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dani1luv: not enough reason for you to call me names Mr. man

double sorry Mr man

BIGVAJINA: i am officially running for PROJAN gen secretary, vote bigV now!

no wahala..... Its You nd I


*shakes her nd heads straight to d bank to equip myself

dani1luv: huh??. . .is this one okay?

figure it out 4 urself

Bush pig

Why d hating na

dani1luv: LMAOOOOOOO. . .SEE PAINMENT

sharrap Dani

Vicky dere is no cause 4 alarm cos everything is under control

~vicky~:
i quit PROJAN!!!!!

am disappointed Vicky..... Haba u of all people

I respect u

Jojo Armani: mormoni nice joke

thank u VP

larride: i need that machete tonight ooo

no wahala... I knw say u too get plenty enemies

#gbammest

booqee: who are you talking to?? Skales or who?? When last did u even see skales on nairaland?? I doubt if u even met him when u signed up on nl. Skales a.k.a studio don run comot from nl tey tey!
Stop talking to d air my friend!

searching for her

Wow! Smiles all over my face

Nice one PROJANS

One love


PROJAN Sec Gen

larride: grab her two oranges and takes to my heels.

*sucks everything dere

Nothing is funny hear abeg.


*starts vomiting

larride: I'm giving it to you gladly, do return it back swiftly.

aha! U don do me well dis nyt.........today na today

larride: I'm giving it to you gladly, do return it back swiftly.

aha! U don do me well dis nyt.........today n today

Arrant nonsense... Mr bunmioguns, politics is not done dis way........suit ur self kawai.

Na wa ooo......

larride: Nice one again Mormoni

tanx sir.....
Pls borrow me ur machete I hav matters to deal with dis nyt.

GIRLFRIEND : (Low Voice)
Sweety, Last night I had a
dream about you.
:
MPATA: (excited) Oooh, Tell
meSomething Honey...
:
GIRLFRIEND: I dreamt We were
traveling in a bus, Suddenly the
bus lost control and fell in the
river. Everyone swam to save
their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.
:
MPATA: (with luv): Oh,
Definately, i was searching
forYou..Right?"
:
GIRLFRIEND: (Frown) NO, You
were shouting, Driver! Driver!!,
Please, Give me My Change
before You Die ooO, Abegiiiii

better luck next time


SMH

booqee: Hehehe! Nice one..you got me cracking!

u no go ever knw better joke

Mtswwwwwwwwwwwwww

larride: Badt guy

on point Mr president

Jojo Armani: thank u man. i appreciate

on point manny but make sure u work very well o


*offers him three bi*ches for d nyt

booqee: argghhh! Too many gays in PROJAN... Gosh!

@op. Ask for permission before stealing jokes!

sharrap b4 I rape u

nice one BG

U ar welcome to PROJAN skales

*gives him two dirty boxers to wash including Vicky's panties

Congrats jojo

booqee: why you come dey lament?? Oya take dis tissue and wipe ur tears. Its okay.. Life's got good tinz to offer you my dear..like you coming to njpc.

rubbish..u can go to wher Eva u desire shameless lady


*pisses on her head

na u mumu pass for not knowing dat dis joke has been here since 1995


*pisses on his head

bin gbagbo: yes, its because PROJAN is a democratic institution, and by the way, who made you bunmi's PRO

mtchew! sttupid bush pig!!!

#gbammest

dani1luv: what is this?

figure it out for urself



*pisses on his head

Vicky nd booqee don suffer

Anyways HBD mahn