was scary Took me long to sleep yest

I'm scared of going to the psychiatric unit
I'm scared of getting sued
I'm scared of being scared

MrCrackles:
AND YOU SHOULD BE SCARED OF YOUR BOOBS SAGGING!

That's the last thing am worried about. In 20-30 years, I'd give a Bleep about it.
Right now, it's just there

I'm scared of doyin's man boobs

I'm scared of losing everything
I'm scared of the recession
I'm scared of failure
I'm scared of going back home
I'm scared of disappointing my mommy
I'm scared of being changed

Yea. . . . and how old are you?

MrCrackles:
Soft like the Jamaican bread i bought at Edgeware Last Week

The only pillows i can hump nowadays are on Tope's chest

There we go. . . .

So no be me you dey hump

@post
I'm scared of ducks

Keep humping my pillow and keep thinking its me.

Well, I can't blame you, I'm [i]very [/i]soft

Anything that crawls. I hate hate hate creepy crawlies.

I'd freak out if I see a lizard staring at me

Lol, leave my baby alone.
Wetin she do you?

Ibk, I think Doyin dey take style to flirt with you
bUT LEMME WARN YOU, HE'S A PLAYA

joskab:
Am in love wt a lady,suddenly she told me that she did nt av interest again despite all i did for her,financially,morally and materially.But every time i think about it, am nt be myself psychologically because of the level of love i have for her.please advice on what to do,am dying.

Iz you H202 in disguise?
I told the boy I don't love him o, but he just dey spend on me

ibkaye:

I knew she'd show up if I mention Chamotex

How far, my dear. You were missed

MrCrackles:
nah you know i don't have any quota of jealousy in me

just warning you, because too much men can render a woman lifeless!!

_{sho ara ti o ba f e run-down!}

See them dey jealous me (2x)
As I dey walk past the dollar store
See them dey jealous me

lolol, jk.

Too much men ke? Na only me and Missy B get our joke
And am innocent, ma worry

Cristalz:
MissyB, remember you are the hottest request o. Yes you can!!

Plzz tell her o.

She just dey shakara cuz Chamotex no dey give her attention Chamotex, see wetin you cause?

Is somebody jealous?


Don't be mad na, no be my fault her bro fine pass you

Busy_body:
Congrats to all mums and dads in the land.

I watched a lot of programme on birthing, so discovered that midwives hated it when women screamed and would tell them to shut up and breath deeply instead. So when the anaesthetics guy told me I would need pain relief, I told him that it was for cowards so would not need it, he laughed and said "i'm a man, but trust me"

lol, trying to play the brave woman abi?

I can imagine the pain. Like a watermelon going tjrough a donut hole How some women go through it sef, I don't know.

lol, I hope the baby did not fall

Missy B:
Morenike
The earlier you grant Tgirl's request, the betta.

Your bro is the only one allowed to interview moi

Seriously, after you

*raised eyebrow*

Take am easy o.

I'll need him in one piece to clean my house. That was our deal


_{well, am going to class. have fun}

j-girl:
He's on YIM?
LOL! Maybe he forgot you can see him.
I am not doing anything o!
He wants to talk to you.
If he seduces you, let me know.

He tried. . . . . But he no fit

^^^^^ No, it'snot coral springs.
It's Miami

Fimisile. I'm 199.99% Naija girl. We stink, rem?

Oya, are you going to teach us seduction or not?

shhh, dnt try to change the subject. who dey stalk you? shior.

Let j-girl teach you seduction.

He's online on YIM, he just dey lie. cheap way out.

Hiss. Remind me to slap the nonsense out of you later.

B.T.W, j-girl, dreeldee said hi