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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by morzook(m): 9:18pm On Jan 30, 2019
Thanks

fibonacci2526:



Nothing because note 5 doesn't support Glo band 28 well except you got the Taiwan version. They seems to be testing another band sha,not rolled out yet.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by morzook(m): 8:46pm On Jan 30, 2019
Glo 4g not working on my note5. What can I do to remedy the situation
Sports / Re: Tyson Fury Vs Deontay Wilder: When Is The Fight? Date? Time? Venue? by morzook(m): 6:33pm On Dec 01, 2018
What's time in Nigeria
Technology Market / Re: Sold by morzook(m): 9:50pm On Nov 29, 2018
Femidigirits:
80K and we deal.

It's not stolen goods. You won't see the camera alone for 80k
Technology Market / Re: Sold by morzook(m): 2:14pm On Nov 29, 2018
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Technology Market / Sold by morzook(m): 2:11pm On Nov 29, 2018
are you a professional photographer, vlogger or photography enthusiast?
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You don’t want to miss this deal! i’m letting go off my Canon EOS 1200d with all it’s accessories for just 120k, you won’t get a better deal else where.
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The camera is clean and in good condition, comes with the battery, 8gb memory card, a sturdy and clean tripod, LED light with its battery and a free microphone (not compatible).
available for immediate pick up in ikorodu.
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I can waybill to your location if outside lagos.
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price is slightly negotiable
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Whatsapp 09064891484

Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by morzook(m): 1:31pm On Oct 22, 2018
chiefkpokp:


nkay baby! thanks, will soon b wit u guyz soon. still away

i recommended someone to you based on your reputation here and she's saying you haven't been replying her messages and she has money with you. i just want to hear your side of the story before answering her. i have never done business with you myself but i know your reputation thus the referral.

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Travel / Re: Big Fishes Caught During Flooding In Bayelsa (Photo) by morzook(m): 8:27pm On Sep 27, 2018
snipesdam:


I fish often in Imo River Port Harcourt and once @ Onne Dangote cement. I haven't anything yet though I'm consistent going for fishing. Have you caught share some pictures.

Always have my fish rod and baits in my car. It seems like our fresh water fish too get sense. I once wasted a loaf of bread and the big ones came eating it once I throw in my disguised bait bread with the hook into they stay away until little ones finish eating up the bread used to attract them.


Caught several fishes. Fishing is not as easy as it looks. Go on YouTube. Watch lots of fishing videos and bread is not a good bait. Get baits from the same AliExpress or learn how to make them on ouTube.


Baits can vary too, depending on the type of fish you want to catch. Our waters aren't helping Sha. When freshwater fishing, I catch more debris than fishes.
Travel / Re: Big Fishes Caught During Flooding In Bayelsa (Photo) by morzook(m): 9:59pm On Sep 26, 2018
snipesdam:
wow

Since i bought some baits and a fishing rod from Aliexpress i haven't caught one fish. I wish to experience catching one.

where are you located? Salt water rods or freshwater? I fish on Tarkwa bay
Technology Market / Re: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by morzook(m): 5:27pm On Sep 10, 2018
Technology Market / Re: Order Your Goods On Ebay, Amazon And All Pickup Sites! Shipping @ $4.60/lbs NGR by morzook(m): 5:26pm On Sep 10, 2018
Technology Market / Re: Macbook Battery Replacement At Reduced Price In Lagos by morzook(m): 5:18pm On Aug 08, 2018
battery. macbook pro 13inch. how much?
Technology Market / Re: Macbook Battery For Replacement At Affordable Price by morzook(m): 5:16pm On Aug 08, 2018
what's the cost of battery for macbook pro 13inch?
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by morzook(m): 11:37am On Aug 08, 2018
airsaylongcon:


It's a huge file o. Sure u want to download it. Or you'd rather buy an already downloaded file burnt on DVD

the issue is that i have downloaded from the appstore twice but it brings an error message during installation, that's why i need an alternative means. The DVD would be good tho.

you know where i can get one?
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by morzook(m): 2:02pm On Aug 07, 2018
who can help me with the files to update to Mac OS Sierra? Downloading from app store has been frustrating
Business / Re: Man Orders Suitcase From Jumia, See What He Got by morzook(m): 4:02pm On Jul 27, 2018
he got what he ordered for. Seller clearly wrote out the dimension of the size. The word doll was even written in the description. It's his problem if he can't read

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: Nigerian President Vs Croatian President In Pictures by morzook(m): 7:05pm On Jun 16, 2018
Technology Market / NEEDED: Used Weight Bench With Barbell by morzook(m): 2:17pm On Jun 12, 2018
if you have a used one in lagos, i'm looking to buy

Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim And Iceberg Slim On Romantic Vacation In São Tomé Island by morzook(m): 12:33pm On Mar 06, 2018
his father is a billionaire

ikombe:
Where this guy see money for vacation

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Technology Market / Re: Cheap Used Foreign Air Conditioner for Sales by morzook(m): 7:55am On Feb 07, 2018
morning boss. are portable ACs as strong as split ACs? I need an AC and landlord won't let me punch hole in his wall
Romance / Have You Had The Best Sex Of Your Life? by morzook(m): 8:48pm On Jan 21, 2018
I am curious. Have you?

I pray your answer is no. No, because anyone reading this would be in their twenties, thirties or forties. At these periods in your lives, you shouldn’t have seen it all. You should still have a void, a space yet to be filled with adventure, in your heart.

Yes, sex is an adventure to me. Exploring your partner’s body and feeling them tense under your touch, hearing them whimper when you graze those sensitive spots, feeling them quiver beneath you, listening to them moan and cling to you.

That’s adventure.

However, not all sexual activities are to be regarded as such. Some are mere journeys, one you’d never want to embark upon again. The adventurous ones are those you wish they never ends.

Think of the last time you had sex. If someone had asked you to describe how it went, what would have your response been? You’d have said it was good, right?

Well, good is not enough. Good is ordinary.

Excellent is ok.

When you start using words like awesome or wow, then I’d say you are getting there.

Jennifer Lopez once described her sexual relationship with Ben Affleck as ‘knee shaking.’ Your partner should make you feel that way.

Sex should never be ordinary, why engage in it if it’s that bland?

Until you start saying things like, ‘it was destiny altering’ or ‘mind numbing’ or ‘I felt like my soul was leaving my body’, you aren’t really having sex yet. You are being cheated of the ultimate pleasure.

Good sex would mess up your head. Good sex will mess up your emotions. It will turn you into jelly in the hands of your partner.

Good sex doesn’t have anything to do with how big or attractive your partner is. It has nothing to do with how long they last or how fast they go. The actual sex doesn’t even really matter.

Good sex is psychical.

It is more of a mind thing.

The first step to achieving the ultimate pleasure is to not be selfish. Once one partner is holding back, the other one is being cheated.

You can’t be shy and you can’t be uncommunicative. Your priority should be to please your partner, as theirs is to please you. Both of you are performers at a symphony; two orchestras with one goal.

None should be lazy. None should be slow. Nothing should be rushed.

Though the ladies have a lot to do, the man has to lead. It’s a shame though that the men of my generation are all about bravado and how macho they are. It’s not uncommon to hear them say, ‘I lasted thirty minutes’ or ‘she was begging me to stop’ or something like ‘I almost kill am’.

Oga, did she have an orgasm?

Or let me ask in street parlance, ‘did she come?’

Ask some men this and you see them become uncomfortable. They don’t know what it means and don’t even care.

Annoyingly, most women only know it by name and have never experienced it.

Imagine asking a twenty five year old graduate if she’s ever had an orgasm and her response to you is, ‘ki lo n je be?’

Yes, that’s how ignorant many are.

Are you in that bracket? Stop wasting your time having shitty sex.

Unlike men, women don’t get to orgasm easily. The female orgasm is elusive but not impossible to get. It takes patience, dexterity, skills, patience and communication between both partners. I think I forgot to mention patience.

You need patience because you are trying to achieve a goal that requires focus. It’s like trying to dig for treasure with your hands, a treasure that you are certain is there. So you dig with your dexterious fingers, slooowly.

Then bring your tongue into play. I don’t think it was made for food tasting alone. I am not your sex teacher so I can’t say much.

I barely know anything myself.

Sex is an art, to those who know. So think of yourself as an artist with specialised sets of skills. Use your fingers, use your tongue and ask your partner questions.

Guy’s ask her if you are doing it right. Ladies, tell him if he’s doing it right or wrong. Tell him what he has to do.

Tell him what gets you off. Guide his fingers.

To have sex, you both have to get naked. If you can get naked in his presence and you aren’t able to communicate with him then all is not right.

You have gone past the ‘I am shy’ stage.

Be ready to experiment.

If you’ve been having sex as a lady and you haven’t experienced the big O, my condolence.

Your mother’s don’t even know what it means and they are alive so you won’t die too.

I am going to bed. Maybe I’d write a second part…



P.S: if you are reading this as a man and you want to go from the bragger to the one they’d brag about, I’d recommend these books.
MouthAction she’d never forget by Sonia Borg
The Guide to getting it on by Paul Joannides
She comes first by Ian Kenner

Read them and you’d be all right.

www.morzook.com

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Business / Re: List of Logistics Companies For use within Nigeria. by morzook(m): 11:01am On Jan 08, 2018
sholatem:
Pls o Nairalander,is there any reliable logistics company in lagos that do same day delivery service? I'm fed up with most of this companies,I will appreciate if any 1 can recommend any of this company to me.

i use zoom logistics. they are reliable for now.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by morzook(m): 9:50pm On Dec 05, 2017
who has $20 bitcoin for sale? epp

scammers don't bother o
Computers / Re: Install Windows On Your Apple Mac by morzook(m): 5:50pm On Nov 22, 2017
cost and location?
Adverts / Re: Virtual Credit Cards *VCC* For Paypal Verification %100 by morzook(m): 5:25pm On Nov 21, 2017
does it work for facebook?
Business / Getbarter Has Been Acting Up For A Couple Of Days. Any Alternatives? by morzook(m): 8:35pm On Nov 10, 2017
i've been trying to get a card from get barter since 3 days ago and registration isn't going through. anyone having the same issues? any alternatives?
Business / Re: Stripe Payment Gateway Integration Shopify Store For Nigerians by morzook(m): 1:44pm On Nov 01, 2017
as this is nigeria, i was a bit sceptical but took a leap of faith. He delivered my stripe account and integrated it into my shopify

will definitely use him again. highly recommended

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by morzook(m): 11:25pm On Oct 18, 2017
i am willing to learn. i really need one. wouldn't mind if you can show me the way

celestialAgent:
Anyone can open a Paypal account for you - even a verified one at that. The most important thing is you understanding how to run the acocunt to circumvent the predominant limitation that happens with Paypal.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by morzook(m): 9:52pm On Oct 18, 2017
anyone knows how i can open a paypal account that i can use to receive payments? epp
Business / Re: What You Order On Konga And What They Supply by morzook(m): 8:22am On Oct 12, 2017
there's a 7 days return policy. you can always return items that don't meet your expectations and you will get your money back. and you probably bought it from a seller on konga and not konga itself
Technology Market / Re: Macbook Battery Replacement At Reduced Price In Lagos by morzook(m): 2:33pm On Sep 30, 2017
ruphytelecom:
which model of macbook pro do you need.

MacBook Pro (13-inch, Early 2011)
Technology Market / Re: Macbook Battery Replacement At Reduced Price In Lagos by morzook(m): 10:56am On Sep 30, 2017
what is the current price for a macbook pro battery?

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