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BlackViper:
https://gazettengr.com/kenya-only-country-on-earth-drug-barons-are-in-presidential-cabinet-former-vice-president-gachagua/

Which planet has this guy been in the past 3 years?

Has he heard of the country called Nigeria?

Oga type African country with the leader as drug boss on Google and see the grand patron

BondRiv:
Obi is always hasty and desperate for attention. Often delving into matters with little knowledge about them.

What sort of knowledge do you need to know it's dangerous posting children far away from home to write jamb and recklessly criminal to ask them to start whatever clearance by 6:30am?

To you that needs Isaac Newton kind of thinking of mere common sense that's obviously lacking in jamb and now you...

[quote author=haybhi1 post=135151041]obviously, you lack knowledge on how things work, but I'll try to cure some of it.

1. I agree that they should have kept quiet because Obi has always shown his ignnorrance and slowness by talking before researching.
2. A. If you must study abroad as a Nigerian, it's absolutely impossible without a WAEC. B. Foreigners study here without JAMB too, just WAEC. They are littered in our universities. (P.S. you prolly didn't pass WAEC so bereft on the idea of its importance).
3. You're the only one not thinking, alonside your crass ignnorannce. Every country has its regulating bodies for examination and there are exams you must be in the country to do, e.g. USMLE III. One of the inefficacy or laxity in exam regulations is why you see UK lamenting of the frauud in Nursing exams on FP the other day.
4. JAMB might have been too difficult for you to pass because you sound far from a brillllliannt human, but it's definitely not frrauud. It's the only pre-university exam, indeed, in Nigeria that's not aduultterated. Na either your braaiin or luck. Unlike WAEC, JAMB has no special centres, so ollooddos like you have to study hard, lest you prefer to keep lamennting.
5. Nigeria isn't wastting youth. That's a liiee.
6. The best way to strengthen our pre-university education system must always include strengthening JAMB with more exam centres, so students don't have to travel too far.

So Paul, think and research before talking online, not everyone is as shortssighhted, man.[/quote

Everyone quoting you said you are dumb. You didn't make any effort to disprove them.
Congratulations

EmiloCorn:
he is a pastor preneur, he should do normal and pay them bribe

seun, you used helinues to do example of blocking now everybody is using his account to test it

please you people should stop using helinues to do block testing, look up or down and use that your nairaland member neighbor to test it. It's not only on helinues profile seun created that button, everyone has it too. Please leave poor helinues alone


Just imagine . . . 1,795 blocks within 5 hours HABA!

How does the blocking work?

I want to block Helinues

TimeManager:
Every indices are getting worse both human development index, security index and human right index. It's all about media window dressing for him just like a certain candidate in Nigeria who loves moving around with cameras.


-Kiss the truth!

Kiss your dumb ass

You are too dumb to understand Imperialism

What captain Traore is doing is a signature for Africa. We have Nigerians doing business inside Burkina Faso praising him. Go check out conversations on X African pages

So because he told your drug Lord president to go to hell with his toothless ECOWAS then Ronus and APC clowns are hating him

Over 80% of African youths love him so you are a tiny minority in your conclave

TimeManager:
By Umar Farouk Bala



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/opinion/789590-captain-ibrahim-traore-the-soldier-selling-africa-false-hope-by-umar-farouk-bala.html

Whoever wrote this thrash needs mental evaluation and psychiatric imprisonment.

What has democracy done for Africa than the looting from our leaders and endless borrowing to keep us tied to the apron strings of the West and their useless IMF?

Who brought the term democracy?

The gulf states are not practicing democracy but have one of the highest index of living standards in the world. The Kuwaiti currency is even higher than the dollar

Is China practicing Democracy? Or do we call Russia a democratic state? But look are the poverty index in those countries. Very very low

These imperialists preach democracy to us that enabled corruption and entrenched poverty. What are the checks in democracy to guide against corruption and poverty in Africa amidst our rich resources?

Captain Traore has proven a point and western puppets like this writer is doing their imperial biddings which is to keep us subjugated

Whatever form of government that will bring adequate welfare and effective infrastructure to the African people is welcome. Even a monarchy like Swaziland is better than the corrupt civilian dictatorship in Nigeria under the guise of democracy. Where elections are just mere census exercises of selection and the judiciary is an annex of the federal government. The leadership of the legislative arm are the tea servers of the president.

Ride on captain Traore, Africa youths are with you
Viva Africa, Uhuru Africa!

Kuginzi:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/04/26/how-god-drove-my-car-from-kano-to-kaduna-while-i-was-sleeping-rotimi-amaechi/

Lamba -in-chiel

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/FG-earned-N84bn-from-cash-transfer-levy-in-three-months-Report

Milking the common Nigerian to find their extravagant lifestyles. This civilian dictatorship will surely end one way or another. Sowore was right on revolution but no one can detect the method it will take. I still think there's a military intervention somewhere from junior officers since they have weakened the senior echelons with compulsory retirements to install those kinsmen as chief of army staff etc.
The NDIC said less than 10% of Nigerians have up to 500k in their deposit account but the this volume of transfer shows every single transfer from those little earnings made has deductions going to federal government and banks.
God help this country 🙏

IPIGSRSHALLOW:
sad.

Some people have very poor memories in this country.
All these people calling Jonna a good president forgot that he postponed the election just because he knew he was about to lose.
They forgot that many people were killed in Rivers just to rig the election for Jonna. They came up with a fake figure of 1.48 million, which everyone knew was a complete lie.
Even today, the figures from Rivers na reach that one again.

The saddest part was also that his supporters (Clark, Afenifebi and other ass lickers) knew and encourage that the election be postponed to be able to simply to come up with a winning strategy and admitted it openly; the same people today will be crying and wailing about the rule of law and democracy.

The violence in Rivers in 2015 was unprecedented in the history of Nigerian elections, people had their heads chopped off like chicken heads just for the sake of the election.
This same wicked Wike was one of the main actors, then the people hating him now were praising and worshiping him then.
How times have changed, no permanent enemies they say in politics, just permanent interests.

You slept in the same womb with Rotimi Amechi? Cos your lamba almost pass his own

Throwback:
Imagine how the Jonathan regime was treating a Governor, yet he was hailed for it by those who now claim our democracy is under threat.

The same way they hailed Wike as Wicked Wike because he was dealing blow after blow on Amaechi whom they hated. Only for the same Wike to deal them terrible blows too.

No wonder all Governors love President Tinubu's style of leadership.

Even Buhari that had a military background, did not abuse power as a democratic President the way Jonathan did while he was in power.

You believe this thrashy Lamba Rotimi wrote? Where you in kindergarten when GEJ was in power?

This guy was bullying the president something no one can dare with Tinubu or Buhari. GEJ never got once speak about amechi.

So Tinubu brand of leadership by spreading poverty and enriching a few political class is better to you?

Abeg don't allow Tribal or party sentiments place a natural curse on you and your family. Respect the souls of those dying daily and suffering hardship due to APC misrule

dre11:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/04/how-i-escaped-death-while-mobilising-against-jonathan-amaechi/

Endless lamba from a chicken and coward that assisted in bringing this plague called APC to Nigerians

You will die gnashing your teeth when God is ready to call you Amechi

helinues:
Unfortunately, your likes have been crying the poverty and hardship more than the bereaved.

Make you guys tell us where that University of Hardship is located in your region. That's where you have been learning about hardship without experiencing it hence you can describe hardship than those who are experiencing it

People like you can only function in a faceless forum like nairaland where you can hide and spew thrash.
World Bank that you guys have been praising and borrowing money from is giving you facts and all you could say is linked poverty to a region. Did the clown in Aso Rock campaigned to rule the "rich southwest region" only? Trust get sense or borrow one.
IMF questioned the policies last time you guys jumped to defend the rubbish on ground. You must really hate this country like I always say cos there's a limit to politics and patriotism. Sometimes just keep quiet when the facts are laid bare.

In your thinking once the southwest are okay and appointed everywhere then Tinubu's policies are working and others can go to hell?
Okay, ask the Fulanis how market in the eyes of Nigerians since Buhari left

MONEY247:
Hoodlums, drug addicts and different types of wayward individuals plague parks in almost every city of the country. here in Edo state where I currently reside, the trouble of this motor park guys is alarming. The harass drivers, commuters and claim to be tax collectors.Theey even fight themselves like it's a legal job... Really I don't see any value they're adding to the economy,they just disturb..

Many claim that if they were not not in motor parks they would have been thieves...
But that's not an excuse

All government agencies should please stop this menace it's not good at all

They are one of the products of a failed system and terrible leadership. The politicians keep them for sinister jobs and won't stop touting.

A societal menace and an indicator of underdevelopment

Seun:
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I was banned yesterday for returning an insult to an APC Ronu on the issue of Gov Alia and Benue state. The miscreant wasn't banned as I found out.

WHY

aswani:
Just say you yourself hate Yoruba and Fulani and stop projecting on people.

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Why will I hate on Yoruba and Fulani. Do you even know my tribe?
I only elicited what Prof Kperoogi wrote who's is pure facts if you realise how Nigerians demonize Fulani now

ReacherSaidNoth:
Can you show us the study that showed masturbation causes vision related issues, because that makes zero sense.

It does makes sense , check the adverse effects of mastubation on your phone

AffiliateGuruNG:


While sentiments will abound.

For curiosity sake, can Falana kindly answer the following.
✓ List the number of major cases he won.
✓ What he has done for the development of the legal profession that qualified him to become a Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN).

Mind you, I am here to learn.

Anyone wise enough can enlighten me with evidences.

Like I mentioned. I am not a fan of Wike.

My concern is Falana.

What has he done?

This should not be rocket science.

You have a phone and data?

Why not check yourself instead of pretending to learn with these daft unbiased questions

Femi Falana like Gani is beyond SAN and the politics played there. He started winning cases for people before Wikie was birth.

What chase Wike done to legal profession besides drinking whisky and incoherent jibes at people?

He generating a large pool of enemies that will take two presidents tenure to douse

Dpsychologist:

Let’s talk about something every man (and even many women) can relate to—but few truly understand.

There’s a reason why, after orgasm, especially during casual or risky sex, you suddenly feel a wave of clarity, guilt, or even regret. That feeling isn't just emotional—it's biological.

What just happened?

When you're turned on, your body floods with dopamine—the same pleasure chemical you get from cocaine, gambling, or winning a jackpot. Your brain becomes singularly focused on one goal: release. Rational thinking takes a back seat. You ignore red flags. You override morals. You chase pleasure like it’s your last mission on Earth.

But as soon as you cum, your dopamine levels crash, and a hormone called prolactin spikes. Prolactin is associated with sexual satisfaction—but also kills sexual desire. Suddenly, the fog lifts. And now…

📌That person doesn’t look as attractive as they did 10 minutes ago.

📌You start thinking about consequences—pregnancy, STDs, emotional attachment.

📌You begin to feel shame, disgust, regret or confusion.

You ask yourself: “What was I thinking?”

Congratulations. You’ve come to your senses. Literally.

This isn’t spiritual hype—it’s backed by neuroscience. The post-nut clarity is real. And it can be powerful.

But here’s the deeper question:

Why do we need to “nut” to see clearly? Why not pause and think before the act?

That’s where emotional intelligence, discipline, and long-term thinking come in.

Many lives, relationships, and reputations have been destroyed by a few minutes of unfiltered pleasure. People cheat, betray, and even ruin their futures over something they don’t even want once they “come.”

Next time you’re in that heat-of-the-moment tension… pause.

Ask yourself: Is it worth it?
If you’re unsure, wait. Because if you wouldn’t feel good about it after, you probably shouldn’t do it before.

As can be seen from the image. The guy was regretting after wasting his money on what he thought was worth it but as soon as he cum, he came to his senses.

Moral of the story: Don’t let your dick decide what your brain will regret.

In your analysis, you did not address the place of extreme sexual urges (konji) in a human lives and how to tackle it given the proven scientific theory that one of the causes of prostate is undue lack of frequent semen release (I believe 21x monthly was mentioned) Also for women it's is proven that lack of sexual activity aids fibrosis and increases agitated moods.
Unless you are recommending mastubation which itself has medical consequences which includes vision related issues..
Make it practical to everyday life
These postulations are not mine, Google can testify

femisplash:
https://www.thecable.ng/imf-nigeria-will-navigate-global-shocks-due-to-tinubus-reforms/

Foreign Lamba

ogododo:
https://www.farooqkperogi.com/2025/04/tinubus-lagos-centric-yorubaization-of.html?m=1

Defenders of the narrow-mindedness of the Tinubu regime should also be aware of other unintended consequences of their ethnic triumphalism. Just like Buhari has caused the Fulani (including poor, innocent ones) to be reviled all over Nigeria, everyday Yoruba people who also suffer the consequences of Tinubu’s economic policies, will be targets of transferred aggression.

Like the Fulani, the Yoruba may become the objects of undeserved and unearned ethnic hate on account of the president’s inability to see beyond this ethnic enclave in appointments and symbolic actions.

The above are the real consequences of ethnocentrism. Though it's the innocent and poor one that might bear the brunts in the future.
Power is ephemeral

PressMyButton:
My issue is not even with Datti, let him run his mouth anyhow he likes, at least allow him use Tinubu to gain a little relevance since he has since been forgotten. If Datti run into Asiwaju anywhere, he will shiver and go on his knees. If Obi is a boy, Datti is a toddler. The pictures below speak for itself.


However, my issue is, how does Labour Party move from Arabambi + Lamidi Apapa Vs Abure + Obi + Otti and then to Arabambi + Lamidi Apapa + Abure Vs Obi +Otti ?. I swear Peter Obi is not fit to be a primary school class captain. He ran into LP and destroyed it.



After God, na Tinubu 💪 God bless Nigeria

You don smoke that marijuana again?

Abi Una don join BAT dey take cocaine since na Una main business be that

PressMyButton:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/04/19/labour-party-disowns-datti-baba-ahmeds-undemocratic-remarks-raises-alarm-over-threats?

Illegal arm Labour Party. Your tenure has ended.
APC wing of Labour party.

Shameless fools collecting money from Gandollars to thwart democracy in Nigeria. You will be fumigated out of office. Democracy must survive

News alert;; Nigeria is not Museveni's Uganda or Biya's camoeorny

Islie:
PDP governors opposing coalition may be secretly working for Tinubu, says Dele Momodu



https://www.thecable.ng/pdp-governors-opposing-coalition-may-be-secretly-working-for-tinubu-says-dele-momodu/

You have spoken with wisdom sir. Those Governors lead by Wike's guy Seyi Makinde are working for BAT. Bala Mohammad has a northern agenda to allow Tinubu complete his tenure so he can contest in 2031. The fool doesn't know the cartel boss he's dealing with.

If power doesn't change hands in 2027, Tinubu's grip on Nigerian wealth will be worse than his grip on Lagos and comparable to Idi Amin Dada of Uganda. He will fix his lackeys in every facets of our lives including states and local governments on the 774 councils. Long after he's passed on his family will control the type of government we'll be running

ChukwuObe:
Even when your mother is bashed and impregnated by your family neighbour, you will still blame it on a call from France. Yet you are not shameless

Says a cretin who's stupidity is an inheritance spanning five generations. Better go for spiritual purging so you don't spread this disease to your lineage. We already have enough of foolish people like you in APC to deal with in this country and wouldn't entertain more idiots from your family

etokhana:
Peter Obi

Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/8398133/gov-alia-warns-against-political

The useless governor might have gotten a call from France to issue that worthless press statement. He's a coward and Benue people are a brace people to be ruled by a born coward.

Being a catholic myself by birth and by inclination made me ashamed of Reverend Father Alias. But I won't spare his stupidity due to that cos he's as foolish as them come

A cassock doesn't make the monk.

seunmsg:
If DEA has anything serious on Tinubu, they would have charged him to court on the strength of the evidence as far back as 1993. If they evaluated their case in 1993 and jointly with FBI decide to reach an out of court settlement without prejudice, what new thing do you think they can come up with now?

From Natasha’s shenanigans to Yoruba appointment noise and now DEA records, it’s obvious all these are sponsored opposition tactics to continue to paint Mr. President black in the media. Nothing came out of FBI records. Nothing came out of CIA records. Nothing came out of IRS records. So, what exactly do you think DEA has that others don’t have?


In recent weeks, a lot of positive news have come out Nigeria’s economy. We’ve moved our net foreign reserve from $3.9billion in 2023 to $23billion at the moment. This is at a time when Argentina, a country with similar economic challenges with Nigeria as at 2023 just got another $20billion loan from IMF to boost their foreign reserve. Just yesterday, Fitch upgraded Nigeria’s credit rating to a strong B. Food inflation is also at a record decline.

Instead of us discussing all these positive developments and more, we are now being distracted by nonsense FBI DEA records that has achieved nothing since 2023.

I am sure you assumed all Nigerians are as dumb as those from your inheritance. You want to tell us about foreign reserve? How's that reflected on the lives of the average Nigerian on the street? Cost of living is killing the living!

How much did the APC government met as Nigeria's foreign reserve at? How much did BAT meet 2 years ago in the foreign reserve?

So Argentina reforms has a little jilt and they took loans to smoothened it out. It's a different scenario from Nigeria and I challenged everyone to go read about it. They funded their last year budget without borrowing for the first time in close to 20 years on Argentina!

How much has Tinubu borrowed since he was sworn in? Go fact check! It's higher than Buhari's 8 years in office. He removed subsidy that we are saving money and wouldn't be borrowing money shey? Where's the money he saved? We are still borrowing every month! We just got approval for another loan!
The guy uses the money borrowed to buy escalade, Yatch, planes,etc. That's his borrowing dividends! He will lie on May 29th on the midterm report that he has created unseen jobs. We are waiting for you guys to tell us his achievements next month.

Abobi, if you are regarded as the most semi intelligent person in your village just know that your village is just one out of over Two million villages in Nigeria with high tech intelligent people littered everywhere. So don't come to a faceless forum and be.
The government has failed and more like a cartel in power running the whole strata of government from th judiciary to the media from BAT's bedroom like he did to Lagos for 25 years. But the late Yinka Odumakin said to him 4 years ago that the ludo you play in Lagos is different from the cheese game played in Abuja

ogododo:
https://dailytrust.com/us-court-orders-fbi-anti-drug-agency-to-release-tinubus-records/

Something's cooking somewhere and someone in the North that held power recently the Chief cook.
It'a timely so it can go through all legal processes in the US before 2027

LegendHero:
So exchange rate was stable when official was N450 and parallel rate at N750?

You be novice. This argument is way beyond your intellect.

Ogbeni intellect....A butterfly calling himself a bird.

You are the novice of you didn't know the corruption CBN and banks propagated in official exchange market.
Go read about AbokiFX

Gbefu