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Politics / Re: Matawalle Arrives To A Heroic Homecoming As He Visits His Hometown (pics/video) by MortySmith: 10:14pm On Nov 21, 2023
See the security formation sef. Imagine all the military vehicles dey around him but the rest SUV na Dem sabi, even one Hilux no tail Dem. Na wao for mumu Nigerians.
Politics / Re: NLC, TUC Suspend Strike by MortySmith: 9:28am On Nov 16, 2023
please guys, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

Acct num with faith
My name is Angela Oyom. Almighty God bless you and your family
This scam format never tire una? Lazy entitled entities. I blame the mods una dey in cohorts with. Una sha wan turn here to beggers hub.


Music/Radio / Re: There Exist Female Rappers In Arewa (Photos) by MortySmith: 6:47pm On Nov 14, 2023
Where you leave LilPee & FalaqAmin?

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Crime / Re: The Funny Moment When A Masquerade Was Arested And Striped (Video/Pictures) by MortySmith: 12:14am On Oct 04, 2023
You dey drag deity abi. Continue
Celebrities / Re: Rema Look Cold And Afraid After He Met Cardi B And Offset For First Time (video) by MortySmith: 2:17pm On Jul 06, 2023
Are u drunk? See the way op's talking
He no allow us watch the video sef

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Romance / Re: What Are The Songs You Can't Get Enough Of? by MortySmith: 1:34pm On Apr 12, 2023
Owl city songs.
Check out his latest album "Coco moon".
Crime / Re: Sip, Sip Sip That Alchohol Now And Commit Some Crime by MortySmith: 11:21pm On Mar 25, 2023

Lower your vibration and chop you from inside as how, i don't understand??

when it's not HIV
you better go and treat yourself if you are sick o, its not the alcohol that's doing you, alchohol will even make your skin to be fresh. you garrit??

Crime / Re: Sip, Sip Sip That Alchohol Now And Commit Some Crime by MortySmith: 11:25pm On Mar 24, 2023
I prefer alchohol to smoking because its cleanses the body, it can also cure illnesses like malaria and typhoid
Alcohol dey actually lower your vibration & chop you from inside. I no know sha
Islam for Muslims / Re: Alhamdulillah...i Sighted The Crescent Moon (pics) by MortySmith: 8:37pm On Mar 22, 2023
May Allah make it beneficial to us all. Ramadan Karim.

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Romance / Re: Am Back To My Village (bosso) Niger Republic by MortySmith: 4:01pm On Jul 01, 2022
No offense but Abg try dey change shirt if u wan snap, this ur shirt na soulmates una be?


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Skill Would You Like To Learn? by MortySmith: 3:19pm On Jun 27, 2022
Crypto Knowledge & Digital Marketing.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Might Be A Witch. by MortySmith: 6:17pm On Jun 23, 2022
Better hold on to that woman tight, she's a rare wife you can't afford to lose. If she dey cry u go still complain disturb people, stop listening to stupid suggestions here and there.
Education / Re: What Books Can I Read To Become The Most Learned Man On Earth? by MortySmith: 10:17pm On May 27, 2022
You can't be the most learned or knowledgeable person in the world. Knowledge is an ever unfolding process of new discoveries, u can only expand your consciousness & explore more parts of your pscyche through acquiring meaningful knowledge & working positively with that information.

In this quest of your's, you have to read more on Philosophy, read books from Aristotle & his contemporaries you need to have a fresh perception on how they perceive the world then. You also need to check some ancient Chinese classics from Lao Tzu books like iChing (book of changes), Tao Te Ching, Wua Wu Ching, Hua Hu Wei for starters. Read about the ancient meditation techniques of the old Sages from all over the world.

Books on self-development, self-discovery & mental robustness are encouraged too. Pick some spiritual books to broaden the horizons of your mind. The power of now by Eckhart Toole is one of the rarest gifts you can nourish your soul with.

The alchemist, Spiritual laws of success, 48 laws of power, being supernatural, the emotion code, The SECRET, Power vs Force, Untethered Soul, The Art of war, The Subtle Art of not giving a F*ck, are some few books on Self-development and actualisation, we can't know everything but we can always be a work in progress.

Research more on knowledge & limit your social media use and don't be afraid to evolve into a higher version of yourself.
Romance / Re: I'm A Sigma Male Pls Help!!!!! by MortySmith: 1:50pm On May 23, 2022
If you are truly a sigma this will be the least of your problem. A sigma is an Alpha walking his own lane.

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Business / Re: Should I Report This Suspicious Transaction Or Play Along?? by MortySmith: 6:56pm On May 20, 2022
I got similar one too from FCMB.

They sent me password for Account Creation and said it expires in 5 minutes.
You are absolutely correct. I received the exact text too few days ago & this evening too.

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Celebrities / Re: DaBaby Pays Lagos Hawker $100 For Few Packets Of Popcorn by MortySmith: 1:32am On May 19, 2022

You are a fool
Na your generation be that.
Romance / Re: Upload The Fifth Picture In Your Gallery by MortySmith: 1:11am On May 18, 2022
This particular scene is always used for jokes or Menes, why. I'd like to know bro...
Yeah it's from Captain America civil war, it was a heated confrontation in that scene between them. He fought over 6 Hydra minions in an elevator!
Romance / Re: Upload The Fifth Picture In Your Gallery by MortySmith: 1:07am On May 18, 2022

Captain America grin .. what movie is this sir? wink
Captain America Civil war, it is the scene where he wanted to retrieve the tesseract from Hydra minions.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Excited As He Lavishly Welcomed American Rapper Dababy To Nigeria by MortySmith: 5:28pm On May 17, 2022
Nobi him fault wey una no know am all these ones wey dey talk nonsense for up. Dababy na correct G, e get choko pass una.
Celebrities / Re: DaBaby Pays Lagos Hawker $100 For Few Packets Of Popcorn by MortySmith: 4:11pm On May 17, 2022
Dababy Aka Baby Jesus

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Romance / Re: Upload The Fifth Picture In Your Gallery by MortySmith: 11:02am On May 17, 2022
Meme collector

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Phones / Re: Screenshot And Post Your Phones Screen by MortySmith: 10:48am On May 17, 2022
Guess mine.

Romance / Re: I Just Realized Something New About Nairaland by MortySmith: 1:39am On May 17, 2022
President Buhari
Education / Re: My Convocation - I Can't Stand This Pain... by MortySmith: 10:14am On May 13, 2022
Always be contented my guy, wetin b gown? During my school days I spilled over a whole session and my set was convocating. My guys begin call me and I no wan dissappoint them I gate show, that was how I was mingling with my department and faculty mates but me I no graduate cos e dey visible you go see the depression clouding me but I had to celebrate their success and take pics with dem, people mock me well well that day but I stayed strong and eventually graduate after 2 semesters.
During the next convo cos my school na every year I collect the gown and everything but I no even attend the convo na at the end I come as people commot we snapped a few that's all o, no dey worry about gown be happy u don graduate 9ja education system.
Phones / Re: I Kind Of Miss How Pretty Nokia Lumia Windows Phones Looked by MortySmith: 4:42pm On May 09, 2022
I used a lumia device around 2017, it was everything I needed especially the UI. It has a great memory for a device at that time with a fast 3.5G. The downside is it's a sloppy device because once it slips from your grip it's certain you have to change the sensor (very annoying), a single crack render the sensor useless.
I changed mine almost four times before I got tired and dumped it in my stash. I still have the damaged device with me with tons of pictures and many files which I made for almost 3 years. Lumia bleeped up for not following the trend just like their older sibling Oga Blackberry.


Romance / Re: Twitter Is Overrated! (pics) by MortySmith: 9:23pm On May 07, 2022
Twitter is for people with a higher IQ.

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Celebrities / Re: How I Sent Ariana Grande 2,000 Messages Before She Replied On Instagram by MortySmith: 6:58pm On Apr 26, 2022
This one dey chat with Amina Gambo dey decieve himself grin

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