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thank u lagusta

sutoboy: Hmm what a nice rubbish!

u triedt ai but u can do better

Mother: "Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for school."

Victor: "Mom, do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me, too."

Mother: "Yes, you do."

Victor: "Give me one good reason."

Mother: "Because you're 34 years old, and you're the principal."

It was only after bill gates wedding night dat his wife knw why he called his companY MICROSOFT...dnt ask me why ooo.


An old woman walks into a sex shop, shaking.
"Sir," she asks in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice.
"Yes, ma'am."
"And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice.
"Yes, ma'am."
"How do you turn them off?"



***

Sadeeq soro was walking with his dad when d dad said "look son a dead bird". Sadeeq looks up nd said "where".....
His dad is still receiving treatments @ BG's memorial
Hospital

A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84-year-old father. While there he notices the nurse give his father hot chocolate and Viagra.
The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?"
The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep."
The man asks, "And the Viagra?"
"Keeps him from falling out of bed."


***


A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what everyone says, blondes really are smart.
While her husband is at work, she decides that she is going to paint the living room in their house. So the next day as soon as he leaves, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home after work and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and a mink. He asks her what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the room.
He says that he was impressed at the good job she had done, but what's with her wearing the two coats?
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, ''FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!''. The husband is now d trending mad man in Deir area.


***


A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of their tails off. So she does. But then the other horse's tail gets caught in a bush and rips off. So she can't tell them apart again.
She asks the farmer for advice a second time. He tells her to cut one of the horses ears. So she does. But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence.
She is still confused. She asks the farmer what to do. He tells her to measure them.
She comes back and says, "The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!"..
The farmer falls in to coma thrice


Mormoni Projan sec gen

dopeJemi: hehehehehehe , wetin dey fall u? U don tk calipso abi :-D

na u knw dat one sha

Bunmi abeg wich language be dis?

Very funny!!!! Its raining horses nd donkeys here

*falls five times inside gutter

D one nd only sec gen is around



*heads straight to sit close to d president, VP, nd PM

Thank u very much Dr BG


*thinks of first mission wich is to import laughing gas to dis section

Na so so bad belle people fill dis thread.




Walks out crying

sutoboy:

hahahah Suto dats hw I relate with my frends..dats Hausa boy

sutoboy: why that?

dats Hausa my frend.....

E don red for her be dat

Good one guy


UP PROJAN

Jojo Armani: @ dat game. Is just reminded me back den. Wen one of my friends(guy A) game started having problems so on de process of hitting de game in his palm de game mistakely fall and de problem disappear(lucky him) so anoda guy's(guy B) game started having dat same problem de formal guy's(guy A) game was having, he meet de guy to ask him what did he do to solve his game problem. De guy told him dat he hit it on de floor, de guy (B) gave Guy (A) his game to hit on de floor to correct his game's fault. De guy (A) hit de game real hard on de floor, de game scatter beyong repair. Guy (B) holds Guy (A) to pay for his game dat he spoiled. Wen guy A narrate dis story to people dat gathered to seperate dem. Everybody burst into laughter wen he said he is de one dat give me his game to do it for him.

na wa oo VP....wich kind foolish boy be dat sef

nandulchic: [color=#770077][/color]I swear wen d woman recovers dat boy wuld b dead

hahhahahha! D boy only said d truth ai

On point nigga



More grease to ur elbows

Lagusta: Jokes apart... Black is beautiful...

I love black ladies, not those fake yellow-pawpaw

This lady go regret am big time


@mormoni, that game don tey mehhhhn

*Seconded


Yes o dat game don teyyy

Xymc...:
Wow. . I've neva had dis much encouragin comments within a short time before. . .tnks 2 u all... I guess joinin PROJAN was a realy big step. . . As the Social Director of PROJAN i pledge my allegience to do my best in this section to make it a better place..

Yes boss! Projan rocks.

Very nice joke by you


More grease to ur elbows

No be small thing o

lmao

odizzy: some fools re not jus proud of who dey re, i rily pitty her cos old age is in d coner

lol! She will suffer it 4 sure

#TeamMormoni

PretiEbony: I'm always by ya syd

thank u beauty

bunmioguns: www.google.com.ng

dis one is funny

Free to go

larride: Don't mind Dani jare but seriously, i think we should be able to express ourselves anyhow we want here, no one is a kid here, the mods are just taking things far too much, this is a public forum for God's sake. let's just enjoy it.

****OCCUPYDANI*********

seconded

~vicky~:
bro you get it wrong again i know your problem..lack of understanding so pls change base 10x

*smh......it shall be well with u

Lol.... Ur ending is always killin me


More grease to ur elbows bro

~vicky~:
^ eya didnt realized that it would piss you off but you see what is good for the goose is better for the gander (you know what am driving @)take heart ok..i will never praise because all this dry things you called jokes are stolen, copy and paste call me names if you like, it does not add bunks to my account and for your IQ am not a projan!! gerrit? thanks and stay cool

eyyah its a pity dat u dnt hav people dat love u.....u lost nd ran away. Very weak spirit

bunmioguns: no mind him, if it were to be anoda person, hw wld av closed d thread....we must try to prevent injustice by all means.....he even banned Bin without giving any reasonable excuses.......well if he wish, he can go ahead to ban me, i dont care.....

choi!!! Haba!!! So him don ban Bin?